"Princess Peach is married?!"

"Yah!" Mario said.

"Let me guess, to you?" I asked.

"Yah!"

"And she's..."

"Yah!"

"I didn't even finish what I was saying!"

Luigi rubbed the back of his head. "Well, she's pregnant."

"What's...that?"

Mario and Luigi shot a glace at each other. "It's best you don't know..."

"When is the child coming?" Scissors asked.

Mario's phone buzzed and he and his brother looked at it.

Luigi looked back up at Scissors. "Now."

"Huh? The Storks deliver to the Hospital?" I asked as I followed the Mario Brothers.

Luigi sighed. "Wait here for Mario." He sat down in a chair and grabbed a magazine.

I leaned into a chair and pat my legs while humming. I wasn't sure what was going on, but the Princess was having a child delivered so I just had to accept that. I looked at Luigi.

"Where is your brother going?"

"To Peach."

"Why? Because the Storks deliver to both parents, right?"

Luigi hesitated. "...yeeeaaahhh..."

"You hesitated."

"You'll understand when you're older." Luigi said, patting my head.

"I am unaged. I am both an adult and a child. You can tell me."

"Uhhhhh...ask your dad."

"Alright." I nodded and turned back to the wall in front of me. I resumed humming until a Toad said it was giving him a headache and asked me to stop.

There was a very loud scream from a room that scared me. Luigi flipped his magazine down and peeked around a corner. Mario was sitting outside of a nearby room. Mario stood when a Doctor came out and said something to him. Mario and the Doctor retreated to the inside of the room and shut the door.

"That was Peach who screamed."

"Wow...that was loud..." I said, still recovering from it. I could still hear ringing when I noticed small Star-like creatures pouring out of the sky and lining up by the closed doors.

Luigi didn't seem to notice, so I gently tugged at his sleeve. "Huh? What is it, Olly? Just like a kid..."

I pointed at the star creatures.

"Huh? What are those-?"

The doors burst open and around fifteen of them spilled into the building.

"Hm...okay then." Luigi brushed it off and went back to his paper.

"Excuse me." I said to the creatures. "What are you guys doing here? We are waiting for the Princess' child!"

"Mamma! Mamma! Mamma!" The chanted, floating off to the room that held the Princess.

"Wait, you cannot enter here!" I sped past them and blocked off the entryway. "Only Mario is allowed in there!"

"Mamma! Mamma! Mamma!" They tried to get past me.

"No, you're not allowed back there!" I curled myself into a roll as they tried to push me away from the door. "Ow, ow, ow..."

Mario opened the door and almost tripped on me.

"Hey..." I greeted, out of breath. "I could use some help here..."

Mario slowly closed the door while slowly backing back into the room.

"Mario!" I heard a small rip come from my side, and an immense pain washed over me. "I need help, Mario!"

"Up you go." Said a voice as the star creatures stopped tearing into my side. "Calm down now; I don't think that child is the person you are looking for." The voice was calming, yet, strict to make sure the star creatures listened to them.

Her long blonde hair hung to her center back and covered her right eye. Her sky blue dress stopped just above her ankles and she wore a matching pair of shoes, the color blending in with her eyes.

"Hm? Who are you?" She asked, cradling a green star in her arms like a child. "Is your side okay?"

I looked at it. The tear went to the center of my body. "Oh, I'm fine." I faked a smile. "Tape will fix it later heheh..."

"Alright then." She held up the star. "These little Lumas are so curious. They thought Peach's child was their mother!"

"But..." I stared her in her...beautiful eyes..."You look like me..."

"Oh! I didn't even notice your hairstyle!" She giggled. "It matches mine!" Her voice was so pretty...even her laughter sounded nice...

What the Underwhere is going on with my mind? What am I thinking? "What's a Luma?"

"This thing is a Luma, actually!" She handed me the green star.

"Mamma?"

"No, I am a male." I handed it back to the lady.

"I accidentally crashed my Comet Observatory here, so I'll need some time to repair it. Hopefully we'll see each other more!"

"Y-y-yeah! O-okay!"

"Are you alright? Your face is red..."

"WAAH!" I flew away from her as fast as possible. "LUIGI!" I hid behind him.

"Olly? What's wrong?" He put the paper down and faced me. "Something wrong?"

"There was this female and she was super nice and her voice was pretty and my heart's racing and I'm all hot and I don't know what's wrong with me!"

"OoOoh. Sound's like you have a crush! So who's the lady, hm?"

"Hello, Luigi."

Luigi turned back around. "Hey, Rosalina! How've you been?"

"I've been doing well! Oh? Well hello there! Is Luigi your father?"

"HUH?!" Luigi gasped. "No way, we're friends!"

"Are you alright? Your face is still quite red...Do you have a fever?"

I stayed silent and slipped behind Luigi some more, hoping she wouldn't be able to see me anymore.

"He's uh...are you okay Olly?"

"It's her...She's making me super hot and embarrassed for no reason..."

"OOH!" Luigi shot a smug smile at me. "Well she's here, go talk to her!"

"N-no way! I-I-I can't talk to her while I'm like this...!"

"One second." Luigi said, standing and rushing outside while carrying me. "You like Rosalina?"

"...Hm?"

"Mario likes Peach, Peach likes Mario..."

"STORKS?!"

"What no! Calm down sheesh!" Luigi said. "I just asked if you like her that way."

"I-I don't know! I have no idea what's going on with me!"

Mario knocked on the door and signaled for Luigi to enter.

"I gotta go, but go talk to her while I'm gone. Okay?"

"O-okay..."