*Besides the recap, italicized words are spoken in French.*
Previously on Birds of a Feather:
When the purr of a sleek black Bugatti Chiron made its way down Sam Uley's driveway, no one could've expected what happened next.
Absolutely no one could've expected to see Isabella Swan step out of a 2.5 million dollar car looking completely drop-dead gorgeous. Absolutely no one could've expected a 5'10 blonde bombshell to step out and join her. Samuel Uley was absolutely not prepared.
Isabella fucking Swan was getting married to a woman.
"Hello Everyone, I'd like you all to meet my fiancé, Fleur Delacour."
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"Bonsoir, tribe of La Push! I am Fleur Delacour of ze French Delacours."
The entire party had fallen silent. Not a single word was uttered. Every conversation had ceased and all eyes were locked on the two beautifully captivating women standing at the edge of the Uley yard.
Keeping her eyes forward, the stunning blond turned her head slightly to say to the striking brunette in French, "Have they never seen a French woman before?"
Also keeping her eyes forward, the striking brunette turned her head slightly to reply to the stunning blonde in French, "I think they're shocked because you're a woman not because you're French, honey."
"Ah. They are, how you say, homophobic? I did not think Americans were, how you call them, prudes?"
"Uh, no. At least I don't think so sweetheart. I mean, there are way too many shirtless men gathered in one place. There has to be at least a few who are gay."
"Oui."
"We're not gay!" blurted Seth.
"Ah, you speak French?" asked Fleur with a soft smile.
"Really, we're not gay!" resounded Seth. He was swiftly taking on the resemblance of a tomato.
"As you've said. Clearly, ve vould not judge if you vere," said Fleur.
Charlie Swan finally located his balls, grabbed his wife's hand, and quickly began walking to his daughter and his future daughter-in-law.
Spotting the tall mustached man and the shorter tanned woman, Fleur raised her arms in welcome and cried, "Monsieur Swan! Madame Clearwater! It is vonderful to see you!".
Charlie did not hesitate to wrap his future daughter-in-law in a big ol hug.
"Fleur, glad you can make it!"
Turning to his actual daughter, Charlie wrapped his beefy arms around his petite little bells and proceeded to swing her around in a circle.
"DAAAAAD! Let me down before I hurl!" Bella yelled.
Charlie conceded and began to gently lower his daughter to the ground. He kept his hands on her shoulder until she found her equilibrium.
"Dad. Good to see you. I'd prefer if you'd not try your best to make me barf on sight. That would just be lovely." Bella said in a mocking tone.
"Bells, you're sounding more and more French every day."
Bella ignored Charlie. Turning to Sue, Bella leaped forward and wrapped her short arms around the delightful lady in front of her.
"It's good to see you, Sue"
"It's good to see you too, Bella"
Keeping her arms around Bella, Sue peeked over her daughter-in-law's shoulder and said, "Fleur you're looking as charming as ever."
"Madame Clearwater, flattery vill get you everyvhere." Fleur joked.
Bella pulled away from Sue and stepped back to clutch onto her fiance's hand. The two women's hands intertwined and they simultaneously turned to gaze into each other's eyes with a smile on their faces.
Breaking their love-filled gaze, Bella turned back to the group of stunned people, raised their joined hands, and bellowed, "Uhhh, I'm back and I'm getting married!"
The party was still silent. Everyone was still too stunned to respond.
Suddenly, the sound of Quil's boisterous laughter rippled through the air. "Holy. Fucking. Shit. Bella Swan is marrying a chick!"
The thwack of Old Quil's cane as it hit Quil on the head, finally broke the silence that had suffocated the party. "Language, boy!" scolded Old Quil.
Immediately, Seth and a few of his friends that Bella did not recognize, made their way over to the bewitching pair. Charlie and Sue turned back to the party and began addressing the rushed whispers of some of the older tribal members.
Proffering his hand for a shake, Seth said "Bella! Great to finally meet you. You're practically a legend around these parts. Half of these guys didn't believe you existed. They thought Charlie was just making you up. I'm Seth, your new brother!"
After shaking Bella's hand, Seth quickly turned to Fleur and repeated the gesture. "And you! You're totally not what we expected. We didn't really know what to expect, but let me tell ya, you weren't it. It's great to meet you nonetheless. We're gonna be family!"
Fleur shook his proffered hand and gave him a dazzling smile. Seth swooned. "Monsieur Seth Clearwater! Ve vill be family, yes? Please call me Fleur. I shall endeavor to call you Seth."
Seth beamed at this. A clearing of the throat could be heard from behind Seth. Seth turned his head around and blushed before turning back.
"Ah, sorry guys. Bella, Fleur, I'd like to introduce you to my best friends, Brady Fuller and Collin Little Sea."
Both women softly inclined their heads. Fleur took it a step further and added a graceful curtsy.
"Howdy," Bella said.
"Bonjour," Fleur followed.
Both boys were too nervous to speak. They blushed like fire hydrants and finally coughed up something that sounded like a "Hi." Bella swore she heard one of the boy's voices crack.
Seth lightly grabbed the hand Bella wasn't holding on to Fleur with and guided the two females to the corner of the yard where his pack stood.
