Storm Sente was in England as always when he went onto Twitter. He went onto his favorite news source to check on today's news and this is what he read.

"Qween Ewizabeth is weally sick uwu," said the Twitter.

"Holy shit the Queen's been murdered!" said Storm. He had to do something. So he pulled out his cell phone (an example of modern technology) and called the only man who could solve this.

"John Phoenix get over here!" said Storm.

"I'm already here," said John Phoenix and he was!

"Okay let's go!"

Storm and John Phoenix went to the Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen.

"STOP!" yelled the guards.

"No," said John Phoenix. And he said it with such unwavering confidence the guards fell on their asses!

They went inside and the Queen was in bed, she was really sick!

John Phoenix snapped a photo of her as evidence. And he also posted it on Twitter saying "The Queen is dying! Retweet to make her die faster!"

"Queen what happened?" said Storm.

"I'm sick, and I'm sick because of-" the Queen died.

"Shit we were too late," said Storm. "But that does not mean we can't find the truth.

John Phoenix examined the table and found a bottle of pills labeled "sleeping pills."

But he thought they were suspicious, so he took one of them out and put it in his mouth.

"HACK!" John Phoenix coughed up blood!

"John Phoenix NO! Everyone help John Phoenix is dying!" screamed Storm and everyone immediately stopped worrying about the Queen and looked at John Phoenix who still had blood leaking out of his mouth.

"Don't worry guys, I'm immune to poison," said John Phoenix and he wiped his mouth. "But this confirms my theory: the queen didn't die naturally, she was MURDERED!"

"No!" said the new King. "The queen doesn't have blood spilling out of her mouth!"

"That's where you're wrong," smirked John Phoenix. And then John Phoenix pointed at the Queen's bed, hoping to point out that there was in fact blood on her mouth.

But the corpse was gone!

John Phoenix looked around and noticed the window was open!

"Curses! The culprit must have thrown the corpse out the window while we were distracted by John Phoenix's condition," said Storm.

"HA HA HA HA!" laughed the King. "Guess you can't prove she was murdered get FUCKED John Phoenix."

Everyone glared at the King suspiciously.

"Why are you happy about this King?" said John Phoenix with a bloody smirk.

"Oh, that's because, um, well I, ah, uhhhh..." the King shuffled around nervously.

"It's because YOU were the one that murdered her!"

"I TOLD YOU SHE WASN'T POISONED!" shouted the guard.

"Yes she was and I can prove it," said John Phoenix and he presented the photo he took of the dying Queen.

"Look! There's blood on her mouth so she WAS poisoned!" said John Phoenix.

"And by using my enhanced powers of thinking, that makes you the culprit for denying it was ever there!" said Storm.

"NOOOOO!" shouted the King and he was beheaded by John Phoenix.