Review Response!
Yologamer735: Nice I hope some characters like Ezekiel get further than the original
Me: We'll see... And I promise that some characters will make it farther.
brainstorm297: So far so good im liking it. hope duncan makes it far without cheating this time
Me: Yay! Thx. When did Duncan cheat?
Metal face: I hope Ezekiel gets redemption and he and Bridgette become a couple. Also have Ezekiel save Bridgette from elimination because dj's curse caused it.
Me: Uh... No... Ezekiel and Bridgette aren't getting together. Bridgette still loves Al- I mean Geoff. Also, The Curse of the Mummified Dog ONLY affected DJ. Bridgette has only herself to blame for her elimination. She wanted to kiss Alejandro after all. I know girls can't resist him, but she completely forgot her boyfriend.
Chris: Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft. Safety is our number one priority, so please remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. And the plane has one exit located in the elimination room! As we explore our exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. The world is our playground. But remember, refusal to sing will lead to immediate disqualification. When divided into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle. Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember. One million dollars! So, stow that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position. We're taking off on one crazy ride. Right here on Total. Drama...
World Tour!
[Theme song]
Back in egypt, now that teams have been set, team mates are talking with each other.
Izzy: Ooh, look. Team colors!
Harold: Why the heck is our mat red? We're not weak!
Leshawna: Relax, sugar. The map's crimson 'cause Team Pyro's on fire!
Duncan: (To Gwen) So, how is it going, pasty?
Gwen: Eh. Hell's just started. What about you?
Duncan: It's been ok. Having a gf is awesome.
Gwen: Unless they want you to lose your ability to have kids.
Duncan: True. So, isn't competing against Trent gonna be awkward for you?
Gwen: A little. A part of me likes him, but I want to win fair and square.
Duncan: Tell that to Heather, Harold, and Courtney.
Gwen giggles at this comment which causes an irritated Courtney to glare at Gwen as she pulls Duncan aside.
(Confessionals: Courtney and Gwen)
Courtney: Look. I was letting them have their fun as it's another vote on my side, but that was uncalled for! Gwen better not throw the challenges again. Or else!
Gwen: (Sigh) So much for talking to Duncan after a whole year...
(Confessionals: Off)
Sierra: (To Izzy) Duncan and Courtney fans will be devastated, but I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming fav Total Drama Couple on my fan site.
Izzy: Owen's magic. When he breathes, his nose whistles the national anthem!
Owen then demonstrates this act unintentionally.
Sierra: Super cute! But he's no Cody. Did you know Cody slept with a stuffed emo named Jerry until he was... well, okay. He still does.
Noah: And you know this how?
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer.
Noah: Ooh, stalker-licious.
Chris then interrupts their conversation by eating grapes with the annoyance to some contestants.
Chris: Mm. Oh. Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt! Mm. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race!
Harold: Where are the other camels?
Chris: There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race.
Heather: Yes!
Alejandro: What?
Leshawna: We won last time! But they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?!
Chris: Each reward has its advantages. Trust me. You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway, the Nile. Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize.
Heather: Move it, people. It's a race.
Courtney: Uh, hello? It's Team Amazon, not Dictatorship Amazon.
Heather: Great. Well, I'll stop being bossy when you start doing things right.
Izzy: Hey, yeah! I get the throat!
Izzy then imitates a Camal which the Camal understands and responds.
Izzy: I just introduced myself in Camelese.
Gwen: I bet you did.
Gwen was about to hop on, but Cody bumps into her.
Cody: Oh. Hey. Fancy meeting you here. Well for a slushie later?
Gwen: Cody, hey. Listen, I still really appreciate you setting me up with Trent that time.
Cody: Nice, right? And now that he's on the other team, huh? Yeah. I'm available.
Heather: Hear that? It's the sound of girls all over the world running and rushing just desperate to... lock their doors!
Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, and Izzy laugh as Cody blushes in embarrassment.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: I'll win her over eventually. It's just a matter of time. And persistence. And humiliation. And I was born to be humiliated.
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro then tries to motivate his team.
Alejandro: We need no camel! We have each other. And we are unstoppable! We have the will and the strength and together, we will triumph!
Owen: Yeah!
Trent: Wahoo!
Tyler: Yeah!
Noah: All right!
Sierra gives an annoyed look at the team leader.
(Confessionals: Sierra and Bridgette)
Sierra: Look, I'm the number one Total Drama super fan. It says so right in my blog. But Alejandro? He's never even been on TV before. I've never seen him in QT Monthly. I do not know what these girls see in him. They're loco.
Bridgette: Geoff. Okay, I know maybe it looks bad, but I want you to know that I was not swooning over Alejandro. It was just the heat. I just wanna run my fingers through your thick, dark... blond! Blond hair!
(Confessionals: Off)
Harold then swings the stick around.
Harold: On the bright side, I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes. They could be anywhere.
Lindsay and Leshawna scream in fear. Leshawna then jumps into Harold's arms. Due to her weight, he was struggling.
Harold: Fear not. I will protect you. Hi-yah!
Harold then swings the stick, but it hits Ezekiel's eye. DJ then swipes the stick away from Harold.
DJ: Whoa. Cool it before you really hurt somebody!
Alejandro: Sierra, Owen, up, up!
Alejandro was directing his team on their goat.
Owen: (chuckles) This is so cool, Ale-handout! Or Alakazam. Ah, I'm just gonna call you Al, okay? Woohoo! Go, Al!
Alejandro's eye twitches.
Noah: Yeah. This is gonna work. /s
Alejandro: Have faith, Noah. Believe in us.
Alejandro then jumps on top of the team. They experience brief pain, but somehow, they don't fall over.
Tyler: Whoa. We're perfectly balanced.
Noah: Okay. Color me impressed.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: It's basic weight distribution. Anyone with a degree in engineering or an IQ of 163 or higher could figure it out.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Alight. Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all... kill-y when they're in heat.
Leshawna: I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!
Chris: Thanks for the opinion. Now Go! (Air horn blares)
Team Pyro runs ahead. Team Amazon rides on the camel who follows Team Pyro. Izzy sits on the throat with Duncan behind her followed by Heather on the hump. Courtney and Gwen sit on the back. Cody unfortunately doesn't get a spot as the camel is full.
Cody: Wait up!
Team Tiger's goat follows the camel.
Chris: Who's gonna die? And who's going buh-bye? Find out after the break on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Courtney: Come on. (Clicks tongue) Come on, camel. Faster!
Heather: That is not how you talk to a camel. (Clear's throat) Freakin' move it!
Gwen: Much better!
Izzy: Shh, guys. Keep it down, okay? I'm trying to tell her a fairy tale. (Camel mimicking sounds) Princess. Heh.
Duncan: I got this.
Duncan pinches the camel's neck which causes it to stop. The other team members being confused which allows Team Tigers to pass them. Duncan scares the camel. The camel tries to run, but Duncan stops him.
Dunca: WOAH! HOLD ON! Easy now! Easy...
Duncan and the camel are locked into a staring contest. The camel hears Duncan say, "easy" again, but Duncan doesn't speak. The camel then grows a smile.
Duncan: Now that's more like it! Walk faster when I get back on!
The camel listens to Duncan's command and starts walking faster.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: That trick I learned from my friend, Jasmine. Although I never tried it before. She said it's harder to do it on bigger animals and I shouldn't do it. Guess I'm a fast learner. (Chuckles)
(Confessional: Off)
Gwen: So, how's it going back there, Cody?
Cody: Great, heh. Thanks for asking! As long as it doesn't go number three!
Due to walking faster, Cody has a harder time keeping up. The camel then walks past Team Tigers.
