Author's Note: SLAVA UKRAINI
Also, to drive home the point I was making in the Month 4 Author's Note, I am now writing a Death Note/Mass Effect crossover fanfic called Vengeance of the Suit Rat. Check it out! Don't worry, I'm not stopping on this. Not by a long shot...
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Month 5 (II)
"Ryuk, I think it's time to kill Putin."
"Why now?" He asked, intrigued.
"I think the stress could plausibly kill him," she explained. "Ukraine has decimated the Russian army. It's only a matter of time before they take back Crimea as well. Putin is a stressed-out 70 year old man. Literally nobody could trace this back to me."
"Furthermore," she continued, "it will likely throw the Russian government into chaos. I don't think they know what to do if he dies."
Before Ryuk could respond, she took out a pen and quickly wrote the following into the Death Note:
Vladimir Putin - Stroke
"That's pretty boring," Ryuk remarked, disappointed. "I barely even have to touch him to get that to happen."
"Sorry, Ryuk, but I need to be careful with this one." She grinned. "But I've got a fun one for you."
"What happened to once a month, by the way?"
"That rule was stupid in retrospect," she replied. "It's not about how many I kill, it's about how I do it."
After briefly glancing at Wikipedia, she quickly wrote the following into the Death Note:
Henry Cuellar - Mass shooting at Capitol Building
Matt Gaetz - Mass shooting at Capitol Building
Marjorie Taylor Greene - Mass shooting at Capitol Building
Kevin McCarthy - Mass shooting at Capitol Building
"Interesting," Ryuk remarked. "Watch."
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Mass Shooting at Capitol Building Leaves 4 Representatives Dead
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - Capitol Police have been left baffled after a shooting in the Capitol Building on Wednesday left 4 members of the House of Representatives dead. Explanations are still being sought as to how the shooter managed to evade security - explanations made more difficult by the increased security after the January 6 riots...
Russia Announces Withdrawal From Ukraine
MOSCOW (AP) - In the aftermath of Vladimir Putin's sudden death, the Russian Federation announced Thursday that all Russian troops would be withdrawn from Ukraine. Analysts believe this is likely due to the widespread chaos engulfing the Russian government as a result of Putin's unexpected fatal stroke.
Ukraine has vowed revenge, with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy saying that the war is not over until Crimea has been retaken...
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"I have to ask: why Henry Cuellar?"
"Two reasons. One, I needed a Democrat dead so the shooting didn't look too partisan."
Her expression darkened.
"And two, that pro-life piece of shit didn't deserve to live."
Ryuk was thrilled. This was EXACTLY what he was hoping would happen when he had come up with that ridiculous story while Stephanie was crying.
This was going to get SO interesting.
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Stephanie is getting bolder, and now wants to influence world events. As you might have noticed, she is also bitter, jaded, and angry. That's not good when you are the owner of the Death Note...
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