Paimon's Companion Keeps Flirting with the Tone-Deaf Bard

by toganeshiro

When you are the best travel companion to a certain traveler, but he just keeps flirting with another certain bard and you are stuck with watching them flirt. [This is collection of short drabbles that are based on canon dialogues, voice lines or events. Everything will be told from Paimon's POV.]

3. Ehe, looks like Paimon's gonna

Sets in patch 2.3 event story Bantan Sango Case Files: The Warrior Dog, day 1.

This one is really minor and missable? It's a dialogue option (the only one option) in a conversation with Sango and Ryuuji. But I really want to put this here, I literally restarted the game when I clicked too fast and felt like I might have seen venther crumbs.

I eat venther crumbs, however small they are.

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Paimon's Companion Keeps Flirting with the Tone-Deaf Bard

03. "Ehe, looks like Paimon's gonna have to cheer you on too, huh?"

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"What!?"

What are we here for again?

Generous rewards for a commission about missing animals?

We haven't met Tone-Deaf Bard in like, months. Paimon thought she could finally take a break from having to watch them flirt all the time.

Was that too much to ask for?

Sure, this can't be considered flirting.

But what's with Aether suddenly picking up Tone-Deaf Bard's speech habit!?

Ehe, looks like Paimon's gonna have to cheer you on too, huh?

What do you mean by ehe!?

We're 6519m away from Mondstadt, so please let Paimon have some peace without being reminded of Tone-Deaf Bard.

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So, I had only realised how Mondstadt and Inazuma distance is only 6000m in-game? I was about to write 6519 metres in the story, but felt like hmmmm maybe I should just keep it as 6519m. The game never says m is metre, so it could have been Teyvat's own fictional measurement unit.