"So let me get this straight, you want us to kill some guy in tights all because he fucking offed you?" Blitz asked the demon in front of him with a deadpan stare as he pointed his finger gun to his head.
"He didn't fucking kill me! He's just part of the reason I died, and I want some payback! If he had never put me in the slammer, I wouldn't have died in that prison riot!" The Imp explained as he slammed his fist down on Blitz's desk.
"Okay first of all, slam your filthy hand on my desk one more time and I will turn your ass inside out, or better yet... I shove my gun so far up your ass I'll be able to the barrel come out of your ass!" The Imp threatened as he pointed his favorite golden pistol towards his fellow demon. All the demon could do was wave his arms as his face started to sweat. "No? Good. I'd rather not have to make Moxxie clean up the mess." Blitz lowered his weapon as he put his feet on top of his desk.
"So, is there anything that we need to know about this guy in particular?" If they were gonna go after this guy, he would need some information. He'd rather not die like some fucking moron to a guy who dresses up like some kind of spider as if it were fucking Halloween.
"He's fast, really fast, and he has this rope that comes out of his wrists or r-rather like webbing you could say. He also seems to be able to dodge everything you could ever throw at him, you're lucky if you're even able to get in a hit in." The more Blitz heard, the more he didn't like it but the idiot had the money, so he really didn't have much of a choice. Well, he could always rip the guy off but where's the fun in that? Oh, who was he fucking kidding, it was always fun, but Blitz always loved a challenge and this guy definitely seemed like a worthy challenge.
"You got a fucking deal! M and M get your asses ready! We are heading into the human world!" Moxxie and Millie stuck their heads into the office, Millie being excited as always while Moxxie was a bit skeptical. While Moxxie wanted to be hopeful, somehow all their mission always ended in disaster. All he could do now was hope that maybe this time it would be different. "Yo, jackasses. Can I come?" Moxxie groaned as they all turned to look at their Hellhound.
"OH, YOU WANNA COME WITH US?" Millie asked with stars in her eyes, it wasn't often Loona wanted to join them on their adventures so this could help deepen the bond they all had as coworkers. "You actually want to come? That's surprising considering that it's well..you." Loona just flipped him off as she turned to look at Blitz. "So, can I?"
"Absolutely not! I forbid it! Not gonna happen, sorry sweetheart." Blitz moved his arms around as to prove his point. "New York is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls as yourself." He continued on with his explanation. That's when Millie began to show her excitement as her body began to slightly shake, even the stars in her eyes seemed to have returned.
"WE'RE GOING TO THE BIG APPLE?!" Moxxie did his best to try and calm his wife, but it was all for naught as even he could not contain her when she got like this. Though he always cherished the moments where she always got extremely excited for something, so it wasn't too bad in his opinion.
"Why yes, we are. Anyways as I was saying do you know the type of FREAKS up there that would drool all over for you?" They all turned to look at the reader for a quick second before returning to the conversation. "If it helps you not get your panties in a twist, I can blend in with humans pretty easy, so just let me tag along." Loona pleaded as Blitz began to weigh if she should or not. Wait did she say she could blend in?
"Wait say that again."
"I can blend in?" She answered plainly. Did they not have disguises of their own? No, they wouldn't be that fucking stupid.
"Wait, you have a human disguise?" Millie asked. Maybe they just didn't know she had one? She never did go out much with them.
"Yeah, don't you guys?" The Imps all just quickly looked at each other in embarrassment as they said nothing. Guess they were that fucking stupid!
"You three have been screwing around on Earth this entire fucking time without human disguises!?" Loona angrily asked as she slammed her hands on the table, and here they were worried about her when they should have been worried about themselves! It's a damn miracle that those idiots weren't ever caught!
Against his better judgement, he allowed Loona to come with. He was pretty sure that he was gonna end up regretting it but oh well. Anything for his Babygirl. He did wonder though, why did she want to come so suddenly? He would just ask her when they got back. The mission shouldn't last more than an hour or so, right?
