The disclaimer telling you that I don't own any Ghosts characters has been run over by a bus. This is a silly bit of insanity from my tiny mind.
Ghosts Verses The Bus
"Hey Sam," Mark walked into the living room holding his son David's hand. "Sorry. My wife is out for the afternoon so I had to bring David in for a few hours."
"Oh, that's not a problem," Sam waved. "We're happy to have him!"
"We?" Mark blinked. He obviously couldn't see the ghosts in the room.
"Jay and I," Sam covered quickly. "We. We love David. Hi David!"
"Hi! Hi pirate!" David waved at Isaac.
"I'm not a pirate!" Isaac moaned. "I never even liked going on boats!"
"He's in his invisible pirates stage," Mark explained to Sam. "Okay buddy just listen to your song and be good, okay?" He put David on the sofa.
"Kay!" David chirped as he sat on the sofa and turned on his pad.
A cheerful song sung by children came out. "The wheels on the bus go round and round…Round and round…Round and round…"
"Oh God!" Isaac paled more than usual. "Not again!"
"RUN!" Sasappis shouted. Several of the ghosts scattered. Well not all of them.
"Guys it's not that bad," Pete called out.
"It is catchy, isn't it?" Flower agreed.
"He should be fine until I'm done," Mark told Sam. "Once he hears that song he zones out and just sits there."
"That's no problem," Sam waved. Mark left the room.
"The wheels on the bus go round and round…" The song played.
"So cute," Flower grinned.
"You two aren't freaked out by this song?" Sam asked.
"I was a parent," Pete told her. "This is nothing compared to the Itsy-Bitsy Spider."
"I like it," Flower grinned. "The wheels on the bus go round and round…"
"Okay I'm going to go do some work," Sam turned around to leave.
"Okay!" Pete said as he and Flower followed her.
"Round and round," Flower kept singing. "Round and round…"
"Or maybe later?" Sam stopped. "I'll do some laundry."
"Okay," Flower grinned. "Round and round. Round and round…"
"Why don't you two watch David?" Sam asked.
"Good idea," Pete nodded. "Hey David let's sing!"
"The wheels on the bus go round and round…" They sang with David. "Round and round…Round and round…"
"Okay I'm going to go around and see what laundry needs to be done," Sam went upstairs.
It wasn't long before Sam was picking up some clothes in her bedroom. "I wonder if anything in my closet needs refreshing?" Sam remarked to herself.
She opened the door and gasped. "Hello," Isaac was standing in the closet. "Really? That's what you gasp at? I mean I admit the sight of me is impressive…"
"What are you doing?" Sam shouted.
"Hiding from that insidious song!" Isaac told her. "It's nice and quiet in here. Lovely place to think. Although your wardrobe could use a refresher. Maybe something with nice flowing lines? A little more color?"
"Get out of the closet Isaac!" Sam snapped. "Specifically, my closet! Now!"
"Oh, all right!" Isaac stomped out of the room. "Some people are so picky!"
"Some people don't have to live with crazy ghosts!" Sam shouted after him.
Flower walked through the walls. "I'm not crazy. I'm just high."
"I was talking about Isaac," Sam explained.
"Oh yeah he's definitely a bit out there," Flower nodded. "Oooh! Pretty colors!" She danced around. "The wheels on the bus go round and round…Round and round…"
Sam left the room and went downstairs. Lights were flickering. "AAAAAAHHH!" Thorfinn screamed as he ran through the hallway and into the walls.
"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" Hetty was heard yelling. "SERIOUSLY THORFINN STOP MAKING THE LIGHTS FLICKER! IT'S GIVING ME EYESTRAIN! AND TURN OFF THAT DAMN SONG WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!"
"How is this my life?" Sam groaned as she went outside.
Then she heard Trevor. "I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE! YOU GO BACK IN THERE!"
"Oh right," Sam rolled her eyes. She went over to where Trevor and Sasappis were hiding behind some trees. "What now?"
