Marlene- Italics
Dorcas- Bold
Remus- underlined
What to expect in today's video...
Just a lil drizzle of this-
NOOO!
Uhhhhmmmmmm, so uh...
What the hell happened here? Who MURDERED purple?
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Dorky, be quiet, you're scaring the viewers.
If anything's scaring the viewers, it's your face! OW! *wrestling Marlene*
*5 minutes later*
Okay, so, welcome back to the vid. Dorky wanna finish the sentence? Today we're gonna...
RUIN MARLS' HAIR!
*cough*
I mean, dye it a pwetty pink. Oh, and purple.
Yass! I'm gonna look hella hottttt!
I'll be the judge of that...
AND ME!
Rem, you scared me! Yes, you too. So, Dorky's gonna be doing my hair because she's studying cosmology, wait is that how you say it?
It's cosmetology, but ehhh close enough.
Let's get going!
Also, Rem is here cuz he's so highly opinionated...
Hey! I'm only here cuz I have nothing to do. *sad face*
Oh sorry Mr I finished all my work for the next month *eye roll*
Yeah, why aren't you at work or something?
Oh, it's closed.
What the hell, did they find the rats then?
Rats? MARLENE WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Worth it.
Dorky, just focus on the hair, babe. Tell the viewers whatcha doing.
M'kay. So I'm just putting on gloves and Marls is brushing her hair.
Luckily she's a blonde already.
Oh God, yeah. We don't have to mess around with bleach and lightener and toner and...
What's that?
Never mind *internal facepalm* where's the dye?
Here!
I want pinky purple with purple highlights.
So like an ombre?
YES!
I hope your hair survives this because it's so silky.
It's so floooofy!
Stop fluffing up my hair and get it over with.
Okay, head over the bath. Just a lil drizzle of this-
NOOO!
Uhhhhmmmmmm, so uh...
What the hell happened here? Who MURDERED purple?
Blue vented, I swear.
Nooo, I saw yellow in elec!
How did you know where the murder was? You sus.
Are you saying I- I'm sus? I watched you scan!
But you didn't scan with me... *rises eyebrow*
I'm telling you... I HAD ADMIN SWIPE!
Guys. Guys, what happened? Why is the floor purple?
Uuuhhhhh... Nothing?
Let's continue.
You know what would look really cute? Purple to pink!
Ooohhhh! Yeah!
Start with the purple, cuz duh. I'm just applying the purple to the area I want it, see. And I'll do the roots in a lil bit.
Rem, talk to me I'm regretting this *nervous laughter*
You should be...
REMUUUUSSSSS!
Okay, fiiiine.
Tell me why brew is closed.
(OMG SHE'S SO DEMANDING) Oh, so basically the owner, yeah, you know Mia?
Yeah, she's nice.
Well, she's moving away.
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?! I LOVED HER!
HAIR. DO THE HAIR!
Also, I thought you loved me :(
I do love you babe, she's just better than you. You know how it is.
Aaaanyways, she passed the ownership onto me, so we're renovating it. Cuz its called brew of tales, right, we're going for more of a reading/studying/chill maybe internet café vibe.
Sounds good.
Yeahhh! I wanna work there now, ahaha.
Haha, saaaame!
Well... we are hiring...
Lol. Ooh, yay, the purple's done. Lemme just do the roots, then I'll mix the pinky purple bit.
*10 mins later*
'Kay, so I'm just about the apply this mix... This is the middle stage between the pink and purple. Then we'll just kinda comb through to get that ombre vibe...
Oooh I wanna see!
NO!
NOO!
THE BATH! IT'S PURPLE! LIKE FULLY PURPLE! MY WHITE BATH! I JUST BOUGHT IT!
Uhhhh... It was all Dorcas.
Meanie! You did most of it!
HOW? I'm not the one with the dye *holds hands up* and I don't even live here. You guys are gonna look at this every time you come in the bathroom.
Oh my God! You're right! Is this a bad idea?
No it isn't! Remember you'll look hot!
... And I'm applying the pinky purple... Just tryna really let it fade from the purple into it. Okayyy...
What the hell. Lol, there's just a big purple block on her head.
WHAT REALLY?
Nah, just messing with you.
IT'S NOT FUNNY *pout*
Umm... YEAH it is.
Oh my God!
What? Is my hair falling out? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
No, wow, it actually looks so good now! Obviously, I still need to do the pink, but, wow.
Can I do something?
Sure, mix the pink. Just put it in a bowl thing and stir it.
Wow, I'm dyeing Marls' hair!
Um, what now. Oh, shut up.
Does it look okay?
Yeah, babe, it looks fab. Remus, the pink please? *wrestles Remus with one arm somehow* JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN PINK!
Don't feel like it.
REMMY, HURRY UP I'M TIRED!
Alright, alright. *Hands bowl over* HAPPY NOW?
Okay, just going ahead and putting it near to the second colour, so I can mix a bit of them together so they fade completely after. Okayyy... Oops missed a spot...
Ugh. How long does this go on for?
Shut up, or I'll dye yours blue in the night.
*high fives Dorcas* Yas, babe.
*mumbling* So called friends drag me over to their flat and make fun of me.
What was that?
Nothing.
Thought so. Comb, please. *receives comb* Okay, just really blending this colour in... PERFECT! All done, just needs to dry!
*23 minutes later*
Wow, it looks great! I haven't even styled it yet!
Yup, Remus is gonna curl it. He does Lily's, so I know he's good, and a lot better than me.
Finally, something I'm good at.
You're good at lots of things!
Joking, JOKING!
Curl, baby.
Ew, never call me that, please.
Oh, I'm sorry, is it only okay when your bae Sirius says it.
Umm... Duh! I'm only a pro at hair because of all the work I've had to do on his.
I'm sure. Now get curling.
Curling now!
*7 minutes later*
OMG YOUR HAIR IS SO BOUNCY!
BOING BOING!
Guys, it can't be that- OH MY GOD CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME HOLY WATER BECAUSE THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE-
*eye roll* predictable
Oh, come at me, bro, call me predictable again...
*hurriedly* Omg, girl, you look so good! *awkward smile*
Thanks, babe.
So, there you have it! I'm here with my beautiful hair, looking like a snack. Massive shout out and thanks to Dorky and Rem, the vending machine and factory of my good looks. Sounded better in my head. Dorky, help?
Don't forget to like and subscribe, it's worth it!
Aw, thanks, baby.
Huh? I meant to my channel, duh.
AND FOLLOW MY PINTEREST, CHOCOBLOCK!
*annoyed* Rem!
I'm Dorcas.
I'm Remus.
And I'm Marlene! And you are a great audience! Stay happy!
Or gay, same thing.
Mhm. Best advice ever.
*laughs* Bye! Don't forget to check out my other vids!
And mine! *giggling*