"Oh yeah, I'm in the lead, I always win against you dude.", said Mordecai. "It's like everytime, I always win and you always come in second behind me, I'm literally better than you at everything."
"SHUT UUUUUUP!", yelled Rigby. "I could be better at you than anything if I wanted to." "One day, I'll beat you and you'll be like, "Aw crap, I can't believe I lost to you Rigby", and I'll be like, "OOOOOOHHHHH! In your face Losercaaaiiiiii!" mocked Rigby as Mordecai punched him in anger, making Rigby lose control of his player and Mordecai staying ahead of him.
"Dude, what the hell!? You're gonna make me lose!", yelled Rigby as he quickly picked up his controller and got back into the race.
"Well don't annoy me so much", said Mordecai as he stayed in the lead. Mordecai stayed in the lead until he reached the finish lap and won first place.
"YEEEEEES! First place baby!", said Mordecai in delight. "Uh-uh-uh-uh".
"Yeah, first place… for an amateur!", mocked Rigby.
"You're an amateur Rigby, that's why you came behind me as always!", said Mordecai.
"YOU'RE AN AMATEUR!", argued Rigby back.
"NO YOU'RE AN AMATEUR!", said Mordecai as he shoved Rigby to the side of the couch in anger.
"THAT'S IT!", said Rigby as he fought back and got up on Mordecai and repeatedly punched him and both immediately get into a fight as they both hit each other, almost knocking over possessions of the house and rolling over fighting over and over.
Meanwhile, Benson is checking the jobs Mordecai and Rigby were supposed to do and sees that the truck is still dirty, the warehouse hasn't been painted yet, the lawn is still filled with grass, the bathroom is a pigsty, and last but not least, Skips' garage. Angered by Mordecai and Rigby's incomplete tasks, Benson starts to turn red with anger.
"So, Mordecai and Rigby decided to slack off again, eh, WELL I'M GONNA GET THEIR FUCKING ASSES HANDED TO THEM!", yelled Benson as he ran back to the cart and drove around to find them.
Benson drove around the park looking for Mordecai and Rigby, angered. "Where are those sons of bitches!? I left them to do their jobs 5 hours ago and they literally didn't do anything, not jack shit, and they expect me to let them off the hook!?", asked Benson as he drove around searching for them. When he was still driving, he saw Muscle Man and High Five Ghost and stopped the cart next to him to talk to him.
"Hey Muscle Man, and not another "my mom" joke, please, I'm not in the mood for it", said Benson.
"Alright, man, chill, what's your problem?", asked Muscle Man.
"Where the hell are Mordecai and Rigby, they literally ditched their jobs and I don't know where they are, when was the last time you saw them?", asked Benson.
"They were at the house, man", said Muscle Man.
"THE HOUSEEE!?", yelled Benson as he quickly drove off in a flash.
"Ah-hahahahahaha, those losers are in for it now!", said Muscle Man as he quickly got his camera out and followed Benson.
"I don't like the sound of it, Muscle Man", said Fives as he followed Muscle Man too.
Back at the house, Mordecai and Rigby are still fighting and don't realize that Benson is coming after them.
"Dude, just give it up and accept your loss like a man!", said Mordecai as he hit Rigby.
"In your fucking dreams, Mordo, and I AM A MAN!", screamed Rigby as he charged at Mordecai. They continued fighting until suddenly, they heard a screech outside the door, and heard their names being shouted by Benson.
"MORDECAIIIIIII! RIGBYYYYYYYYY!", yelled Benson.
"OH SHIT, BENSON!", They both exclaimed. They both went out the door and saw an angry Benson waiting for them.
"Look, Benson, we can explain, there was-", said Mordecai until he was cut off by Benson.
"No no excuses Mordecai! Just shut the fuck up! I left you two idiots to do those jobs and nothing's been done! The truck is filthy as hell, the warehouse hasn't been painted, the lawn is still filled with grass, the bathroom is covered with piss and shit, and even worse, YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED OUT SKIPS' GARAGE!", yelled Benson.
"Well Benson, we were just getting to that if you don't mind, you see we were just-", said Rigby trying to get out of trouble but soon got cut off by Benson.
