Review Response!
Metal Face: I'm very upset you got rid of Ezekiel he deserves redemption and a girl but you kicked him out just like other people this is a disappointment.
Me: Say what you will. I see why you like Ezekiel so much, but I didn't have any plans with Ezekiel. I'm sorry, but this isn't the what if you should we watching if you want Ezekiel. Also, Bridgette and Ezekiel don't sit right with me. She's taken anyway.
Puzzlefan 123: (See's Zeke being eliminated first)
Oof already off to a bad start but I guess it's not so bad as long as he doesn't-
(Sees Zeke hang on to the plane which was the start of him becoming feral)
Become feral...
Me: Wow. Ok look. I never really come up with interesting stuff when it comes to Ezekiel. I'm sorry, but like I said, in WT, he's my 2nd least favorite contestant.
Also, you never know. Mabe I could make the selfless decision to not make him feral. Or maybe I could just make sure he doesn't come back in London. Or maybe- you see where I'm going with this?
Ya know, when I started drafting ideas for this, I wasn't expecting Ezekiel fans. And to that I say sorry. For those who are cool with his elimination, LET'S BEGIN THE 3RD EPISODE!
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Egypt. Land of pyramids, land of heat, land of sweaty. Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun. And they still managed to find time to ride a goat, chat up a camel, feed the crocs, and see a rebellious camel. Showing the style on the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull off a win. Zeke found a way to lose, un-lose, and lose again. And the sun began to set on the sandy... sands of Egypt. This week, who's gonna sing, who's gonna dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one. Million. Dollars? Welcome to Total. Drama.
World Tour!
[Theme song]
(Confessional: Izzy)
Izzy: K, I know I have a fear of being in a plane. So, you are asking, "How come you aren't scared now?" That's because of yesterday's AWESOME CHALLENGE! It distracted me from my fear, but-
On the outside of the confessional, Owen walks by the door looking scarred out of his mind.
Izzy: (Inside of the confessional, off-screen) (Sigh) I don't know...
Recognizing her voice instantly Owen thinks of opening the door but becomes curious and presses his ear to the door.
Izzy: (Inside of the confessional, off-screen) Owen. My best buddy. My boyfriend.
Hearing his name with those adjectives causes Owen to smile.
Izzy: (Inside of the confessional, off-screen) He's the reason why I still sometimes get scared. Every time he freaks out causes me to freak out and I hate it!
Owen gasps and loses his smile as he continues to hear.
Izzy: (Inside of the confessional, off-screen) I think I should break up with him. My feelings for him are causing me to be even more crazy. I need that money to get the RCMP off my back.
Owen now has tears in his eyes as he walks away. The camera then pans back to inside the confessional.
Izzy: I'm not sure if I should, but if he doesn't get over his fear...
(Confessional: Off)
In economy, Team Pyro and Team Tigers were talking and hanging out until Owen comes in and is silently crying. He's trying to hide his crying, but Noah notices it, but thinks he's nervous.
Noah: Stop sweating, lunchbox. Air travel is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a death trap.
This doesn't help Owen as he's still crying. A hole in the plan suddenly opens, sucking out some items and the contestants hanging for dear life.
Noah: This one, for example!
Leshawna: This is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world!
Leshawna then loses grip and was about to leave said world until Alejandro grabs her in the nick of time.
Alejandro: Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch.
Owen is the next to go towards the hole, but due to his size, he gets stuck.
Harold: (To DJ) I could've done that. I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more.
Bridgette and Lindsay silently giggle at Harold's comment.
DJ: She wants more, all right. More Alejandro.
Harold: Ha. DJ, you know nothing about women.
Leshawna: You can put me down now. I mean, if you wanted. Or not. Your choice. Because this is nice.
DJ: Mm-hmm. Nothing.
Owen: Not that this isn't fascinating and all, but (screams) Help! My butt is being sucked out of a plane!
Meanwhile with Team Amazon in first class, Courtney is drinking some juice as she's trying to persuade her team.
Courtney: I happen to like winning and being in first class, which happens to make me an ideal leader.
Gwen: If our team needed one, which we don't, because we're winning.
Courtney: And I have plans to keep it that way. So, think about me as leader.
Heather: You're like, not the only person on the team, Courtney. There is my friend Sierra to consider.
