Chapter 1- A new world

This is my first story.

In this story Sasuke is killed in the final battle against Naruto. Due to dying with so many regrets,he wishes to be someone else. In his last moments Kami grants his wish and sends him in a world full of horny gods, demigods with too much energy for his taste , weird advanced technology and a titan that is raising him.

Slightly OOC non avenger Sasuke since Rea won't allow him to be an asshole. He still will have that uchiha arrogance though.

-Valley of the end-

Two men rushed at eachother,both battered and beaten as they decided that now they would end it all. One was a blond boy with shining blue eyes that radiated warmth while the other was a black haired boy with crimson eyes. If one were to feel the boy's emotions,they would be confused. Because now in this final attack against one he considered a brother?

"Chidori!"

This boy- no.. young man who was filled with hatred and despair...

"Rasengan!"

As he saw his brother in all but blood head torwards him...this young man felt only one emotion. Regret. He felt regret at living the life of an avenger. He felt regret at hating his brother. And now? As his chidori clashed with his friend's attack, he felt regret that he wouldnt be able to apologize to Sakura. His other team-mate and the second biggest thing he regretted, first being the death of his brother. The girl had loved him since they were little and yet he always ignored her.

"Heh. To think it would take this to finally see the truth.I wish I could make it better and start anew."

The last thing the young man heard was his name being called.

"SASUKEEEE!"

Boom!

As the attacks clashed, they exploded. Leaving nothing but a torn piece of orange cloth and a scratched headband behind.

The brothers were once again dead

-Unkown Location-

drip...

drip...

drip...

Darkness.

Darkness was all that surrounded him. Looking underneath him, he could see his reflection from the liquid surface he was on.

"Well hell isn't quite what I expected."

Sasuke looked around again,taking any little detail, before a melodic giggle interrupted his observation.

"Wow Sasuke-kun! Quite the life you had huh?"

Before him stood what many would consider the peak of beauty in human form. A woman with a great hourglass figure and very big...assets- "No being a pervert to a potential diety!" he quickly shook his head as he observed the bubbly girl with light blonde hair.

"I am...sorry? Do I know you..?" He asked, very much unsure of how he should act and still getting over the fact he is dead.

"Oh but of course! I am Kami! Now! I heard your final wish...do you think you are up for it?" The bubbly girl got a serious air around her as her pressure pushed the sharingan holder to his knees. Soon it stopped and the young man got up.

"Huh?" was Sasuke's intelligent answer as he stared blankly at the godess who rubed the bacl of her head uncomfortably.

"I mean..are you sure you want to be revived? Since you saved the world,your misdeeds can be forgiven, so I will allow you a chance." Sasuke seemed about to accept but she quickly cut him off. "However! We are not allowed to revive someone back in this world. So you will start anew in a new world."

Sasuke slowly nodded as he processed everything. Having one final question and wish, the sharingan user asked a final question.

"Can I hold my chakra and eyes?"

Kami seemed strangely calm and smiled as she looked at him.

'"What will you do with it?"

This time the answer was faster than a second as he looked up with determination.

"To protect those close to me."

The blonde bombshell smiled more at the answer and then nodded,a sound of a portal opening following soon after.

"Good. Now in the name of Kami, tell me your name!"

Sasuke smiled softly as his EMS spinned.

"I am Sasuke Uchiha."

"Farewell then my champion."

:And as Sasuke walked through the portal,kami raised her hand and said:

"Let there be light!"

And what a beautiful light It would shine.

-New York,Earth-

Sasuke blinked.

Then he blinked again.

Sasuke had seen and experienced many things. Fighting a pedophelic snake? Check. Fighting and nearly killing his best friend who happens to hold a demon inside him? Check. Fighting a madman who wants to put the world in an infinite dream because he lost his girlfriend? Weirdly specific but check. Yet this was the last thing sasuke had expected to experience. Worst part? He couldn't even voice his complaints. Now you might ask what has flustered the great uchiha so much.

Well...he was a baby.

"You know? I feel she didn't tell me this on purpose." He silently grumbled in his head along with several curses that would remind one of a certain hyperactive blond.

