( Welcome, welcome. I'm a newbie writer and want to get better so if you are looking for something polished and high quality you might be disappointed. This Is meant to be serious and comedic but who knows where it'll go, I sure as hell don't! Enjoy! )
A normal earth, no flying people no magic energy, no space aliens no animal people. In a medium sized apartment a younger fellow 20 - 22 was reading manga in a chair of the living room. Nothing special a bland room with decent decor. That manga happened to be his favorite story, Dragon ball. His social life was pretty much ruined because of his attraction to manga and anime In general. He was rather fit considering he worked his butt off every day to keep himself In shape.
Closing the manga he sat It down standing and moving toward his bedroom slamming himself into the pillow with a yawn. The last thought on his mind before he fell to sleep. ' I wish that was all real.'
Little did the man know a mischievous god caught wind of his wish. An unknown amount of time would pass before the man awoke.
It was oddly cold for mid summer, Opening his eyes he looked around to find himself not in his room but in.. Space? He began to panic scrambling around in the void for a bit before he realized he could breath. Rationalizing it as a dream, After all how could he be in space?
" Awake are we? " Came the voice of a woman,
Turning to face the voice there was a female figure in the void, long white hair In a strangely familiar outfit. She drifted closer and her outfit became clearer. It was the outfit of a Kai from that manga he was reading..? Besides being incredibly confused he was lost in how pretty this figure was.
" Oh? Did you hit your head on something by chance? " The woman asked with a tilted head.
He was freaked out, but hey worst case scenario this is a weirdo dream right? With this assumption in mind he pulled his focus to keeping a calm front. " Where are we, and who are you? "
" We're in a gap between space and time. " She said it so calmly as if it was normal.
" And I'm the one to grant your wish. "
" That's rather cryptic, But what wish? " A realization had just hit him, this was the longest conversation he's held with a beautiful woman in almost 2 years. A sad realization indeed.
" Did you not wish to be In the world of the books you read from? "
" I guess,- But- " He was cut off.
" Good, now. Your wish shall be granted. "
" Huh- " A bright light came off of the woman blinding him for a moment, seconds later she was gone leaving behind only a mirror.
His body felt weird, Itchy? looking into the mirror he yelled at the top of his lungs.
" WHAT THE HELL!? "
His features had partially changed, His hair grew out more becoming far more pointed and sharp small tufts laying on his shoulders and covering down to the base of his neck. He was already muscular but his body was larger, larger than it could ever be from just working hard.
And he saw a long tail swishing around behind him? It was black just the same as his hair. His eyes were a dark crimson that was nearly black, What had happened to his body? Not only that but he'd gotten the biggest migraine of his life, an earth splitting headache.
" What's.. Happening- " He clenched onto his head for dear life after a moment it stopped. The poor man didn't even get to examine his changes before a hole in the space beneath him opened like a vaccume drawing him inside.
This was by far the weirdest dream he'd ever had. The next thing he saw was... a lot of cyan, and green? And he was falling. Time froze around him for a second and he began to grow terrified. Looking in front of him he saw Goku in the flesh, And by in front I mean about to punch him.
Turning his head there was Freiza about to do the same. He was in the middle of it. Getting hit by both of the fighters blowing him into a nearby mountain.
" WhAT tHE FUUUuUUUUuuuUuucC-! " His voice petered out as he flew farther and farther before hitting the mountainside.
Both Freiza and Goku looked in the direction of the dust cloud puzzled by the new arrival. Turning to face each other once more noticing the equal expressions of confusion they were led to assume the man wasn't with either side.
He pulled himself out of rocks standing in the crator dusting his head off. " Man that hurt. " He said rubbing his chest. By this point the two resumed fighting.
" Huh, If I'm any good of a judge.. Yep, he's gonna use the Spirit Bomb. As if on que Goku began to talk to Freiza and after a minute or so he backed away sticking his arms to the sky.
" Well, hm.. Maybe I can do something to help him out? " The man took on several different Martial arts in his now.. past life. Judo, Taekwondo, Boxing, Muay Thai, Karate.. Safe to say he had nothing better to do with his life.
Sadly there is a massive difference between learning a Martial art and actually using it on another living person, or thing in this case? " Well.. I'm here now anyways, might as well try. "
He pushed Ki out of his feet propelling him off of the ground with some difficulty at first.
Flying over to the two he placed himself in the middle facing Freiza's direction.
" Oh? Another monkey wants to play? How.. Quaint. "
" Yeah.. I'll be your play mate while you wait. We wouldn't want you to get bored now would we? " He used his trump card, poker face. it's S-s-super effective!
