Alice: I've never seen you in Wonderland before. Baraka: I am a Tarkatan from Outworld! Alice: You'll soon be a distant memory. Baraka: What hole did YOU crawl from, Earthrealmer? Alice: Certainly not the same putrid hole YOU spawned from. Baraka: I will dice you to pieces for that! Baraka: Your blade is no match for mine. Alice: At least mine didn't come out of my body. Baraka: Just what are you trying to imply?! vs. Cassie Cage Alice: YOU made commander? Cassie: Yep, pretty impressive, huh? Alice: Your "Special Forces" must be desperate… Cassie: Nice dress. You late for a play?
Alice: I'll have you know, I wore this in my childhood. Cassie: And I thought MY parents were strange. Cassie: I lost my mom, too.
Alice: Don't compare yourself to me, welp.
Cassie: So much for finding common ground… vs.
Alice: And just what can an "Elder God" offer ME?
Cetrion: A way back to your own world, Alice.
Alice: Sounds too good to be true,
Cetrion. Cetrion: Your Wonderland is in turmoil.
Alice: What would YOU know of Wonderland?
Cetrion: I can restore your mind and your virtue.
Alice: I was warned of you, Cetrion.
Cetrion: I am merely trying to spread virtue to the realms. Alice: "Virtue"?! I'll gut you, you vile pig! vs. D'Vorah
Alice: What manner of abomination are you?
D'Vorah: We are Kytinn, and YOU are food.
Alice: I'll fill your belly, alright!
D'Vorah: Your "Wonderland" will feed the Hive.
Alice: You'll not go anywhere NEAR it! D'Vorah: This One disagrees. vs. Erron Black Alice: Is hunting me really worth it? Erron:
Well, the pay's good enough, little lady. Alice: Then allow me to give you your money's worth… Erron: I was paid to kill you, miss Liddell. Alice: By who? Erron: Some Red Queen or something. Erron: You shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight. Alice: I have much more than that, I assure you. Erron: Well then, this might get interesting. vs. Frost Alice: You are nothing more than Kronika's test subject. Frost: At least I'm not some loser in a dress. Alice: Let's see how you handle scalding hot tea! Frost: You think you can stop me with a teapot? Alice: This is no ordinary tea, you wind-up toy. Frost: You're gonna regret calling me that! Alice: You remind me of the Mad Hatter. Frost: Yeah? How's that? Alice: All of his enhancements were also for naught. vs. Fujin Alice: Is there something I can help you with? Fujin: We must train if we are to Kombat Kronika. Alice: I don't need your help. Begone. Fujin: Alice Liddell, I presume. Alice: How do you know my name? Answer me! Fujin: Raiden sent me to help you. vs. Geras Alice: You say you can't die? Geras: If you try, I will simply rise again. Alice: Impossible. Nothing is truly immortal. Geras: Kronika can heal your mind. Alice: If she is anything like Bumby, I think not. Geras: You dare compare her to an Earthrealmer?! Geras: Even if I die, I will come back. Alice: To haunt me? Are you sure you're not from Wonderland, Geras? Geras: I am not a product of your shattered mind! vs. Jacqui Briggs Alice: You are also part of this "Special Forces"? Jacqui: Yeah, and damn proud of it. Alice: Let's hope your pride doesn't cloud your judgement. Jacqui: So, you were in an insane asylum? Alice: That's really none of your business. Jacqui: Would it kill you to let people in? vs. Jade Alice: And just who are you? Jade: I am Jade, and you are? Alice: Your executioner if you don't get out of my way. Jade: Do you enjoy killing? Alice: No, I only do it if they deserve it. Jade: And do I deserve it, Alice? vs. Jax Briggs Alice: My mind and your arms are a testament. Jax: Yeah? To what? Alice: That some wounds never fully heal. Jax: This some kinda Lewis Carroll crap? Alice: Who is Lewis Carroll? Jax: Never mind, let's just do this. vs. Johnny Cage Alice: Another