Heather: (To Team Tigers) We're gonna go win the race now. See ya! (Blows raspberry)
Courtney: Eat sand, losers!
Alejandro: Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued.
Courtney: Nice try, but I'm with Duncan.
Alejandro: And what a pity it is that you should give yourself to a cheater who doesn't deserve you.
Duncan: What's that supposed to mean?
Alejandro: Thinking Heather is hot. Wanting to hang out with Gwen...
Courtney: That's not... Duncan is totally... (scoffs) You're just... will someone hurry this camel up?
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Oh, he's good. Too good. Seriously, what is his deal? He is just so... perfect. Ugh!
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: Can you see the Nile, Izzy?
Izzy: Nope, not yet!
Courtney: It's got to be around here!
Alejandro then sees the Nile.
Alejandro: (gasps) Hold on, everyone, I'm changing our route!
He then moves his hips towards the Nile. Cody looks behind and sees no one much to his confusion.
Cody: Hey, where are they?
The Camel then farts in his face as he's running behind him.
Cody: Oh no. Please don't poop! Please don't poop!
Duncan: Hold it in!
The Camel reluctantly complies.
Cody: Thanks...
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Perhaps it would've been kind to show the girls' team which way to go. But you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get.
(Confessional: Off)
Gwen: Uh, guys? The other team is gone. We're all alone out here!
Heather: Does anyone know where we are?
Izzy: (laughs) Planet Earth, silly.
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, and Gwen: We're lost!
Meanwhile with Team Pyro. They're currently in last place.
Ezekiel: (panting) We're so far behind, we can't even see the others anymore, eh.
Bridgette: Didn't we pass that cactus like... ten minutes ago?
Lindsay: Oh, yeah. Hey, pointy!
Leshawna: (gasps) We've been running in circles!
Ezekiel, Bridgette, Lindsay, Harold, and DJ groan as they don't know what to do.
Meanwhile with Team Tigers at the Nile.
Tyler: There's the finish line!
Noah: Yeah, on the other side!
Chris at the finish line congratulates Team Tigers for being first.
Chris: Welcome to the third challenge!
Owen: What?! Speak up!
He does, but they still didn't hear him.
Owen: Uh, did you guys get any of that?
Chris snaps his fingers as an intern gives him a comedically large megaphone.
Chris: (through megaphone) I SAID, WELCOME TO THE THIRD AND FINAL EGYPTIAN CHALLENGE, BASKET CASES! EACH TEAM MUST WEAVE A BASKET OF RIVER REEDS. YOUR BASKET HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR WHOLE TEAM, INCLUDING YOUR REWARD FROM THE LAST CHALLENGE. A.K.A. GOATFACE OVER THERE.
Tyler: Hey!
Alejandro: I believe he meant the goat.
Tyler: Oh. Cool. Heh. Thanks.
Chris: (through megaphone) THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE THE BASKETS TO GET AWAY WITH THOSE OARS TO ROW YOURSELVES ACROSS THE FINISH LINE. FIRST TEAM ACROSS EARNS THEIR FIRST CLASS TICKES AND FLIES FIRST CLASS TO OUR NEXT DESTINATION! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR TICKET OF COURSE!
Sierra: This is perfect!
Noah: What, the fact that we're hosed?
Sierra: I'm a fourth-generation basket weaver!
Trent: That's covenant!
Owen: Yeah!
Sierra: We're gonna need a lot of reeds.
Back to Team Pyro, they decided to stop running and just sit and accept their fate.
Leshawna: Lost in Egypt. Ain't that a kick in the pants?
Harold: From first place to last. Gosh!
Harold breaks the stick reward out of frustration, but then discovers why the stick is so special.
Harold: It's a divining rod!
Lindsay: I don't wanna be struck by lightning!
Leshawna: A divining rod helps you find water.
DJ: Chris said each reward had its advantages. That stick can lead us straight to the Nile!
