After the exam I met up with Mina outside the gate.

"So, how'd it go?" She asked.

"Well, I think it went pretty well. Uh I wasn't listening during half of the explanation so I don't really know how many points I got. One interesting thing happened though. I was impaled on the big robot." I said lifting up my shirt to show the faint scar that was now in place of the piece of scrap. Mina looked down to my torso with a shocked expression.

"Oh my fucking god, what happened?" She asked as she flicked the scar with her finger.

"The green haired kid who fell before the exam caved the big ones skull in and was falling to his death. I, like the hero I am, jumped in to save him. But the girl who saved him earlier accidentally made me weightless as I caught him. And I was launched towards the crash site at like 90 mph."

"Holy shit. What a bitch." Mina said.

"Speaking of bitch, where's Wanker?" She asked as she looked around.

"Oh right, I left him wi-"

CRASH!

"Your raccoon sir!" Said present mic from the gate.

"Thank you." I said as I walked up to take him. I took his leash and made my way back to Mina. We shrugged before making our way home. The rest of the week was quite uneventful. I planned to go to a cafe with Ochaco that sunday. But that was it really. She was pretty dull all things considered. All she did was apologise for sending me into a wall. But hey, a new friend is a new friend. Her quirk made it so that whatever she touched became weightless. We ordered some coffee and and chocolate fondue. I ended up paying when I found out she wasn't in the best situation financially at home. I wasn't really balling either, but I was sure I had it better. She was super appreciative and on the verge of crying. Talking about some I'd been nothing but good to her. Which wasn't even the case, I blamed her fully for impaling me. But I guess I was fine with it. She was holding wanker almost the entire time, even though he's my support animal. Being fucked has it's percs.

The next day I woke up at around 12 am to make some brunch. Like 2 hours later me and Mina received 2 letters in the mail. Inside was a disc that when taken out displayed a hologram. Mine was of this homeless looking dude who sounded like he was on the verge of falling asleep.

"Ckahte Ashido. Your performance in the theoretical test was very surprising. The things you wrote were incoherent but when finished made sense. Your score was well above the passing grade. We do however hope you don't write like this during future tests, for everyone's well being. Your practical test wasn't any less impressive, you ended up landing on a solid 59 villain points and 10 rescue points with a sum of 69 total points. Although after reviewing the footage we're sure you could've gotten more. We are also very sorry for what happened near the end. But without any further ado. Welcome to class 1A and to your hero academia."

I was shocked. I actually passed the written test. I was absolutely astonished. Mina had about the same reaction as me from the top bunk. Me and her were in the same class again. We both went downstairs to tell mom and dad about the good news. They were ecstatic and immediately they wanted to celebrate with a trip to a fancy restaurant. While there I got a message from Ochaco that she'd also gotten in. I asked what class, and to my surprise, we were also in the same class. There were 2 weeks left until school start, and all I had was time to kill. So me and Mina started combat training again. I even invited Ochaco to come train with us one time. She's not too good at fighting and lost all spars she was in. Losing seemed to motivate her further. This creepy aura started emanating from her after around 1 hour of sparring. One time she lost, Wanker laughed at her, and she gave him the most terrifying deathglare I've ever seen. He was quiet for the rest of the session. A surprise but a welcome one.

On the first day I woke up to Wanker, again. Begging, again. I looked into his soul through his eyes before throwing him off of me and getting out of bed. Mina was still sleeping so I decided to be funny and turn off her alarm. I went downstairs and poured a bowl of food into Wankers bowl. I let him eat up as I made my own breakfast. I left home with a sandwich and Wanker in hand. I took the train to UA and got there around 20 minutes before class started. The door was fucking massive. Like the Shaq time 5 tall. I opened the door and was greeted with 3 piercing gazes. One from a boy with 2 coloured hair, one from a tall girl with a black pigtail. And one from the prep boy I saw during the exam. He looked at me for just a second before turning around to yell at the fourth person in the room, an ash blonde boy who was leaning his feet on the desk. I sat down in the front and waited for either an angry Mina or Ochaco. I was fine with both. The next person that came in was a boy with red spiky hair. He looked familiar. I couldn't quite place him anywhere though. After looking at him for a few more seconds as he scanned the classroom.

"Ckahte!" He said in a voice that I recognised.

"Kirishima?" I asked as I stood up. I raised my hand for a handshake which he bemet with quite a firm grasp.

"Shit you've had quite the glow up. Last time I saw you your hair was down, and black. What happened man, you cut off all contact with me and Mina?" I said as we shook.

"Yeah, about that. I was going through something." He said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"No shit. You look way better now though, the uniform suits you." I said as I released his hand.