Heather points to her, but she was currently-
Courtney: Um, your friend is going through Cody's stuff like a starving raccoon goes through a dumpster.
She's currently sniffing Cody's shoe.
Gwen: I think his shoelace just went up her nose.
Said shoelace is in her nose. She gags and the shoelace is in her mouth. Heather covers her mouth as if she's about to barf.
Heather: Are there more barf bags around?
Chef then arrives with a flight attendance uniform on.
Chef: Ticket inspection!
Everyone shows Chef their tickets and he takes them all.
Sierra: Do we have to do this twice?
Chef: YES! That first-class ticket is your responsibility.
Chris: (over PA) This is your captain speaking. It's time for everyone to join me in the common area. And I mean everyone!
The 3 teams arrive in the common area.
Chris: Welcome to today's challenge. It's-
Harold: Is it a reward or elimination challenge?
Chris: Good question, Harold. And... like I'm gonna tell ya.
Lindsay: I could use a reward. Oh, I hope it's candy. Or a whole bunch of shoes! Or shoes made of candy!
Chris: And I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent, because we are about to land in... Japan!
Chef then suddenly arrives in a Japan outfit and sword in mouth, scarring Bridgette, DJ, Lindsay, and Cody.
Chef: Hai!
Harold: Gosh, you guys. That's totally a Chinese outfit.
Chris: Thank you, Harold. Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing-
Harold: It's just, you really think you'd work harder to get it right.
Chris: Harold. Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified.
Harold: Your cultural insensitivity is just... gosh. I mean, gosh!
Infuriated, Chris nods at Chef who grabs his sword and destroys the exit to the plane. Since they're still in the air, the contestants fall out of the plane. Oh. Owen's there too.
Chris: Or we could've just landed the plane!
Chef: Nah, too boring!
Everyone is screaming as they fear for their life. Sierra holds on to Cody, Courtney holds on to Duncan, and Owen holds on to Noah. Tyler and Harold try to hold on to Lindsay and Leshawna respectively, but they, Bridgette, and Izzy are holding on to Alejandro.
[musical ding]
Noah: Seriously? I mean, seriously?!
Chris: (through megaphone) Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time!
Courtney: We're singing as we're falling.
Heather: Well, some are cannonballing.
That someone being Izzy.
Izzy: Yeah!
Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes.
Noah and Owen: We might just go kablooey!
Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy.
Team Pyro, Tyler, Cody, Gwen, and Sierra: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Leshawna: Billionairess!
Cody: Billiard's champion!
DJ: Make it home to see my mama!
Sierra: Marry Cody!
Bridgette: Catch a barrel!
Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!
Courtney: Corporate lawyer.
Gwen: Prom destroyer!
Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Alejandro: Lion tamer!
Owen: New food namer!
Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!
Noah: But first we must cease dropping.
Our goal here would be stopping.
Izzy: Before we smash into the ground from the sky.
DJ: Flat into little pieces
Harold: Heads merged with our feetses.
Leshawna: That would really suck and here's why.
Bridgette:We'd like to keep on living.
Alejandro then holds Bridgette's hand which causes her to blush and causes a chain reaction. Everyone then starts holding hands.
Alejandro: So, Chris, we hope you're giving-
Sierra: Some wings!
Courtney: A jetpack!
Gwen: A rift in time!
Heather: Parachute!
Noah: Waterbed!
Tyler: A trampoline!
Izzy: Springy shoes!
Alejandro: Rocket boots!
Lindsay: Flying squirrel!
Leshawna: Bubble bath!
Lindsay: I change to bubbles too!
DJ: Mama!
Owen: Pizza! No!
Chips and some dip will do
All: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die
Yeah, we said it
There's still so much to do
There's still so much to do
There's still so much to do before we die
Yeah!
As the sone ends, they realize how close the ground is. Luckly a comedically large rice bowl cousins their fall.
Harold: Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place.
Leshawna: What you know just sent us free-falling out of a plane!
Harold: But I went to Sensei Steve's Feudal Japanese Summer Camp.
Alejandro: Oh yeah? I speak Japanese too. Leshawna, "あなたは花のように美しいです。".
Leshawna: How's that?
Alejandro: I said, "You are beautiful like a flower".
Leshawna giggles at this comment which surprises Harold.
The contestants leave the comedically large rice bowl as they meet with Chris inside a room.