Leshawna: Good! Now show us the way, ginger baby!
Meanwhile with Team Amazon, Gwen, Heather, and Courtney are arguing about their predicament.
Izzy: Hey, guys. Why don't we ask Ruby?
Duncan: Hey! Nut case got a good idea for once!
Izzy makes some camel noises.
Izzy: There. Shouldn't be long now.
Duncan: And make it snappy!
Courtney: Oh, please. It's just a coincidence that the camel changed direction.
Heather: Probably looking for a place to die.
Then Gwen looks ahead and finds-
Courtney and Heather: (gasp) The finish line!
Izzy: Weird. I asked Ruby where we could get some lemonade. But this is okay too, I guess. Want me to tell her to hurry up? Okay. (Camel noises)
After Chris explains the challenge to the Amazon's.
Heather: Basket weave a boat?! Ugh!
Sierra: Sorry you guys are so far behind. Our basket's nearly done already thanks to my speed weaving.
Izzy: Plus, you got Owen on your team. Lucky.
SIerra: But you have Cody. I know, Cody. I wish we were on the same team, too.
She bear hugs an uncomfortable Cody.
Cody: Heh. I have to... do something.
He then runs back to his team.
Izzy: Aw, you guys are so cute together.
Sierra: Maybe we could swap teams!
Heather: Trade a basket case for a basket weaver? Fine. Sierra, you're with us. Izzy, go play with the boys.
Alejandro: What?!
Sierra then gets to work on her new team's boat.
Courtney: Wow. She's amazing.
Heather: Maybe you should think about listening to me a bit more this time around, hm?
Courtney and Gwen just laugh at her.
Gwen: It'll take a lot more than this to earn our trust. A lot a lot more.
Alejandro: Where's Chris? He won't allow this.
Chris then arrives to the two teams.
Chris: 'Scuse me, did somebody-
Sierra: Today's officially the best day of my life. So, I really hope you allow us to swap. But of course, you'll make the best decision! 'Cause you're the best decider ever!
Chris: And that's why I'm gonna allow it.
Sierra: Smiley face! Ah!
Alejandro: As you wish.
Heather blows a raspberry at Alejandro, but he blows her a kiss in response. She "grabs" the air kiss and pretends to destroy it much to the shock to Alejandro.
Sierra: Ta-da!
Courtney, Heather, Gwen, and Cody: Team Amazon rocks!
Owen: Not cool!
Tyler: So unfair!
Alejandro: Don't give up, we still have a shot!
Owen: Al's right! Thanks, Al.
Alejandro eye twitches. Team Pyro then arrives at the Nile.
DJ: Come on, we're not too late!
Chris: (through megaphone) WEAVE A BASKET BOAT OUT OF REEDS, ROW TO THE FINISH, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
Leshawna: You heard the man, yadda yadda!
Courtney: Cody, let's go!
Cody is trying to get Ruby into the boat, but he won't budge.
Cody: Maybe if I push...
He tries, but then hits face first in a camel's butt.
Sierra: Cody!
Courtney: Izzy, tell Ruby to get in the boat!
Izzy was about to, but she was interrupted by a Team E-Scope member.
Noah: Whoa, whoa. Izzy's on our team now, not yours. Not a word.
Izzy then makes a zipping sound as she runs a finger through her lips.
Courtney: Fine. Duncan!
Duncan: I got it! Ruby! Get in the boat now!
Ruby was about to, but he turns his head away from Duncan.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: So, that's why it doesn't work on big animals...
(Confessional: Off)
Courtney: We'll do it ourselves. Come on.
As Cody is trying to wash off camel poo, the other Team Amazon members are trying to get Ruby in the boat.
Cody: Ugh... ew!
DJ: Ha! Who's happy to have just a stick now?
Leshawna: And who's happy Leshawna knows her way around a weave?
Team Tigers are the first to finish their boat.
Alejandro: To the water!
Owen: It floats! Awesome!
