The story starts off at Star Records where Austin is finishing up a song he wrote
"Great song Austin." Ally said
"Thanks Ally." Austin says
"It's good but I prefer Can't Do It Without You." Jimmy says
Soon Trish and Dez run in the studio
"Austin guess what!" Dez yelled
"You finally got smarter?" Austin asked
"No you wish." Dez said
"You're performing live next weekend." Trish says
"Shut up." Austin said
"Okay." Dez says
"Where's he performing at?" Ally asked
"He'll be performing here at a local park." Trish replied
"Now Austin if you're performing next week then there are some things that you need to do." Jimmy said
Ally decides to walk Jimmy out and locks the door
"Okay I like Jimmy and all but I need a vacation." Austin says
"You're telling me." Dez said
"Eh we got a week." Ally says
"I'll get the suitcases." Trish said
We now transition to the Henry Danger universe as the exterior cuts down to the Man Cave where Ray and Schwoz are playing ping pong ball. Ray has 20 points and Schwoz has 17
Ray throws the ball so hard it causes Scwhoz to flinch and miss
"That's 21 I win!" Ray yelled
"Dang it!" Schwoz yelled
"Ah netter luck next time." Ray says
The tube bell sound is heard as a tube comes down and a second later so does Henry, Charlotte and Jasper (Henry and Jasper are in the same tube)
"Hey guys." Henry says
"About time you got here." Ray said
"Sorry there was traffic." Jasper says
"So how was school?" Schwoz asked
"It was great." Henry replied
Charlotte is on her phone and sees Austin's tweet causing her to scream loud
"Until Charlotte yelled in our ear." Jasper says
"You guys guess who's hosting a concert next week from now?!" Charlotte yelled
"A singer?" Jasper asked
"Not just any singer. Austin Moon." Charlotte replied
"No way." Henry yelled
"For real?" Jasper asked
"Uh huh." Charlotte replied
"Who's Austin Moon?" Ray asked
"You're kidding right? "Charlotte asks
"I'm serious. Who the heck is Austin Moon" Ray replied
"Austin Moon is like the famous singer in Miami, Florida." Henry says
"His songs are good." Schwoz said
"How could you not know who Austin Moon is?" Jasper asked
"Cause I don't Jasper god!" Ray yelled
"Do you have to be like that to me every time?" Jasper asked
"Jasper come on. We got homework to do." Henry said
Henry, Charlotte and Jasper go to the tubes and it comes down
"Up the tubes!" They yelled
The tubes suck them up
"Why do you have to be so harsh to Jasper? He's a good kid." Schwoz says
"I don't know Schwoz. I just do not know." Ray said
We now cut back to Austin and his friends where they are flying on a plane
"So where are we going on our vacation?" Ally asked
"Well I thought we would stay in this nice town called Swellview." Trish replied
"What's a Swellview?" Dez asked
"Sounds like a made up name." Austin replied
"And why does the sign look like a cheap parody of the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles?" Dez asked
"Ha it does look like a cheap parody of the Hollywood sign." Said Austin
"Wait are we staying at a hotel?" Ally asked
"Oh god no. I found a nice house we can stay at for the week." Trish replied
Trish gets on her tablet and pulls up a pic of the Hart house
"Wow nice house." Dez says
"But isn't there a family that lives in that house?" Austin asked
"Well according to this post by a girl named Piper Hart, she is renting her house for $100 a night." Trish replied
"I would have charged $1,000." Dez says
"Dez!" Austin yelled
"Wait he just said something smart and brilliant." Trish said
"Thanks can I get a picture with the parody Hollywood sign?" Dez asked
"And he's back." Trish says
"Well I just hope the parents of that house are okay with it." Ally said
"Why wouldn't they be?" Trish asked
At the Hart house, Henry, Charlotte and Jasper all walk in
"Hey I'm home from work and brought Charlotte and Jasper with me." Henry said
"You always bring them with you." Jake said
"So how was school?" Kris asked
"Well I got a 95 on my English test." Charlotte replied
"That's good." Kris said
"Passed my History test." Henry said
"Wonderful." Jake says
"I managed to run a full mile without sweating." Jasper says
"That's nice." Kris said
Soon Piper throws down a suitcase thus alerting Henry, Charlotte, Jasper, Kris and Jake
