New story! Yay! Watched the show and then read the manga and figured fuck it, I can make something happen!

Um word of warning, this is rated M for a reason. I'm not gonna warn you all if there is gore or other M rated content. So...yeah...

Let's get to it!

Naruto sighed as he sat down among the rest of the gods of heaven. Looking around he saw the thousands of entities that made up the God's Council and couldn't help feeling a bit disappointed. Among them all, he had been one of the few humans who had ascended into the realm of gods. It all happened when after becoming tired of losing members of their clan to a backwater planet like Earth, the highest authority among the Otsutsuki descended down onto the lonely planet.

That being, who held in its hands such supreme power that it was able to bring humanity to its knees, had one purpose in mind- to destroy humanity and absorb them and the rest of their planet. The gods had voted against helping humanity in this affair, feeling that they should fight for themselves against the clan of god-like parasites. Boruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Sakura, Himawari, all fell before that monster, their very essence absorbed into it.

Even the souls in Pure World came down, summoned by Kabuto and Orochimaru to help against the world ending threat. But they too were nothing but insects to the divine monster that feasted on their chakra and souls. The people of Earth gave everything they had against the godly being, to the point that not even a soul remained. Not a soul, except for him.

The last human of his era.

The last bastion of hope on Earth.

The Child of Prophecy.

Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh and Last Hokage.

When humanity gave and lost everything. When he was pushed to the absolute limit physically and emotionally. When he had nothing left to lose in this accursed world…

He stood up…and realized what he had to do.

With the last of his seemingly endless will power. He finally understood what Hagoromo discovered when he created ninshu. Before it became a force of destruction, chakra had another purpose- to connect with others. To create bonds between people…and beings.

Instead of fighting against such an overwhelming power with his meager abilities, he used his chakra to connect with it. To connect with the endless sea of chakra that it harbored inside of it. The chakra of the countless beings it had killed on its path to power.

Through feasting on countless lives across the universe, it had become a god. And it was those very same lives that brought its existence to an end, by choosing to revolt against him and joining with Naruto. With one unassuming strike, Naruto brought the strongest of the Otsutsuki to its knees as a mortal and stood before it as a god himself.

That was the moment that Naruto ascended from humanity and entered the realm of gods. His Hokage cloak was replaced with the standard black and white garbs of an Otsutsuki. His once short hair grew in length until his spiky blond hair almost reached the floor, turning as white as the driven snow in the process. His skin similarly changed to a powder white while his eyebrows shortened to resemble Kaguya's. Given his lineage as a distant relative of the progenitor of chakra on Earth, the horns he grew resembled her's as well.

These changes lasted but moments before they regressed, his hair returning to the same golden blond and his skin becoming tanned once more.

The Otsutsuki had taken power by force while he had asked for its help, and it chose him.

However despite his victory, all he was left with was the satisfaction that he had avenged his people. Yet everything about them was gone. Everything he cared about had been assimilated into him now, a collective unconscious. He could feel them, inside of him, but he could never see them again. That was when the gods decided to step in, inviting him up to heaven, while they gave humanity a fresh start.

They told him that due to his power and the sacrifices he had made to stand against the alien gods, he had been granted a place among them. A sort of reward for all his efforts.

Part of him hated them. Hated them for leaving them to face such an unstoppable force by themselves when they could have stepped in and stopped them. When they could have come down and saved them. But he knew what harboring hatred would do to him. He had seen what hatred did to Sasuke and the people of his world. So over time he let it go, with some help…

"Naru~" A silky voice said beside him as a delicate hand took his. It was smaller and slightly pale with perfectly manicured nails. "You're in your thoughts again aren't you my darling," the woman said with a hint of sadness in her voice. Glading over, he gave her a small smile. Beside him was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on. Curling locks of gold with white flowers dotting it. Perfect alabaster skin barely concealed by her robes and eyes as blue as his own. She sat in a throne made of human-like golems that held up her enormous bust that beat even Tsunande's.

This was his second wife, and one of the people who helped him come to terms with his godhood, Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation. And she certainly lived up to her title. Just like she was his second wife, he was her second husband, but she had split with him eons before they met.