New York - 9:47 PM
Peter was currently on top of the Empire State, watching the city below his feet. He really wasn't having a good day per say, not only did MJ break up with the young man, but she was also moving abroad to Europe. She explained it was to further her acting career, and while he was happy for her, it didn't mean that it didn't hurt. If that wasn't enough, the city seemed to have been in an especially bad mood to, evident by all the swears and curses he would receive as he swung by. Sometimes they would even throw garbage at him is he was close enough.
"Is it wrong to ask to be seen as some sort of villain or pest just once?" It didn't help that Jameson continually used his own work against him to paint an even worse picture of Spider-Man. It wasn't so bad at first, but little by little the city began to believe Jonah until everyone decided that Spider-Man was some horrible vigilante. Mob mentalities were dangerous, that was for sure.
Sometimes he just wanted to hang up the suit and call it quits but he didn't. He couldn't. He could never look the other way again. He would always continue the good fight as the Web-Head, not for glory or for fame but because it was the right thing to do. Besides, if he wanted the glory then he wouldn't wear the mask.
A few moments passed as Peter felt the breeze of the cold night against his face. He always loved that feeling, the wind on his face. Guess he picked it up thanks to all the web-swinging he did. After a few more moments, he finally stood up as he put his mask back on. He then jumped off the side of the building with a flip. He then shot out a line of webbing and began to swing. With that, he continued his patrol of the night. Unfortunately for him, his night was just about to get started.
"Do you have your sights on him Mox?" Blitz asked the shorter Imp. "Yes sir, I do but do we really have to go through with this? I mean he seems like a decent person." It was pure speculation from Moxxies part, but he never really felt comfortable killing someone that could potentially be innocent, and from what he's seen thus far the man looked innocent. Though he still found it weird that he was wearing a suit of sorts. Maybe it acted as a sort of disguise?
"Use your fucking head Moxxie, would any decent person have this much propaganda against them? If anything, it seems that we're doing this city a favor by offing this motherfucker." Moxxie couldn't argue as he kept his sights on Spider-Man. "Hurry up fatty, we don't have a day you know." Loona commented which caused Moxxie to get slightly annoyed. "What did you call my husband?" Millie asked in an annoyed tone as she looked up at the Hellhound. Just as an argument was about to ensue Blitz quickly shut it down. "Fucking Hell, can we save this for later?" Blitz began to now rant as he waved his arms around.
"Um sir?"
"Not now Moxxie, as I was saying we need to start acting more professional."
"Sir please."
"WHAT MOXXIE!?"
"The target is gone."
"Ah shit."
Maybe he just swung away into another part of town? "You guys have got to be the most unstable hit group I have ever seen. May I suggest therapy?" Or not.
Peter stared at group for a second and he really didn't know what to think of their group. For one, they were all really short, well besides the one with the giant horns. Wait horns? Were they a lab experiment gone wrong? He then set his eyes on Loona and to say his heart skipped a beat would be an understatement. 'Wait no, focus Peter!'
"What are you staring at you fucking pervert?" Loona glared at Peter as she slowly picked up her axe. "I-I was not staring!" He replied back as his spider-sense started to go off like crazy. He then managed to dodge a blow from Millie as she had snuck behind him while he was distracted.
"NO ONE STARES AT MY DAUGHTER AT GETS AWAY WITH IT! ICE THE FUCKER!" Ah crap. All four of them bomb rushed him as he was doing his best to dodge all of their attacks. It seemed that both the females favored close quarter combat while the guys favored long range. 'I could use this to my advantage, just have to separate them from each other. We're on rooftops so it shouldn't be too hard right?'