The Tyrants face shifted into a slight frown at the arrogance of this insect. " Very well, I'll allow you to have your fun.. For now. "
The Tyrant vanished from his position throwing a kick which was surprisingly easy to duck for the man. `` Huh, all those days getting my ass beat might actually be worth something. `` The man thought spinning on his heel and planting his right foot in the Tyrants chest kicking him a good ways back.
Goku was still charging his attack now with a small smirk. Whoever this guy was he wasn't an enemy.. Frankly Goku didn't think he could handle another enemy. Piccolo, Krillin and Gohan who were on the sidelines watching the fight had a large spark of hope, maybe.. Just maybe if this guy is strong like Goku they can actually win..
Meanwhile the man in question was looking at his foot with his jaw dropped. " Did I just kick Freiza? Holy shit.. That felt really nice actually. "
Freiza appeared in the same position as before looking at the Saiyajin with an even larger frown.
Said Saiyajin reined his shock in pushing his poker face back up.. last thing he needs Is for Freiza to realize he has no Idea how to perform In a real fight..
" You got lucky, It won't happen twice vermin. " The Tyrant vanished once more only this time his attack landed.
A sweep to the legs followed by a tail slap. Mid air the man turned crossing his arms to dampen the blow none the less hitting the ground like a missile.
" As I said, you're not getting lucky a second time. " The Emperor said with a smug look a he stood over the man.
Launching himself from the ground he planted a spinning kick to the side which was blocked, spinning on his heel again he slammed the same heel into the other side of the Tyrant followed by a hand full of small energy blasts.
" How's that for luck dickhead? " He stuck his tongue out at the smoke cloud.
A beam came flying from the cloud piercing the Saiyajins left shoulder before another came hitting him in the right thigh dropping him to a knee. `` Well shit.. Maybe I shouldn't have been messing around.. ``
He covered his shoulder with a groan, It in fact hurt like a bitch to the surprise of nobody.
The man glanced up at the sky, he could see the spirit bomb.. It was close.. Almost there.
" Is that the best you can do? Fire some little lasers? " He taunted watching the Tyrant walk out of the cloud with a few minor scratches.
" Would you rather I just kill you? You can join Vegeta in the hole over there. " He pointed at a pile of rocks off in the distance.
`` Damn, that's cold. `` It was just a game of time at this point.
" Funny.. I was being sarcastic. You're dying regardless. " The man said with a laugh pointing his finger out at the man charging his signature attack.
`` So.. I get sent into the world of my favorite manga.. Only to die by the most bottom Villain? I mean how Is this fair.. He's not even strong yet.. "
The voice of Goku caught both of their attentions. " I wouldn't do that If I was you Freiza. "
" Oh really? And why shouldn't I monkey? " The man said pushing the laser closer to the mans head.
" Look up. " he said with a smirk.
The Tyrant did just that and then he saw it. A massive ball of energy in the sky that surely would kill him if he was hit by it. Sadly for Freiza that split second of distraction was enough.
The man reared his arm back and punched Freiza in the crotch with every ounce of strength he could muster crippling the poor Lizard before flying back to get out of the blast zone.
" YOU BASTARD- " He yelled clutching what would be his jewls. The massive ball of energy came from the sky like an angel of death, far too quickly for Freiza to get away from in his.. Crippled state.
The blast hit followed by a large explosion and a massive hole in the ground with no sign of Freiza in sight. The group was overjoyed. They'd won.. Well most of them. One among their group knows what comes next.
They gathered in a group talking, Cheering. But someone had to ask the question eventually. " Who are you and where did you come from? " Surprisingly It was Goku who was first to ask.
" Ah, sorry.. My name's Kade. And uh.. It's kind of a long story I guess. " He said levitating as to not put weight on his leg.
" Well If you say so. But thank you for helping us.. " The smiles turned to frowns quickly enough as Piccolo had attained a new hole in his chest.
" NOO! " Goku yelled looking towards the blasts origin point.
" You will pay.. For daring to think you stand on equal ground with me YOU VERMIN! " The Tyrant yelled standing on the edge of the crator.
The next one to be hit was Kade dead center in the back dropping him like a stone in a river.
The next was Krillin thrown into the sky and blown to bits not leaving even a trace.
Goku looked at his friends for a moment pure rage flashing through his eyes. " Gohan, Take piccolo and this guy to the ship. "
" No! I'll fight too! " Goku turned looking down at his son for a moment.
" GO! While I can still control myself! " he yelled as the clouds turned black crackling with lightning that shot to the ground all around them.
