Pokémon belongs to its creators.
Any other references are just references, I can't claim them either.
Knowledge of Pokémon and Xianxia (Chinese Fantasy) is somewhat recommended.
I am a shitty and a very lazy writer, but I still proofread and execute grammar checks. Not well, but it's more effort than some people around here.
[Rank {Creation Realm} has been surpassed. You have entered the final rank of cultivation. As the first one and only so far to have ever achieved this status, you have the right to leave an imprint into this level of existence. What do you wish to call this?]
Hmmm. It's finally over? I have reached the end. Then, why do I feel so empty? In 1000 years I have accomplished what no immortal with billions of years of life experiences can even dream of edging close too. Yet I feel so empty, after all the betrayals, all the deaths, and all those tears, this is all that is left? This emptiness? Fuck this bullshit! Not once in my lifetime have I ever experienced love or respite. Cultivation worlds are painful bullshit. Even my birth mother planned to use me like a fucking cannibalistic steroid. That whore went around fucking powerful people, killing them, having kids, then stealing the offspring's' potential and talent. I was just another power boost to her, and as an immortal, there is literally no one stopping her from such actions for eternity, if not for me.
If I wasn't a reincarnate, one who was just barely smart enough to reverse the technique by taking advantage of her complacency. She would have continued her dark rampage for power. Never to realize her actions would only lead to a reliance on the abilities of others. A roadblock to godhood. Yet no one cares about shit in a cultivation universe, it's just dog eat dog with an abundance of techniques that promote such violence. Or you cultivate yourself in a room for the next thousand years. Which also cultivates insanity due to solitude and a lack of social interactions.
No one ever bothered to ask if it is worth it?
"Well, a long life span is a great and desirable thing to have! To enjoy life for eternity with unrivaled strength is the end goal!" Some may say.
Yet, if you live for 10,000 years, and you spend 90 percent of it cooped up in some spiritual cave, are you truly even living life to the fullest? Even immortals with an endless life span only spend their eternal life by killing for cultivation, or meditating for cultivation. It never ends, until now I guess.
Though I was the same in a way. I indulged heavily into this world relishing in the carnage for a large amount of time. Not any more. Now I am just so fucking tired, and bit thankful that this is all over.
[Rank {Creation Realm} has been surpassed. You have entered the final and ultimate level of cultivation. As the first and only one so far to have ever achieved this status, you have the right to leave an imprint into this level of existence. What do you wish to call this?]
Ah, yes. The technique I created to replicate a "System/Game'' stat screen. A high level compound collective analysis technique that also works to remind you what you are capable of and what your limits are. Nothing all too special, basically just a semi-sentient personal assistant. Even without it, I can manually leave an imprint on this level of existence. Hmm, let's call it Zenith, for this is the end. At least for this realm.
[Rank name {Zenith} established
Current stats of Over Lord God Emperor
Rank: Zenith (Max)
Strength - 1MU (Capable of destroying an entire multiverse with one punch)
Speed - 1MU (Capable of moving anywhere within a multiverse with one step)
Durability - 1MU (Capable of tanking an entire multiverse collapsing on you with out a single scratch)
Techniques:
Master of Creation and Destruction
Nigh Eternal
Infinite Energy
Boundless Potential
Abyssal Soul
Absolute Insight
(Plus hundreds more lesser techniques, yet those are inconsequential. Do you wish to see them?)]
Damn, I almost forgot about that stupid title given to me by my enemies. Just because I never claimed a new name, doesn't mean you can just label me with such a cringe ass title.
Anyways. What exactly should I do now? I do feel a great desire to relax and take a break, that is something, but how? I could create my own multiverse, it would just be another shitty cultivation world since my strength came from cultivation. Sure I can change up the rules however I want, but the fundamental idea has to be the same. Go back to earth? Live a normal and healthy life? Finally deal with my insane trust issues, find love and get married? No, I don't quite feel ready to burden a woman with 1,000 years of trust issues just yet. Though, I don't mind raising children. So, should I just adopt then? Adopt what from where. This line of thinking seems a bit off, but it is clear that I wish to give something some love, affection, and attention. Raise something to their full potential, while relaxing. Though I don't believe I a ready to guide a human like sentience.