"Can say the same for you, maybe our school uniforms were just really bad. You're still rocking the same kids sunglasses." He said as he pointed to my eyes.

"Yeah man I tell ya. The ugly glasses make the rest of my face look better." I said taking them off and on to show the difference.

"You'll never see me without them." I said.

"Yeah yeah. I see you still have your raccoon, Wanker was it?" He asked pointing to Wanker.

"Uh yeah."

PFFFFT!

The ash blonde who was still getting chewed out laughed out loud.

"You have a pet raccoon that you named Wanker?" He asked, Keeling over in his seat.

"Yeah, I had to remember it, and I'm bad with names and birthdays."

"And you choose Wanker!?" He said, still laughing.

"Um excuse me!" Said the prep boy who was just nagging the blonde.

"Pets are against the school rules. Why did you even think it was a good idea in the first place to bring an animal here. Much less a raccoon." He said, now shifting his attention from him to me.

"It's an emotional support animal. I'm allowed to have him here." I said to let him know.

"My apologies." He said, shifting his gaze to his feet.

"You got him cause you are sad?" The blonde said.

"I'm mentally ill, not depressed. Although I would fake sadness to get him." I said.

"What's wrong with you then?" He asked curiously.

"Isn't that a bit insensitive to ask?" The girl with the pigtail asked the blonde. Taking offence for me.

"Oh no not at all. See illness means something is wrong." I answered for him.

"Maybe you shouldn't ask a depressed person what's wrong with them, but me, it's all good. I appreciate your worry though." I said looking at her, giving her a smile.

"As for your question. I have schizophrenia and ASPD." I said bluntly. He gave me a look before shrugging.

"Can I pet him?" He asked.

"Sure, he helps others more than me name's Ckahte." I said as I turned back to Kirishima.

"Katsuki." He said as he stood up and made his way to my desk. I introduced myself to the rest of the class before sitting down again to rest a bit before the first lesson. There were two minutes left until class started and I saw greenie come in and Ochaco was just behind him. I stood up to go greet him.

"Greenie! Lil suicide jumper! You made it in. How's your arm and legs by the way?" I asked as I came over.

"You saved me. The name's Izuku midoriya. My arms and legs are just fine. How are you? I heard from recovery girl that you hurt yourself badly on the zero pointer." He said as he gave me a concerned expression.

"Yeah I got impaled thanks to the girl behind you. Her name's Ochaco, mine's Ckahte." I said pointing towards Ochaco. She covered her face with her hands and cowered.

"Oh god. That sounds bad." He said. A look of disgust on his face. A smile spread across my face.

"Oh it was. I almost died when recovery girl healed me. Now I have this little scar to the left of my belly button." I said as I lifted up my shirt to show the scar. As we were speaking the door flung open. There stood Mina, steam coming out of her ears and nose, messy hair and lousy tie.

"Ckahte Ashido. You are a bitch, yo-"

"If you're here to make friends I suggest you leave." A man in a sleeping bag said as he made his way out, centimetres away from Mina. I saw her shiver briefly before making her way to her seat. I sat down as well and waited for our teacher to begin.

"It took you all 12 seconds to quiet down. As hero students I expect better from you. Today were going to do a quirk apprehension test. There are training uniforms under your desks, meet me on training ground beta in 15 minutes." He said. Very forward and straight to the point.

"But, what about the orientation?" Ochaco asked. I didn't even know that there was an orientation.

"I get to choose how I run my class, that includes going to orientation or not. Now be off." He said, his tone naturally annoyed. Like a girl with a resting bitch face.

I made my way to the changing room and got into the gym uniform. It was a weird one at that. Long sleeve and not too breathable. I was going to sweat my balls off. When we all got to training ground beta. Our teacher Mr. Aizawa explained the test. Just a normal comprehension test, except we were allowed to use quirk. Shit this was going to be fun I thought. He gave Katsuki a ball and told him to throw it as far as possible with his quirk. He wound back his fist and threw the ball with an accompanying explosion.

"Holy shit!" I yelled as he came back.

"Respect my man." I said as I raised my hand for a low five. He walked past me but still met my hand with a high five instead. I turned around to give him a glare.

"This is going to be fun!" Mina said from a few feet away.