Gohan hefted piccolo and attempted to do the same for Kade. " Just, save him. " He coughed out pushing Gohans hand away.
The child only nodded and flew away. Leaving the battle-field behind as quickly as he could.
Through blurred vision Kade could see Goku transforming. The energy was so warm, so heavy. He could feel it resonating with the very air as if planet Namek itself was providing him with power.
The two engaged in battle again though it was clear Goku had the upper-hand by a landslide. It was hard to follow with how fast they were moving combined with his blurred vision.
Freiza powered up to 100% but it didn't even kind of save his sorry ass. Unlike the way the fight normally goes Goku wasn't showing any mercy.. Not this time he wasn't letting this bastard get away no matter what.
Goku pummeled him all across the sky exchanging blows and energy blasts. After some time Freiza was getting tired of this stupid Monkey and decided to blow the whole planet.
Charging a death ball he threw it straight down into the core of Namek. " There! How do you like that! " He laughed.
Only serving to piss Goku off even more the fight raged on as the planet began to show signs of destruction, lava shooting up everywhere and the ground beginning to turn hot.
`` Man.. Dying sucks.. I haven't even got to do anything yet! .. I guess though that means this isn't some wacko dream huh? Clearly.. You don't feel so much pain in dreams. ``
Amidst all the fighting Freiza didn't see Porunga being used to Revive the dead of Namek until it was too late. The earths Dragon Balls were used next to bring all of those revived to earth leaving behind only the three.
The sound of shockwaves began to lessen as consciousness faded from him. With darkening vision he could see off in the distance Freiza getting blown into space and that would be the last thing he saw before it all turned black.
Upon opening his eyes he was looking at an odd shaped ceiling, with the turn of his head he saw a small pink alien with long pointy ears and what looked like a whisker on each side of it's face.
He raised an eyebrow In thought. `` If memory serves that's a Yardrat, which would mean I'm alive.. hahahahah fuck you Freiza. `` He thought before shaking his head returning his attention to the alien.
" Where am I? " The Yardrat didn't answer only leaving the room.
" Well that's not very helpful. " Putting a hand over his chest he came to realize his wounds were mostly gone and he felt moderately stronger than he was before.
Kade hopped out of the bed he was on checking over his body there were three noticeable scars on his shoulder mid chest/mid back and thigh. He didn't have a shirt just a bandage wrap and a larger version of the pants he saw on the Yardrat.
The Yardrat came back with a few others Goku among them. " You sure slept a while, feel alright? " Goku said as he got closer.
" At least I'm not freiza. " Kade joked earning a snicker.
" So what happened? " The Yardrats left them to their own devices.
" Well just before Namek blew up I found Freiza's space ship n' stuff so I started smashing buttons and luckily it lifted up. After It got away from Namek I used the gizmo's on the ship to keep you alive.. Shortly after that I passed out and next thing I knew we'd crashed here. "
" I see. " It wasn't as though he didn't already know that.
" You've been out for about a month, man I really thought you wouldn't wake up. " Goku laughed.
" Death Isn't something on my agenda. " He rubbed the back of his head.
" I've been under the instruction of Master Pybara since we got here, the Yardrats are nice people. Check this out. " Goku put his fingers on his fore-head and vanished from In front of Kade re-appearing behind him.
" You're so damn fast- " Kade looked behind him at Goku.
" I know right? " The man snickered.
" I've not even close to mastered It yet though. " He admitted with a shrug.
Kade got up and stretched out for a minute before speaking. " Can you take me to this Master Pybara? "
Goku nodded and started walking out of the room leading Kade into the streets which were packed with the Yardrats waving every so often, soon they arrived at a large square building with an older looking alien resting in the center in a meditative position visible through the open doorway.
" Master Pybara, this Is my friend.. What's your name again? " Goku asked looking over his shoulder.
" I'm Kade, K a d e. "
" Right, sorry. " He laughed.
" Anyways I'm going over there to continue my training. " He waved walking off to the far side of the room where he started to stretch.
Pybara opened one of his eyes looking at Kade with a mysterious look in his eye. " You do not seem to belong here. " He said after a minutes silence.
Kade crossed his arms. " You would be right about that, honestly I still have no Idea how I ended up with Goku In the first place. " The Saiyajin shrugged.
Elder Pybara let out a small chuckle. " You wish to learn our techniques yes? "
" If you'd allow me. " He bowed his head to the Yardrat.
" Your energy may not belong, but I can tell that you are kind like the other. I see no issue teaching you what I can. Keep in mind however that we are not a warrior race If you wish to spar I will be of no assistance. "
" Thank you for both helping us and teaching us. We'll be In your debt. " He said still bowing.