Well for Peter it wasn't. Now for the members of I.M.P it was a different story. They haven't managed to even land a single hit quite yet. What made it more humiliating wasn't the fact that he kept evading them, it was because he kept making those stupid quips! "Can you guys really call yourselves hitmen if you haven't been able to hit your target yet? Just saying, this probably won't look good in your portfolio." Peter then shot two lines of webbing towards Blitz and Moxxie or more specifically, their guns. He then pulled; Blitz managed to let go but Moxxie held onto his weapon as he started to get spun around until eventually Peter threw him safely onto another rooftop. Well that's one down, three more to go.' Wait...does that one have more teeth?
"Moxxie!" Millie yelled out as she growled at Peter. She then sprinted towards him as she used every ounce of her strength to get a hit on the man with her axe. "Calm down, he's safe!" Peter screamed as he managed to grab the blade of her axe. She tried to keep a grip on it but as soon as she was about to lose her hold on it, Loona swung at Peter from behind. He managed to duck under it and kick away the young woman, but he made sure not to hit her too hard. Loonas back contact as it hit a nearby wall, she then slumped down as she tried to regain her bearings.
"Looney!" Blitz then looked at Peter as he regrouped with Mollie. "Alright asshole, I was gonna make it painless but now I'm gonna make sure you fucking scream." Blitz was furious as both he and Millie dashed at Peter. 'They all seem to care about each other a lot. Must be nice.' Peter thought solemnly thought as he shot a few webs towards the two. A few managed to hit Blitz as his left foot was not stuck to the ground. "Oh, this better not be what I think it is." Millie began to move quickly around Peter, but it was for naught as he easily managed to catch up to her speed. Peter flipped over her axe swing as he webbed her weapon and her to the floor. "Ew, what is this stuff?" Millie asked as she tried to move. "And why is it so hard to move?" You would think the name or even the spider emblem on his chest would be a dead giveaway. "It's synthetic webbing, it should dissolve in about an hour." He explained as Blitz let out a sigh of relief.
"Look, you guys are clearly not good at this, so can we please just you know, skip to the part where I web you guys up and leave you all for the cops?" He asked as he looked at the scene. That's when he realized something was off. Where was the girl? Right then his spider-sense went off and as soon as it did, he began to hear shots being fired. Oh boy. He then began to flip and jump around as to avoid her fire but as Loona was running towards him, she didn't manage to see both Millie and her Axe on the floor due to her tunnel vision on Peter.
"Sweetie look out!" Blitz called out but it was too late as she had already tripped over the weapon and with it being so close to the edge it only meant one thing. She fell off.
"Loona!" Blitz cried out as he mustered all his strength to break his foot free from the webbing, but it was useless as whatever it was made it out of made it highly durable. 'Shit shit SHIT! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT HER AND NOW BECAUSE OF ME...!' But before he could continue blaming himself, he saw a red and blue blur dive in right after her. 'Is he...No... Even after we tried to kill him? But why?' Blitz couldn't quite fathom his actions but if by some miracle he did save his daughter, then he would forever be grateful.
'Not again, not ever again.' Peter shot out two lines of webbing towards the screaming girl, and as they landed on her clothes, he pulled his webbing as to bring himself closer to her. Once he was close enough, he grabbed onto her and pulled her close to his body. 'Oh shit...Oh shit...' Loona thought out as she clung onto Peter for dear life as he shot out another web and swung them both to safety on top of the roof to where the rest of the I.M.P members were, save Moxxie.
Once they reached the roof Peter let Loona go, unfortunately for him she didn't return the sentiment. "Hey, you're okay now, it's okay." He tried to soothe her, but it was in vain as she continued to hold onto him. He could only sigh as he saw that the small woman named Moxxie? Was free from his webbing, he then saw that she had a knife in her small hands. Ah, that explains it. He also saw that the taller one of them was also free. He was also sprinting his way over to him, or rather his daughter. "Loona, sweetie are you alright?!" He asked as he checked for injuries and as soon as he found none, he hugged her which in turn meant hugging him.