Hmmm, what was that one show I used to watch in my first life? Pokémon? Yes, that could work. I can relax, and train some Pokémon. I will treat them like my own children, and train them like a teacher would a close student. Push them to their limits and beyond, just as their instincts desire, all while I take a back seat from all the action. My course has been set.
"Space Splicer!" Using a technique to rend space I leave the Realm of cultivation. Normally, this is only a technique to create portals to a place you have been before through visualization, but when it is used by a Zenith Rank being such as myself, I can even go to places I have never been to. Though the energy consumption of such a thing, while enormous before, is colossal now. Nevertheless, I think I can manage with my bottomless amounts of energy.
As I entered the rift, I did notice something was quite different now with the technique. Space Splicer normally just connects two instances of space through a tear, going through the tear would instantly take you to an envisioned and acquainted area like a portal. but there was a pure white abyss of empty space inside the tear now, with a small black spark of light somewhere far away.
"Wait, this... This is a place of no reality? Neat." A place of absence from all things, a blank white canvas where neither space or time can exist. Though I noticed my presence was already tainting the area. As a being of absolute "something", being here is destroying this canvas of nothing. As wisps of my flesh and energy gets pulled off my body, I can see big bangs and countless universes being created from it. "I should leave before all of this collapses," I think out loud. There was no point in worrying about my eroding body, as I was healing faster than the corrosion could eat away at me. Eventually, I swiftly arrive at the other end and go into the dark rift.
[Warning entering a new area. The laws of the realm here are different, borrowing Absolute Insight to scan and record the surroundings and how it has affected you as you absorb and adapt to it.]
Nice. I truly do love this technique, such a nice little assistant. While I could do this all manually, I don't need too! It's oddly humble too as it put it's name down as an inconsequential technique. You can make yourself more important you know?
[Scan complete. New status according to the Pokémon Realm established.
Name: Unknown
Species: Transcended Human
Type: Normal/Fighting
Nature: Unknown
Level: Error
HP: 0
Att: 0
Def: 0
S-Att: 0
S-Def: 0
Speed: 0
First Ability: Beyond Human
-While you can not be captured by any pokeball like a human, you have evolved beyond that of humanity. As a result you are treated partially like a Pokémon, obtaining only the best of both worlds. This ability is unique to you and can not be replicated.
Second Ability: True Divinity
-You are normally affected by all types, nothing is super effective. You are able to learn any move.
Third Ability: All Encompassing
-You can add or ignore the effects of any ability you have interacted with. Add the effects of; X. Ignore the effects of; X.
Move List:
N/A]
Well, this is a riot. It seems my presence broke this multiverse's fundamental rules on gauging your strength. Hmmm, it also seems that Arceus has yet to notice my existence. So, I was able to enter into this world without anyone noticing, nice.
I immediately go to this universe's main world and arrive at a forest. I take a deep breath, enjoying the new environment. Taking in the sights, occasionally spotting Pokémon moving around in the area.
"Hmm, now I need a Poké Ball, right? Then, let me see if I can gather a bunch of the lost items in the surroundings." I had spoken out. Using my mental prowess, I scanned the surrounding area and found 17 unused Poké Balls, I then telekinetically brought them to me. I also found two gold nuggets, and even a Poké Dex. Though I probably can't keep that last item, best return it. This world also prefers such kindness afterall.
However the oddest thing I found during my mental glance around was a young Alolan Vulpix (if I remember correctly) crying in the distance. I noticed that I had not arrived on to an island nation, so to see this creature here out of its natural habitat, stunk of malpractice.
I slowly made my way over to the young beast, while pulling out some food and water from my storage ring.
Though some Mountain Chilled Dew and Fabled Peach of Vitality would probably be overwhelming for the fox. It might die from energy overload. However, I don't have anything more normal in there.
Fuck. Wait! I literally have power over creation and destruction. Why am I even bothering with this? Putting everything away, I go up to the three tailed white fox and offer a bowl of ordinary water.
Ordinary, a word once so foreign to my tongue.