"Piper did you just throw my suitcase down?" Jake asked
"No I threw mom's suitcase. This is yours." Piper replied
Piper throws the suitcase and it lands on Jasper
"OW!" Jasper yelled
"You better not have hurt my suitcase." Jake says
"I'm fine! Thanks for asking." Jasper said
"Here I'll take you upstairs." Henry says
Henry and Jasper exit the scene as Piper walks downstairs
"You want to explain why you threw your parents suitcases?" Charlotte asked
"Okay Austin Moon is coming here to Swellview for a vacation so I rented out our house for him and his friends if he brings them with." Piper said
"And you did this without our permission?" Jake asked
"Hey if I didn't get in trouble for renting the house for the Game Shakers then I should have no problem renting it out to Austin Moon." Piper replies
"Let me guess, you're making me and your dad stay at the same hotel again aren't you?" Kris asked
"Uh duh." Piper replied
"Do I even have a say in this?" Charlotte asked
Doorbell rings
"Ah they're here!" Piper yelled
"And another person who doesn't knock." Jake says
"Okay why does it bother you so much?" Kris asked
Piper opens the door and sees Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez on the other side
"Hi I'm Austin Moon. Are you Piper Hart?" Austin asked
"Yes I am. Please come on in." Piper replies
They walk in the house
"No way you're really Austin Moon!" Charlotte yelled
"Well I'm not a random stranger in someone's house or anything." Austin said
"Technically we are." Dez says
"Shut up." Austin whispers
"Henry, Jasper come down here!" Kris yelled
Henry and Jasper walk downstairs and Trish sees them and sees their hair blowing
"Who's that?" Trish asked
"My brother Henry and his weird friend Jasper." Piper replied
"I'm guessing you're their other friend." Ally said
"Charlotte Page." Charlotte replies
"Uh mom don't you and dad have to get somewhere?" Piper asked
"Oh okay I guess we aren't wanted here. Come honey." Jake says
"Bye kids. Be good. Henry you're in charge. Do not let the house burn down." Kris says
"Well Piper's here so no promises." Henry said
Kris and Jake walk out of the house and will not be seen for the rest of the episode
"Your parents are weird." Dez says
"Like you're normal." Trish said
"I heard that before." Jasper says
"Oh people tell you that too?" Dez asks
"Well I just said that so yes." Jasper replied
"Does every group have that one friend who's dimwitted?" Charlotte asked
"I feel you girl." Ally replies
"I think she said her name is Charlotte." Dez says
"Okay I'm going to get take outs. Charlotte come with." Piper said
"Bye." Charlotte says
They leave the scene
"Has your hair always looked like this?" Dez asked
"Oh no it used to be curly." Jasper replies
"Well they seem to be bonding well." Austin said
"Figures they would." Henry said
We now cut to a strange house where Dr. Minyak, Nurse Cohort, The Time Jerker and The Toddler are hosting a secret villains meeting
"So what's our plan to kill Captain Man and Kid Danger this time? The Toddler asked
"I think we should go back in time, bump into Captain Man's parents to make them hate each other so that way they don't get married which means no Captain Man. No Kid Danger." The Time Jerker replies
"That would never work cause we don't even know what his parents look like." Dr. Minyak says
"Didn't Drex try to go back in time to make sure Captain Man never got his powers but failed?" The Toddler asks
"Well it was worth a shot." The Time Jerker said
Nurse Cohort is listening to some Austin Moon music
"Nurse Cohort are you even listening?" Dr. Minyak asked
Nurse Cohort pauses her music
"Oh sorry I wasn't listening. I was listening to this Austin Moon music." Nurse Cohort said
"Wait isn't he performing a concert in Miami sometime next week?" The Toddler asked
"Indeed he is. He tweeted it 12 hours ago." The Time Jerker replied
"Well why don't we all flee to Florida to ruin the concert? It's not like Captain Ham and Lame Danger would care since they only protect Swellview." Dr. Minyak says
"Can't wait to see how this plan fails." Nurse Cohort said
"Time to book a flight to Miami, Florida." The Toddler said
"Hey I'm the Time Jerker so only I make time puns!" The Time Jerker yelled
"Why don't we stop at the prison and "bail out" a couple people to help us." Dr. Minyak says