Alejandro calls his Goat friend in the boat. He also calls in his reward too.
Heather: This is totally unfair. If it wasn't for that stupid swap, we'd be halfway across the Nile by now.
Alejandro: We're gonna win fair and square. But to make sure you believe that... talk to the camel.
Izzy: Yeah, okay!
Izzy tells Rudy to get into Team Amazon's boat. At that time, Team Pyro finishes their boat.
Leshawna: Come on, Harold!
Harold very impressively paddle-volts into Team Pyro's boat. Although he doesn't stick the landing. Now his legs are sticking out of the boat. Get it?
Harold: Ah. Whoops.
Leshawna: Paddle!
Chris: Well now. Clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough. So... (musical ding)
Chris: Time for a song!
All: Aw...
Chris: Hey, singing can sooth the crocks!
Noah: That's not true-
Chris: Start singing! And put your backs into it!
As the teams, excluding Alejandro and Cody who are looking after their rewards, row with all their might, Alejandro starts the song.
Alejandro: Mm, mm.
Crocodile amigos,
What'cha swarmin' for?
Courtney: We don't mean to bug you!
Gwen: Please let us reach the shore!
Ruby: Honk! Honk!
Lindsay: These crocs are gettin' kill-ey!
Harold: Just bop 'em on the nose!
With stick in hand, Ezekiel follows Harold's advice.
Harold: I learned that in Muskrat Boys
It vanquishes all foes.
Harold is wrong as the crock eats the stick.
Ezekiel: No!
Alejandro: It's rowin' time.
All but Alejandro: Vanquishin', vanquishin'!
All: Crocodile season!
DJ: It's rowin' time!
All but DJ: Crocodiles, crocodiles!
Due to the holes that Harold made earlier, Team Pyro's boat starts sinking, but they keep paddling.
DJ: Tell me I'm not sinking!
Cody: Yeah, it's rowin' time!
All but Cody: Sinkin' in, sinkin' in!
All: Crocodile season!
Alejandro: It's rowin' time!
All but Alejandro: Rowin' time, rowin' time!
Team amazon then makes it to the finish line first. With Team Tigers behind them and Team Pyro coming in last.
Sierra: 'Til the Amazons...
Team Amazon: Wiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Courtney: YEAH!
Chris: Congrats. You're alive. And as long as you all brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight.
Everyone except Ezekiel cheers as he has something to confess.
Ezekiel: I lost the stick...
Chris: (chuckles) Wow. Sucks to be you.
The contestants get on the plane with Chef passing Team Amazon first class tickets. Before a sad Pyro walks on, Chris stops them.
Chris: And where do you think you guys are going?!
Bridgette: The elimination room. To vote someone off.
She and Leshawna glare at Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: Didn't you hear Harold?! He said that hitting the crocks nose would stop them! Blame him, eh?
Chris: As I was saying... The elimination room is either where you get a reward when there's a reward challenge or where you see your fellow teammate take the drop of shame. You will vote out here!
DJ: In the hot sun?
Chris: We would do it at night, but it's not safe to do it in the desert.
Leshawna: Nice of you to care about us...
Chris: INTERNS!
Some interns appear and make an elimination room that is a carbon copy of the one on TDI, but there's an outhouse confessional next to the seats.
Chris: Brings back memories huh?
Bridgette: Meating Geoff...
Harold and Leshawna: Kissing Leshawna/Harold.
Lindsay: Tyler...
Chris: Team Pyro, you came in last and lost your reward on the way. Zeke. So, it's vote time! In the confessional, you'll find six passports-
Harold: Unless Zeke already fed them to a crocodile.
Ezekiel: It was your fault, eh?!
Chris: Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Of course. I so get it.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Pyro)
Lindsay doesn't get it as she stamps all the passports.
Bridgette does her makeup in the mirror above the camera. She then realizes why she's there and stamps Harold's passport.