Chris: Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!
Tyler: (gasps) I love Japanese game shows! Woohoo!
Harold: Sweet! My favorite is Human Ichi My Car Go-Go, where you have to throw a banana into a car window using a-
Tyler: Giant shrimp fork! Awesome!
They high five at the awesomeness of Japan.
Chris: I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and pubs. Most points wins. And I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So teams, select a ball guy, or gal. Pyro?
Leshawna: We choose DJ.
DJ: We do?
Chris: Coolio. Here's your pinball buddy.
DJ: A panda? How cute-
Said panda attacks DJ.
Chris: Aw... cute. It's human pinball time! Ready Pyro?
Team Pyro stands at the paddles ready to hit it when ready. DJ gets inside a red ball. As DJ racks up points, the Panda doesn't hesitate to attack DJ.
DJ: Ah! Sorry, panda! Ah! Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda!
Harold: The paddle must connect with the ball at a perfect thirty-three-point seven-degree angle to maximize the impact.
Leshawna: Either help or get out of the way!
DJ: Ow! Sorry, panda!
With DJ being distracted, he isn't able to get a rhythm down. When DJ's done, he sadly looks at the unconscious panda.
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: (Crying) I can't believe I hurt that poor little cuddly... ah! My own tears... are falling into my scratches.
(Confessional: Off)
Their final score is 43,200 points.
Chris: Nice. Tigers? Think you can bet that?
Noah: I'm uh... I'm allergic to panda dander. I get hives.
Tyler: What he said.
Alejandro: I'll do it. For my team.
Chris: Wicked.
Chris takes the panda away from DJ which causes the panda to wake up. The panda was about to attack DJ, but then they saw Alejandro.
Alejandro: Well, hello, handsome creature. May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?
The panda and the females there are flattered my Alejandr's display of kindness to the panda.
Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, and Bridgette: Aw...
Team Tigers has an easier time as Alejandro never makes it to the paddles. This is mainly because of the panda as they help Alejandro.
Alejandro: Thanks, Ting-Ting. That's a great idea.
Their final score is 462,000 points.
Chris: Nice! Better than Pyro. And Team Amazon?
Heather: Gwen's face could use some remodeling.
Gwen: Nice. I hate to tell you, but we're on the same team! So, you might wanna flip the witch switch back to off.
Courtney: Would you girls like some leadership? I'd be glad to choose-
Cody: Stop bickering! I'll do it!
Chris: You might wanna bring a toothbrush, Cody. Because the beast you'll be sharing your space with is... Sierra.
Cody: What!? No!
Team Amazon is doing the worst as Sierra doesn't care about scoring and more about the man next to her.
Sierra: Hold me!
Cody's torture finally ends as they escape.
Cody: (groans) If we got a point for every time, she kissed me in there...
Sierra: We'd be millionaires!
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody is digging in his ear and finds-
Cody: Is this her gum? EWWW!
(Confessional: Off)
Team Amazon's final score is 31,400. Meaning they get last.
Chris: Since they have the highest score, Team Tigers takes the Super Human Mega Pinball Smash and wins a leg up in the next Japanese challenge.
DJ: (crying) I wanna go home!
Chris: Will we let him? Stay tuned. There's more wacky, cappy, macky, Teriyaki action after the break.
[Commercial Break]
Chris: Welcome to Total. Drama. Action! Where there will be crazy action and kooky filming. And somber eating.
(Confessional: "Owen")
Owen Voice Dub: とても素敵な食べ物。それはいいですね。
{English subtitles: very nice food. i like it.}
(Confessional: Off)
Izzy Voice Dub: おい。あなたはかわいいモンスターです。
{English subtitles: Hey. you are a cute monster}
Chris: Total Drama Action! Coming soon! Pears and apples of fun!
Turns out that whole skit was a TDA commercial.
Noah: Um... what?
Chris: That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. Total Drama is huge here!
Courtney: Okay, but your voice was in English. So why did they dub our voices?
Chris: Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry.
Courtney: No, you're not.
Chris: True. Ready for the next challenge? I hope you paid attention, because you'll be writing, directing, and producing your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge. Of celebration fund.
Chef: Mm, you said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm.
Chris: Oops. I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area. Since Team Ferocious Tigers won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first.