Back at the Hart house, Henry, Charlotte, Jasper, Piper, Austin, Ally, Dez and Trish are eating takeouts from Inside Out Burger
"Oh man Inside Out Burger has great food." Jasper says
"Yeah it does." Dez said as he and Jasper fist bump each other
"So Austin what song are you going to perform for your concert next week?" Piper asked
"Yeah we have a whole list of them." Trish replied
"I might do one that everyone knows." Austin said
"Can't Do It Without You?" Charlotte asks
"That's the one." Austin replied
"Let's just hope no one tries to ruin your concert." Ally said
"Now who would want to ruin a great concert like Austin Moon?" Dez asked
"Our town has a ton of crazy villains Dez." Jasper replied
"How crazy?" Trish asked
"This one guy named Dr. Minyak once hold me and Jasper hostage at my own house." Piper says
"He also tried to ruin a famous singer's concert in New York." Jasper said
"Luckily he was stopped by Captain Man and Kid Danger." Charlotte says
"Kid Danger is so hot." Piper says
"Yeah you do not want to be saying that." Henry said
"Hey Jasper you want to go cruise around at a store?" Dez asked
"Yeah sure let's hang." Jasper replied
"Wait I thought we were hanging out." Henry said
"Well Dez wants to hang out now. Don't worry I won't be gone long Harry." Jasper said
"It's Henry." Henry says
Jasper and Dez walk out of the Hart house
"Ha looks like Jasper just replaced you with Dez." Piper said
"What no he didn't." Henry said
"Then why did he just blow you off and called you Harry?" Charlotte asked
"Jasper replaced me!" Henry yelled
"Henry don't let it get to you." Ally says
"Jasper and Dez are probably just wanting to get to know each other more." Trish said
"Yeah okay." Henry says
In Miami, Florida, the main villains are at a part setting up a trap for Austin & his friends
"Is the trap all set?" Dr. Minyak asked
"Yes sir." The Toddler replied
"And it only took us 5 hours." Said the Time Jerker
"Thanks for the help Frankini." Dr. Minyak says
Frankini and Goomer are now seen as the audience cheers
"You're very welcome. This trap is sure to injure Austin Moon." Frankini said
"I can't wait to see it fail." Nurse Cohort said
"Can't you ever be supportive of me?" Dr. Minyak asked
"No." Nurse Cohort replied
"Man they act like an old married couple." The Toddler says
"Now I don't know why we should do this to Austin Moon. We hardly know him." Goomer says
"Goomer honey we're villains so it's what we do." Frankini said
"Okay." Goomer said
"Man he makes Jeff seem like a genius." The Toddler said
"Where did you even find this guy?" The Time Jerker asked
"I know him cause he used to hang with my sister but something weird must have happened since he left Venice, Los Angeles, California and moved to Swellview where I hired him as my evil assistant." Frankini said
"I also used to be an MMA fighter and had a twelve to thirteen year old as my manager but that's also a very long story." Goomer said
"I think Jeff is more smarter than this guy." Nurse Cohort said
"Hey what do you think you are doing? A girl who happens to be Brooke says
"Uh..." Dr. Minyak says
"We're trying to ruin Austin Moon's concert." Goomer replied
"Goomer!" Frankini, The Toddler, The Time Jerker, Dr. Minyak and Nurse Cohort yelled
"Oh let me help. I have a grudge against his friends since they keep ruining my plans to be with Austin forever." Brooke says
"Alright you're in." Dr. Minyak said
We now cut back to Swellview where Jasper and Dez have bought matching shirts
"Wow I never bought matching shirts before." Jasper says
"Me neither. We look good." Dez said
"Yeah we do." Jasper said
Jasper and Dez create a handshake that's similar to Henry and Jasper's handshake
"Let's selfie it up." Dez said
The two take a selfie on Dez's phone
"Looks good." Jasper said
Dez posts the pic to his social media with the caption #NewBestBros
"Hey do you know if this store has a customize shirt isle?" Jasper asked
"Yeah I think that sign that says "Customize shirt isle" in isle 13 does it." Dez replied
"Perfect. I have two shirts that need customized." Jasper says and walks down the isle
Back with the villains, they see Jimmy Starr walking up
"Hey who's the dude?" The Toddler asked