DJ scratches his head as he's not sure on who to vote between everyone. Chris comes into the room and points to his watch. His vote isn't shown.
Harold shows the camera Ezekiel's passport and stamps it 3 times out of frustration.
Leshawna shows the viewers Ezekiel's passport and stamps it angerly.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: I've got the results of your vote right here. (Groan) Lindsay! Come on! You can't vote for multiple people. Or else your vote won't be counted! Anyway, those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks. Mm! Salty. The following players are safe. Leshawna. DJ. Bridgette. Lindsay. And the last bag of pretzels goes to...
Harold looks at the pretzels with a neutral expression while Ezekiel looks scarred out of his mind.
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Chris: Harold.
Ezekiel: What?
[Elimination music]
Team Pyro then goes in the plane. Only Ezekiel and Bridgette don't have a smirk on their face. In the elimination room. The plane is on auto pilot since Chef is watching the elimination.
Chris: You got five seconds to strap this on or the Drop of Shame will become the Drop of Pain.
Ezekiel: That's unbelievable. Some team. You guys are all a bunch of-
Chef then kicks Ezekiel off the plane.
Chris: I knew that would be satisfying.
Each Team Amazon member is looking at a screen that shows the elimination room. They're seeing witnessing who was eliminated. When they see Ezekiel fall out, none of them are surprised.
Gwen: That was so obvious.
Duncan: Sucks to be Zeke.
Unbeknownst to everyone, Ezekiel was holding on to the back of the plane holding for dear life.
Ezekiel: I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE! THIS GAME'S MINE, EH?! MINE!
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Losing Sierra to Heather? Eh, tragic. But I still have the upper hand. The President of Cody's fan club doesn't know a thing about me. No one does. And I intend to keep it that way. Because compared to me, Heather's a saint.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris and Chef are watching the confessional on a tablet.
Chris: Oh, finally. A real competitor. Where will our next destination take us, and will Owen get over his fear of flying? Hey, if his girlfriend can do it then he can. Find out next time on an all-new episode of Total. Drama. World Tour!
Why do you guys like Ezekiel so much? He was so annoying after fame got to his head.
And THAT was the 2nd episode of the rewrite. What did you think of this 2 Parter? Awesome right? I decided that since Action was referenced by the reward challenges, why not refence Island earlier? The eliminations are gonna happen outside of the plane, but someone will fall out. Also, the winning teams are able to watch the elimination. I could've done what All-Stars did, but might as well be a little original.
Also, I wanted the teams to be even. It's kinda unfair that Team Victory had 6 members while Amazon and Chris had 5. That means Duncan gets to stay and Trent is here! Why Trent of all people? Well, I didn't want Kadie or Sadie on here. Mainly cuz I don't like them, and they would have to be separated. Geoff is cool, but I don't like the fact that him and Bridgette constantly make out. I wasn't interested in Beth. Felt like Alejandro would win the season to easy with her. I did consider Eva cuz of Team E-Scope, but ultimately, I decided on Trent because I like him more than Eva.
Votes:
Bridgette- Voted for Harold
DJ: Voted for Ezekiel
Ezekiel- Voted for Harold
Harold- Voted for Ezekiel
Leshawna- Voted for Ezekiel
Lindsay- Voted for Everyone, but vote was terminated.
(4 Ezekiel) (3 Harold) (1 Bridgette, DJ, Leshawna, and Lindsay)
Or
(3 Ezekiel) (2 Harold)
Ranking:
Ezekiel 18th place (Last)
Now I don't hate Ezekiel. I don't love him, but I don't hate him. Wish he wasn't asking to be eliminated in the original. Oh well. At least he wasn't lying about never sitting in the loser's compartment. That's all I can say about him. If I had to rank him based on the original TDWT he would be 17th overall. And you might be thinking, "Wait, shouldn't he be last?" He is! On Team Victory! OOOOOOH!