Flashback

Naruto sighed as he sat in one of the many gardens of heaven drinking some wine and immersing himself in the Natural Energy of Vahalla.. It had been nearly a hundred years since he ascended to godhood and he couldn't help but feel a twisting hatred for them as he saw them playing, drinking, and enjoying their eternal lives. Meanwhile they couldn't have been bothered to help his people when they were being slaughtered!

"What a nasty face you're making," a woman said as she sat beside him. That had been the first time he had met Aphrodite. A beauty among beauty. "Is heaven not up to your liking Naru?" she asked, lustfully admiring his body. He had been one of the reasons she had voted for helping humanity against the Otsutsuki threat. While she despised the vast majority of humans, during the emergency Gods' Council she had voted for helping them solely for him.

The chosen savior of humanity.

One who sought to spread peace and love among humans. To break the cycle of war that had been plaguing them. Among heaven his flight and journey had become such a source of entertainment that it was akin to him being seen the same way humans see manga and comic book characters. And she wouldn't deny that she was a huge fan of his.

However when he finally arrived in Valhalla, he kept to himself. Acknowledging that he was a god and fulfilling any duties that fell upon him but never interacting with others any more than he needed to. Of course everyone knew why, he was angry that they watched on instead of helping…

And finding out that his whole life was basically a tv show for them wasn't ideal, especially when he was asked to sign some gods' officially licenced headbands.

The blond had sent a few gods to the infirmary that day.

But she couldn't help being infatuated with him. Beyond being attractive, she had followed his entire story since he became a genin until he joined them. To this day she watched as he snuck down to Earth and helped settle conflicts and put an end to wars.

"What do you want goddess?" Naruto asked pointedly.

"I just wanted to talk with someone I admire," She said smiling at him, happy to finally be meeting him in person. "And it's Aphrodite by the way," she said introducing herself, letting her breast sway as she turned towards him. The goddess of love could feel his eyes glancing down at her chest, a spark of lust within him.

"It's kinda hard for me to talk to one of you gods when apparently you all voted against helping me against the Otsutsuki," he countered back, his blue eyes narrowing slightly on the woman as he looked for any hint of deceit from her. If she lied to him, he'd be able to tell before the words so much as left perfectly shaped lips.

"I didn't, I voted to help you!" Aphrodite said back, wanting to set the record that she had in fact been on his side. "The way you fought for peace, how you preached everyone to love one another and settling things through talking rather than violence, it resonated with me. It touched me down to my very soul. I wanted to see you succeed and prosper. I wanted to see the beautiful world you'd be able to bring if given the chance!" She declared passionately.

Naruto listened on with widened eyes as the goddess spoke. He had assumed that as a whole the gods had abandoned his people until the end. But here was one who hadn't.

"I cheered you on from heaven as we watched you fight Orochimaru, Pain, the Kyuubi, Obito, the Juubi Madara, Kaguya, Momoshiki, Ishiki, I never missed one of your fights. You gave me hope that humanity could be beautiful again…" she told him, bringing her hand up to her heart, her face slightly flushed.

"Thank you for your support then," Naruto said, bowing his head slightly as a sign of respect towards her. He didn't know if she knew that he was judging each statement she made, inspecting them for the faintest lie, but all he felt was the burning passion she had. "What can I do for you?" he asked, feeling a bit more open to talk now.

"Besides plowing me?" She asked in an innocent tone causing the blond to nearly choke on his drink.

"Excuse you?!" He asked not expecting her to just flat out asking him to have sex.

A melodious laugh filled the garden as Aphrodite took his reaction with joy, "Well that's typically not the reaction I get, most of the time people just jump at the chance to join me in bed," she said, winking at him before only a deadpan look from him.

"I had a wife and kids you know…" he replied, looking saddened at the memory of the family he lost. They were now an indispensable part of the power he had absorbed.

"So have many of the gods, some even have more than one," she said, tracing a finger down his chest, shivering a little at the feeling of muscle under his kimono. "But that was a joke," Aphrodite told him, pulling her hand back but loving the blush that had formed over Naruto's cheeks. "I just wanted to talk to you about your life!"

