Hunk's Vacation Journal: Day 1 - Log 1

I was driving to my hanger after getting some items for my vacation to South America, cash/cash equivalents, snacks, my ID, ammo for my guns, and most importantly alcohol because nothing says a good time like drinking until you pass out and waking up in a different time zone.

Hunk wakes up in his private cabin feeling hungover and still tired decides the best way to wake up is to have a fresh cup of coffee. Getting up out of bed, grabbing his nightstand gun, a Maxim 9 Auto and placing its holster on his belt, and put on a Safe Life Defence Level 3A - Uniform Style Vest, just in case.

Opening the cabin door he walked over to the coffee maker, opened the lid to put an insta-cup in and pressed start….. But it didn't work. "I guess I'll find something else to drink." Hunk proceeded to open the mini-fridge and found a small carton of orange juice, half a bottle of cheap vodka, a pint of vanilla ice cream and a monster energy drink.

After careful consideration Hunk grabbed the monster energy and proceeded to open the cockpit door. "Hey, can you tell me what happened las," his train of thought was derailed when he saw the pilot skewered by an I-beam dried blood absorbed by their once white clothes, "Well shit, I guess that means we crashed." Hunk then took the pilot's hat placing it on his head, "welp the rescue team should be here soon. In the mean time," Hunk exited the jet and into a ruined penthouse apartment, "I should set up a look out for the Res-Q team."

Hunk's Vacation Journal: Day 2 - Log 1

It's currently 5:00pm and the only things I've seen were animals wearing bone masks, now while it was easy hitting them with my suppressed POF-ReVolt because of said masks, hopefuly the Res-Q will arive soon because I swear that some looked like people.

Staring down his scope looking for another target Hunk hears the sounds of an Aircraft in the distance, "Finally took them, FUUUCK." Seeing four brightly girls and a man with green hair Hunk realized where he was, "of course I end up in Remnant should have noticed sooner with the Grimm running around, but that doesn't explain why they sent high schoolers to come get me. You know what that doesn't matter just going to kill the Grimm infront of them to gain their attention.

Team RWBY lowered their weapons to listen to Oobleck. "There are a number of reasons why Grimm would congregate in this particular area. The most likely being their attraction to negativity. Saddness, envy, loneli." Then the sound of 7.62x51mm round reverberated through the air hitting the beowolf's head causing it to explode, killing it instantly.

"HEY, ARE YOU GUYS THE RES-Q TEAM?" The students and Doctor looked around to find where the voice came from, the youngest of the five decided to respond. "NO, WE ARE HUNTTRESSES ON A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION." Her voice traveled for miles around and caused one of her teammates to wince in pain. "WELL THAT SUCKS, ALSO I THINK I ALERTED IT'S FRIENDS, BEST OF LUCK!" The voice warned them. "WHAT?" The ninja still recover from her leader's unintentional attack. "It's time to show me what your capable of." With that the girls prepared to attack.

Hunk's Vacation Journal: Day 2 - Log 2

It's currently 6:35pm and I'm currently making the camp sight look a little more lived in. Also found some dust crystals in the lower floors, but they don't seem to work, possibly do to me not having aura. In any case the story I've got set up will convince most of them, but the Ninja will be suspicious of me I can guarantee that.

Hunk was in the middle of moving a crate towards the camp fire he set up after warrning the primary characters of the Grimm when he heard footsteps coming up the stairs. "Hey, who's there?" Hunk didn't have to wait long before hearing the heiress's signiture voice, "Why didn't you help us?"

"Well first off, I've been here for two days without sleep stopping White Fang grunts and Grimm from coming up here from killing me. Also watch where you step I set up some traps." Hunk warned the Huntresses stopping all but one. "How effective were they?" Then the sound of a string being snapped and frying pan hitting someone in the face was heard. "Very effective." Hunk started to head down to the floor below to see Yang on the ground holding her nose, Blake looking around for any more traps, and Weiss helping Yang up while looking a Yang like she was an idiot. Which she was for not noticing the trap.

"Don't worry that was the last one." The white lie Hunk set Blake's nerves at ease before ask him a question he knew she was going to ask. "How did you stop the White Fang members?" Hunk looked the cat in the eyes with an iron will to counter her stone cold gaze. "I shot them in the leg, if they didn't limp back their base and when they didn't the Grimm draged them away." Blake looked relived that Hunk didn't kill any White Fang members but also disheartened that he didn't save them. "Now how about you three come on up, I need some help getting power to the radio."

Hunk's Vacation Journal: Day 2 - Log 3

With the Snowflake's help I was able to get the lights and blender running, the Little Sun is still upset at me for walking into an obvious trap not my fault she can't see past her boobs, and the Ninja wanabe is keeping lookout for any unwanted visitors with my rifle's scope. I just hope they don't let the package out, I'm worried what type of damage it can, no will do to the local enviroment. Damn Swamp Cats.

"Are you really drinking at this time of day?" The Snowflake complained in her typical fashion. "Hey, I deserve to have a decent drink after having to deal with monsters and humans." With that Blake's hidden ears twitched. "Humans, I thought you have only seen White Fang members?" Hunk immediately regretted calling them humans and had to make something up to distract them.

"Well, Ever wondered why the 'faunus' are stronger than 'humans' from just a baseline of strength and agility or where they came from?" This caused the three girls to look at him with a combination of disdain, regret, and curiosity. Hunk took a sip of his cold drink before continuing, "While humanity was born from the dust, I believe the faunus were created to bring back what was once lost."

Yang looked at the man before her with a spark of confused curiosity but before she could say anything Weiss spoke up. "Let me guess, you believe they came from the moon." Hunk was surprised that his bullshit was close to another theory in the world.

"You were close, I believe that before humanity, before the faunus, and before the Grimm. The moon was intact causing the race before us to be much stronger due to gravity being stronger back then and the Faunus was the world's way to bring back Old Humanity." The three girls were now hooked in his patchwork story.

"If what you say is 'true' then what happened to the things they made, surely there would be ruins from this 'Old Humanity' you speak of." Weiss countered, but she had fallen into Hunk's trap.

"Well, how long do you think grand and intricate buildings would be able to withstand the tests of time without repair or a direct impact from a meteor shower?" Hunk smiled at the look of defeat on the Schnee's face. "Now with that explained, I'm going to try and fix the radio, good night girls."

If anyone wants they can make their own Sunshine State in Remnant stories because this is just going to be where I'll post my break writing.

There are a few things you guys should know before you do:

The Humans from Earth are equal in terms of base non-aura strength and Agility as a Faunus.

If a Floridian gains aura they will gain a random faunus trait based off of Florida's wildlife.

Florida's wildlife are more dangerous and deadly than the Grimm and are hostile to them.