Something was pushing Seth's head lightly. Something that came with the scent of Kellie. He knew her scent well by now. He had been crashing on Finn's couch for a month. Becky had yet to figure out where he was hiding.
"Stop it," he mumbled.
"You're awake," she giggled. "Come on, Seth, get up."
"You're really fucking annoying, you know that?" He asked.
"Yup," she answered.
She pushed his head again. He opened his eyes and stared into her bare foot of all things.
"Why the fuck are you toes in my face?" He asked.
"What? I took a shower before coming over here," she said. "They're clean. Smell them."
She pushed her foot under his nose. He grabbed her foot and chewed down on her big toe. She screamed and laughed at the same time. She fell down from the chair she was sitting on and landed on the floor. He let himself roll down from the couch fast and crawled up her body. She was on her stomach, still laughing and screaming for Finn to come help her. He straddled her ass and leaned over her.
"Apologize," he said.
"Never," she said.
He grabbed both her wrists and held them in one hand above her head. His free hand started tickling her side which only made her scream even louder.
"What are you guys doing?" Finn asked.
Seth looked up and saw Finn had entered the living room.
"Your sister has been bad," Seth said.
"Help me!" Kellie yelled.
"I'm sure you deserved it," Finn said.
"Finn, you bastard child!" Kellie snarled.
"We have the same parents, so what does that make you?" Finn asked.
"I hate you," Kellie said.
Finn looked at Seth and smirked.
"Give her your worst," Finn said.
Seth tickled her again. She laughed and screamed so much that tears started rolling down her face. He finally let go and got up from her. She rolled over on her back and looked up at him with mascara running down her cheeks.
"What a mess you are," he chuckled.
He reached a hand down and pulled her up on her feet.
"You still need to apologize," Seth said.
"Fuck you," she grinned. "That will never happen."
"I'm staying out of this," Finn said.
Kellie ran for the bathroom before Seth could grab her again. He chuckled at seeing her exit the living room that fast. He looked over at Finn who smiled back at him.
"What's the plan today?" Finn asked.
"It's her mother's birthday. She always invites everyone for brunch. She'll be out of the house about an hour from now. Let me shower and get some breakfast, and then we can go there," Seth said.
About an hour later they drove up to Seth's house in all three cars. He needed everything out of there that he could so they would fill all three cars with his things. He unlocked the door and stepped inside. His jaw dropped at the mess inside.
"What the fuck?" Finn whispered.
"She's angry," Kellie said.
Seth shook his head and walked through the place, trying to ignore the items that were broken. All his favorite things had been destroyed and she had left them on the floor for him to see whenever he returned home.
"Are you okay?" Kellie asked.
"I will be," Seth answered. "Help me pack my clothes, please."
They worked as a team getting his clothes, personal papers, and whatever he needed that wasn't broken out of the house.
"Do you own this house together?" Kellie asked.
"No, it's mine. She moved in but I never put her on the deed," Seth said.
"Have you thought about selling it?" Kellie asked.
Seth stopped and thought about it. He had never thought that far ahead. He thought he just had to give it up to Becky and hope the court might force her to buy it from him.
"I'd love to get rid of it," Seth said.
"Change the locks and put it up for sale," Kellie said.
Seth looked over at Finn who shrugged in return. Whatever Seth decided to do, Finn would follow.
"I'll call a locksmith right away, and afterwards you two are gonna help me clean out this place of everything. We'll call in whoever the fuck we can to get this house emptied and cleaned," Seth said.
About three hours later most of the house had been emptied. Everything had either been donated and thrown out. No one heard Becky's car, but they all heard her voice when she entered the house.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Becky yelled.
Kellie acted first. She strode over to Becky, grabbed her arm, and forced her back outside.
"You're no longer Seth's problem. You're trespassing on private property," Kellie said.
"Let go of me, you bitch!" Becky snarled. "Or I'll slap the taste out of your mouth!"
"Try me," Kellie challenged.
"What? You're gonna beat up a six months pregnant woman?" Becky asked.
"I'll do whatever I have to do," Kellie said.
Kellie would never hurt a pregnant woman which was why she put the words out like that. Becky could choose to take from it what she wanted. Maybe Kellie could scare Becky away that way.
"He's gonna regret this," Becky said.
"The only thing he regrets is dating you," Kellie said. "Now fuck off."
"Tell him I'll stop by next week. I never thought he would be with Finn but I should have known he would run there. He knew you'd happily be a rebound and jump on his dick. You always had a thing for him. I was never that blind that I didn't notice. I'll get him back. Mark my words," Becky said.
Becky marched back to her car and drove away. Seth and Finn came walking out to Kellie.
"She said she'll stop by at Finn's place next week. I think we have to move you," Kellie said.
"I'll call Roman," Seth said.
"No, she knows where he lives. We need to find you a new house," Kellie said.
"How the fuck is he gonna find a house in less than a week?" Finn asked.
"I don't know," Kellie said.
"How about you take him instead?" Finn asked.
Kellie looked at her brother, and then over at Seth.
"That's actually not a bad idea," Kellie said.
"I can't burden you like that," Seth said.
"You're not a burden. You're my friend. And Becky doesn't know where I live. Besides, I actually have a guest room with a real bed, so no more crashing on a couch," Kellie said.
Seth looked over at Finn who nodded in return.
"It's the best solution," Finn said.
"Fine, let's do it," Seth said.
"Cool," Kellie said. "We're almost done with the house. How about you take us out for dinner, and then we'll go clubbing?"
"Are you trying to find yet another rebound for me?" Seth smirked.
"What? It worked last time," Kellie smirked back. "You can't say I didn't find the hottest chick for you, and you got to bang her on Finn's couch."
"Don't remind me," Finn chuckled.
It was true that Seth had brought a beautiful woman to Finn's house and had some fun hours with her before she went home. He didn't mind Kellie helping him get out there again, but things had to be different if he lived with her. He wouldn't bring someone into her house that way.
"I'm not fucking anyone in your house," Seth said.
"Then you can go to their place," Kellie shrugged. "I'll give you a key. You can return home whenever you feel like it. Alright, now that's settled. Let's finish here and then go have some much needed fun."