The fox was initially fearful, but its desire for hydration probably won over as it began lapping up the water. While it was drinking, I attempted to pet it. The fox flinched at first, but nostalgia seemed kick in for it as it reluctantly relished the touch in sorrow.
It was clearly abandoned. Or at the very least, cut off from its original trainer.
"Young one. What ails you?" I asked, my voice filled with exotic energy, translating my intent. While Pokémon can understand humans, no one would understand my current native tongue.
"Vul, Vulpix Vulpix..." (My sister said I was weak. That I wasn't cool enough, and she left me here. I looked and looked for her, but I was lost. I want to say sorry, and that I will try to be cooler. I miss her, and I miss my mother.) The little vulpine pours out her woes, yet it looked as though it's words would not be understood.
"That is indeed displeasing and quite disheartening. How long were you out here for young one?"
"Vul!? Vulpix." (You can understand me?! Um, two suns rises, I mean two days.)
"That is a long time to be out and alone. If you want, I can find where your sister is, and your mother too if she is with her. Do you still wish to see them?"
"Pix!" (Yes!)
"Alright then." I scooped up the fox as I gave it a few berries to eat. Slowly making my way out the forest and into a nearby town. I slowly trace the temporal signature that leads to the last person that was in contact with this cute creature. My search led me to a small house where I could feel a amount of anger and sorrow trapped inside it. A hefty scolding was at play, probably not for the first time either. I knocked on the door, the voices stopped.
The door opened and a tanned woman in her 30's with an angry look came about. A look that quickly shifted into pure genuine affection and joy as the vulpine leapt off my arms into hers.
"VUL!" (MOTHER!)
"Fable! Oh sweetie! You're safe and sound!" The lady exclaimed as she smothers the young fox in her chest.
"It seems that my guess on its abandonment was incorrect and a poor assumption. Was it just lost?"
"No, you were right on it being abandoned, just not be me, but by my stupid daughter!"
"Oh, that makes quite a lot of sense. A shame really, such a cute little fox would probably have been a joy to train."
"Darn right she would! Ah, where are my manners! You must be really hot with all those layers of clothing, and such long black hair! Please come in for a moment."
Well, I still am dressed in my cultivator robes. They were very nice clothes made using the hairs of a 10000 year old eastern dragon's beard silk. Good and comfortable stuff. Plus, when you are used to a certain style of clothing, you would rather not dress any other way. Humans are creatures of habit.
What about my hair? I simply don't care too much about its length, and a cultivator's hair is not weak enough to need external care. Only when it is a nuisance do I even bother to cut it.
As I head inside and sit down on their couch, I see the devil of a child who left their mother's Pokémon out in the forest sitting in time out corner. Checking into her psychology, I confirm that she isn't a sociopath or the likes, just a dumb ass who fell to peer pressure. She was spurred on by some of the other kids saying that her Alolan version of Vulpix is not as cool or as strong as the usual variant.
It was just a light tease though. No harm was done, and the kids were correct to a degree, as a normal Vulpix's fire attribute would make it super effective against the Alolan version. Yet her weak mind decides to abandon the Pokémon she grew up with, rather than just asking her mother to get a fire type Vulpix.
Something that her mother already planned to do.
"I can't thank you enough for this, she was given to me by my father in Alola who does research on the differences between the Vulpixs and Ninetails from over there and here. This one was born as a result of breeding the two variations in Alola."
"I see, so you came here to catch some more? Why can't he send someone else to do so?"
"Oh, no. I came here to live a new life! My husband became a gym leader here in his home region. Catching and sending Vulpixs over to alola is just a small favor for my father."
"I see, very interesting, and a sensible way to save some cash. So, what is the research exactly about?"
"That's a bit confidential, sorry."
"No problem what so ever!" I placate. We then go on to talk a bit about ourselves, though she seems to question my mind set and moral compass. It was obvious that I was being tested, though not maliciously. Once she looked satisfied with what she had heard and learned, she brought up something specific.
"You know, I did wish to give you something for bringing back Fable." While much of our conversation was in her living room, the mother had gone off and came back with an egg. "You said you would have liked to train a Vulpix? Well, this is another egg bred between the opposing Ninetails. Originally meant for my daughter, but I don't think she is ready for a Pokémon just yet."