"I don't know but he's walking to the trap." Dr. Minyak replied
"Look I don't care. Austin is performing next week and that's..." Jimmy said before the trap which is a laser beam that has a wrecking ball attacked to it hits him
"Oh that's going to leave a mark." Nurse Cohort says
"Suck on that Jimmy Starr." Brooke yelled
"Now we know it works." The Toddler said
"Time to head out before we get caught." The Time Jerker says
Flip scene to Henry's bedroom where Austin, Ally Trish and Henry are chilling out when Dez and Jasper walk in wearing matching shirts
"We're back!" Dez yelled
"Where have you been?" Trish asked
"Dez and I were out getting matching shirts." Jasper replied
"You never got matching shirts with me." Henry said
"We look good in these don't we Jasp?" Dez asked
"Heck yeah we do." Jasper said and high fives Dez
"We've been hanging out all day." Dez says
"Interesting." Austin said
"Yep Dez is a great guy and turns out that we have a lot in common." Jasper said
"Almost as if you were meant to be best friends." Ally says
"Yeah sure." Dez said
"Okay I can't take this! I'm out! Have fun with your new best friend!" Henry said and angrily walks out of his room causing Henry's gum to fall out of his picture
"Henry wait!" Jasper said but it's too late
Dez picks it up and grabs a gumball out of the tube
"New best friend? What's his problem and what is he talking about?" Jasper asked
"He's mad cause he thinks Dez stole you from him." Austin replied
"Why would he think that?" Dez asked
"Well you've been hogging Jasper all day." Ally replied
"Plus when you left 3 hours ago you called Henry Harry." Trish says
"And when Ally said you and Dez were meant to be best friends, Dez responded with yeah sure." Austin says
"Oh crud I didn't mean to upset him." Jasper said
"I was just kidding." Dez says
Outside of Henry's room, he is talking with Charlotte
"Jasper has been my best friend forever and now he replaces me with some dude from Florida that he barely knows!" Henry said
"Dude why in the world would Jasper replace you with Dez? Just because they have the same personalities doesn't mean he's replacing you." Charlotte said
Henry is now putting two and two together and realizes Charlotte is right
"You're right!" Henry yelled
"When am I ever wrong?" Asked Charlotte
"Man why did I get so upset?" Henry asked
"Don't ask me. Ask Jasper." Charlotte replied
"Right I got to talk to Jasper about this." Henry said
Henry barges in his room, runs up to Jasper and hugs him, Jasper hugs him back
"Henry look about Dez..." Jasper said
"No it's my fault. I shouldn't have gotten jealous of you and Dez. It seemed like you two were having such a good time that I thought you were replacing me as your best friend." Henry says
"Dude I would never replace you. Just because Dez and I have the same personalities, doesn't mean I'm cutting you from my life." Jasper said
"Told ya!" Charlotte says
"You're my best friend for life man. I can't imagine life without you." Jasper said
"Aw thanks." Henry said
Also when Dez and I were out shopping, I got us these." Jasper said
Jasper hands Henry a shirt with a picture of them from the day they met
"You got me a shirt with a picture of us from the day we met?" Henry asked
"I got me one too." Jasper replies and puts the shirt on
"Wow I love it." Henry said as he puts the shirt on
"I knew you would. I love you man." Jasper says
"Love you too." Henry says
Henry and Jasper hug each other for 5 seconds
Dez walks over to Henry
"Henry I'm sorry for stealing Jasper. He and I were getting along well I guess I didn't see it was making you feel left out. He's all yours man." Dez says
"Thanks Dez." Henry said
"Don't you just love bromance?" Trish asked
"Hey what are you chewing on anyways?" Charlotte asks
"Some of Henry's gum from his weird tube." Dez says
"What?!" Henry asks
Henry notices the gumball tube on the floor as Dez stats to blow a bubble
"Henry." Jasper says in slow motion
Henry runs up to Dez and tries to stop him from blowing the bubble but it's too late as the bubble pops transforming Dez into Kid Danger shocking everyone
"What the nuts!" Austin yelled
"What did I get gum on me?" Dez asked
Dez sees he's in the Kid Danger costume
"Whoa cool." Dez said
"How in the world did he get dressed like Kid Danger?" Trish asked