"Y-yeah I'm fine Blitz." She answered as she slowly let go of Peter. Loona then looked over to him and gave him a small grateful smile. That in turn made Peter blush under his mask, while also making his heart skip a beat once again. "Thanks, for saving me...Even though we tried to kill you...Devil this is so awkward..." She muttered the last part as she looked away in embarrassment. "No problem..." He replied back as he looked away from her. "Why did you do it?" Blitz asked out of nowhere.
"Because it's the right thing to do." He answered without missing a beat. "We tried to fucking kill you!" Blitz pointed out as he motioned to the rest of his group. "True, but as someone once told me, when you help someone, you help everyone. Including people who tried killing me moments ago." While that answer didn't satisfy Blitz, he just decided to drop it. He saved Loona and that's all that really mattered to him. Oh, and the safety of M and M he guessed.
A few moments passed as Peter let them all get their bearings together before he started questioning them. Once they all made sure that they were all alright, they allowed Peter to ask his questions, it was the least they could for saving Loona. Blitz didn't agree but Loona talked him into it, so he had no room to argue. " So let's address the elephant in the room, what exactly are you guys?"
"I'll answer that." Moxxie spoke up as he cleared his throat. "We are what you would call Imps, a species of demon."
"Wait? Are you saying all four of you are from Hell?" They all nodded. "Even her?" He pointed towards Loona, no she couldn't be. No one in Hell could look that beautiful. "Yeah, I am. This...actually isn't my real form." Loona explained as Peter looked at her with curiosity.
"Then what do you really look like then?" Loona just stared at him for a few moments before shaking her head no.
"If you don't know want to show me then I won't pry. It is your secret after all." She nodded in thanks, he really was glad that he was the understanding type though a bit too forgiving it seemed, given that he held no ill intent towards them right after they had tried to kill. Though they did end up failing miserably. How was he so agile and fast? They've fought other humans before, but they didn't even come close to this guy.
"Weird, I sort of expected demons to look...Well I don't know. Scarier?" Peter explained as Blitz feigned being offended.
"Well excuse us if don't look butt fuck ugly." Peter waved his hand, afraid that he may have upset the demon.
"No no, I didn't mean it like that. I just meant...How do I put this?"
"I'm just fucking with you kid." Blitz laughed as Peter hung his head for a quick second. As the night progressed Peter ended up learning more and more about his new friends, that is if he could even call them that? It also seemed that Both Millie and Moxxie (Mostly Millie) sort of adopted him. Coddling him like a mother would, even though they had just met. He didn't mind it, but it still seemed weird, at least for him. Maybe it was just a demon thing he didn't understand?
"OOH OOH, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!" Millie waved her hand excitedly in the air. "Sure, go ahead."
"WHY ARE YOU SO FAST AND STRONG?" She just had to know; no human she had ever faced came close to his physical attributes.
"I actually second that question. How in the ever-living FUCK were you able to kick our asses so easily if you're just a puny human? At least theoretically because of the mask and all." Blitz stated as he gave Peter the stink eye for a moment. Loona was also curious, just how had he gotten so strong? He'd probably be on par with Stolas.
A few moments until Peter spoke up once more. "Do I have to answer?" While they seemed nice and all, he was just gonna ignore the whole killing him part, but he wasn't exactly keen on talking about his past. Millie deflated a bit as she gave him a sad smile. "It's alright hun, it was rude of me to ask to begin with." Moxxie just tried to soothe his wife as to elevate her mood. 'Good going Pete, you just had to go and make her upset. Would it really hurt to tell them how he got his powers? They weren't from Earth but still...I'm going to regret this aren't I?'
"I got bit by a genetically modified spider." Everyone turned to look at the hero with curiosity, most notably Millie and Loona.
"A spider bite? Really? You got his fucking strong all because some fucking spider bit you?" Loona asked as she crossed her arms, which in turn caused her bosom to slightly pop out more. Peter quickly averted his eyes towards Moxxie who only shrugged. "That's just how she talks, it's better if you don't pay attention to her."