"Sam tell Sass that he can't boss me around and tell me to go in there!" Trevor told her.
"You're the most recently deceased!" Sasappis snapped.
"You're older! Go in there, fearless leader!" Trevor snapped back.
"What is going on?" Sam sighed. "I ask knowing I'm better off not knowing."
"We just need to know if it's safe to go back inside the house," Sasappis explained. "But Trevor is being uncooperative! As usual!"
"You want to find out! You do it!" Trevor snapped.
"Look it's not going to be that long," Sam sighed. "I admit the song is a little annoying but…"
"The wheels on the bus go round and round…" Flower and Pete were heard singing.
"AAAAHHH!" Sasappis screamed.
"Don't go near them!" Trevor shouted. "They're infected!"
"RUN!" Sasappis screamed as the two ghosts ran further into the woods.
"Unbelievable," Sam groaned. "How can grown adults be so obsessed over a song? And I am using that term liberally. I mean nobody else is freaking out over this."
Meanwhile in the basement…
"The wheels on the bus go round and round," The Cholera ghosts sang surprisingly cheerfully. "Round and round. Round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. All over town."
Creepy Dirk asked. "What's a bus?"
"I think it's some kind of large carriage," Nancy told him.
"Or a wagon," Stuart added.
"Same thing," Cody shrugged.
"Not really," Stuart said. "A wagon doesn't have a roof. A carriage does."
"They both have wheels," Catherine said. "Kind of the same thing."
"But it isn't," Stuart told her. "This bus is obviously some kind of wagon. Wagons are bigger."
"It's more like a carriage, Stuart!" Nancy contradicted. "It has a roof. I think."
"Since when are you an expert Nancy?" Stuart snapped.
"Since when are you an expert at anything besides giving people cholera?" Nancy shouted back.
"And here we go!" Stuart threw up his hands. "How many times do I have to apologize for that?!"
"Once would be nice," Creepy Dirk spoke up.
"SHUT UP DIRK!" Stuart shouted. "And you were off pitch!"
"No, he wasn't," Cholera Nigel spoke up. "Somebody was off pitch but it definitely wasn't Dirk."
"Look the important thing is that this bus thing is definitely a wagon of some sort!" Stuart snapped.
"It's a carriage, Stuart!" Nancy shouted.
"It's a wagon, Nancy!" Stuart shouted.
"Carriage!" Nancy shouted.
"WAGON!" Stuart shouted back.
"CARRIAGE!"
"WAGON!"
"CARRIAGE!"
"WAGON!"
"Are you sure it's not some kind of animal?" Another ghost spoke up from the back.
"Animals don't have wheels!" Nancy snapped. "It's a carriage!"
"No, it's a wagon!" Stuart shouted. "Carriages aren't large enough to hold that many people! Like a wagon!"
"Like the one that dragged us out to this God forsaken Hellhole?" Nancy shouted. "Which you condemned us all to?"
"The basement ghost goes nag, nag, nag…" Stuart sang. "Nag, nag, nag! NAG, NAG, NAG!"
"Okay you were definitely off pitch there," Creepy Dirk spoke up.
"He's right," The other ghosts spoke up. "It was him. You were off pitch Stuart."
"SHUT UP!" Stuart shouted.
Meanwhile…
"The wheels on the bus go round and round…" The song was still being heard as Sam went into the kitchen.
"Isn't there like another verse or something?" Sam sighed as she went to get a drink from the refrigerator. "AAAAAHHH! ISAAC!"
"What?" Isaac asked as he stood in the refrigerator. "You wouldn't let me stay in the closet!"
"Ugh…" Sam closed the door. "Okay we need to get David some headphones or something…"
"Oh God," Isaac moaned. "I can still hear it even in the refrigerator! AAAHHHHH! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE CLOSET!"
"The ghosts in the house go nuts, nuts, nuts…" Sam sang to herself. "Nuts, nuts, nuts…"