"He said he blew a bubble from Henry's weird gum tube." Ally replied
"Wait so I'm Kid Danger?!" Dez asked
"No you fool! Henry is Kid Danger!" Austin yelled
Everyone is shocked
"What me Kid Danger? I'm not Kid Danger. I don't even know Kid..." Henry said and zaps Austin and his friends unconscious
"Dude!" Charlotte yelled
"Sorry I panicked." Henry said
"Man this is bad. Ray is going to kill us." Jasper said
"No he won't. We got to say it was an accident." Henry said
Piper walks in with towels blocking her face
"Hey who wants hot towels?" Piper asked
Henry zaps Piper unconscious
"Okay she did not deserve that." Henry said
"Come on let's get these four to the Man Cave." Charlotte says
"What about Piper?" Jasper asked
"We'll worry about her later." Henry replied
"Hey I just realized this is how the Game Shaker kids found out." Charlotte said
"You think Austin and his friends would have found out a different way." Henry says
"Or just not find out at all." Jasper says
We now cut to the Junk N' Stuff store as the exterior shot cuts down to the Man Cave where Ray and Schwoz are watching a Drake & Josh marathon
"Man this show is so classic." Ray said
"If only it could get a revival." Schwoz says
"Schwoz don't say stuff that'll never happen." Ray said
The elevator door dings and Henry, Charlotte and Jasper step out rolling in a cart that has Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez all knocked out
"Ray we have a problem!" Henry yelled
"What's wrong? Uh who are those kids?!" Ray asked
"Isn't that Austin Moon and his friends?" Schwoz asked
"That Dez kid somehow found Henry's gum." Jasper replied
"Oh god tell me he did not blow a bubble." Ray said
"He did and Austin, Ally and Trish all saw." Charlotte said
"Then they put two and two together and figured out I'm Kid Danger." Henry said
"Get the memory wiper Schwoz." Ray said
"Kay Kay." Schwoz said
"Do you have to wipe their minds?" Charlotte asked
"Yes I do." Ray replied
"But why?" Jasper asked
"Because Jasper it's too dangerous for people to know who we are." Ray said
Henry and Ray get out their gum and they transform into Captain Man and Kid Danger as Austin and his friends begin to wake up
"They're waking up!" Charlotte yelled
"Ugh what happened?" Austin asked
"Where are we?" Ally asked
"Welcome to the Man Cave." Captain Man says
"Henry is that you?" Dez asked
"Hey." Kid Danger replied
Schwoz walks back in with the memory wiper
"I got the device!" Schwoz said
"What the hay is that thing?" Trish asked
"I'm not a thing!" Schwoz yelled
"Good give it!" Captain Man said
"Uh what is that?" Austin asked
"Oh it's a weird camera. Smile and say amnesia." Captain Man said
"Dude you are not wiping their memories!" Charlotte yelled
"What he's going to zap our memories?" Ally asked
"No Ally he's taking our picture." Dez said
"Well your brain won't take too long to wipe." Captain Man said
"Dude you can't do this." Kid Danger said
"Yes I do! It's too risky." Captain Man says
"What if they never tell anyone?" Jasper asked
"Ugh do you always got to be like this?" Captain Man asks
"We won't tell this to anyone!" Trish said
"We swear." Austin said
"Okay fine you can keep your memories." Captain Man said
"Hey there's breaking news going on." Schwoz said and turns on Channel 7
"We got breaking news in Miami, Florida." Trent said
"That's right Trent. It appears four villains from Swellview were spotted in Miami and teamed up with a Miami residence who are planning to destroy a singer named Austin Moon." Mary said
"The villains are none other than Dr. Minyak, Nurse Cohort, The Toddler, The Time Jerker and a Florida girl named Brooke who has an obsessive crush over this Austin dude and will do anything to get him all to herself." Trent says
"Ga dang it!" Captain Man yelled
"She will never leave you alone." Dez says
"Now they didn't cause harm to Austin Moon but they ended up injuring a guy named Jimmy Starr who happens to be the owner of Austin's studio." Mary said
"Oh no poor Jimmy." Austin said
"I'm being told the villains are requesting to video chat right now." Trent said
Soon the main villains appear on screen
"Hello Trent and Mary." The Toddler said
"Captain Man Kid Danger we know you're watching this news!" Dr. Minyak yelled