insufferable lout. Johnny: C'mon, you know I'm awesome. Alice: I know no such thing… Johnny: C'mon, think of the revenue. Alice: I'll not be in any of your movies! Don't ask again! Johnny: You're passing up something big here! vs. The Joker Alice: I'm not here for your amusement. Joker: Your death will be amusing enough, my dear. Alice: It's YOUR death you should be worried about. Joker: All it took is one bad day to drive you to lunacy? Alice: I plan to regain my sanity. Joker: Where's the fun in THAT?! Joker: So you know the joys of insanity? Alice: There is no joy in this, you monstrosity! Joker: You just haven't found the right way of enjoying it. Joker: "How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail". Alice: What are you babbling about NOW? Joker: Just a poem I heard once. vs. Kabal Alice: Can your speed avoid my blade? Kabal: And then some, missy. Alice: How about we test your theory? Kabal: What's your hurry? Alice: I've no time to deal with the likes of you. Kabal: Well, MAKE time. vs. Kano Alice: Men like you sicken me. Kano: Just trying to make an honest quid, sheila. Alice: You wouldn't know honesty if it stabbed you in the face. Kano: How much you want for them weapons? Alice: Touch them and I'll gouge out your other eye, you cur. Kano: Whatever happened to "not for sale"? vs. Kitana Alice: I'm trying to find my way back home. Kitana: Perhaps I can be of help? Alice: I doubt that, highly. Alice: So you rule this Outworld? Kitana: I rule as its Kahn, yes. Alice: Well, don't expect me to curtsy, "your majesty". Kitana: What brings you to outworld? Alice: That is not your concern. Kitana: As Outworld's Kahn, it is. vs. Kollector Alice: Leave my sight, you disgusting toad. Kollector: Will you not pay tribute? Alice: You'll get nothing and like it. Kollector: Wonderland must be full of treasure. Alice: I'll cut off all your arms if you even set FOOT in Wonderland. Kollector: You do not frighten me, Earthrealmer! vs. Kotal Kahn Alice: What can you offer me, Kotal? Kotal: If you wish to return home, you must learn to trust others. Alice: I can't risk being betrayed again. Kotal: Not all beings are as corrupt as Bumby. Alice: My experience says otherwise. Kotal: Without allies, you are forever lost. vs. Kung Lao Alice: That hat is rather impressive. Kung Lao: It should be, I wield it. Alice: But your ego is sickening. Kung Lao: Think your Vorpal Blade can beat my hat? Alice: Without a doubt. Kung Lao: Then let the battle of the blades begin. vs. Liu Kang Alice: Why should I trust YOU? Liu Kang: I mean you no harm, Alice. Alice: That remains to be seen. Liu Kang: I sense your mind is in a dark place. Alice: Don't speak as if you could POSSIBLY understand my pain. Liu Kang: Please, allow me to help you. vs. Nightwolf Alice: Are you here to judge me? Nightwolf: No, simply to advise you. Alice: When I want your advice, I'll beat it from you. Nightworf: The Matoka can ease your pain. Alice: Mind your own business, idiot. Nightwolf: Why must you be so stubborn? vs. Noob Saibot Alice: Another figment of my nightmares? Noob: From the deepest darkness, Alice. Alice: So was the Jabberwock, and even he fell. Noob: A dark veil hangs over you. Alice: I suppose you're going to tell me it will spell my doom. Noob: (Sarcastic) I would never be so predictable. vs. Raiden Alice: If you're going to get me home, do it now. Raiden: You must have patients, Alice. Alice: My patients ran out the MOMENT I arrived. Raiden: I can only do so much. Alice: Then what good are you as a god? Raiden: Do not mock me, child! Raiden: Your family and home were unjustly taken. Alice: I grow tired of false sympathy from cretins like you! Raiden: You will speak to me with respect! vs. RoboCop Alice: Another of the Hatter's machines? RoboCop: I am an officer of the law. Alice: Then you're of no use to anyone. RoboCop: You are under arrest for the murder of Angus Bumby. Alice: The lout raped my sister, killed my parents and tried to brainwash me, you idiot! RoboCop: NOTHING justifies murder. vs. Scorpion Alice: You also lost your family. Scorpion: My family's killer has paid with his life. Alice: As has mine. Scorpion: Do not let rage consume you, Alice Liddell. Alice: What would YOU know of rage? Scorpion: From my own experience. vs. Shang Tsung Alice: You'll not have my soul, you miserable parasite. Shang Tsung: Many brave warriors before you have made that claim. Alice: They weren't me. Shang Tsung: How many souls will I find in Wonderland? Alice: You'll never find out! Shang Tsung: Get in my way, and yours will be forfeit. vs. Shao Kahn Alice: I do not feat you, Shao Kahn. Shao Kahn: Well, that is a mistake, Earthrealmer. Alice: You're nothing but a tyrant, like the Red Queen. Shao Kahn: Keel before me or die. Alice: I kneel to no one, you disgusting ogre. Shao Kahn: I will take your head for that! Alice: I have no time for you, move aside. Shao Kahn: Over my dead body! Alice: I'll try to accommodate you. vs. Sheeva Alice: Another multi-armed creature. Sheeva: Does my appearance disgust you, Earthrealmer? Alice: No, I'm just…curious. Sheeva: What brings you to my kingdom, warrior? Alice: If you MUST know, I'm trying to find my way back home. Sheeva: So you are another drifter from another world? vs. Sindel Alice: Move aside. Sindel: I'll not suffer your insolence! Alice: I have other ways to make you suffer. Sindel: I suggest you swear fealty to me. Alice: Let me guess, all ways are your ways? Sindel: How DARE you mock me?! vs. Skarlet Alice: Keep your filthy hands off my blood. Skarlet: I sense a special property in it. Alice: You won't live long enough to claim it. Skarlet: Are you scared, Alice? Alice: What have I to fear from the likes of you? Skarlet: My Blood Magic! vs. Sonya Alice: What do you want? Sonya: We have portal technology that can send you home. Alice: And I'm supposed to just take your word for it? Sonya: Put the knife away. Alice: I don't take orders from YOU. Sonya: You will if you know what's good for you. vs. Spawn Alice: I must admit, you look imposing. Spawn: Gotta be to strike fear in demons and assholes. Alice: I've had my fair share of demons. Spawn: You killed your therapist? Alice: My "therapist" has made my life hell! Spawn: Well, now he's in his own hell. vs. Sub-Zero Alice: You can control the elements? Sub-Zero: Specifically, the cold. Alice: Let me warm you up with a spot of tea… Sub-Zero: Why must you refuse aid. Alice: I've had some…problems with trust. Sub-Zero: Is there no one to support you? vs. The Terminator Alice: Were you sent to kill me? Terminator: Yes. Alice: Skynet will regret this. Terminator: Take me to Sarah Conner. Alice: I don't know who that is. Terminator: Then you will be terminated. vs. Rain Alice: I've no time for your boasting. Rain: You should know not to dismiss a god, Alice. Alice: Oh, I'll do more than that. Rain: What sort of power do you possess? Alice: It's unlike anything you've ever seen. Rain: Yet it will be no match against the son of Argus. vs. Mileena Alice: Ugh! Such a vile creature. Mileena: I'll have your tongue for that insult! Alice: Better hope I don't cut out yours. Mileena: What is this "wonderland"? Alice: It's nothing you should be concerned with. Mileena: You'll tell me one way or another. vs. Rambo Alice: How have you not gone mad from all the bloodshed? Rambo: You see so much that you eventually go numb to it. Alice: I can relate to that. Rambo: So you came into this universe too? Alice: By some unknown magic, yes. Rambo: We gotta do something about that Kronika.