"Fun huh? How about the person in last place gets expelled." Aizawa said with a creepy smile on his face. Fuck. Mina just had to run her mouth. Although I had just thought the same like 15 seconds earlier. We then got to all the other tests. I didn't really excel in many tests. Excel as being first by a lot. On the 50 metre dash I placed first. I was going against Tenya Iida, the prep boy. He had engines on his calves which made him run faster. I could only stack my quirk three times during the dash but it got me a solid time of 2,5 seconds. I placed first on the distance jump, second on the distance run and side to side jumps, and averagely on all the other tests. Finally there was the ball throw. Katsuki had scored 705,2 metres. My goal was to beat that. I was going second to last. Ahead of Katsuki was Momo, the pigtail girl. Who made a cannon and shot the ball 2 kilometres. And Ochaco, who scored infinity. I was not beating sideways 8 and I didn't see myself throwing the ball more than 2 kilometres.

Now it was my turn and Aizawa Threw me a ball and told me to throw it from the circle.

"Do I have to stand in the circle all the time or can I take a sprint and throw it from the circle?" I asked our teacher.

"If you believe it is the best showcase of your potential I will allow it." He said.

"Great!" I said as I gave him a thumbs up.

I ran back around 500 metres from the circle. Using my quirk sparingly to accelerate the process. While there I stretched and looked forward to my class staring at me. I lined myself up with the circle and started sprinting, stacking my quirk more and more. I was at around a 10 stack when I arrived at the circle. By my estimate I was going around 300 metres per second. The very last frame I was in the circle I threw the ball. Perfectly throwing it. A loud bang accompanied my throw. I was still moving forward so I used my quirk one last time to turn myself for a perfect landing. I rubbed my ears to get the ringing out before I made myself back to the class. As I got there Aizawa told me my score.

"4057 metres, impressive." He said as he guided me to the rest. Katsuki had a smile on his face, this time meeting my low five accurately. Kirishima told me how manly it looked. Mina was angry over me not warning everyone.

"I'm going to get back at you for what you did this morning." She said.

The next contender for the ball throw was Izuku. He stepped up to the circle and was handed the ball. He cocked back his hand and lighting started to arc throughout his hand. But as he threw, nothing happened. He looked confused. Aizawa told him that he'd cancelled his quirk.

"If your body breaks when you use your quirk you'll only end up being a liability on the battlefield. Unless you get control of your quirk, I see no potential in you." Aizowa said. Way to crush his dreams. Wasn't he here to learn? Izuku was thrown another ball and told that he had one last try. He held the ball in his hands for a few seconds before coming up with an idea. He cocked his arm back and threw. An airblast followed. But his arm wasn't broken. His finger wasn't looking too good. But he was still functional. Aizawa gave him the same creepy smile as before. After that whole schtick Aizawa pulled out a big board that displayed the results. I was second place just behind Bakugou. Mina was 10th place and Ochaco was just under her. Izuku was 20th, and he looked absolutely devastated, until Aizawa revealed that the expulsion thing was all a ruse. He looked a bit less devastated but he was definitely disappointed in himself. That was the only lesson we had that day. We grabbed our curriculum in the classroom before heading home.

Next day

Classes next day were fairly normal. All our teachers were pro heroes. Profesor D came in and held a lecture during maths with ectoplasm. Our last class was hero foundational studies. I was talking to Momo and Tsuyu about today's classes when I heard booming footsteps. All of a sudden, the classroom door was blown off of its hinges.

"I AM HERE WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!" Said all might as he burst through the door. Everyone was in awe at his appearance. I'm not really in on all of the heroes. He was in his silver age costume. He took a stand on the podium and began to speak.

"Hello 1A. As you can see, I'm going to be your foundational hero studies teacher." He said as he flexed on the podium.

"Today we're going to be doing a combat exercise. But to be heroes you have to look the part." He said as he pointed towards the wall. He must've pressed a button under the podium because out of the wall popped 20 different briefcases.

"These are the hero costumes that you designed especially for yourself. Get dressed and meet me on training ground gamma." He said as he continued to point towards our briefcases. My briefcase was number 2 and Minas was number three. I grabbed my briefcase and made my way to the changing room. When there I opened it and gazed at perfection. In this briefcase was the best hero costume I'd ever seen, and I was the creator. I put it on as quickly as possible and made my way to the site. When I got there I first saw Aoyama and Iida talking about their costumes, both being clad in shining armour, Iida had a helmet to his suit and Aoyama didn't, that was the only difference. I also saw Momo and Mina talking about their costumes. I ran up to them and announced my presence. Mina and Momo looked up and beheld Me, In a hybrid of a 2 piece suit and a maid outfit. With a head dress and yellow aviators. Minas jaw dropped. Momo's too. They were speechless.

"YEAH!" I said as I flexed.

"Are you fucking serious? Fake tits." Mina said, lifting a finger and pointing to my chest.

"Yeah, I call them ballistic D-cups, they're bullet proof, and squishy." I said as I looked down to my pecs.

