"The Carnival"
Part 2

Last time we left Laverne and Shirley, they had been planning a carnival along with the Angora Debs to raise money for them and for the school. When Shirley was chosen to convince Squiggy to be the guy people try to dunk, she (very) reluctantly went along with it. Anyway, one thing led to another, and on the night of the carnival, Shirley is sitting on the little platform, with a bathing suit and a slicker for when she falls in the water. Let's see how she's doing.......

Laverne: Come one, come all to dunk Shirley Feeney, Milwaukee's Wimpy Weenie!!
Shirley: Laverne! Don't attract attention to me! I haven't been dunked yet and I would like to keep it that way.
Laverne: Be the first to knock Shirley in the water and be the first to see through her wet bathing suit!!!
::a line of guys suddenly forms, and true to the advertisement (thanks to Laverne) she gets soaked. About three hours later, Laverne, Lenny, Carmine, and Shirley are walking through the carnival (Squiggy got a black eye from someone if you know what I mean). Shirley's hair has pretty much dried, but it looks, umm..... blah. Anyway, Shirley is very depressed from all this.::
Shirley: Laverne! We've been walking through this stupid carnival practically forever! When are we gonna stop?
Laverne: Aww, Shirl, quit bellyachin'. I just wanna get a hotdog.
Shirley: How cruel can you get?
Laverne: Don't start with this again. It ain't a dog! It's a whole bunch of animals mixed together!
::Carmine was, at that moment, eating a hotdog::
Carmine: ::with mouth full:: Really?
Laverne: Yeah! But I got used to them in Brooklyn.
::Carmine runs to the nearest garbage can and spits out the hot dog.::
Carmine: I feel.... sick.
Lenny: You look kinda green, not your usual yellow.
Carmine: I'm yellow?
Shirley: Come on..... ::Drags him along and he stops.::
Carmine: I'm gonna go to one of the booths, okay? I just wanna talk to... Mike. He's running the booth.
::the guys and girls part, and go their separate ways::
Laverne: It was a pretty good night. You got soaked, we raised a lot of money, Carmine ate half a zoo in one hot dog...... it couldn't get any better.
Shirley: What? Yes it can! My hair can get frizzy, we could get robbed of all the money, and...... well it was real funny Carmine eating that hotdog. Did you see the look on his face when you told him it was a bunch of animals mixed together?
Laverne: See? It wasn't a bad evening. You had fun being dunked, admit it Shirl.
Shirley: Well, it was..... okay. Not great, but okay.
::they keep walking through the carnival, and about half and hour later, Lenny and Carmine walk up to Laverne and Shirley, who had stuffed themselves with burgers out of boredom.::
Shirley: I didn't think I could eat four burgers. I'll never eat again. Never I sware. How many did you eat, Laverne?
Laverne: 5. Five..... ohhhhh. This ain't good.
Carmine: Hi girls. We got you some french fries....
::the girls get up and run to the bathroom inside the school::
Lenny: They didn't look that bad. ::takes a bite of one, and spits it out into the garbage can:: But they taste real bad. I need something to wash it away.
Carmine: Pepsi?
Lenny: Bosco. Lots of Bosco. C'mon, let's go.
::they walk away. About half an hour later, Laverne and Shirley come back and find Carmine and Lenny looking very pale.::
Laverne: You ate their burgers too?
::they look at her with wide eyes and nod. She points out the bathroom and they make a mad dash for it.::
::Laverne and Shirley sit down::
Shirley: I'll never eat food from here again.
Laverne: Aww, it was fun! I never seen you throw up so much.
Shirley: Didn't you taste the burgers? I almost threw up my stomach. Then where would I be?
Laverne: True, true.
::the guys come back and sit down next to them::
Lenny: Need... Bosco. I need...... Bosco. Wash.... away.... animals.
Laverne: Len! I was just forgettin' about those burgers.
Shirley: Carmine, are you alright? ::turns to Laverne:: I think he's dead!
Carmine: I'm not dead, I'm just missing half my stomach, that's all. But I did get ya something Shirl, give her the cat, Len, before I pass out.
Shirley: Ohhh, this is so sweet! ::turns to Lenny:: Lenny! Where is it?
Lenny: Oh, umm, it's around here. Oh, here!
::hands her the future Boo Boo Kitty.::
Shirley: Oh, this is adorable! Look at it Laverne! Just look at it! Isn't it cute? ::turns to Carmine:: I'm going to name him after you.
Carmine: ::very weakly:: Carmine Kitty?
Shirley: No, Boo Boo Kitty*, 'cause apparently, you have a big boo boo.
Carmine: That's real nice, but I'm gonna get sick again.
Laverne: C'mon, let's go home. I'm sick too.
::they all run towards the phone on the sidewalk to call Shirley's father
to pick them up::

*= This is probably not how it happened. But since they didn't give us an explanation, I made one. Who knows...... it may be true.