" Do not worry yourself with such things we enjoy helping those In need. " The Elder said before closing his eye.
As time passed the bond between Pybara, Goku and Kade strengthened greatly with the passing months. Both Goku and Kade learning many things from the wise creature. ' Spirit Control ' An ability they possessed allowing them to do many impressive things from healing to cloning.
Goku focused his time more on controlling super Saiyajin and Instant transmission the former taking most of this time. Kade on the other hand focused on the cloning and healing aspects as well as getting a basic grip on Instant transmission.
Along with their training under Master Pybara the two fought each other regularly in spars which greatly Improved Kade's actual combat skill giving him real experience.
Both Saiyajins grew quite far in power over several months being nearly equal without a transformation. Of course Kade could never beat Goku simply because of his massive advantage in experience but he could hold his own at least.
Currently Goku was attempting to explain how to activate Super Saiyajin to Kade with little success.
" Basically you have to reach deep in and pull it out, It's a warm feeling in the center of your chest that you can feel all through your spine n' stuff. "
" So.. draw It out.. Riiight. " This wasn't the first time Goku had tried to teach Kade to use the power and probably wouldn't be the last.
Currently the two were outside of the Yardrat city in a more wilderness filled area In hopes that It might help him activate it, at this point Goku was grasping straws. `` I guess there's a massive difference between knowing how it works and actually doing it. `` Kade though with a shrug.
He focused within It's not like he couldn't feel the dormant power Inside it was just out of his reach taunting the shit out of him.
Yet no matter how hard he tried to push It out he just couldn't grasp It, It just sat there mere inches out of his reach at all times and it was infuriating. He put a pause on trying to transform and decided to ask a random question.
" Say when are we going to earth? I really wanna meet your friends they seem pretty cool. "
" Well we can go any time really I just want to be sure I'm strong enough to protect them when I go back. "
" I have a feeling you're a lot stronger than you even know. " He said with a small grin.
Goku spoke often about his friends and family during their training having nothing but the highest of praises for them all. It really makes you wonder how he can be such a good guy, I mean he didn't have anything even remotely negative to say about any of them.
Kade closed his eyes for a moment, upon re-opening them a copy of himself was standing directly beside him. " I'm going to fight this guy for a while' you wanna check up on master Pybara? "
" Yeah sure, he'll probably wanna know about what's goin' on anyways. " Goku said before lifting off and flying towards the city.
" You're about to get a taste of the piccolo treatment chucklenuts. " The clone said catching Kade completely off-guard.
" I'm sorry, what? Since when can you- " The clone proceeded to rear it's foot back and kick him in the nuts.
" YOU MOTHER- " Insert several slurs here.
" Oh damn you know it's sad when the original Is getting bodied, even piccolo can fight multiple clones at once man you suck. " The clone insulted.
" ... I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll feel It till you fade away. " He said as he stood up.
" Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try. " It stuck it's tongue out.
The clones taunts were silenced when a foot was then planted firmly in his testicular region followed by pained groaning.
" Karma is a bitch. " He said as he began to kick the clone a few more times.
" Oh yeah, she's a nasty bitch. " It said as it blocked a kick vanishing and re-appearing beside him only to hock a massive loogie in his ear.
" You disgusting prick- " It was like watching children fight.
" Takes one to know one jack ass. " The clone taunted again.
" Hold on- " The original said suddenly getting an idea.
" Alright? " The clone watched as Kade made another two clones bringing the total to 3 clones.
" I wanna test something, I'll close my eyes and one of you do something then dispel yourself. I'm curious If I'll have the memory of whatever you might've done. " The clones looked at each other before snickering and nodding.
When Kade closed his eyes the clones quickly began to fashion a club out of the fauna around them before they promptly smashed it over his head quickly dispelling. " The fuck was that for!- " He said holding his head.
" It appears I do not not. " He said holding his head.
" I could've told you that, but It was kinda' funny to watch. " The clone shrugged.
" Man you're a piece of shit why couldn't you have just told me? " He said crossing his arms.
" Like I said, watching you get hit was entertaining. "
" Dickhead. " He grumbled.
The clone and him soon after engaged in combat for a few hours before said clone was destroyed for pushing his luck a bit too far leaving him to his thoughts.
Meanwhile on earth some stuff had been going on most interestingly was the crooked Saiyajin prince Vegeta had actually fallen in love with a human woman not that the stuck up prick would ever admit it. They had even gathered the dragon balls in an attempt to wish Goku back only to be disappointed by his denial.
