The Knapp Street Konspiracies
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(Part 2)
An Answer To All The Questions Garry Marshall Never Answered
(btw, in case I missed an ep or something and one of these questions were answered at one time, please e-mail me and tell me. Thanks!)

This script's unsolved mystery is:
Where The Heck Did Laverne's 'L' Come From?

Last time we left Laverne and her L, she had crashed into Fonzie. Right now Fonzie and Laverne are standing outside of Shirley's house. Shirl skips out of the house and walks up to Fonz.

Shirley: Hey Fonz! Hi... Leslie? Linda? Laurie? Linguini?

Fonz: This is my friend Laverne DeFazio, she just moved here. Laverne, this is Shirley Feeney.

Shirley: Laverne?? What kind of a name is that?

Laverne: ::slightly offended:: It's an Italian name. What kind of a name is Feeney? Is it 'cause you're a weenie?

Fonz: Hey girls! Knock it off! C'mon, shake hands, go do whatever girls do.

Laverne: Beat each other up?

Shirley: Well that's what unclassy girls do, I personally wouldn't know.

Laverne: ::Glares at her:: I woulda thought you were the expert on that.

::they get into a fighting position and Fonzie grabs their wrists::

Fonzie: Through a punch and you'll be thrown to Peoria, got it?

Shirley: ::winces:: But Fonz... this is hurting me!

::he lets them go and they turn back to back to each other::

Shirley: Wait until I tell Carmine.

Laverne: Who is he, your dog?

::Shirley gets ready to whip around and grab Laverne's hair when Fonz snaps his fingers and she walks farther away from Laverne::

Fonzie: Laverne, Carmine is Shirl's boyfriend, if you get my drift.

Shirley: He's not my boyfriend!

Laverne: Yeah, I got it. But she insulted my name!

Shirley: And she insulted mine!

Fonzie: Then apologize and start all over.

Shirley: Well I can't. I'm going over to the library in a while.

Fonzie: Very cool Shirl, why don't ya take Laverne with ya?

Shirley: Not until she apologizes.

Laverne: I won't until she does.

Fonzie: Count of three you both apologize and start over. Okay?

Shirley: Alright, I'm sorry I insulted your name Laverne.

Laverne: Me too Shirley.

Shirley: Call me Shirl.

Laverne: Okay Shirl. Do ya mind if I go to the library with ya? You know, help me meet everyone?

Shirley: Of course! C'mon, we'll meet Carmine there.

::they walk down the street and Fonzie hops on his bike (not a motorcycle, a regulaar bike, you know, ya pedal to move?) and rides away::