Chapter 1: Welcome to hell
Kruno Fulcire smiled as he arrived to the gates of hell. He smiled as he saw the open bar filled with a variety of drinks. With all of the scientists and engineers that were condemned in hell, there was tons of air-conditioning in this ghastly place.
Well, at least I won't have to shovel snow during the wintertime, Kruno thought to himself as he smiled in hell.
Hell was a lot cooler that Kruno thought it would be. With the way that Tsion Ben-Judah and the other believers had described this place, Kruno would have thought it would have been a droll place with misery. But now, Kruno was loving it.
Kruno smiled to himself as he laid down in his rocking chair next to the lava. The lava didn't bother him in the slightest, thanks to the air-conditioning that the scientists in hell had installed. Finally, an eternity of freedom away from the annoying Christians. Kruno wanted to wipe the planet clean of those creatures.
No one will ever say that they'll pray for me ever again, Fulcire thought. Hell never sounded so appealing when described that way.
Kruno sat in his chair, continuing to drink. If this was what he had to do for all eternity, then this may not actually be all that bad. Who was he kidding, this was great.
Kruno wondered if he would see any other Global Community officials that had also been sent to hell. It was going to be fun, partying with the demons for all eternity.
Satan should be proud, Fulcire thought. I killed many of God's people and brought many people to the devil's side of thinking. I did Satan a favor.
Even the internet in hell was satisfying. Kruno's wi-fi seemed to connect properly. His IP address couldn't even be traced. This was perfect.
Kruno was enjoying the free rock concerts that were taking place in hell every night. This was a dream come true. Who wouldn't want to go to hell?
Only those annoying Bible thumpers, Fulcire thought. Well, I'll never see them again for all eternity, and that is something I'm more than thankful for.
Kruno smiled and continued resting in his chair.