Flashback End

That had been how their friendship started. They would meet up in one of their gardens and they would talk for hours. Eventually that evolved into something more they decided to tie the knot.

Eventually he managed to form a small friend group between some of the other divine beings that were once human or were still part human.

"You know I don't like these meetings Aphro," Naruto replied honestly. He hated having to vote for or against humanity. He felt that as higher powers they had the duty to help and guide them to a better future. "It reminds me of-" he said but was cut off by a gentle kiss to his lips.

"I know Naru," she said, not wanting him to work himself up over these humans. They weren't like him. They weren't selfless and full of love. They destroyed and defiled everything they touched. It was why she had voted against them for the last few councils. She felt that they spat on everything the gods had given them. That they took the beautiful world Naruto had fought so hard for and were killing it.

She knew that Naruto would be upset with her for the next few days, he always was whenever she voted to destroy or penalize humanity. It was something they fundamentally disagreed on. But she knew that in the end they'd be okay. He wouldn't talk with her for a day or two, she'd blow his mind in bed then they'd be back to normal.

"You're going to vote against them aren't you?" Naruto asked as he watched as Zeus began to preside over the council. Looking down at the one known as the God Father of Cosmos and the King of the Gods. One would almost laugh at the sight of the shriveled up old man that ruled over the gods. From the way he acted to the way he looked. Many would take him as a joke, but he was among the strongest in the universe.

"I have to Naru…I hate how humans have become," She replied, squeezing his hand. "Please don't hold it against me," she pleaded.

Naruto smiled as he leaned back and closed his eyes, "I won't, in exchange for one thing," he said, opening one eye towards her.

"Anything you want darling," She said in turn.

"Next time I do something that pisses you off, I get a free pass. Deal?" Naruto offered kindly.

"You know, if you want to fuck other girls Naruto, that's fine by me, as long as you remember that your heart belonds to me or if you let me join~" She said giggling at the thought of sharing her husband with one of the other goddesses in Valhalla. "I know you've been spending a lot of time with those Valkyries, if you wanted to have some fun with them, I wouldn't be too mad as long as you took me twice as hard later," she joked.

"Aphro…" Naruto muttered with a deadpan look.

"Fine~ I agree to your deal," She said, claiming his lips much to the jealousy of many of the surrounding gods.

"If the two of you would like to cast your votes and leave you can hehe" Zeus yelled out as he was tired of the two talking over him. Of course he too was jealous of the young god having claimed one of the hottest ladies in heaven for himself, but in it wasn't any of his business as long as they didn't try to overthrow him.

"Sorry old man!" Naruto apologized much to the ire of Zeus at being called old by someone so green.

"Anyways…Show me the will of the gods!" Zeus announced as he let everyone have their vote.

"Yep! Let's just destroy them already!" A god with indigo colored skin and four arms said. Naruto couldn't help but be a bit put off by the third eye on his forehead, it reminded him too much of the Otsutsuki."From what I've seen for the last thousand years, mankind doesn't seem to have any intention to repent at all! Maybe after we destroy them we can try evolving a different animal," Shiva said, figuring that evolving humans again would only lead them to the same result.

"While it displeases me to say, humans have caused the Earth to become too ugly in the last thousand years. The seas are filled with oil and waste, forests are being cut down, and living beings are going extinct one after another. Modern humans are the most dangerous species on Earth at the moment. A disaster that will bring life on Earth to its end," she said looking over at Naruto as several gods agreed with her. However he just smiled at her and looked back down to Zeus.

"I object!" Naruto declared, being the sole god to hold up a circle, earning glares from several gods.

"Who asked you!?"

"You were a human once right?! Why are you even here?!"

"Of course you'd think they deserve salvation!"

"If you love them so much they go back to Earth!"

Zeus however cleared his throat, getting every god to quiet down as their king looked up at Naruto. "Why do you object, Naruto?" the leader of the gods asked, knowing the answer to the question already but figuring that it was only right for the sole voice of decent to be allowed to speak.

"It is the responsibility of the gods to help those weaker than them. We who wield such great power and yet sit around all day doing nothing. I'm not saying we can bring everyone happiness, but we can surely help bring them back to the proper path!" He declared believing that by helping and showing humanity mercy, they could show them the error of their ways.