Owen, Izzy, Trent, and Alejandro: All right!
Chris: With Team Pyro choosing second and Team Amazon stuck with... whatever dreads are left.
This leaves Pyro being ok with it and the Amazons not happy. Tigers then quickly enter the prop room.
Alejandro: Hmm. I'm seeing a tiny Tokyo. A giant radioactive monster.
Izzy: Oh, yes! Big O can be the monster! Huh? Big O, please?
Owen gives a questioning look at Izzy.
Owen: Yah... Sure, Al.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Izzy is unpredictable, so if she was gonna break up with me, she would have done so. So, all I have to do is make sure she wins! Then she wouldn't hate me! So, I need to talk to the smartest person in the game.
(Confessional: Off)
Tyler: Super Japanese idea, Al. Nice!
Trent: Sounds good to me!
Alejandro: Noah, what say you?
Noah: Meh. I guess.
As the Tigers finish grabbing what they need, they meet up with Team Pyro.
Alejandro: Good luck, honorable opponent.
Harold: あなたの運はいらない！
Alejandro: Of course, you don't need luck. You have superior leadership skills and vision. Your team is lucky to have you.
Harold: I know, right? They are! Right?
The team doesn't know how to respond as Team Tigers leave the room.
Lindsay: I have an idea. Last time I went out for Japanese, I had this huge bowl of Pad Thai, and it was-
Leshawna: Pad Thai is Thai!
Lindsay: Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.
Harold: Fear not, Leshawna. I have a dramatic vision. It mixes Kurosawa's Pathos with Miyazaki's Sense of Wonder!
Lindsay: I think I ordered that at the Japanese place, too.
After Team Pyro was done, The Amazons realized why being last is terrible.
Courtney: A pathetic pile of stuff nobody wants. Ugh. Goodbye, first class.
Suddenly a shadowy figure pops out from the stuff in the room. Team Amazon only gets a glance as the figure disappears.
Cody: Was that...?
The Tigers are currently setting up and getting ready to film their commercial.
Owen: Owen stomp! Owen stomp good!
Noah: Hold on there, chubby buddy. Let us finish the tiny city first.
Alejandro then looks at the candy fish tale bag with curiosity.
Alejandro: Hmm...
Trent: Tyler. Five bucks says you don't try one.
Tyler: You're on!
Tyler, misunderstanding the dare, tries a fish tale but then immediately throws up. Alejandro, not seeing why Tyler was throwing up, decides to try one.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Like, rotted fish intestine with a side order of fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment!
He then vomits on the floor.
(Confessional: Off)
Tyler: So, how about that 5?
Trent: I said, "5 bucks says you don't try one."
Tyler: Aww man...
Back with Team Amazon, they're trying to decide on a commercial idea, but they can't agree on an idea.
Heather: We have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank, then it breaks out and plays basketball. Like, duh.
Gwen: Too Dr. Seuss. Spinning masks. We toss candy into their mouths and-
Courtney: Insane! Flashing lights and fireworks! Chef wants to be dazzled!
Duncan: You guys, they're all good ideas and-
Heather: Overruled! Fish tanks!
Gwen: Hello? The only way we are winning is with the spinning heads! And lots of them!
Courtney: You people are impossible! I'm so out of here.
Heather: Well, so am I!
Gwen: Fine!
Courtney: Uh, we can't storm off together! Kinda defeats the purpose?
Heather: You go back that way then.
Courtney: No, you go back that way.
Gwen: Well, I came this way first!
Cody: We are in some deep trouble.
Sierra: OMG, INO. Want me to get them?
Duncan: Not so much, no.
Meanwhile with Team Pyro, they're setting up their commercial.
Harold: More rain! Much more. This whole thing needs to be somber-er!
Bridgette: Yes, Harold.
Harold: It's Sensei. Call me sensei.
Bridgette: (Sigh) Yes, Sensei.
Chris: You have five minutes left to film your act! Then it's Happy Fish Yum... w-whatever! We'll be watching them in five minutes!
Back with Duncan, Sierra, and Cody, they're filming … something.
Cody: You know what you're doing?
Sierra: I have no idea and it's thrilling!
Cody: It's just us three, huh?
Duncan: All up to us.
Cody: Okay. Stand by. And... we're rolling.
Back with the Tigers.
