Craigs POV:

"I heard Stan broke up with Wendy!" Clyde exclaims

"You mean We-.. W…Wen…Wendy broke up with Stan." Jimmy responds

"Actually, Clyde's right. Stan broke up with Wendy this time." Tolkien corrects

"And it's fo- ngh! for good this time." Tweek buds in

"They say that all the time, I'm sure they'll be sucking face by the end of the day." Clyde says

"Actually Stan is seeing Butters now." I correct

"Says Who?" Clyde retorts

"Tweek." I deadpan

Clyde looks over at Tweek "Yeah it's true Clyde, Stan and Wendy won't be mnh! getting back together at all either."

"P-Pay up Clyde!" Jimmy says with a smug smile

"Goddammit!" Clyde furrows his eyebrows and digs in his pockets until he pulls out a 5 dollar bill and hands it to Jimmy

"Clyde you dumbass, why would you bet that?" I ask

"Because i th-"

"A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time, which you may use however you like, the class trial will begin!"

"GUYS!!"

We turn to see a sweaty and out of breathe Scott Malkison

"HEIDI TURNER IS DEAD!" he yells

"What!? No she isn't. I saw her before we went to the cafeteria!"

"WELL THEN WHY IS HER BODY JUST SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GYM FLOOR!?"

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"Woah." I say staring at Heidi Turner's life-less body on the gym floor with blood pooling around it. I bend down and stare at it, there's a dent in her head from what i'm guessing is from a baseball bat

"JESUS CRIST!!!!" Tweek screams putting his hands over his mouth and walking far away from her body

"Ew" Tolkien says looking away from her body

"Guys, I think I'm gonna throw up…" Clyde says with a hand on his stomach and his other hand on his mouth

"Oh my god, Heidi's dead…" Wendy sobs with a hands over her mouth and wide eyes

"Who the hell would do this!?" Nichole yells her voice starting to crack

"Oh hamburgers…" Butters says with a sympathetic voice

"We're gonna need to investigate the body…" Stan says

"I'll help." I respond

Stan gives me latex gloves and i put them on

"Wendy, guard the gym door and make sure nobody comes in and nobody comes out. Everybody else, stay alert for anybody suspicious." Stan says

Everybody leaves the gym, and Wendy goes to guard the door.

"She has a dent in her head." Stan says, tracing his finger over the bloody dent in her head

"She got hit with a bat."

"How do you know?"

"The bent in her head fits the shape of a bat. I accidentally hit Tricia in the head with a bat before."

Stan stands up and walks a few feet away from her body

"There's also little dots of blood leading to the stage."

"Check behind the stage, and I'll keep looking at her body to see if we missed anything."

Stan nods and walks up the stage and disappears in the curtains. I grab Heidi's lifeless hand and examine it closely, I see a piece of blonde hair under fingernail. I take it out and look at it closely, it's like a dark-ish yellow. It's definitely not Tweek or Butters hair because they have light blonde hair, not Kenny's because he has dirty blonde hair.

"I found something!" Stan yells

"What did you find?" I ask looking up

"I found a light pink acrylic nail, and the bottom half of a bat."

"The bottom half of a bat?"

"Yep."

"What the actual fuck."

To be continued