Dio Brando vs Tanjiro Kamado
Dio was drinking a woman dry. This was his 35th after arriving in this town.
"Tch, Not enough!" Dio exclaimed as he crushed the corpse by stomping on it.
He fled to Japan to get away from the hamon warriors. But his body was disintegrated by Jojo so he took Jojo's body.
But he was still getting used to this new body. His healing wasn't at the best.
It took him 35 people's lives to get the healing over average of a vampire.
He walked outside the house he was resting. The town has been drained by him. There was no sign of life here.
"Hmph, I hate that how your body is refusing me Jojo." Dio muttered as he held his neck.
Dio was about to walk back in until... "Foosteps. There's someone coming here." Dio muttered.
"Whoever is making their way here is no civilian." Dio assumed.
'It must be a warrior of sorts.' Dio thought.
The person has arrived. He wore a checkered kimono, had red hair and a scar on his forehead.
He held a black katana in his hand.
"Welcome to my town!" Dio welcomed amusingly.
"Are you the demon responsible for this!?" Tanjiro exclaimed talking about the corpses.
"I am no demon. I am Dio, you shall address me as such monkey." Dio said.
'He's not a human but I don't smell a demon. He doesn't smell like a demon.' Tanjiro thought as he used the see-through world to see through Dio.
So far everything in Dio seemed normal except that there was some peculiar energy flowing through him.
Since Dio was shirtless, Tanjiro noticed the mark on his neck.
'Did someone try to behead him or was he beheaded before?' Tanjiro thought.
"How many lives have you taken?" Tanjiro asked.
'The bread joke won't work here.' Dio thought.
"How many grains of rice have you eaten in your life?" Dio asked pointing to his lips.
"DIO!" Tanjiro exclaimed in fury ready to swing.
'Nailed it.' Dio thought amused.
Tanjiro dashed at Dio while Dio just moved back a little wanting to see what he can do.
"Water Breathing First Form: Surface Slash!" Tanjiro exclaimed as he swung horizontally.
Dio was surprised seeing the water but he had to dodge. So Dio dodged the blow by moving near Tanjiro's blind side.
'Too slow, Checkmate!' Dio exclaimed as swung his left hand to decapitate him.
"Hinokami Kagura Raging Sun!" Tanjiro speed increased dramatically and used Raging Sun to send two horizontal slashes.
Dio wasn't expecting a speed power up. Dio's left hand got cut off by Tanjiro's Raging Sun.
"What!?" Dio was surprised. A hamon warrior in Japan!?
Tanjiro noticed his surprised expreasion and got ready to use another form.
'I need to get away from him or end this here right now...No how dare he cut our arm off? He will pay with his life!' Dio thought.
This time Dio attacked. He got closer to Tanjiro and swung his right leg at Tanjiro's waist.
"Hinokami Kagura Fake Rainbow!" Tanjiro exclaimed as he got kicked in the waist by Dio.
'Got him!' Dio was about to freeze him but then Tanjiro vanished.
"What!?" Dio exclaimed in confusion. That boy had more tricks up his sleeves than Jonathan!
"Got you!" Tanjiro exclaimed as Dio turned his head to see Taniro upside down with his fiery blade near his neck.
'SHIT!' Dio cursed and gritted his teeth in frustration. He just got Jonathan's body and this boy was just about to separate them.
'I refuse to give up' Dio thought. He still had heaven to achieve.
Tanjiro's blade was seamlessly going through Dio's neck while Dio looked at Tanjiro in despair...which is what many would think!
Tanjiro was the one trapped. He was the one in midair decapitating Dio in half a second...and in that half a second Tanjiro can't do anything else and that was an opening for Dio.
'Take this!' Dio thought as he fired his laser eyes. Tanjiro gasped in surprise.
His sword was halfway through Dio's neck and he was in mid-air. The lasers lasered through his neck similar to Jonathan.
Tanjiro fell down because his neck was damaged and he couldn't breathe.