"If you try to stop us from ruining Austin Moon's concert, we'll put you in a time-out." The Time Jerker said
"Enough of the time puns." Nurse Cohort said
"Austin I know you and your dumb friends are watching this. If any of you boobs come across me, I will kill all of you! Well except Austin cause then I won't be able to take you back as my permanent girlfriend." Brooke yelled
"Good luck trying to stop us Captain Ham and Lame Danger! We're all the way in Florida." The Toddler said
"And you'll never ever find us! Back to you Trent." Dr. Minyak said as a shocked Trent and Mary are back on screen
"Well you heard it here folks. Will Captain Man and Kid Danger save Austin Moon's concert or will they fail?" Mary asked
"We'll find out tomorrow when the concert happens." Trent said as the news ends
"Oh man this day just got worse." Trish says
"Eh their plans never work." Captain Man said
"But he injured the owner of our studio." Ally says
"I hope Jimmy is okay." Dez said
"And now Brooke is wanting to kill us. This is bad." Trish says
"Who's Brooke?" Charlotte asked
"A creepy girl who has a massive crush on Austin." Ally replied
"She one kidnapped me and Trish and locked us in a recording studio and tried to force me to write songs about her." Austin replied
"She intervenes every girl Austin meets and goes out with." Dez says
"She sounds like that Nora girl from iCarly." Jasper said
"And your ex girlfriend who tried to kill Charlotte." Kid Danger says
"Whatever happened to her?" Schwoz asked
"I pushed her out of my window and she hasn't been seen nor heard since." Charlotte replied
"Anyways, Brooke also once stole my songbook and dressed up as our librarian, Mrs. Kravitz in order to kidnap me and lock me up in a photo booth and framed three of our side friends Chuck, Kimmy, and Myles for being the thief. Then at the end of that event Brooke disguised herself as me and tried to get Austin to break up with me so she can be his permanent girlfriend." Ally said
"We were able to stop her and now it looks like she's going to ruin the show." Dez said
"Wow she does seem crazy." Schwoz said
"Captain Man you and Kid Danger need to come to Florida to save my concert." Austin says
"What do you say Ray?" Kid Danger asked
"I say it looks like we're going to Florida!" Captain Man replied
"Who's Ray?" Trish asked
"I guess Captain Man is." Dez replied
"Can we come too?" Charlotte asked
"We promise to not do anything to blow the secret." Jasper says
"Fine go start up the Man-Copter." Captain Man said
Charlotte and Jasper head to the tubes and it comes down
"Up the tubes!" They yelled and the tubes sucks them up
"What do you want me to do boss?" Schwoz asked
"You get to stay here and be on the lookout." Captain Man replied
"You can also help by monitoring us with these hidden cameras." Kid Danger said
"Got it!" Schwoz yelled
"Let's go save a concert." Kid Danger said
"First here kid. Use this to change back." Captain Man says
Ray hands Dez a reverse gumball tube and he blows it transforming it out of the Kid Danger costume
"This day is so weird." Dez said
"Wait Henry what did you do with your sister?" Trish asked
"Crud I forgot." Kid Danger said
"I guess we can pick her up and have us help out but no one tell her a word on who we are." Captain Man said
"Got it." Austin and his friends said
They soon go to the tubes. Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Dez are on one side and Ally, Austin and Trish are on the other side
"Call it kid." Captain Man said
"Up the tubes!" Kid Danger yelled
The tubes suck them up
"Whee!" Dez yelled
"Good luck team!" Schwoz yells
At the Hart house, Piper is still asleep when a doorbell is heard at the door
"Ew why am I in Henry's room?" Piper asked
Doorbell rings
"I'm coming!" Piper yelled
Piper goes to get the door and sees the others on the other side
"Captain Man, Kid Danger? What are you doing here and why are you with Charlotte and Jasper?" Piper asked
"Austin is in big danger." Jasper said
"We went shopping and overheard that Dr. Minyak, Nurse Cohort, The Toddler and Time Jerker are going to ruin Austin's concert." Charlotte said
"Then we all suddenly ran into Captain Man and Kid Danger and now we need your help to save the concert." Trish said
"Are you in?" Austin asked