Master Roshi was still being a perv, Vegeta was training his ass off to try and surpass Goku when he returned, Gohan still very much missed his father and was studying his ass off to become a scholar. But a whole new threat was brewing amidst a calm earth that none of the hero's saw coming and with time It would show It's ugly face.
But at least the human warriors were training with King kai to protect the earth in Goku's absence so that was something at least. Sill muddled around in the sea that was his mind he finally got tired of thinking about It so much.
" Alright, fuck It there Is at least one thing I can use for sure. " One thing he was careful to avoid was looking at Yardrats moon as he knew that having a tail would mean he'd turn into one of those massive mindless apes without meaning to.
But he was far enough away from civilization to give it a shot so with hesitance he looked up into the planets only moon for a while before he began to change his clothes split as his body grew sprouting hair all over until he was transformed into a massive ape creature that was a mish mash of primates.
Strangely he hadn't lost control of his body like he expected to but he could feel an unbelievable amount of raw anger welling up on the inside of his body like lava.
It took a while for him to get the hang of it but he soon began to shrink back into his human body taking a glance at his hands. Somehow his clothes had managed to stay in tact truly good craftsmanship.
" Alright cmon' me.. be your best Goku. " He slapped his cheeks.
With the added experience of feeling what Oozaru was like he thought he would give it one more try. So he dug deep as far as he could go, reaching and reaching and finally he got ahold of.. Something?
He could feel the power trying to manifest It was in his grasp but why wouldn't It come? " STOP BEING SUCH A BASTARD AND COME OUT OF ME ALREADY! " He yelled towards the sky as if that was going to help him In some way.
How can a mans own power blue ball him? That's just a whole new level of un-cool. Just as he was about to give up he heard an eerily familiar feminine giggle directly over his right shoulder freezing him in his tracks.
He slowly turned to see the very entity that put him here In the first place. " You- " Any potential remark or comment he had thought up was put on pause now that he was actually looking at this woman.
He didn't get a good look before due to the whole being in the void of space and kind of freaking out thing. `` Holy shit. `` A pervert at heart he couldn't help but stare as It was burned Into his eyes.
The woman only tilted her head to the side with a confused look. In complete honesty she reminded him of what he could only describe as a female Zamasu and Towa criss crossed In an odd but undeniably good looking way. Wearing a more skin tight version of a Kai outfit in the color of dark black and dark blue with a noticeable opening over the top of her breasts with black boots. Wearing two Potara earrings.
=" Why are you here.. " He said with edge.
" Two reasons, one to give you this. " She said before pulling her right Potara off and throwing It to him
He caught It with his left squinting In Immense confusion. " You'll need it in the future do not loose It whatever you do. "
" Alright..? What's the other thing..? "
" Mm, right I wanted to give you a tip. I've been watching you for a while now- "
" You've been what- " He deadpanned.
" What? I get bored sometimes. I know you've been having trouble accessing that Saiyajin form and I'll tell you the reason why. It's because you're not expelling enough energy. " She said simply
" Very funny, no way In hell It's that simple. " He scoffed.
" Prove me wrong. " The woman said gesturing him to try.
`` ' Prove me wrong. ' Yeah alright. `` He mentally grumbled, beginning to expel Ki with shut eyes.
After a few moments he felt It again the power just teasing him right out of reach. He doubled his Ki output cracking the ground and creating a small gust. The white energy began to flash yellow as did his hair for a time until the energy finally boiled over leaving him transformed.
Begrudgingly he cracked open an eye to see the aura before he began to groan. " You have got to be shitting me. It was that easy? Seriously? "
" Well glad you figured that out I did what I wanted to do, Tata. " The woman waved before vanishing from the spot as quickly as she had appeared.
" I'm never going to live this down. " He facepalmed.
After the development of Super Saiyajin he spent the rest of his time on Yardrat with Goku training to control it with success. Though all good things must come to an end as Goku decided It was time to go home.
The two Saiyajins said their goodbyes and thanks to the Yardrats for all they had done for a while. Once their goodbyes had been said they climbed into two separate pods given for them to use. Little did they know only one would arrive at their destination.
The pods blasted out of the planets atmosphere quickly reaching the dark blackness of space. The two were put under stasis for the trip as to keep them from possibly starving to death. At some point during the flight one of the pods malfunctioned forcibly changing course.
Unluckily for Kade It was his pod that made a sharp turn blasting off nearly the complete other direction. Where was It going? who knows.
Will Our hero's get their shit kicked in? Find out next time on.. Yeah that's the end of this joke. I hope the few that read this enjoyed it. As stated before please don't take me seriously I'm just trying to have a little fun and expirment.