Tyler: We're done shooting, Owen. You can take the suit off.
Owen: I got really sweaty and now it won't come off.
Chris: All right, now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off. Chef?
Chef: (mumbling) Low budget, no ad agency, rip-off, cheese ball, cheap show...
Chris: First up, Team Ferocious Tigers with Monster Rampage!
Monster Rampage!
Currently a monster (Owen) is destroying a city.
Owen: (making monster noises) Monster noises!
Alejandro: おー いいえ！ The large out-of-shape monster!
{Translation: Oh no!}
Tyler: We must run!
Trent: Don't destroy us, monster! Please!
Noah: 子供たちのことを考えてください！
{Translation: Think of the children!}
Izzy: He's so hot!
Her teammates besides Owen look at her weirdly.
Alejandro: Wait! We shall stop him this way!
He throws a fish tale inside of the monster's mouth.
Owen: Oh, delicious!
Tyler, Noah, Izzy, Trent, and Alejandro's faces are floating around a dancing Owen.
Tyler, Noah, Izzy, Trent and Alejandro: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!
Better than no, yo!
Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time!
Tastes so good, wash your face!
End of commercial
Chris: Next up, Team Pyro with A Samurai's Lament.
A Samurai's Lament
It's raining in a desolate landscape. Some poor souls (Bridgette, Lindsay, and Leshawna) are begging for food from the samurai (Harold) who is riding a donkey.
Lindsay: Great samurai!
Leshawna: Please, do you have food?
DJ is blankly staring at the samurai.
Bridgette: (Whispering) Psst, DJ? Your line? Ugh. (Shouting) The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!
A beach ball bounces into a lightsaber that Harold has. The beach ball pops as Harold is laying on the floor.
Harold: Duty. Honor. Total Drama Yum-Yum
Happy Go Time
Candy Fish Tails.
Eat them fast.
Time is fleeting.
Harold: Gosh.
He then holds a fish tale to his mouth and puts it to his tongue.
End of commercial
Chris: Yeah. That was... something.
Leshawna: Maybe your Pad Thai idea wasn't so bad.
Lindsay: See, I told you!
Harold: It was art! A metaphor! A commentary on the Earth's sorrow and it's crying out for mo-
Chris snaps his fingers to get Harold to stop talking.
Chris: Next up, the Amazons.
Gwen: Ugh, this is humiliating!
Heather: What do we tell him?
Courtney: Chris, as the leader of Team Amazon, it falls to me to tell you that our team didn't-
Duncan interrupts her by covering her mouth.
Duncan: Come up with an amazing title for our awesome commercial!
Gwen: We have a commercial?
Cody: Let's just call it... Huh?!
Huh?!
As the editor, Cody decided to combine the ideas of Heather, Courtney and Gwen. With spinning mask, fireworks, and a fish tale playing basketball. It has a colorful background and jingle that Sierra and Duncan sings, but in reality, he's lip sinking.
Sierra:Yeah!
Sierra and Cody: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!
Sierra: Eat them now, eat them then
Eat them anytime
Just eat them, yeah!
Cody: You eat it!
The commercial ends with a dead Segal eating a fish tale and an exploding donut.
End of commercial
Everyone in the room except Cody, Sierra, Chef, and Duncan, who the latter is the only one smirking, is confused.
Chris: Okay... Well, Chef?
Chef: Chris, I think I gotta go with Team Amazon.
Team Amazon cheers for their 2nd victory in a row.
Chef: I don't know, I just love exploding donuts.
Gwen: Cody, that was amazing!
Courtney: Totally amazing!
Sierra: Oh, isn't he? Group hug!
The team obliges as they do a group hug. Courtney forces Duncan in the group hug.
Chris: Congratulations, Team Amazon. But Chef, I also have to know. Who bit the biggest?
Chef: Um, those guys with that sad donkey thing. You lose! You're sending someone home! Tonight!
He points at Team Pyro. This leaves Team Tigers to breathe a sigh of relief.
DJ: I made a panda unconscious, then I choked and wrecked our ad, then we lost again?
Leshawna: Wait. It's not a reward?
Chris: Well, I'm sure enjoying it.
As the teams are walking back to the plane, Alejandro stops Harold.
Alejandro: It could just as easily have been me. We still have our honor, and girls. Especially those of Leshawna's majestic caliber. They love guys with honor.