"Oh!? Are you sure I could take this, your daughter had only wished to be praised due to a lack of maturity."
"Well, she wished to earn praise at the expense of another. That's just not worth it." So many cultivators would disagree, "so it's fine, just take it. I believe this one will be more than fine under your care."
"Well, let me at least give you a small gift in return."
"No need, bringing Fable back was the reason for this, after all. If you give me something, we are back at square one!"
"Madam, it is but a parting gift for your great hospitality! I must insist!" After a few back and fourth's, bickering like two asians haggling over fish, she finally relented.
I stick my hand into my loose sleeve and as if by magic, pull out a small box. "As you have brought fortune on to me, I shall wish fortune on to you. This is but a small jade necklace that is inscribed with a fortune talisman!" I hand it out in an extravagant fashion. Only to remember once again that this was not the cultivation world. My gift would be of no value to this woman. I just made myself look like a mad man with supernatural beliefs.
Though ghosts and psychics exist. So I'm not too weird, right? Right? Right?!
"Ehe... Ah, like a Fortune Incense! Haha… Sure, I'll keep it and, and put it around... Around Fable!" What an angel, she swiftly saves me from my own embarrassment. If she was the young mistress of a powerful sect, she would have just smacked my hands and shrieked at me for being a stupid and ignorant fool while spiting on my face or something.
Fuck, I am so happy I left that garbage realm.
"Vulpix? Pix! Pix." (Really? For me! Yay, thank you so much! Please take good care of my other sibling.)
Well at least the young one enjoys the gift, "I will be sure to do so young one. Also, take good care of Fable. She views you and your daughter as direct family, like mother and sister."
"Vulpix!" (Of course I do!) The feisty fox voices her support in my statement.
"What?" These words along with such an intense confirmation shocked the lady and her human daughter, who begins to tear up with regret and sorrow. She just might have learned her lesson.
"I, that's, wonderful!" She once again pat's the white fox before she continues, "I will be sure that this never happens again. You are not a psychic, aren't you?"
"Something similar at the very least."
"Ah, if you had delved into my mind. Please keep my father's research a secret."
"No need to worry, I never delved into your mind. Also, thank you Madam Karly, I greatly enjoyed your hospitality. It has been a long time since I have witnessed such genuine gratitude and kindness. It was truly refreshing."
"Thank you, do visit again when you can!" I nod and get up to take my leave, while studying the egg in the mean time.
[Egg
Species: Alolan Vulpix
Nature: Unknown
Ability Chances: Snow Cloak (80%), Snow Warning (18), Drought (2%), Flash Fire (0%)
Moves: Heat Wave, Ice Beam, Extrasensory, Hex]
Well, this is certainly interesting. I think I know what they are trying to do with their research. An Alolan Vulpix with Flash Fire, that sounds very interesting. Though it seems such an outcome is impossible. Yet if I…
Whatever, let's do it then, "Let's twist the laws of heaven and earth. May dreams become the truth, and the truth becomes a forgotten dream." I quote one of my old yet more honorable rival. Using my power over reality and creation, I warped the fate of the egg.
[Egg
Species: Alolan Vulpix
Nature: Unknown
Ability Chances: Snow Cloak (0%), Snow Warning (2%), Drought (18%), Flash Fire (80%)
Moves: Heat Wave, Ice Beam, Extrasensory, Hex]
Let's see what we get. If I am unlucky? It is what it is.
A/N:
Neat Knowledge: Flash fire Alolan Ninetails is something I had planed to do in another fic, but it works here too. Also, I got this idea from a glitch in sword and shield that gave a normal Ninetails the Alolan version's skin, making it look like a frosty Ninetails with flash fire.
Anyways, got bored, had this floating in my head. Sounded like a fun time to write about this.
Then I started to go into the math behind this. I now actually know the formula of how a Pokémon's stat is calculated. Then made a whole spread sheet on it.
Why do I always overdo things?
Side note, while the main character could control probability and make flash fire a 100 percent possibility, he would rather not. He is here to relax, and be nice, and not be a try hard.