Bella immediately zeroed in on Sam's intimidating form.
Bringing them both forward to stand in front of the La Push Alpha, Bella began, "Sam. It's great to see you. You look well. Thanks for having us and letting Sue host the party here. That was really nice of you."
Bella said with a pause before continuing, "Uh I never got the chance to say this, but thank you for finding me that night. Dying of hypothermia would've really sucked. Plus, I would've never been able to meet this lovely creature. So, yeah, uhh thanks, Sam."
Sam simply nodded and gave her a soft smile in response. Fleur on the other hand squealed.
Dropping her fiance's hand, Fleur rushed forward to give Sam a quick kiss on both of his cheeks. "You are Sam! Za one who saved my little Belle! Oh mes étoiles (Oh my stars)! I owe you a zousand debts! Wizout you, I vould ave never met my little Belle."
Sam tried his best to hide his embarrassment, but his blush was making it very apparent to the surrounding guests. A feminine throat clearing could be heard from a smaller native woman standing behind Sam.
Fleur noticed the woman and perked up. A smile lit up her face. Fleur rushed to the scarred woman and did not hesitate to do the same as she did to Sam. Smacking two quick kisses to her scarred cheeks, Fleur ecstatically said, "Ah! And you! You must be Monsieur Sam's Madame! I also owe you a zousand debts! The voman who stands za man who saved my Belle is deserving of my, how you say, appreciation for keeping him happy and whole."
Emily's jaw dropped.
Noticing that the surrounding bystanders were again struck silent, Fleur crinkled her eyebrows and turn to Bella and asked, "Did I say zomething wrong? English is far too confusing."
Bella smirked before replying, "No honey, I think they're just shocked. Americans don't kiss each other like that remember? You're fine, love. They get it. They'll snap out of it soon enough."
"Are you sure they're not prudes? He blushes from a kiss on the cheek!" said Fleur.
A lascivious expression then crossed Fleur's face.
She ran her hand gently down Bella's arm before purring, "No wonder you were a virgin when we met. Absolutely ripe for the taking. Hmmmmm delicious. I want another taste right now."
Bella responded with a wink.
Forgotten in the background, Seth choked on the drink in his hand. He slammed his fist onto his chest multiple times to dispel the liquid trapped in his lungs. Brady was also slapping Seth's back in hopes of freeing Seth's lungs.
Remembering that Seth spoke French, Bella turned to her new brother, chuckled, and smirked.
"You'll get used to it," Bella said. "Fleur can be quite… bold." she continued with a laugh.
Seth was now a full-blown tomato. Plump and ready to be turned into marinara.
Brady and Collin, clearly curious, leaned over and whispered, "Bro, what did she say?"
Seth simply shook his head. He didn't know if he could say it out loud. He didn't know if he could even look at the girls in the face anymore.
Bella, clearly sensing the tension in the air, loudly clapped her hand, looked around, and said, "Soooooo, guys, clearly there are some new faces. Wanna come over and introduce yourselves? We promise we don't bite." Bella was smirking at the last sentence.
"Speak for yourself, darling. You know I bite, little belle" Fleur purred.
The eyes in the crowd widened.
Turning to her sexy fiance, "You're right. Americans are prudes. Save it for later, love."
Fleur simply hummed in response but kept her eyes locked on her fiance's shapely breasts. That dress does wonders for her tits. Mmmmmm I want a lick. Fleur thought to herself.
When two pack members walked up to the girls, Fleur snapped straight and smiled. She was clearly caught staring at Bella's breasts, but she didn't seem embarrassed by it.
Reaching out to place a kiss on Fleur's hand, the shorter, (this is relative, of course, they were all a minimum of 6'0) yet more muscular man said, "Hello Fleur, this guy next to me is Embry Call. I am the very handsome Quil Ateara the fifth. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You and Bella both look enchanting if I do say so myself."
Fleur grinned. She slowly pulled her hand out of Quil's and teasingly ran her fingers up his arm until she reached the crease of his elbow. She tantalizingly began caressing his skin and then mischievously replied, "I promise you, Quil Ateara za fifth, it is all my pleazure."
Quil could only gape at the buxom blonde. If this was a cartoon, he'd have drool waterfalling out of his mouth.
Bella broke out into giggles. "Fleur! You can't do that to them. They'll burst into flames! Oh god, the look on his face!"
Fleur giggled in return. "I can not help it, my love. They make it so easy. They're all just so cute. Should we take one home with us, hmmm? I'll let you pick which one. I know you've always wanted a pet. I'll even let it sleep on the bed with us. I'd love to watch as a big and strong man had his wicked ways with you. And when you're crying for him to stop because you've had one too many orgasms, I'd push him away a lick your sweet cunt until you came again. You'd be screaming in ecstasy, but it will always be my name on your soft lips as you reach your pleasure. "
Seth was one second away from exploding. He was sporting a raging boner and he felt completely exposed being so aroused in front of his pack mates. He spluttered a semblance of an excuse to extract himself and made a beeline to the bathroom to get away from the two very naughty vixens.
Bella and Fleur shared a devilish smile before suddenly bursting out into laughter. They were clutching onto one another to prevent each other from falling over.
This party was going to be so much fun!