Paimon's Companion Keeps Flirting with the Tone-Deaf Bard

by toganeshiro

When you are the best travel companion to a certain traveler, but he just keeps flirting with another certain bard and you are stuck with watching them flirt. [This is collection of short drabbles that are based on canon dialogues, voice lines or events. Everything will be told from Paimon's POV.]

12. Good night, Venti

Based on Venti's teapot "Good night, Venti" dialogue option.

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Paimon's Companion Keeps Flirting with the Tone-Deaf Bard

12. "Good night, Venti."

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"Good night, Venti."

"Aw, I don't want to sleep yet, Aether. Wanna keep me company a bit longer?"

Wait…

Wait, stop stop stop stop!

Don't say anything else, Tone-Deaf Bard!

Please spare Paimon your flirty talk—do it while Paimon is away, Paimon's begging, both of you. Please.

No, Paimon doesn't need to know what both of them are going to do after this. And no, Paimon doesn't want to know at all!

If Tone-Deaf Bard says anything else, this will probably haunt Paimon for the rest of the week.

"Or… I'll keep you company?"

Tone-Deaf Bard, no!