"Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft," Chris began. "Safety is our number one priority, so please remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. The plane has one exit, located here. As we explore exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. The world is our playground. But remember, refusal to sing will lead to immediate disqualification. When dividing into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle. Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember: five million dollars! So stow that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position. We're taking off for one crazy ride! Right here, right now on Total...Drama...World Tour!"
(cue commercial)
Everyone was at the starting line. "Neat," Sam noted as he pointed to the rug Team Chris's goat was standing on, "Team colors."
"Why is my mat yellow?" Max complained. "How DARE you consider me a coward!"
"Consider?" Jo scoffed.
"Our rug is gold," Dakota corrected, "Because Team Victory's in first place!"
"I can't believe Duncan got disqualified just cause he won't sing," Gwen commented.
"Only Duncan would give up a chance at five million bucks," Trent put in before mumbling, "Idiot." Gwen nudged him in the stomach. "Okay, I take it back," Trent breathed out with pain.
"Uh, maybe Duncan can't sing," Samey suggested.
"Oh, he can do anything he sets his mind to," Courtney countered, "And now he's stuck on the plane, waiting for a ride home. Poor thing. He must be miserable." On the plane, Duncan was humming as he sat in first class. "Did I just hear you-?" Chris began to ask.
"No," Duncan interrupted.
"Cause it sounded like you were-"
"But I wasn't, and I never will." Chris eyed Duncan before leaving. Duncan just sipped his drink and let out a burp. "Ah..." he sighed.
"The Duncney fans will be pretty bummed to hear that he quit," Greg commented as he walked over to Team Amazon.
"Ducney?" Samey wondered in confusion.
"The name for the Duncan and Courtney ship, duh! It's a shorthand they use on the TD blogs for different ships. Speaking of ships, Sammy, care to give some info on-?"
"No," Samey quicky told him. "Uh, what about the other ships?"
"Desi's pal Olivia put up a pole on the fansite about the different ships, and the results were pretty neat to see. The Samoka ship was voted 'Most Healthy Couple', Gidgette and Rolga tied for 'Most Likely to Show PDA', the Ozzy ship got 'Most Unexpected Couple', and the list goes on."
"I bet me and Duncan stole the show," Courtney boasted.
"Yeah," Greg nervously replied, "You've got a mention."
Confessional: Greg (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"As 'Most Toxic Couple'. Even the fan ship between Sierra and Cody is a bit healthier, and they're the most controversial ship on the fan blogs!"
End Confessional
"I still think things will work out between you two," Greg told Samey as Sol walked past them. "If not, there's plenty of fish in the sea." Samey looked at Sol, who leaned back and accidentally fell on top of Topher; and Max, who was trying to boss Jo until she tried to lunge at him with Phoebe holding her back. "Not the best quality, I know," Greg told her.
"You think?" Samey replied. The two were cut off by Chef clashing his cymbals together. "Don't know about you guys," Chris muffled between bites of grape as he sat on top of an intern and another intern fanned him, "But I am loving Egypt. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge: the Amazing Camel Race!"
"Where are the other camels?" Sol wondered as he looked around.
"Go look in a mirror, Sunshine," Echo whipped back.
"Regarde ca punk," Sol warned as he waved a fist at her.
"There are no other camels," Chris informed them. "It's a camel race, not a camels race."
"Yes!" Echo cheered.
"What?" Topher protested.
"We won last time," Dakota argued, "But they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?"
"Each reward has its advantages," Chris assured her. "Trust me. You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway: the Nile. Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have 60 seconds to strategize."
"Move it, you dweebs," Echo barked out as she climbed onto the camel. "This is a race."
"Uh, hello," Courtney scolded. "It's Team Amazon, not Dictatorship Amazon."
"I don't know," Samey said as she and Courtney climbed onto the camel's backside. "I wouldn't mind seeing the look on Echo's face when she's the first one kicked off." Gwen climbed onto the camel's front while Trent climbed onto its neck. "Uh, how exactly will we steer this thing?" Trent wondered.
"Maybe you can talk to him," Ella offered as Team Victory walked over. She imitated a few camel brays, and the camel did a few brays in response. "Nice to meet you, too, Ruby. What a beautiful name."
"That could work," Samey thought as she struggled to hold on to the camel. "Trent, say something."
"Yeah," Trent replied as he rolled his eyes. "I'm an expert at speaking Camelese. I'll probably end up with a hoof to my eye if I try talking to him."
"Black eyes don't really go with sunburns, anyway," Gwen teased as she noticed his pink-tinted skin.
"No kidding," Trent chuckled.
"Hear that?" Jo taunted. "It's the sound of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to...grab their garlic!" Trent sank down a little while Phoebe glared at Jo.
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
"I wish Jo would quit the mean-spirited jokes and cruel nicknames she comes up with. I know I might sound harsh, but I just can't stand people like her! Ugh!"
