Disclaimer:

Alvin and the Chipmunks belongs to The Bagdasarians

Hot Kool Aid belongs to Julian Smith

[It was a typical day in the Seville house. Dave went to the store to buy ingredients for tonight's dinner, and Theodore is hanging out with Eleanor at the Millers, leaving Simon in charge of his brother, Alvin. Later in the kitchen, Alvin decided to make something special for him and Simon.]

ALVIN: [walks in with a pot of Kool-Aid] "Afternoon, Simon."

SIMON: "Hello, Alvin."

ALVIN: " I made a pot of Kool-Aid."

SIMON: "Alvin, you don't make a pot of Kool-Aid."

ALVIN: "Well, I did."

SIMON: "Is it hot?"

ALVIN: "...maybe, maybe not."

SIMON: "It's hot, isn't it?"

ALVIN: [happy] "Yep."

SIMON: "Hot Kool-Aid?"

ALVIN: "I could put some ice in it if you'd like."

SIMON: "No thanks, I'm not thirsty."

ALVIN: "Brother."

SIMON: "I'm not going to drink it!"

ALVIN: [whispers] "I made this for you."

SIMON: "NO!"

ALVIN: "Drink it!"

SIMON: [annoyed] "NO!"

ALVIN: [angry] "I want you to drink it!"

SIMON: [annoyed] "I'm not drinking it!"

ALVIN: [angry] "Drink this right now or I'll pour this on the floor and blame it on you!"

SIMON: [sarcastically rolls his eyes] "Oh yeah, really mature, Alvin."

ALVIN: "I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!"

SIMON: "Now, why don't you grow up?"

ALVIN: " I DID BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!"

SIMON: "Well, I'm not going to drink it!"

...

ALVIN: [livid] "I HATE YOU!!!

SIMON: "That's all I ever hear now! Brother try this, Brother try that! Remember that, cinnamon toast and uhhh what was it..."

ALVIN: "Mayonnaise."

SIMON: "Mayonnaise!"

ALVIN: "It was a good idea."

SIMON: "You didn't make a single pound."

ALVIN: "I made a pound pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise."

SIMON: "And don't forget Rocky Road and Tabasco, right?"

ALVIN: "Yeah."

SIMON: "Was it three women that were hospitalized. Yep, those three women were hospitalized."

[Alvin was seething in anger]

ALVIN: [snaps] "YOU DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!"

SIMON: "DRINK YOUR OWN HOT KOOL-AID!"

ALVIN: [angry] "There's so much left of it what am I going to do with it?!"

SIMON: "Drink it!"

ALVIN: "NO!"

SIMON: "YES!"

ALVIN: "NO!"

[Alvin pulls up a chair right next to his brother]

ALVIN: "Simon."

SIMON: "Yes."

ALVIN: "Please. Drink. My. Hot. Kool-Aid."

SIMON: [sighs] "Okay."

ALVIN: "Okay."

SIMON: "Alright."

[Simon takes a sip out of the cup and after a moment of silence, he says...]

SIMON: "It's pretty good."

THE END