"Heck yeah I'm in. I get to help fight crime." Piper says
"Well it's a long drive so come along everyone." Captain Man said
"Oh Piper did you know that your brother and Kid Danger..." Dez says
"Looks like each other but are not each other." Austin says
"Please Kid Danger is hot and my brother is well my brother." Piper says
"Well I think your brother who I never met is handsome and that you should be proud to have him." Kid Danger says
"Yeah whatever." Piper said
"Now if you're wondering why your brother isn't here but his friends are is because..." Austin said
"Henry had to run the store while our boss Ray had to go to a family emergency." Charlotte says
"And why are you and that here?" Piper asked
"Did you not listen? We all ran into Captain Man and Kid Danger so they asked us to help save Austin's concert so we said yes." Jasper said
"Girls right." Dez said
"They think we're the dumb ones." Jasper says
"Okay someone cut to the next scene." Trish said
"Thank you young lady." Captain Man says
We are now in Miami, Florida where the trio is outside the Star Records studio where the gang is outside
"So this is where you make your songs huh?" Piper asked
"Yes." Austin replied
"Cool studio." Jasper says
Dark clouds are outside as it starts to rain hard
"Yikes it's raining hard." Captain Man said
30 seconds later it stops and now it's sunny with clear skies
"Okay now it's sunny with clear skies?" Charlotte asked
"How?" Kid Danger asked
"Florida weather man." Trish replied
"Weird weather." Dez said
"As long as it's not weirder than Seattle." Jasper said
"Okay do we have everything we need for tonight?" Ally asked
"Yes Ally." Austin replied
"Kid Danger and I got our weapons too." Captain Man said
"I got pepper spray so I can spray them." Piper says
"Let's move out." Trish said
"Who said you can tell me what to do?" Piper asked
"I'm Austin Moon's manager." Trish says
"Trish aren't you too young to be a manager?" Charlotte asked
"No, no I'm not!" Trish yelled
"Are we moving or what?" Dez asked
"I call shot gun!" Jasper said
"No fair!" Charlotte yelled
"You always get shot gun. Let this nice kid who I never met before sit in front." Kid Danger said
"Fine." Charlotte says
It is now the day of the concert, Captain Man, Kid Danger, Charlotte, Jasper and Piper are undercover as Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez have hidden mics on them
"Austin is the coast clear?" Kid Danger asked
"It's clear my way." Austin replies
"Ally do you see anything?" Charlotte asks
"Not that I can see." Ally replied
"What about you Trish do you see anything?" Piper asked
"No but I see someone ordered a pizza with anchovies." Trish replied
"Gross." Captain Man says
"Okay Dez are you seeing anything?" Asked Jasper
"Who said that?" Dez asked
"Me Jasper." Jasper replies
"But I don't see you." Dez said
"Cause you have a hidden mic on and I'm hiding behind the stage so people don't know I work for Captain Man and Kid Danger." Jasper says
"Ohhh." Dez said
"Man Dez makes Jasper seem like a genius." Piper says
"Nah I think Jasper is a little more smarter than Dez." Charlotte said
"Just say they have the same personalities and move on!" Captain Man said
"I still think that Jasper kid who I never met before is smarter." Kid Danger says
"Alright Austin you go live in 5, 4, 3, 2." Trish said
"You forgot the 1." Jasper says
Austin goes on stage
"Good evening everyone! I'm Austin Moon! Thanks for coming out tonight." Austin said
"We love you Austin Moon!" A fan yelled
"Let's do this." Austin Moon said
Austin plays his guitar
"When the crowd wants more I bring on the thunder! Cause you got my back and I'm not going under!" Austin sings
Captain Man and Kid Danger see the villains
"Captain Man I see them!" Kid Danger yelled
Austin walks over to the trap
"Yes he's walking to the trap!" Goomer yelled
Captain Man and Kid Danger see the trap
"Austin watch your step!" Captain Man yelled
Austin sees the trap and backs away
"Wow that was a close one." Austin said
"NO!" Dr. Minyak yelled
The villains get on stage
"You were supposed to walk into that trap and get seriously hurt!" The Toddler yelled
"BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!" A fan yelled
"Oh we will after we kill Austin Moon!" Brooke yelled