End Confessional
"Men," Topher rallied, "And Luna, we don't need a camel. We have everyone's strengths here. Greg's intellect, Sam's gaming strategies, Luna's unpredictability, Sol's brawn and my determination. Together, we'll triumph over everyone else!"
"Yeah!" Sam and Greg cheered.
"Whoo-hoo!" Luna added in.
"Save the rallies for someone who cares," Sol scoffed. "Let's get this challenge over with."
Confessional: Sam (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"I don't get why that Sol guy is so bitter towards Topher. Sure, the guy's not perfect, but he's making a change for the better. At least he deserves a chance."
End Confessional
Max was trying to poke Phoebe with their stick. "Careful, Max!" she warned him as she took the stick away. "You'll poke someone's eye out by accident!"
"I still think we should've won the camel instead of that stick," Dakota grumbled.
"Come on, guys. Look on the bright side."
"What bright side is there to stick?" Helga argued.
"Well, Chris told us we had to bring our reward to the finish. Ours is the easiest to carry."
"That's true," Ella agreed.
"You do make a good point," Dakota admitted.
"See?" Phoebe encouraged. "There's a silver lining to this!" She accidentally tossed the stick in the air, and a SQUAWK was heard a second later. "What the-?" Phoebe wondered. A seagull crashed onto the ground. "You poor dear!" Ella gasped as she cradled the bird. "Here, let me help you."
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
"First I destroyed that mummified dog when I tried to return it to its owner, and now I accidentally injure a seagull?! I'm a pacifist! I would never bring harm to these animals!"
End Confessional
"Careful!" Sol strained as Greg climbed onto his shoulders. The group wobbled as they stood on top of the goat. "Hold on," Topher groaned. "Can you guys get me on top?"
"No way," Sol protested. "I don't trust placing Luna anywhere but the top!"
"Aw," Luna pouted, "You're no FUN at all!"
"Give his idea a chance," Sam suggested. "What can go wrong?"
"Fine," Sol gave in. "This better work." Topher got to the top of the stack. He pressed is foot down, and everyone was suddenly aligned perfectly. "Incredible!" Greg gasped.
"Color me impressed!" Sam agreed.
"Thanks," Topher replied with a smile.
Cockpit Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"I've had five years of on-camera poise classes, so I know a thing or two about keeping balance. By the way, Chef, you're doing a great job flying this plane."
"Who, me?" Chef asked. "Nah."
"Don't blush. You deserve a little recognition." Chef chuckled at this.
End Confessional
"Alright," Chris announced, "Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die, probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all...kill-y when they're in heat."
"I don't want to see another one of those disgusting bugs ever again," Jo declared. "They're so nasty!"
"I'll tell them you said so." Chef tipped over a large vase, dumping thousands of scarabs onto the sand. The intern Chris was standing on gasped as they crawled onto him. Jo went wide-eyed and ran back to her team. The others panicked as the bugs surrounded them. "Maybe the stick will save us," Ella advised as she hopped onto it.
"Keep away, you filthy bugs!" Dakota warned as she scooped Ella and Phoebe up.
"We won't pester you," Phoebe added with worry. Ding-ding! "Ooh, time for a song!" Chris announced. "Think of it as a mini-challenge. Music can soothe the savage mate-seeking scarabs, so make up a good song and maybe they won't kill you. Or don't and get disqualified like Duncan." Team Amazon moaned at this. Some soothing music played as Topher, Sol, Greg and Sam snapped their fingers to the beat. "No need to get crazy," Topher began, "It's lovin' time at last!"
"You don't wanna eat us up," Greg, Sam and Sol sang along.
"Solstice is full of gas," Luna giggled as a few scarabs crawled onto her dress.
"Hey!" Sol scolded.
"It's mating time for scarabs," Courtney, Gwen and Echo sang.
"So what'cha waiting on?" Trent added as he brought two scarabs together.
"Just ignore us humans," Phoebe sang.
"Oooooh," Ella vocalized.
"And make out till the break of dawn!" everyone pitched in.
"It's lovin' time," Sol and Greg sang together as the scarabs settled down and snuggled with each other.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time," Team Amazon chorused.
"Scarab-mating season!" Topher added.
"It's lovin' time," Sol and Greg repeated.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time," Team Amazon chorused.
"Scarabs, get busy now," Topher told them.
"It's lovin' time," Ella vocalized as the scarabs paired up.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time," Team Amazon chorused.
"Scarab-mating season!" everyone else but Max pitched in.
"It's lovin' time," Greg sang as everyone crept away.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time," Team Amazon chorused.
"Scarab-mating season!" everyone else but Max pitched in.