The sword was still in Dio's neck. Dio slowly pulled the sword out. He looked down to see Tanjiro struggling to catch his breath.
"I'll give you this, you definitely caught me off guard and surprised me. You even cut off my arm" Dio said as he aimed his left hand at the cut off arm.
Suddenly, something like veins grew and reattached the arm. 'He reattached his arm? He's not a demon!?' Tanjiro thought.
"But do tell me, why did you try to go for my neck? That's not what you filthy hamon users do." Dio asked.
'Hamon users? He fights these hamon users?' Tanjiro thought.
"Oh right, you can't speak because you're weak." Dio said as crushed Tanjiro's sword in front of him.
"The last man I did this to were able to tell his wife to grab the baby and run away while fighting me." Dio said as Tanjiro tried to stand up.
"He blew up the ship I was on with holes in his neck." Dio said. He was really impressed by Jonathan and his wits.
"And you? You're just struggling there like a rat drowing in his own shit!" Dio exclaimed.
'No! This can't be the end! I need to cure Nezuko.' Tanjiro thought as he stood up while bleeding from his neck.
"Oh? What are you going to do?" Dio asked amused.
Suddenly Dio heard footsteps and before he could turn around, Something kicked him in the head.
"What!?" Dio exclaimed as her feet dug through his head. He looked at an angry Nezuko.
'Nezuko! She's here!' Tanjiro thought relieved but then Dio held her leg and suddenly they were turning into ice.
'What!? He has another ability!' Tanjiro thought.
"Mmph!" Nezuko exclaimed in surprise.
And in two seconds her entire body was frozen. "Hinjaku! Hinjaku!" Dio exclaimed as he swung his hand and shattered Nezuko.
Tanjiro was shocked. Tears were coming out of his eyes.
"You...Bastard!" Tanjiro exclaimed as dashed at Dio with nothing in his hand.
"I've seen enough from you, I am satisfied." Dio said as he dodged Tanjiro's punch and Dio impaled his fingers into his neck.
"Hmph. Tasty" Dio said as he sucked Tanjiro dry.
Dio Brando Wins!
There was nothing Tanjiro could do against the laser eyes other than dodge.
But Tanjiro's Setting Sun Transformation didn't allow him to do anything mid-air other than try to behead Dio and you know how all demon slayers put priority on beheading demons first.
Could Tanjiro dodge the laser in the first place? The same laser that split the skies? All Dio has to do is just look at him.
Even if Tanjiro did behead him, he would think Dio's done and try to leave which would leave another opening for Dio to exploit and kill him.
I mean Vampires like Dio and Straizo can just morph back again.
Because of that Tanjiro lost. As for Nezuko vs Dio...I don't see how Nezuko could survive the flash freeze. If she did than She's in pieces.
But now is time for round 2!
DIO vs Tanjiro Kamado
DIO was in his mansion in the middle of somsome jungle, shirtless (again) and reading a book.
"Come out of that mansion, you demon!" DIO heard someone exclaim.
He walked to the window to see a boy in a checkered haori, red hair and a black sword.
"Hmph." DIO smirked. More food.
'So this demon must be the upper two. I heard he lives in a mansion. This must be the one!' Tanjiro thought.
Then the door to the mansion opened and someone walked out.
He had blond hair, green lipstick, green nails, pack of muscles, earrings, hearts on him, golden pants and a black shirt.
'Is this like the demon version of Uzui?' Tanjiro wondered. He couldn't help but find similarities.
"So who are you?" DIO asked with one hand on his hip.
'This man...he doesn't smell like a demon nor a human.' Tanjiro thought.
"I am Tanjiro Kamado and I am here to kill your boss!" Tanjiro exclaimed as DIO was confused.
'Kill my boss? He's not after me but why would he kill anyone's boss? Must be an asshole' Dio thought.
"You arrived at the wrong address boy, I don't serve anyone." DIO said.
"Oh, really!? I'm so sorry sir" Tanjiro bowed to apologise.
'You don't think I'm lying? Just like Jojo.' DIO thought.