He looked above at his new parents and immediately got on guard. One was a black haired man with quite the beard. He was wearing a blue striped shirt and had the most peculiar of eyes. They were bright and shining as if they were made out of electricity. An electric blue he had seen only once before. These eyes though held thousands upon thousands of years of wisdom as well as many regrets,sadness and paranoia.

Meanwhile his mother...she didnt seem to be there. A dark thought crossed Sasuke's mind that maybe she may have not survived the birth process,which for some reason made him really sad. His thoughts were confirmed when a doctor came into the room he and his father were. The man looked with hope at the doctor but it was quickly snuffed out.

"I am sorry sir. She didn't make it."

The man,his father seemed to gain a weight on his shoulders as he looked down at him sadly,picking Sasuke up as if he was the most fragile thing in the world and would also break. And so Sasuke decided to do the only thing that he could think of as he swallowed his pride. He mustered all the strength and willpower he could as he grabbed to his father's beard and with high difficulty said:

"Pa-pah Pah! Papah!"

-Zeus POV-

It seemed he had to lose someone every time. First a year ago he had to leave Thalia with a woman who never loved her and now this child would have to grow without parents. The thought made him want to shed tears but he could not break the rules. He picked up his son. His son. And held him as he tried to not break down. And then? The strangest thing happened. The babe he was holding grabbed to his beard. Which would have been normal if not for the fact that this hour old baby spoke. And his first words were Papa! Ok now he felt like crying. Screw the rules! He wasn't going to let his child fend for himself and be hunted by monsters like an animal. And so he held the baby close to him and they both dissappeared in a flash of lightning.

-Zeus POV:Kai-

Ok. So his father wasn't normal. In this world there was no chakra and he sure as hell couldn't feel any from the man. And was that real lightning? Zeus seemingly noticed his look of awe and decided to comment on it.

"Yes! That was lightning. You are the son of the strongest god ever and the king of olympus!"

Now they were in some type of a penthose on top of a gigantic building. Cool. Sasuke let out a sound at Zeus' words that sounded suspiciously close to a scoff.

"Hn"

Aaand with that Zeus seemed to deflate at being put down by a baby. But then he realised something. He hadnt given the baby a name. So he and Sasuke looked at eachother for a moment.

Blink

"What should I name you?"

Oh no. Sasuke wasnt having a new name. Not a chance in hell. He liked his name! It sounded badass and cool! Nope nope nope nope! And so once again he mustered all of his current speech knowledge and said with a tone similar to zeus. But as a baby it came out as an adorable pout and whine which did not do well for his image.

"Shashke!"

And zeus blinked. Then blinked again. It seemed his son understood him quite well. And he was adorable to boot. A true lady killer he will become. Sasuke suddenly felt the need to shudder.

"Huh. Sasuke it is then. Thank you for sparing me the naming process."

Not a moment later a beautiful woman with soft features came to greet them. She gave Zeus a motherly smile before looking at the baby and it turned a tad bit too sweet.

"Zeus? Explain yourself or I will hit you with an iron pan."

Both Zeus and the baby looked indignant which nearly caused her to giggle but now was not the time. She looked at them sternly making Zeus sigh. He soon explained in detail what happened.

"You remember Metis correct?" The woman gave a nod. "I met this woman in my travels. She was just as beautiful as my Metis. They looked similar. Too similar. It was as if my Metis was reborn. I loved her just as much as metis and one thing led to another. Sadly enough,she left me again. She died at birth and I couldnt do anything about it. I was about to leave as the rules required but then he called me papa! And so I decided I am not going to leave him fend for himself. So I beg of you mother. Please take care of him until he is of age to join the camp."

Rhea nearly ghasped as the over confident and proud Zeus begged her to do something for him. With a reluctant sigh she took the confused looking baby and tickled him, gaining a giggle in response.

...

For all her years, Rhea was still a woman. So she did the only thing a woman would do when faced with a cute giggling baby.

"Kyaaaa! Adorablee!"

Yes. She squealed and snuggled him. Sasuke was near to tears at this emberrasment. He was a warrior damn it!

"I'll have my vengance! Kami-sama!"

However he was rather confortable now. And so he slept.

To be continued...