It was a hot summer day in South Park. Everybody excited that school came to and end and summer break is here, 2 whole months away from school. Who wouldn't be happy? Well why don't you ask the kids whose parents get rid of them and take them to a crappy ass camp on the first morning of summer. You see that kid sitting in his car with his arms crossed looking pissed off with the blue chullo hat wearing a blue coat with black jeans and black converse? That's me, Craig fucking Tucker and your probably wondering why im soooo mad, huh? Well i guess you haven't been listening. I'm mad because i'm getting forced to go to a summer camp for 2 fucking months with my annoying little sister, Tricia. There are some good things about this summer camp, they allow pets, and i don't have to wear some stupid uniforms, we can also pick our roommates. But it doesn't help that almost every single kid in South Park Elementary is going, I mean come on! Can i ever get a break!? I just can't believe I'm sitting in a car at 8:00 in the morning going to a fucking summer camp. I mean, at least some of my friends will be there like Tolkien, Clyde, Jimmy, and I guess Butters… I don't really see Butters as my friend I'm only nice to him because he's Tweek's friend. So i'm only nice to him because of it. I'm not an asshole, i'm just being honest and assholes aren't honest so technically i'm not an asshole. . . . "We're here!" Mrs.Tucker says in a sing-songish tone while stopping the car in-front of an airport. Craig looks at the airport in confusion about to open his mouth to say something until Tricia interrupts him "Mom, why are we at the airport, I thought we where going to a summer camp?" she says un-buckling her seat belt. "You are going to a summer camp!" she says with that sing-song tone not leaving, Craig un-buckles his seat belt "So then why are we at an airport?" Craig ask's confused. "Because Craigory you have to fly there to get there its to far for us to drive." she says getting out of the car and closing the door and going behind the car, Craig and Tricia follow suit and follow their mother "Will you be going with us?" Tricia says looking at the trunk waiting for her mother to open it "Excuse me?" Mrs.Tucker says opening the trunk and taking out they're luggages. "Will you be coming with us." Craig repeats, Mrs.Tucker laughs "Of course not! You're old enough to go on a flight alone Craig, and you'll be watching over Tricia so there will be no need for me to tag along!" she smiles Craig and Tricia's face drop not thinking this is funny or amusing in the slightest. Mrs.Tucker ignores her kids distasteful and frustrating looks and gives them they're plane tickets as well as they're luggages "Get going now your flight will be ready in about 30 or 40 minutes." Tricia looks at Craig and Craig looks at Tricia they walk to the entrance of the airport and look around, Craig see's his gang, Tolkien, Jimmy, Clyde, and Tweek. 'Maybe this won't be as bad as i thought' Craig thinks to himself starting to walk over to his gang, but as soon as Craig turns the corner his hopeful thoughts burn into ashes. Why you might be asking? Because he seeings Stan's group sitting right behind his gang, with Wendy's gang sitting next to them. Craig sighs and pushes his luggage towards his gang, hoping Tweek didn't forget to bring Stripe. Craig see's Stripes cage as he gets closer and sighs with relief knowing that Tweek didn't forget Stripe, Craig takes a seat next to Tweek and Tweek turns his head to look at Craig. Craig smiles slightly and Tweek smiles at Craig back with might he add was the most beautiful-ist smile Craig has ever seen. Tweek turns his head back around to tell the rest of the gang that Craig's here, once he said that 4 pairs eyes were facing Craig's direction, Craig replies with a simple "hey." and soon Tweek, Jimmy, Clyde, and Tolkien where gathered around Craig talking about Clyde stuffing 5 tacos in his mouth for 10 dollars, and how Jimmy is now friends with Timmy again after they apologized to each other for fighting over who got better grades. Not even 20 minutes later the sliding door opens again but no one pays any mind to this until they hear "COCK!!" Craig turns his head around and his face immediately lights up when he see's