"But I thought he lives here. Have you heard of anyone named Doma, sir?" Tanjiro asked.
"That prick with rainbow eyes? Forced him to move away." DIO said.
"You...forced him to move away!?" Tanjiro exclaimed in shock. Someone moved the upper two!?
"Yes, is there any problem?" DIO asked.
"Well...where is he now?" Tanjiro asked.
"In hell probably. He can never hope to attain heaven like I." DIO said.
"Heaven?" Tanjiro asked confused.
"Yes, Heaven. Unlike all the other animals who only wish to survive, we wish to attain heaven. The winner is the one who will witness heaven." DIO said as Tanjiro was intrigued
'Attain Heaven? I don't think this guy is bad, he wants to go to heaven.' Tanjiro thought.
"Well sir, I'll be leaving now. Sorry for disturbing you" Tanjiro said as he bowed again.
DIO nodded as Tanjiro turned around and walked away.
'Eh, I'll let him go. I don't want to annoy Pucci with more corpses' DIO thought as he started walking back into his mansion.
Good Ending: No one fights (Tanjiro doesn't die)
"Actually sir..." Tanjiro said as DIO saw him again.
"Why is there smell of corpses coming from your mansion?" Tanjiro asked.
"That rainbow prick had some." DIO said.
"He absorbs people so there shouldn't be any corpses" Tanjiro said as he had his hands on his sword ready to unsheathe.
"Fine I have some too." DIO said as Tanjiro moved back a little bit amd got his sword out.
But Tanjiro was shocked to see the blade gone. Only the handle was there.
"What!?" Tanjiro was shocked. What happened to his sword.
"Muda Muda Muda Muda!" DIO exclaimed as Tanjiro tried to retreat.
"The World!" DIO exclaimed as time stopped.
"If you had just left than you would've lived." DIO sighed as he walked closer to Tanjiro.
"Die Tanjiro!" DIO exclaimed as The World donuted him.
"Hmph you don't even know that you're dead." DIO muttered as he moved back a little.
"Time will resume." DIO said as time resumed.
Tanjiro's body was launched into the wall. "Ack!" Tanjiro grunted in pain.
Tanjiro was bleeding out and died immediately from the hole in his chest.
"I know how that feels, a hole in your body." DIO said as he walked back into his mansion.
NVM, DIO wins!
There was no way Tanjiro was going to win this one.
I am going to bring DKT against DIO for round 3!
Demon King Tanjiro vs DIO
DIO was taking a stroll in the street. Nothing new. He was just checking out the technology.
His favourite was the automobile. He plans steal one.
Suddenly the building beside him collapsed. "Hm?" DIO looked on interest.
A figure came out from there. He had multiple whips on him and was snarling.
"This must a demon." DIO assumed as Tanjiro looked at him.
He immediately dashed at DIO. DIO was surprised by it's speed but was able to dodge his whips.
"The World!" DIO exclaimed as time stopped.
He got close to him as his stand prepared to pummel him.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" The World yelled as it pummelled him.
"Time will resume." DIO said as time resumed as Tanjiro was launched back all bloody.
But he healed instantly and charged at DIO. "What!?" DIO exclaimed in shock.
Tanjiro sent more whips at DIO. DIO dodged them except one. He caught it and used his flash freeze on it.
But to DIO's surprise, it unfreezed immediately as if it can control it's own temperature.
Tanjiro dashed at DIO again.
"Shit, The World!" DIO exclaimed as time stopped.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" The World yelled as it pummelled him.
"Time will resume!" DIO exclaimed as time resumed as Tanjiro was launched back again but this time he recovered even quicker and charged at DIO with his whips.
"Shit! Looks like I need to eliminate every cell you have!" DIO exclaimed as he charged at him.
DIO used his stand to dodge the whips and got close to Tanjiro.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!!" The World yelled as it tore off the whips.
"The World Stop Time!" DIO exclaimed before his whips could heal.
DIO took a deep breath and then threw all the punches he had at Tanjiro.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" The World exclaimed as it punched Tanjiro in the front everywhere..