"What the fuck did you just say fatty?" Loona growled out, before a fight broke out Peter quickly intervened. "Let's just a calm down yeah? We're all friends here." Loona gave a glare towards Moxxie who returned in fold. Peter just sighed as he went back to sitting on the side of the wall. "Yeah, all my powers came from that spider. I can do anything a spider can." He explained. "Wait, so you were able to genetically modify a spider to be able to get all your powers without suffering any major negative side effects? That's amazing!" Moxxie pointed out. To think he was this much of a genius!
"Actually no, I didn't create it. Oscorp did unfortunately." Peter corrected with an embarrassed smile as he put his hand on the back of his head.
"Oh.."
"But I did create these web-shooters if that makes up for it?"
"Oh?" Now Moxxie sounded intrigued as he walked over to Peter to get a closer look.
"How do they work?" Moxxie asked as Peter took off one of his web shooters so Moxxie could have a closer look.
"Well, first let's go over each part. So here I have the cartridges of web fluid which holds the liquidized webbing until I shot it out, once it makes contact with the air then it becomes a solid. The way it comes out is this adjustable spray nozzle here which shoots it out. And here is the palm release button, which shoots out the webbing when force is applied to it. Though due to me constantly holding my hands in the form of a fist I had to end up adjusting the pattern when it comes to adding pressure so unnecessary webbing doesn't come out." Peter explained more and more in detail and Moxxie just soaked it right up.
Blitz just rolled his eyes at the nerd talk while Mollie smiled as her husband had finally found someone, he might be able to talk to without them constantly putting him down. From what she has seen so far, this Spider-Man fella was definitely a kind soul and for once, she didn't want to kill him. Despite it being already paid for by the client, she didn't she could bring herself to do it. Even though she bad barely met him, she felt a connection to him, and she was sure as Hell that Moxxie did too.
She smiled as she watched Moxxie and him interact, Moxxie just seemed so interested in the conversation that she couldn't help but hope that this could become a regular thing. Loona on the other hand just kept staring at the man with a puzzled look. He learned that they were basically guns for hire, and they had tried killing no less than an hour ago. So why was he conversating with them like nothing had happened! And not just that but why did he save her instead of just letting her fall!? 'I don't get it! I just don't fucking get it!' Loona then quickly stood up which garnered the attention of both Millie and Blitz, Peter and Moxxie were too distracted to notice her making her way towards them. "WHY?" That immediately caught the attention of both Peter and Moxxie as they both looked up at her with confusion.
"Why?" Peter questioned with a confused tone.
"Why are you treating us like we're your friends?... Here you are telling us things about yourself, showing us things that you personally made..." Loona struggled to get her words out as she tried to keep her emotions in check. Why was this hurting her so much? She usually didn't care about anything or anyone most of the time so why is this time different? "We tried to kill you...and here you are acting like nothing happened... Why?" Peter couldn't help but just sigh as he got off his wall. He stood in front of her and looked down to see that her body was slightly shaking.
'Why is Looney acting like this, she usually never acts like this unless she's...' That's when Blitz realized what triggered it, she had feelings for him. Small ones but they were there. All could do is watch because if he were to step in, then it would just set her off.
Peter couldn't help but bring her into a hug which she returned with no hesitation.
"Like I said before, it's because it's the right thing to do. and while we may not be 'friends' right now, that doesn't mean we can't become friends in the near future." Loona could only look up at him with small tears in her eyes. "I still don't understand, you could have finished us off, or you could even have let me fall to my death and yet.."
Peter could only smile behind his mask as he looked up at the moon. "Because a great man once told me, that with great power comes great responsibility so that means I can never look the other way no matter what. Be it hero, civilian, or villain. When you help someone, you help everyone. That's what another great person once told me." Loona could only look at him with a bit of disbelief. Did he truly mean it? Would he truly save anyone, even if they didn't even deserve it? How could someone like him exist, every human they had ever come across had always been so selfish, so arrogant, and so full of themselves while this man was the complete opposite and yet the city hated him. What did he have to go through to get to this point in his life?