"SHUT UP, RIGBY!", yelled Benson at Rigby. "It's like I can't ever trust you slackers to do anything around here, every time I give you something to do, you abandon it like it's no big deal! You don't care about anything, do ya! Get the hell out of my way", said Benson as he walked into the house.
"Wait wait, Benson, don't!", yelled Mordecai and Rigby trying to stop Benson from going into the living room and he sees the video game system and the TV on.
"OH, SO THIS IS WHY YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR CHORES YET, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN HUH!?", yelled Benson seeing the video game system and the TV on. "WELL I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH!", yelled Benson as he stomped out of the living room.
"Dude, where the hell is he going!?", asked Rigby scared.
"Dude, I have no fucking idea!", said Mordecai scared too.
Just then, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost come rushing in the house with Muscle Man holding a camera recording Mordecai and Rigby "Hey guys, watch when we get this on video!", said Muscle Man recording the duo.
"Muscle Man, dude, why are you filming us!?", asked Mordecai.
Benson stomped down the basement and looked around for something to destroy the video game system. Mordecai and Rigby heard clanking and moving noises as Benson looked and looked and looked until he found an axe.
"Well, fucking A!", exclaimed Benson as he grabbed the axe and stomped all the way upstairs and into the living room angrily carrying the axe.
"Wait, Benson, what the hell are you doing, STOP!", yelled Mordecai scared of the axe Benson was holding.
"BACK THE FUCK UP! RRAAAAAUGGHHHH!", screamed Benson as he picked up the axe and striked the video game console.
"Oh, hell no, bro!", exclaimed Muscle Man as he recorded Benson repeatedly smashing the console over and over.
"YOU LIKE YOUR VIDEO GAMES NOW!? HUH!?", screamed Benson as he then looked at the TV and raised his axe.
"BENSON, NO!", screamed Mordecai, Rigby, and Fives as Benson striked the TV, making it fall to the ground and smashed it a few times until glass was everywhere.
"THERE'S YOUR FUCKING VIDEO GAMES! NOW GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO WORK, OR YOU'RE FIRED!", screamed Benson at Mordecai and Rigby.
"Woah, dude, this is fucking gold!", said Muscle Man.
"AND MUSCLE MAN, YOU FOLLOWED ME WITH A CAMERA!? GIVE ME THAT SHIT!", screamed Benson as he grabbed Muscle Man's camera and smashes it to the ground.
"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?", exclaimed Muscle Man in shock.
"Dude, let's get out of here before he destroys something else", said Fives as he and Muscle Man left the scene quickly.
Benson pants for a few moments, still angry at Mordecai and Rigby for slacking off and turns to them. "I MEAN IT, GET BACK TO WORK, OR YOU'RE FIRED!", screamed Benson for the last time as he walked off.
Mordecai and Rigby are washing the truck like they're supposed to while still in grief over what Benson done while being watched by a security camera installed by Benson after he sent them to wash the truck.
"Wow, we did mess up", said Mordecai.
"You can say that again", said Rigby.
"I mean, he was really pissed off, like he grabbed a fucking axe and smashed the goddamn console and the TV, you know how much those things cost?", asked Mordecai.
"A lot, I've never seen him this angry before man", said Rigby.
"Me neither, but it was still our fault for not doing what we're supposed to do", said Mordecai feeling bad for what they did.
"You know what man, you're right, what we're doing is wrong, very wrong", said Rigby.
"Right, we have to stop acting like this man. It's just like Benson said, he can't trust us to do anything around here, we're just being fucking selfish and not caring about the damage we're causing the park, and Benson's gonna get blamed for out mess-ups. It time for us to cut this shit out, grow up and act like serious adults", said Mordecai.
"You know what, you're right Mordecai, this has been going on for so long and it's getting old", said Rigby as he and Mordecai continue washing the truck and do their other jobs while still being watched by Benson who is spying on them in the computer room.
"I'm watching you slackers, you better not stop or you're fired", said Benson.
Mordecai and Rigby then stop and look at the camera and flip Benson off which makes Benson go in a rage.
"MORDECAIII! RIGBYYYY!"
The End