"One second have passed" DIO muttered as his stand moved to Tanjiro's back.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" The World yelled as it pummelled Tanjiro in the back everywhere.
"Two seconds have passed."
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Three seconds have passed."
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Four seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Five seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Six seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Seven seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Eight seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Nine seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Ten seconds have passed"
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!"
"Eleven seconds have passed. Time will resume" DIO said as time resumed.
And what was Tanjiro ceased to be because he was pulverized instantly.
"Finally, you were a good punching bag for The World." DIO said trying to catch his breath. This was tiring.
DIO wins!
This was a close match. Now you're wondering how the hell DKT lose? He's fucking invincible.
I mean not really. He's as invincible as Muzan. Plus he's not all that smart.
Ubayashiki's explosion did severe damage to Muzan and sure if he had triple the explosives, Muzan would've died right there.
So what chance does DKT has against FTL punches and taking 11 seconds worth of those FTL punches when a big explosion deals very severe damage?
DIO barely took a few from Jotaro and he had holes in him.
And remember half a second of those FTL punches is a lot for people.
All DIO has to do is keep punching him from every direction for 11 seconds. Eventually he would pulverize every cell.
But this is not the end folks. IT'S TIME FOR ROUND FOUR!
Heaven Ascended DIO vs Demon King Tanjiro
DIO was walking in the street. He was wearing his godly clothes which attract some attention.
Then something tore through one of the buildings. It was Tanjiro. He was swinging his whips.
"That must be one of those demons..." DIO said observing Tanjiro.
Tanjiro set his eyes on DIO and dashed at him swinging his whips.
"How foolish!" DIO exclaimed as he dodged the whips with ease and got near Tanjiro.
"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" The World Over Heaven yelled as it pummelled Tanjiro to a pulp.
Tanjiro was launched back from that but his wounds healed instantly.
"Right I forgot they heal." DIO Mused as Tanjiro dashed at him again with his whips.
"However!" DIO exclaimed as he disappeared and reappeared near Tanjiro.
The World Over Heaven grabbed Tanjiro's skull while he was trying to whip the stand.
"Over Heaven!" DIO exclaimed as his stand overwrote the truth about Demon King Tanjiro.
Tanjiro stopped attacking and stayed limp. The World Over Heaven dropped him on the ground.
"So what is your name?" DIO asked.
"It is Tanjiro Kamado, Lord DIO." Tanjiro said. He was completely under DIO's influence.
Heaven Ascended DIO wins!
And that was the final round!
Honestly fucking Requiem and Tusk act 4 couldn't beat The World Over Heaven. (Technically they can as long as they don't touch his hands)
So what chance did DKT have at beating God?
Anyway next fight will be between, the Progenitor of the Breathing Techniques vs Creator of the Mask!
Yoriichi Tsugukini vs Kars!
Who do you think will win? Can Yoriichi beat base Kars?
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Wait there's another Dio...*sigh* Round Five...More like Tanjiro's 5th death...
OVA DIO vs Tanjiro
Tanjiro was peacefully walking on a bridge.
"I'll eat that meal that Zenitsu recommended..." Tanjiro said as he counted the yen in his hand.
Then suddenly there was a shadow over him. Tanjiro was alarmed. It had a suspicious smell.
He turned around and was shocked to see what it was. It was...
"AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU." DIO calmly offered the kind swordsman an oil tanker.
"AHHH" Tanjiro screamed in fear as DIO slammed the oil tanker on him.
The Oil Tanker exploded and Tanjiro died.
Muzan watched it all happen and saw DIO.
"Hmph" DIO smirked and vanished in front of his very eyes.
"Shit!" Muzan exclaimed and started running away.
But then there was also a shadow looming over him. He grew an eye in the back of his head to see what it was.
"AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU TOO" DIO offered Muzan an oil tanker as well.
"AHHHH!" Muzan screamed as DIO slammed the oil tanker on him.
The Oik Tanker exploded and Muzan died.
Oil Tanker solos!