After a few moments had passed and after the situation calmed down, it was time to say goodbye.
"Can we ever visit you?" Millie asked the boy as the portal opened up. "Yeah, can we? I was kind of hoping to be able to talk to you more about your suit and your web thingies." Peter only chuckled as the two of them came up to give him a quick hug, which he happily accepted.
"If you guys can find me sure, I wouldn't mind having a bit of backup against my rouges gallery."
"WAIT YOU HAVE A ROUGES GALLERY?" and with that Moxxie picked up Millie and began to walk both of them across the portal until Moxxie looked back at him.
"I knew you weren't a bad person." Moxxie then walked through the portal and set Millie down. They both then waved goodbye to him before he looked over towards Loona. "Thanks for saving my life...and sorry about being all emotional...I swear I'm not like that hehe..." Loona laughed awkwardly as she looked away due to sheer embarrassment.
"You're fine, it happens. And I don't need a thanks, just you being safe is good enough." Loona could only blush at his words before beginning to walk towards the portal before she got a bit of an idea and boy did she smile at the thought. While Peter was turning to look at Blitz, Loona transformed back to her normal self.
"Yo, Spidey." Peter then turned around to see a seven-foot tall Dog? Wolf thing? But all he knew was that she was um...hot. Wait, did this make him a furry? She winked at the poor spider as he began to turn the same shade of red as his suit. Peter tried talking but all that came out was just random muttering. Loona just giggled as she waved goodbye. "See ya later Spider!"
Blitz coughed into his hand as to get Peters attention. "I hope you know that's my fucking daughter that you're staring at motherfucker."
"S-sorry." Blitz just rolled his eyes as he held out his hand. "Thanks for saving her by the way." With this Peter sobered up and smiled under the mask as he took the Imps hand. "Yeah, no problem! If you guys ever need anything just come and find me, but I won't help you guys with killing, I have a strict no killing rule. Which reminds me, is there any way I can make you guys stop all that?" Peter asked.
"Just because you saved my daughter doesn't mean you get THAT lucky."
"Worth a shot, but don't worry. I'll find a way."
"Oh we'll see about that." Blitz challenged, they both stared at each other before smiling.
"We just met, and we did try to off your ass, but you seem like a good kid. Take care of yourself." Blitz then let go of Peters hand and began to walk towards the portal before turning around and flipping Peter off. "Because I'm gonna want a rematch one of these days, I can't exactly you get away with kicking my ass." Peter could only shake his head as he walked towards the edge of the building.
"I would rather not but I guess I have no choice, do I?" Peter questioned with an amused tone.
"You sure fucking don't! See ya around asshole!" And with that Blitz entered the portal and once he did it closed right behind him.
"Interesting night." Was simply all Peter said as he swung away into the night. Little did he know, in the coming years that he was in for a Helluva time.
Heyo! So this is how Peter and the Hell gang met. Now some of you might be questioning on why Loona was so ooc in this and while it's because this takes place two years into the past which means she a bit more emotional than her canon self, there is more of a deeper reason as well which I hope you guys have figured out but if not you guys can dm me. Also, during this time Peter is seventeen while Loona is nineteen. Also everything in this universe is sped up a few years, like Blitz starting his business, Moxxie and Millie being married. That way the timeline is still intact and that way I'll be able to put Peter into the episodes of Helluva boss. Trust me, I have this written down so the timeline still makes sense, though I may have to retcon a few things here and there, but it may not come to that, hopefully. I feel like while this may have been a longer chapter, it also wasn't my best one. So I will just have to try and keep improving so I can give you guys the quality you deserve. Once again thank you for the support and if you guys have any questions don't be afraid to DM me. With that being said hope you guys have a great rest of your day!