Harold: サムライみたい？
Alejandro: 侍のように。
{Translation: Like a samurai? Like a samurai.}
A little while after the challenge, Owen is seen talking to Noah, alone in economy class.
Noah: So, what's up, Owen.
Owen: I need your help.
Noah: Woah. You need me?
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Ever sense I was eliminated back on Total Drama Island, my classmates teased me on how I was the 3rd one eliminated. This time, I don't plan on making that mistake again. Maybe Owen could help with that.
(Confessional: Off)
Owen: You're smart.
Noah: Tell me something I don't know...
Owen: What is the best way to win Total Drama?
Noah: Hmm... I noticed that either cheating or making alliances helps people get far. Why ask?
Owen: Because I want to help Izzy win.
Noah: Forming an alliance with a nutcase...
Owen: How did you-
Noah: I'm in, but I select who we eliminate. Deal?
Owen: Deal!
They shook hands with their agreement. Thankfully no one was around to overhear. At night on the outside of the plane. The elimination ceremony has begone.
Chris: It's vote time. Up in the confessional, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it... Lindsay?
Lindsay: (Irritated) I know. I get it.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Pyro)
Lindsay: This is a really good picture of me.
She hugs her passport and leaves the room without voting.
Bridgette angrily stamps Harold's passport.
DJ looks at his and Harold's passports and looks at them in wonder. His vote isn't shown.
Leshawna is conflicted as she doesn't know who to vote for between DJ and Harold. Her vote isn't shown.
T'sing T'sing somehow gets in the confessional and votes for DJ in anger.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks and if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame. The following players are safe. Lindsay.
Angrily, Chris throws the bag of pretzels at Lindsay.
Lindsay: Ow!
Chris: Bridgette. Leshawna.
Chris: And the final bag goes to...
Both DJ and Harold look nervous as they wait for Chris.
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Chris: D-
Harold: Wait. It was I who brought dishonor to our team. Only one thing can preserve the balance. A sacrifice...
Team Pyro awkwardly walks back in the plane. Harold waits till take off and then he stabs himself with a lightsaber.
Harold: おー！とても痛いです！ Leshawna! I think I will miss you most of all.
{Translation: Oh! It hurts so much!}
Leshawna: Harold? That's a toy lightsaber-
Harold: 私なしで続けてください、私の愛！
{Translation: Carry on without me, my love!}
Harold then falls out of the plane, but he doesn't have his parachute, so he's screaming for his life.
Chris: You might need this! Good luck, Harold!
Chris throws the parachute out of the plane.
Chris: He's yelling something back at me! Oh, no. He's just screaming for his life! (Voice over) Sayonara from Japan. Where will our travels take us next? Will Team Amazon be able to keep their fragile peace? What other products to Chef want to sell? All these questions and many more. Probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total. Drama.
World Tour!
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive:
Harold is then slowly falling as he caught his parachute.
Harold: This was really for the best. I was starting to get a little claustrophobic on the plane anyway. There's only so many cubic feet of air in the average airliner and so-
He then gets interrupted as he lands in a sumo wrestler's loincloth. Said sumo wrestler is fighting another sumo wrestler.
Harold: I will miss Leshawna and seeing the world and—gosh! What did this guy eat?! Gosh, was it? Was it? Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails?!
Sumu Wrestler: 何？! どこ !
{Translation: what?! Where?!}
And that was episode 3! This time DJ doesn't have most of the votes. I wanted Harold to still make his "sacrifice" since he's the reason Ezekiel was eliminated. I had fun with this episode since I decided to sprinkle in some Japanese words. I plan to do it again. I hope you enjoyed it!
Voting:
Bridgette- Voted for Harold
DJ: Voted for Harold
Harold- Voted for Himself
Leshawna- Voted for DJ
Lindsay- Voted for No One
T'Sing T'Sing- Voted for DJ
(3 Harold) (2 DJ)
Ranking:
Harold 17th Place
Ezekiel 18th Place (Last)
Harold. The guy with the mad skills and one of the smarter TD contestants, but that's not why I like him. He's an amazing beatboxer and managed to get Leshawna as a girlfriend sorta! Here he ranks 15th place tho. I love him but wish he didn't quit. Although that was one of my favorite eliminations tho.