Note: Been watching this show since early July, am up to Season 14 now. It's so cool. :)
'Whoa, Mom left this out? Sweet!' Cartman happily thought when he saw a bottle of wine on the table and his mom was currently out.
He figured he'd take a sip or 2 of it, just to see what it tasted like.
'Oh weak! Weak! Why do they drink this?!' He grumbled at the terrible taste.
Except after 3 or 4 more sips, it didn't taste so terrible later, and then things started getting weird.
Kyle's house.
'Hello?'
'Hey Kyle, it's me. Just wanted to say that I'm sorry for all those times I called you a Jew, and that you're totally my best friend in the whole world and I love you man!' Cartman slurred.
Bizarre silence.
'Uh Cartman, are you on drugs?' Kyle asked, bewildered.
The next day, Cartman woke up with a vicious headache, and no memory of what he did or said the night before.
School bus stop.
'Hey you guys.' Cartman greeted his buddies.
'What were you on last night, Cartman? I know you wouldn't randomly call me to say you were sorry for mocking my religion.' Kyle asked.
'Huh? Did you wake up sane today? I'd never apologize for mocking you.'
Ky;e then told him about the message he left, and Cartman laughed hysterically.
'You honestly believe I'd ever leave a message like that?! That obviously wasn't me! Someone obviously cloned my voice and said all that jibberish. Eric Cartman doesn't apologize for mocking Jews!' He exclaimed.
Then he walked off.
'He left a similar message on my answering machine as well, and in it he mentioned having a bottle of wine, or something. So he was obviously drunk on something.' Stan said.
'Still though, if being drunk or high on something can help him to not be a fatass, maybe there's a way we can use it to our advantage.' Kyle replied.
'Dude, we're not going to get him drunk on a regular basis just so he can be nice for a small amount of time! He doesn't even remember leaving those messages. What makes you think he'll remember being drunk each time we try?'
'I don't know man. It's just an idea!'