On an ordinary Sunday night I was slouched on the couch, watching the shit stain known as Giants versus Texans football. It was halfway through the fourth quarter with the Texans leading the Giants three to zero. The Giants quarterback tried to run into the end zone, but proceeded to fumble the ball and then it was recovered by the Texan's defense and ran it all the way for a score. Bored of the game I got up and walked into the kitchen where I decided to throw a bag of popcorn into the microwave. Listening to popcorn popping ASMR in real life when suddenly my phone dinged. Thinking it was Steve who was going to give me crap about my shit franchise losing, I was about to let him know I was numb to the pain. I realized that the message was from someone else. Someone I truly care dearly about. I opened the message and it read.
Hey yousa, are yousa busy tonight? Mesa wanted to see if mesa could comin over and yousa and mesa could have some fun.
I got overwhelmingly excited that Jar Jar wanted to come over tonight, I quickly responded that I was free and told him that he can come over whenever he wanted. The microwave finished but I didn't care, I made that motherfucker sit in that microwave as I ran back into the living room. I briskly started to clean up as I changed the light to a nice red color for the mood. I also turned off the tv, set up candles on the coffee table. Feeling satisfied that I had the mood set up perfectly. For the next fifteen minutes I sat on the couch waiting with anticipation as I watched the flames on the candle flicker. I heard the doorbell rang and I sprang up and sprinted towards the door and opening it, there he stood, smiling at me.
"Well hidoe, mesa'm so excited to see yousa again." Jar Jar said as he walked into the house, I closed the door behind him.
"Well hello there..." I said meekly glancing down at the floor. Jar Jar gently used his hand to have me glance into his eyestalks. The yellow glare with the warm smile made me blush a deep rose color. I grabbed his hand and led him into the dimly lit living room. Obviously impressed with the setup I had made for him he sat on the couch.
"Mesa really like disa setup, it's really got a nice romantic touch to it." Jar Jar said. I glanced around the living room.
"So, whatcha wanna do tonight my love? Wanna get freaky and break the couch?" I asked him. Jar Jar chuckled as he shook his head.
"Well, mesa didn't have sex in mind tonight actually." Jar Jar said as he sat up glaring at me. I was kind of disappointed not going to lie, I had this sexy setup for that totally awesome sex session that was going to end up me buying another couch, and it was kind of out of his character to not have sex with me since he fucked me every time we met up. So with burning curiosity I couldn't help but to ask,
"You don't want to have sex? But why not? What did you have in mind?" Jar Jar continued to stare me down with a blank expression. Then a smile slowly started to creep onto his face, he suddenly lunged and started to tickle my stomach.
"It's tickle fight time!" Jar Jar yelled as he continued to tickle me. I started to laugh uncontrollably as I popped a boner. Jar Jar tickled me more and more as I started to tear up. His fingertips softly but rapidly moved around on my belly as I felt trapped but horny as all fuck. I squirmed around, laughing as Jar Jar suddenly stopped.
"Mesa think disa tickle fight will be better without a shirt on." Jar Jar said as he took off my shirt. Jar Jar started tickling me again, his fingers on my bare skin made the feeling more intense.
"Jar Jar please!" I stuttered while laughing. Then the unthinkable happened, I pissed my pants. I called timeout and Jar Jar stopped. I ran upstairs and changed my pants and went back into the living room. I was expecting Jar Jar to immediately tickle me again, he did so but he used another technique. He used his long tongue and started to tickle my stomach, the tongue explored around my sides and my armpits. I mustered up strength and lunged towards Jar Jar and started to tickle him back. He started to laugh and squirmed around, his big ears flopping everywhere. I thought I finally had the spotlight to finally be the dominant one in the relationship, but he shot out his tongue and it wrapped around my body. The tongue reeled me in and he swallowed me whole.
"Yousa in big doo-doo this time." Jar Jar said as he patted his expanded belly.
"Oh you poor fool..." I muttered as I started my counter attack. I tickled Jar Jar from the inside and he started to go wild, he was laughing, crying, and even made himself piss his pants.
"You gunna tap out bitch?" I asked as I continued to to tickle him.
"Never!" Jar Jar screamed as he continued to laugh, Jar Jar's belly bulge was moving from me tickling him, and I started to use my bare feet to double the attack.
"Oh no!" Jar Jar screamed as he was stuck on his back waving his arms and legs around uncontrollably. I used one more method, I got my revenge by using my tongue, now using five parts of my body to tickle Jar Jar, it was an all out attack.
"Okeeday uncle uncle!" Jar Jar said as he finally spat me out. I sat up glaring at him and giving him a maniacal smile. Jar Jar sat there panting trying to catch his breath. He turned to me and smiled.
"Mesa must say mesa'm impressed, dat was some fine tickling yousa did." Jar Jar said. I was completely drenched, I was ready for a shower after that.
"I definitely need a shower babe." I told him as he smiled and nodded. He followed me up the stairs into the bathroom. I turned on the hot water and we both went into the shower. I proceeded to bend him over and drilled his ass while I gripped his eyestalks.
The End.