"Oh, my, fucking, god." Mina said. She walked slowly towards me, eyes fixed on my tiddies.

"Hey hey hey, my eyes are up here." I said teasingly.

"Yeah yeah." She said. As she got close she stretched out her hands and groped my left package.

"Oh shit, touchy are we?" I said as I raised my hands. Momo followed Mina's lead, so did Tsu, and Ochaco. I was surrounded by gropers. And I will admit, it was getting pretty uncomfortable. It was all broken by all might announcing today's exercise.

"We're going to be doing a heroes versus villains exercise. The teams will be chosen randomly along with team positions. The villains will be defending this paper mache bomb that they are alowed to place anywhere in the building. The heroes objective is to capture the objective by touching it. Alternatively both teams will be able to win by subduing the opposing team with given capture tape. Sounds good? God." All might said, reading 90% of the speech from a card in his hand. The teams were decided. I was with Izuku against Katsuki and Iida. I was standing outside the building with Izuku trying to make a plan with him. He told me that Katsuki probably was going to go after him cause they had some sorta love hate relationship. I was not going to let this slide. I was fast so if I really wanted I could probably run at like 20 mph into the bomb room and touch it like 40 seconds into the 15 minute match. He suggested we split up but I shot him down. I told him that I was going to support him as best I could in his scuffle with the bomber. He didn't argue back, and with a signal from all might, we headed in. I was walking just a few feet behind Izuku as we traversed the building. We were on the second floor in a particularly long hallway talking.

"Why do you want to be his friend? From how you describe it he sounds like a complete douchebag." I said, after he told me about how they were friends.

"Yeah He k-"

"DEKU!" A loud voice belonging to Bakugou yelled as he swung out from the corner. Izuku was turned to me, and didn't have enough time to react before he was socked by a grenade gauntlet-covered hand. He didn't stand a chance. Izuku was instantly knocked out cold by the punch. My mouth was agape at the sudden attack. I jumped backwards in surprise and composed myself.

"YEAH! FUCK YOU DEKU!" He said as he bent over Izuku's unconscious body.

"I'm still here man. And way to disrespect him jeez." I said as I assumed a fighting pose. Katsuki put capture tape on Izuku before going into the same pose.

"Bring it bich." I said, lifting my hand and waving him over. He rushed me, sending an explosion from his left hand. I activated my quirk to move forward and grab his arm, pulling him to the other side of the corridor and kicking him down to the floor. He was on the ground for only a second before releasing another explosion into the ground to get up faster. He fell right into my trap flying right into my index finger. He froze as I cocked back my arm and landed a devastating punch to his jaw. I directed the punch downwards so that he would be on the ground again. He managed to catch himself before hitting the ground, but he was still on his knees. I placed my heel to his cheek before pushing hard. His head was sent into the wall beside him and he was knocked out. He laid on his stomach and had a resting angry face.

"Holy shit bro… GET FUCKING WRECKED BITCH!" I yelled as I put capture tape around his wrists. That was the hard part of it done. As I walked past Izuku I took off my aviators and placed them on his eyes. It was going to help with the eventual headache when he woke up. I went up to the third floor to find Iida in the bomb room, monologueing. He was acting out some sort of script. I blitzed the room and touched the bomb before he could stop me.

"THE HERO TEAM WINS!" All might said over the intercom. I gave Iida a fistbump to say good game before I made myself out of the building. As I went outside 2 robots came with stretchers. As we came back to the monitor room All might went over our performances. What we did good and what we did bad and all that.

"Now class, who do you think was the MVP of this match?" All might asked us. Momo raised her hand eagerly. All might gave her the go ahead and she started talking.

"I believe that Bakugou was the mvp of the match. I presume that Izuku and Ckahte were talking and he heard it. He took advantage of the distraction caused by Ckahte." She said. I gave her a confused expression. Did she not just see me beat the shit out of him before playing the shit out of Iida. All might looked at me as if to ask if there was any flaws in her analogy. I raised my hand but didn't wait for all might to give me the clear.

"Uh, I'd like to add that I beat the ever living shit out of Bakugou, and if I was somebody else, anybody else, we wouldn't have taken that. Plus if Iida and Katsuki had roamed together or just stayed in the bomb room they could've taken us togeather. but that's just my hot take." I said as I put on my second pair of glasses.

"I see." All might said. "I was thinking sort of like that."

"Well, this is your last class. So you're free to go I guess." All might said.

"No, I think I'll stay here, and make smartass comments about Momo's fight." I said, crossing my arms.

The rest of the day was quite uneventful.

And that's it bois. Thank you for reading. Next part is coming soon.