I played a GB rip of one of the games once on an emulator, but that could not have been any less than five years ago, so I basically have almost no knowledge about the series except for its existence.
This story is going to fucking suck.
Hamtaro is this little furry motherfucker who looks cute, eats seeds and his own poop, and dies after a couple of years. He'll piss in your hands if you pick him up, and he'll bite you with te sharpest teeth you've ever seen. When he bites you, you'll throw him at the wall as hard as you can. His little bones will be crushed on impact, causing Hamtaro immense pain and suffering. He'll spasm in pain, which causes further damage and agony as his broken bones grind into his muscles, tearing them and causing internal bleeding. When he stops, you'll pick him up with angry hands, but he's already unconscious. You throw him harshly into his cage, smacking his face into the back, bursting his eye on the corner of his plastic sheltered sleeping area. The blood is coming from both his mouth and eye, and Hamtaro regains consciousness. In panic and delirium, he thrashes and smacks himself around once more, but this time the pain proves too much for the cute little rodent. His heart fails and his body seizes up. His breath is erratic and with no blood pumping, his damaged body starts to shut down. His burst eye blocks the eyelid from shutting, his shattered bones scraped his muscles to shreds, his teeth broke during handling and his breathing has become slow and laboured. With a sigh, he succumbs to his wounds. Hamtaro has died, and upon seeing this, his friends decided to have a crack party in his honor. Unfortunately, when they were busy mating in their pen, you, the house owner, have forgotten to extinguish your cigarette before falling asleep. The building goes up in flames, owing to the fact that you cheaped out and purchased knockoff Chinese fabrics that burn like gasoline. The hamsters squeak and wail in agony as the fur is scorched from their skin. Several of them have already perished after panic induced cardiac failure. Those left are tortured by the flames. Their skin melts to the bone in places, their stomachs burst through their melted bellies and the bright flames and heat blinds them. They burn for several minutes before being completely engulfed, which finishes them off in seconds. The babies that have not been killed and eaten by their parents meet the same fate. The house burns for almost an hour before your neighbour alerts the fire department. By then, you and the hamsters are long dead.
Remember everyone: Smoking kills.