Thomas with a luggage in his hand walking towards Craig, Tweek see's this and his smile drops and turns into a frown. Craig picks up Stripe's cage which is in the seat between him and Tweek and gives it Tweek "Thomas, sit right here!" Craig says with a wide toothy smile, "Okay, SHIT!! haha, Sorry!" Thomas says sitting down next to Craig "Nonono don't apologize it's fine! You can't control its not your fault!" Craig says with that stupid smile on his face. Tweek looks at Craig with wide eyes then looks at Thomas, you see Tweek has never met Thomas but has heard of him from Craig, Tweek thought he would get along with him from what Craig has told him about Thomas, but Tweek is now jealous more then happy to meet a new friend. Because Craig was more happy to see Thomas then him and Craig has never been this happy to see Tweek or anyone for that matter, not even Kenny, Clyde, Tolkien or Jimmy and they're his best friends! Only when he see's Stripe he gets this happy. Tweek angrily grips onto Stripe's cage and starts to shake. Not because he's about to cry, no. Because he's about to beat a bitch up. "That's my boyfriend Tweek!" Tweek snaps out of his thoughts and looks up and sees Craig and Thomas looking straight at him "He- ASS!! Hey Tweek, I'm Thomas!" Tweek looks around the room for Butters and once he spots him he thinks of just getting up and leaving until he gets snapped out of his thoughts when he hears "TWEEK!" Tweek jumps startled by this "JESUS MAN AGH!!!" Tweek looks at Craig and then looks at Thomas, Tweek mumbles a simple "Hey." and then gets up takes Stripe and his luggage and walks over to Butters sitting down right next to him and starts to have a conversation with him. Craig raises an eyebrow confused on why Tweek got into a bitch mood and left Craig decided to ignore it and continues talking to Thomas.
50 minutes later and Craig is boarding the plane, Craig walks down the isle and see's Tweek sitting alone. Craig decides to sit next to Tweek and once he does he taps Tweek on the shoulder, Tweek jumps up "GAH!!" Tweek turns to look at Craig. Tweek's eyes are wide and he's slightly shaking "JESUS CRAIG DON'T DO THAT!" Craig looks at Tweek before saying a simple sorry, Tweek's shoulders relax and he looks out the window putting his chin in his hand Craig stares at Tweek for a minute thn says "Why where you so pissed off earlier?" this seems to have pushed a nerve because Tweek turns his head around to look at him and once he does he looks like he's about to fuck him up. "Nevermind" Craig says and once he does Tweek looks back out the window. After a few minutes the plane already took off and Craig's reading a book fantasy to be specific, and Tweek is still looking out the window.
"Do you love me?" Tweek says, Craig looks up from his book then looks at Tweek "What?" Craig says confused on why Tweek is asking him this. "Do you love me?" Tweek repeats looking at Craig "Of course I love you honey, what made you think i didn't" Craig says grabbing Tweek hand and intertwines they're fingers, "I…I don't know…" Tweek looks down at this lap "Well i do i love u soo much, you make me soo happy." Craig says dragging out the 'oo's, Tweek smiles at this so Craig takes it as a sign to continue "I love you soo much that i would let you borrow my red racer season 1-20 dvd." Craig says looking at Tweek, Tweek gives out a small laugh and looks at Craig "No you wouldn't, you're just saying that!" Craig grins and kisses Tweek's hand "No, I mean it i would I would even drink a whole gallon of Cartman's sweat to prove it to you to." Tweek laughs at this and his smile grows wider "You're so stupid Craig." "Clyde's stupider." Craig says, Tweek cackles and kisses Craigs cheek "Good one Craig." Craig smiles at Tweek and Tweek puts his head on his shoulder "Im sorry for leaving you like that…" Craig squeezes Tweeks hand "It's fine, I'm sorry for giving you Stripe without even saying hello or goodbye, I wasn't being a very good guinea-dad." Craig says "Its ok i'm sure Stripe won't be that made at you." Tweek says "Yeah i hope." Craig says "Craig," "Yeah, babe?" "Im gonna take a nap is that ok?" "Totally" "Awesome." Tweek closes his eyes and Craig goes back to reading his book. 'Maybe this won't be so bad afterall' Craig thinks