Prologue: Birth of the Demon Prince
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball or any of it's related franchises. If I did, Piccolo would have his super awesome transformation ages ago.
Waking up with a life time of memories shoved into your head is not the best way to wake up. But waking up with TWO life times of memories is a complete shit in a pool. One from a normal nerd who spent too much of his waking time in the Gym because he wants to cosplay as the various characters in the show.
And another from a millennia old evil half of the current Guardian of Heaven. Honestly, Kami was a dick for doing that and he had the gall to blame me(The former piccolo) for his own faults. Honestly man.. Fuck You.
Fuck your stupid lookout. Fuck the Genie that you call a servant and most of all FUCK THE SHITTY GYM EQUIPMENT THAT KILLED ME!!
Honestly after that I was looking forward to catching up with... huh? Wait. Hold on. Back Up! Why the fuck couldn't I rememeber whathisface? Or rather if it was a she or a he? Wait Nani? Da Fuck? Did I forget all of my friends and families' name? I could clearly remember all the things I used to do with them but when I tried to think of the faces or the names all of them are blanked out!
Bruh! Is this part of the Isekai package so that I don't become homesick? Not Cool dude. At least let me remember what my Mom looks like... No?... Not even a glimpse of her face?... Well Fuck you too, whatever that put me here.
(Pov Change)
After mulling on his thoughts for an hour, the former human now Namekian is just sitting crosslegged and meditating.
King Piccolo, His... Father he supposed left him with a bunch of Training plans on literally everything. Ki, Physical and even Magic. And Of Course, According to King Piccolo he would grow into his adulthood within a few months. And grow normally from there until his Namekian life span runs out.
First thing first, the Materialization Technique. He need to make weighted clothes. And not just with his Turban and Cape. His Gi and Pants will be weighted too. Heck even his shoes and he'll make wrist band like Goku to weigh every part of him down.
(15 Minutes Later)
After a few minutes of learning from King Piccolo's memories and trying it for himself. He got the technique down to pat. Not suprising since this is all just muscle memory for him.
And after that he decided to start big. The combined weight of the clothing is 2 tons. And he's doing the various Katas in in. Sweating profusely.
His Namekian Physique allows him to heal faster compared to any other race exxept for Majin Buu. So he'll dephend on his natural healing to get use to the weights faster. All the while circulating Ki in various complex patterns to improve it.
Basically training both at the same time. And since Namekians Doesn't need food, only waiter he'll cut down the time wasted for food. And Namekians doesn't need much sleep compared to other humanoids. He can train for more than 18 hours a day. 20 if he cut down his sleep time but Nah.
In this life or the next, sleep would be one of the favorite things he likes to do. That and Training for his cosplays. One of the reasons while he doesn't mind the gruesome training. Unlike in his previous life, he can literally feel himself improving as he train.
Whereas in his last lofe people have to train for months on end to show even a little bit of improvements. In Dragonball later in the series, You can jump millions of power levels with just training alone.
He also had a theory that Ki is also a mental thing. Like if you think the strongest fighter has a power level of 300 you'll only improve until you surpass it. While if you know that there are threats with Enough power to blow whole solar systems up? You improve according to the threat you face.
Basically it's plot but here? Where this whole crazy world is real? Piccolo knew that he could improve FAR beyone what the original achieved. His goal is to be at least stronger than Full Powered Zarbon by the time of the next World Martial Arts Tournament.
"... 498... 499... 5..00!" Piccolo grunted as he finished his first set of physical training and went straight to Squats. Remember Kids, Never skip leg day. Infact, make every day leg day. It's good for your quads.
God Damn! Piccolo knew it would be hard to concentrate while doing physical training but he didn't knew it will be this hard. He can barely concentrate on the literally barrel rolling ki current in his body as he work out.
"It's all for the future clout-I mean future fights. It's all for the future fights. Imagine, Piccolo the Ace of Universe 7 fighting on equal ground against the likes of Jiren. Yes Happy and Motivational thoughts. Happy and motivational thoughts." Piccolo muttered as be hyped himself for his cruches. It's gonna be a long ass day everyday from now on.
