Boruto was bored. He had nothing to do. No missions to go on, no one to tease. No pranks to pull. Shoulders drooping, he meandered into his dad's office.

"Hey, stupid dad."

"Stupid- Boruto! Watch your words! I'm the seventh hokage, not some cruddy old geezer!"

"...Yeah yeah. I'm bored. Can you at least tell me about a new ninjutsu? I learned the rasengan in four days. There's gotta be something harder than that for me to master, right?"

Naruto sighed, looking at the stack of paperwork on his desk. "Why don't you try to make another shadow clone?"

"I don't have enough chakra... Building it up takes time. I don't have some monster inside me that gives me unlimited chakra like you do..."

Ouch, said Kurama from inside of Naruto. What have you been teaching your kid about me, huh?

Naruto laughed sheepishly. "Well... I guess I could spare a few minutes... Just to show off. But I doubt you'll be able to keep up with me! I have a monster fox inside me, after all."

"Really? All right!" Boruto smiled as he excitedly walked out of the office, his father at his side. "So? What are you going to teach me?! Is it something your master taught you?"

Naruto frowned. "Something pervy sage taught me..."

"Pervy sage? You mean you called the legendary Jiraya 'pervy sage'?"

"That's what he was," sighed Naruto. "He used information gathering as an excuse, going around to sleezy bars and chatting up women... He even took my money!"

"Huh? Did you even learn anything about him? Why did he decide to teach you in the first place?"

Naruto furrowed his eyebrows. "What was it again..? I forget... Ah! Right!" Plopping his fist into his palm, Naruto smirked. "I'll show you a good trick... But you have to promise to keep it a secret from mom... Alright?"

Boruto smiled. "Promise!"

With that, Naruto leapt off towards the training grounds, Boruto following close behind.

They arrived within a few moments, but that didn't meant Naruto was ready to start. He peered around for a while, trying to confirm that no one else was there.

"What's the holdup, dad? Hurry up and show me already!"

"Well," said Naruto, putting his hands together, "it's not exactly something your mother would be happy about..."

"Then? Why are you showing me?"

"Listen," said Naruto, "this jutsu is guaranteed to work on any man. You can get him to do whatever you want with it. You can even get someone like one of the legendary sannin to train you," he said with a smirk, watching his son's eyes sparkle.

"Hurry up and show me!"

"But," said Naruto, a shiver creeping down his spine, "if your mother sees me-"

"Don't worry about that, just hurry up and do it!"

"Fine fine, I'll do it..." Naruto formed a sign with his hands. "Henge! Oiroke no jutsu!"

In front of Boruto, Naruto was transformed into a blonde girl with bountiful proportions and smoke for clothes.

Boruto's jaw dropped. "...This? Is what you wanted to show me?"

Naruto smirked. "Plus... Taiju! Kagebunshin no jutsu!"

Suddenly a hoard of girls appeared around Boruto and began clinging to him. One of them transformed back into Naruto, a confident smirk on his face. "Heh hee," he laughed, "I bet even you can't hold up against my harem jutsu!"

Boruto's shoulders slumped. "I knew I couldn't count on you to teach me anything useful."

"Geh! I'm serious," said Naruto, "this is how I got pervy sage to agree to train me! And how I got rid of closet pervert as a teacher! It's an important jutsu!"

"I'll admit the jutsu has its uses," said Boruto, "but is this the best you can do? Oiroke no jutsu should be more like this," said Boruto, transforming.

Now as a girl, Boruto struck a pose, a smile on his/her face. "See, if I have clothes," said Boruto, "It makes it even harder to resist if I start to take them off," he said, leaning forward and putting his thumb under the strap of his/her bikini top. "And if you add a harem," said Boruto, materializing clones, "they should all have different personalities and different outfits. Then you can see which type is the most effective, and go from there."

Naruto's eyes widened. "I see..." He never thought his son would teach him something. "So you mean, like this?"

Naruto transformed again, but Boruto immediately reverted back to his normal self. "No no no, you call that sexy? That's so old fashioned. What is with those clothes? At least give the bikini a pattern or something. And that pose. It's no good. It should be more like this."

"Like this?"

As the two compared their jutsu of questionable use, neither of them noticed the looming presence of an angered Hinata peering at them from behind a tree. But the second Boruto did notice, he froze.

"What," laughed Naruto, "Is this one too good? Here, what if I do this?"

Boruto held up a shaky finger. "M... M, M-"

"M? Hahaha, even you can't stand up against this! Feast your ey-"

"Naruto-kun," called the not-so-sweet voice of his wife.

Naruto froze. Still transformed, his head slowly turned around. And as he did, all of the color drained from his face. "Hi... Hi, Hi- HINATA!"