Hey there, it's me Craig again. Boohoo cry about it, well the plane landed and our camp guide picked us up. We got taken to a building that looks like a fucking mental asylum, once the camp guide brought us in he showed us the rooms. Inside every room there was a bathroom, two closet, 3 night stands and two beds, the third nightstand was in-between the two beds. The Camp Guide then showed us the cafeteria. It was really big, too big for all of us if I'm being honest. Then the Camp Guide showed us the garden, then an exercise room. "Why do we need a goddamn exercise room!?" Cartman screeched "Because fatass we don't want to look like you, and you'll obviously need it to!" Kyle said "I'M NOT FAT I'M JUST BIG BONED GODDAMMIT YOU GEYS!!!" Cartman yelled putting his hands on his non-existent hips "Gee fellars, maybe Eric is uh, right why do we need an exercise room?" Butters says looking down and beating his knuckles together nervously "Butters your only saying that because Cartman has you wrapped around his chubby sausage fingers!" Kyle says glaring at Butters "W-Well golly Kyle that's an
uh, awfully mean thing to say ya know, Eric's my b-best friend!" "Bullshit! How much is he paying you!?" Kyle yells looking down at Butters "Mphmm mphmm mhhm mphm hpm hmpmmm"(Translation: Kylie why are you always torturing our poor Buddy Butters?) Kenny says putting his hands on Butter's shoulders "Goddammit Kenny stop calling me Kylie! And i'm not torturing Butters i'm trying to figure out how much that- that fatass is paying him to lie about being his friend!!" Kyle explained, once those words came out of Kyle's mouth Cartman's ugly sadistic smile turned into a genuine frown, then turned into that crazy ugly sadistic smile again. Wait a minute. 'Wait a goddamn fucking minute did u see what i just saw? No way. No fucking way Cartman looked genuinely fucking sad. There's no fuckng way Cartman was genuinely sad, it's just my imagination playing mind games on me. Cartman is nowhere near sympathetic or capable of feeling human emotions. Not even in the slightest bit.' Craig thought, he was baffled with what he saw, Cartman didn't frown did he? No. Of course not Craig you're being stupid. Craig felt something tug at his sleeve, so he looked to see Tweek tugging at it "Craig i'm going to our room to put my clothes up and put Stripe down." Tweek whispered "Alright." Craig whispered back. Craig watched Tweek walk down the hall and turn the corner then looked back at what was going on. Kenny looked at Craig and Craig playfully winked at Kenny, Kenny blushed at this but those bright red cheeks were hidden under his parka. Craig canceled out their argument and thought about how Kenny even got here when his parents barely have money to pay even 1 bill.
Craig's thoughts were interrupted when he heard a loud THWACK! followed with a bunch of gasps. "HOLY SHIT BUTTERS PUNCHED KYLE IN THE NOSE!!" Clyde yelled, Kyle heald his now bleeding nose "What the fuck." Stan mouthed trying to get a look at Kyle's nose, "HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET KEHL YOU DIRTY FUCKIN JEW!" Cartman exclaimed "OH HAMBURGERS I'M SO SO SO SORRY KYLE! I-I WAS JUST- YOU JUST MADE ME S-SO ANGRY I-" Butters sputtered, "mphmm mhppm mpphm!!" (Translation: Woah, Butters i didn't think you had it in you!)
Butters face flushed when Kenny said that but then remembered the kid with the bleeding nose in front of him and turned his attention back to him. After a while the attention died down and everybody went to they're rooms. The first to go was Tolkien dragging Clyde to their room, then Thomas and Jimmy, then Wendy and Nichole, then Karen and Tricia. Stan took Kyle to the Camp Guide and the Camp Guide took Kyle to the nurse, and Cartman walked to his room cackling with Butters following behind. All that was left was Kenny and Craig, Kenny and Craig talked for a while talking about just random things. "Mppmmm mphm?" (Translation: Do you already have someone to share a room with?) Kenny asked, "Yeah, I'm sharing a room with Tweek." Craig replied Kenny's smile faded "Mppm mmphm? Mphmmm phmpnm pmhmmp mmpmhm!" (Translation:Really Tweek? Why not me, your best bud!) Kenny exclaimed blushing, Craig sighed "Kenny, look your a good friend your like a brother to me
even but dude, i don't like you like that." Craig put his hands in his jacket pocket "Sorry dude." Craig finished, Kenny looked at the ground "mphmm mhphm." (Translation: Yeah, right.) Kenny grumbled "See ya dude." Craig said leaving Kenny alone in the hallway, Kenny
sighed deeply then looked at the exercise room. Kenny put his head down and walked the opposite way of the rooms walking aimlessly not even knowing where he's going. Kenny walks past the cafeteria hearing a sound of rattling coming from inside. Kenny walks back over to the cafeteria confused and curious to see what's making that noise "mpphmm?" (Translation:Hello?") the rattling gets louder and Kenny guesses this person or thing needs his help. Before Kenny can say a word he hears a voice, Kenny follows this voice to a cabinet, strangely enough this cabinet has a hand lock on it. Kenny knocks on the cabinet door and hears the voice again but this time it's louder "Hey kid, get me out of here!" says the voice
Kenny unlocks the cabinet and something falls out onto the counter "God it feels like I've been in there for ages, thanks kid!" the thing from the cabinet said "mphmmphm, mphm mphmmpm?" (Translation: No problem, but what were you doing in there?" Kenny asks "Upupuh! Aren't you a curious one! I'll tell you all about it." Says the thing from the cabinet