However despite this, none of the gods changed their vote. "Then the fate of humanity is decid-"

"Please wait!"

Naruto smiled as he looked up and saw that Brunhild had finally decided to make herself known. He listened as she proposed invoking the Ragnarok much to the amusement of some of the gods in the council as they found it pointless to fight against the humans given the perceived difference in power. "Well then…"Naruto said, using his chakra to amplify his voice so that all the gods and goddesses could hear him.

"Naruto…no…" Aphrodite muttered as she realized why Naruto had asked for her to forgive him in exchange for him not being mad at her for voting to end humanity.

"To think that the gods were such cowards!" He taunted as he flew up and landed beside the two Valkyries who looked down on the council with a wide smirk on his face. "To not want to destroy humanity without even being able to face them in combat! Well then, if it comes down to it then I'll fight on the side of humanity! Why would I want to fight alongside the cowards who wouldn't even save my people from alien gods," He declared as he was intent on joining the side of humanity from the moment Brunhilde suggested the idea to him. As one of the more disliked gods for his humanity and general distrust towards the majority of them, he knew insulting the gods would hurt a lot more than if she did.

"Thank you Lord Naruto," Brunhilde said smiling as it seemed that the blond god had succeeded in angering all of the other gods.

"I wouldn't be shocked if they all chickened out haha!" He laughed as he turned to leave the council chambers.

The last thing he heard as he exited were the gods echoing him in pure rage.

"CHICKEN OUT!?"

He couldn't contain his laughter as he walked away from the shit show, knowing that after that and Brunhilde digging the knife in, they would never say no to the proposal.

"What were you thinking!"

Those words pierced his ears as his wife paced back and forth across their massive bedroom. Naruto sat on the enormous bed they normally shared at night, watching as Aphrodite silently, letting her vent as much as she needed.

"I mean, I know you love humanity! I understand that! And it's part of the reason I love you! But to openly join them against us! What if you were killed for being a traitor!? What if you were kicked out of Valhalla and I never got to see you again!? Did you even think any of this through?!" She yelled at him as she was overwhelmed by her own passion. Naruto could feel it, she was scared of what could happen to him because of his choice to join Brunhilde's side in Ragnarok.

Standing him, he walked over and hugged his wife from behind, taking in her scent before squeezing her against him. "They I would break into heaven every night to be with you," he told her, kissing her cheek.

"You idiot…if you die during Ragnarok. You won't ever be able to come back. Your very soul will die…" She cried out, scared that after finally finding someone who loved her, she might lose him. She had wasted millennia married to someone she hated and having an affair with a stone headed moron. Jumping from one man to another to fulfill her lustful need. And now that she had someone who quelled her lust every night and loved her. Someone she saw was beautiful inside and out, it was that same beauty that might tear him from her.

"I won't die," Naruto reassured her.

"You can't promise that, what if you have to face Zeus? What then?" she asked knowing that Zeus was near unbeatable in combat. He had won his title as the King of Gods through battle during the Titanomachy Tournament. No one in Valhalla could contest his strength when he really got serious. She didn't want to think what would happen if he fought against her husband.

"I promise you, that I will not die," Naruto replied without a shadow of doubt in his voice. "And you know that I never break my promises Aph," he said, snuggling closer to her. Aphrodite took a deep breath as she relaxed into his arms with a smile on her face.

"And I promised not to be angry with you, right?" She asked recalling that she did agree not to angry with him next time he did something stupid that made her angry. "Do you know when you'll be fighting?" the goddess asked, figuring that if he was earlier in the roaster, she'd made sure to pack in enough time with him for an eon.

"I don't know," Naruto said honestly as he had no idea where Brunhilde wanted to place him. As a god he had considerable advantage when compared to some of the humans on his team. "I just hope I don't have to fight Buddha or Hercules," he told her. He respected the two of them as humans who had ascended while remaining just at heart. He didn't want either of their blood on his hands.

"Just get in bed, I need to fuck off some steam," She said pushing him down to the bed.

Soooo what did ya'll think?

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I have a few ideas where I'm gonna go with this but nothing completely solid in place!

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