"Not so fast!" Captain Man and Kid Danger yelled
"Well Captain Ham and Dumb Danger!" Dr. Minyak said
"We knew you would be here." Frankini says
"Hi." Goomer said
"You realized it's three against seven." The Time Jerker said
"No it's not!" Ally, Dez, Trish, Charlotte, Jasper and Piper yelled
"Huh new recruits huh?" Nurse Cohort asked
"Now it's nine against seven." Goomer says
"Yeah we see that Goomer." Dr. Minyak says
"Attack!" Captain Man yelled
Captain Man goes to fight Dr. Minyak, Kid Danger goes to attack The Toddler, Ally and Piper goes to attack Brooke, Dez and Jasper get Frankini Goomer while Trish goes to attack The Time Jerker and Charlotte goes to Nurse Cohort
"I'll teach you to ruin my boyfriend's concert!" Ally said
"Austin doesn't want you! He wants me and only me!" Brooke yelled
"No I don't." Austin says
Piper attacks Brooke and causes her to fall down out cold
"Nice." Ally says
"Give it up Captain Ham! You'll never defeat me." Dr. Minyak said
Captain Man zaps Dr. Minyak with his laser
The Toddler tries to attack Kid Danger but he uses his super fast reflexes to doge them
"How are you so fast?" The Todder asked
"I'm just am!" Kid Danger yelled and zaps The Toddler with his laser gun
Dez and Jasper are cornered by Frankini and Goomer
"Ha you boobs got no where else to go! Get them Goomer!" Frankini said
"With pleasure." Goomer says
Goomer walks up to Jasper and Dez and they move one step to him
"AH DON'T HIT ME!" Goomer said and runs off
"Goomer you are such a wimp! How were you an MMA fighter?" Frankini asks and chases after Goomer
"That was easy." Jasper said
"Yeah it was." Dez says
Meanwhile The Time Jerker walks up to Trish
"You can't attack me for I am the Time Jerker." The Time Jerker says
"Well Time Jerker I'm putting you in a Time Out." Trish said
Trish gets out a baseball bat and hits the Time Jerker on the head causing him to black out
Every villain is out except for Nurse Cohort
"I have no part in this. I just wanted to see him fail." Nurse Cohort said
"How do you even put up with him?" Charlotte asked
"I'm thinking about quitting." Nurse Cohort says and walks off
Soon a bunch of cops arrive and they arrest the unconscious villains
"Okay sorry about that delay. Let's get this restarted!" Austin yelled
"Yeah let's do this!" Dez said
"Okay yeah Jasper is smarter compared to Dez." Piper said
"Wow thanks." Jasper said
"Don't push it." Piper says
Austin plays his guitar, Ally plays the drums, Dez and Trish play the pianos
Austin starts singing the theme song to his show and soon the others join in and everyone in the crowd is screaming and cheering
"Goodnight Miami!" Austin yelled
The Austin & Ally and Henry Danger characters all hug each other
"You were amazing." Kid Danger said
"This is way better than the concert we went to in New York." Captain Man says
"You're a great piano player." Jasper said
"Thanks man." Dez says
"Hey since that Brooke girl won't leave you alone, why not get a restraining order on her?" Charlotte asked
"Yeah she keeps trying to kill us." Trish said
"Guess I never thought of that." Austin says
"And I thought I was the dumb one." Dez says
Kid Danger gets out his phone
"Everyone get in!" Kid Danger said
They all gather up for the selfie with Jasper and Henry's arms wrapped around each other, Austin and Dez has their arms wrapped around each other, the same with Charlotte and Piper. Ally and Trish while Captain Man puts his hands in between Dez and Kid Danger
Kid Danger takes the selfie and it comes out perfect
"Best concert ever!" They all yelled as the crossover comes to an end
The End
A/N Hope you all enjoyed this crossover event. This is the longest story I have ever made. I had to re-watch some Austin & Ally episodes to make sure the Austin & Ally characters weren't out of character otherwise I'd be pulling a Dan Schneider. For example, Dan made Henry Danger and not The Thundermans and there was a one hour crossover of these shows but only counted as a Henry Danger episode and it only featured Max and Phoebe. Dan got Phoebe's character right but got Max completely wrong. This crossover takes place during season 4 of both shows so Piper does not know the secret but still got to help out. Once again credit goes to Fanfiction user Blakinator for the logo.