But he's gonna make it worth it. He'll get the riches, the bitches and-!!!!! Hold the Damn phone! Aren't Namekians Asexual? And they don't have a dick? That's it. After this I'm flying over to West City and steal Bulma's Dragon Rader. I'm giving myself a huge fat cock the first chance I get.
But before that I have train even harder on my Ki control. Can't let every ki user on the planet sense me after all. I WILL HAVE MY WISH!
[Timeskip Two Months]
Between the last two months he has grown into his fully adult self. Standing at 7 foot 6 inches tall and swole as fuck (Canon Piccolo was 7 foot 4), He is the one and only...(Dramatic Drum Rolls) PICCOLO!!!
*Dun* *Dun* *Dun*
Okay enough with the jokes. It is time. Time for him to fix this.. this INJUSTICE afflicted upon him by mother nature. He got the Dragon Rader a few days ago and now after 7 days. He has assembled all the Dragonballs.
Now you might be thinking, why did you take 7 days to get the balls? Well because he was Training the whole day after he got a ball each and that's why it stretched out to 7 days. But he had waited long enough. No more.
"Oi Shenron, wake up and give me a dick!" That's not how you summon the Dragon but who cares? He's strong enough to repeat what King Piccolo did and destroy him if he doesn't comply.
And immediately, the sky darkens and lo and behold out comes the dragon from the Balls... That sounded a lot better in his head.
" I am Shenron! The Eternal Dragon! State Your wish so I may slumber once more!" Damn he's huge. Piccolo felt so giddy. And why wouldn't he? As a Dragonball Fan this is like a Dream Come true for him.
"Ahem First, I would like to apologise for what my Predecessor did to you. And I do not agree with his decision in any shape or form." Piccolo said. Shenron was silent after Piccolo said his piece and waited for a full minute. Making the Namekian sweat.
Before he nodded. Making Piccolo Sighed.
"Alright! As for my wish.. I want everything written down on this page come true" Piccolo said with a smile. And for a while he swore Shenron was stumped before he replied.
" That is... within my power. Your wish has been granted. Farewell!" Shenron then disspeared back into the balls and yeet the fuck out of those balls to who knows where.
"Welp! Better get out of here before Kami or any of the Z Fighters knows my whereabouts. But first!" Piccolo then Checked his pants. At first, there was nothing on his crotch. And after flexing a new muscles he had accquired.
Splash*
A Thick Green, elongated appendage that is bigger than Goku bicepts and a pair of Balls the size of medicine balls appeared.
" I don't know why I think that but I'm gonna ignore it and focus on what is happening right now" Piccolo nodded. Yes. Ignorance is good. Ignorance is bliss.
On the list was a multitute of wished that Piccolo wanted. The First was Retractable Genitals. Just so that his Ginormous Cock don't get in the way of his fighting and also because he didn't want to get kicked in his now humongous balls.
Well they are humongous compared to normal humans but on him they only look Bigger than average. It's like a '6 foot man having a twelve incher' kind of big. Anyways! On to the next wishes.
Basically an infinite Ki and energy like the android twins and a stronger healing factor that works off his ki. And of course the ability to get stronger if he ever get damaged. Be it with tearing muscles through trainning or just plain taking attacks head on.
What? Don't look at him like that. In a little more than ten years the Saiyans are going to have transformations that make them GODS! Of course he's gonna take every advantages he can get.
And what most people known as the Invictus Perk which is always present in almost every WORM CYOAs.
And lastly, The ability to Teleport in and out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber unhindered. So it won't matter if the door closes on Piccolo after two years or if Kami decided to keep him out. He can get in and out of there anytime he wants.
Basically that's it. And now for the moment of Truth.
"See you bitches in a few years." He said to no one in particular and dissapeared. With nothing that even suggest that he was here a few seconds ago.
To be Continued.
Piccolo (Kid): 90
Piccolo (Adult): 4,000
Goku (Canon):