"Seasonal!" Max interrupted. "No, wait!" The scarabs snapped out of their trance and turned to the teens. They screamed as they tried to escape the bugs. "Nice one," Chris commented. "Go!" He blew his air horn, and everyone raced off with their rewards, with Team Chris traveling on their goat, Team Amazon traveling on their camel with Samey trailing behind, and Team Victory traveling on foot. "Who's gonna die and who's going bye-bye?" Chris narrated. "Find out after the break on Total...Drama...World Tour! Cha-cha-cha!"
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Team Amazon and Team Chris were trudging ahead in the scorching Sahara desert. "Come on," Courtney told the camel, "Come on, camel. Faster!"
"That isn't how you talk to a camel," Echo scolded. She cleared her throat. "Freaking move it!" she barked out.
"Much better," Gwen chuckled.
"One cloud," Trent moaned as he clutched onto the camel's neck. "My kingdom for some shade!"
"You really aren't a desert person, are you?" Gwen turned to Samey, who was clinging onto the camel's backside. "How's it going back there?" she asked her.
"Fine," Samey replied as she got whacked by the camel's tail. "Thanks for asking. OW! As long as it doesn't go number three."
"Gonna go win the race now," Echo taunted to Team Chris. "See ya!" She blew a raspberry at them. "Eat sand, losers!" Courtney told them.
"Such witty remarks from fiercely competitive and smart women," Topher remarked. "I'm a bit humbled and intrigued by that."
"Nice try, but I'm with Duncan."
"I didn't mean to give the impression that I was flirting with you. But it's a bit sad that you're giving yourself to a quitter. You deserve better than that!"
"That's not...Duncan is totally...you're just...will someone hurry this camel up?!"
"I just want what's best for you. Is that too much to ask?"
"Yes," Sol cut in with an annoyed tone.
"No one asked you!" Luna scolded as she poked him in the eye.
Confessional: Sol (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"I know something's fishy with that Topher kid. A guy like him isn't nice just to be nice. I'll bet my teeth that he has another agenda up his sleeve."
End Confessional
"Any sign of the Nile yet?" Echo wondered.
"Not yet," Trent replied.
"It's got to be around here," Courtney said. Topher noticed the Nile River in the distance. "Hold on tight," he told everyone. "We're changing direction. That way!" The goat turned towards the Nile while Luna imitated a turning signal on a car. Samey noticed Team Chris wasn't following them. "Where are they?" she wondered. The camel let out a fart. "Oh, no. Please don't poop! Don't poop!" Courtney, Gwen and Trent gagged with disgust as the camel pooped on Samey while Echo just laughed at her misfortune.
Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"Maybe I should've shown the other teams which way to go, but you've seen who's on my team. I'd rather not risk losing the first team challenge."
End Confessional
"Uh, guys?" Gwen told the rest of Team Amazon. "The other team is gone. We're all alone out here."
"Does anyone know where we are?" Echo asked.
"Planet Earth?" Samey recommended as she wiped camel poop off her boots. "In the Sahara Desert?"
"We're lost!" everyone moaned.
Team Victory was still racing in the scorching heat. "Hurry up, minions!" Max barked out. "I don't want my team to fall behind!"
"We're already behind," Jo pointed out.
"Didn't we past that cactus ten minutes ago?" Dakota wondered.
"I think so," Ella replied. "Hello, Pointy!"
"We have been running in circles!" Helga realized as she skid to a stop. The others moaned as they realized this.
Team Chris reached the Nile River. "There's the finish line!" Sam exclaimed as he pointed to it.
"Yeah," Greg noted, "On the other side." Some crocodiles snapped at one end. "Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris announced as he sat in a chair by the finish.
"What?" Sam wondered. "Speak up!" Chris shouted something. "Did you get that?" Sam asked the others. Greg was about to say something but Luna stepped in between them. "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!" she shouted through a megaphone. Chris snapped his fingers, and a humongus megaphone was passed to him. "I SAID WELCOME TO THE THIRD AND FINAL EGYPTIAN CHALLENGE: BASKET CASES!" Chris shouted in a deafening volume, making Greg cover his ears in pain. "EACH TEAM MUST WEAVE A BASKET OF RIVER REEFS! YOUR BASKET HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR WHOLE TEAM, INCLUDING YOUR REWARD FROM THE LAST CHALLENGE AKA GOAT FACE OVER THERE!"
"Hey!" Sol scolded, feeling offended.
"He's referring to the actual goat, Solstice," Greg informed him.
"You're not making me feel better. And DON'T call me Solstice!"
"THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE THE BASKETS, TOGETHER WITH THOSE OARS, TO ROW YOURSELF ACROSS THE FINISH LINE!" Chris continued through the huge megaphone. "FIRST TEAM ACROSS FLIES FIRST CLASS TO OUR NEXT DESTINATION!"
"This will be a snap!" Sol exclaimed.
"How?" Greg argued. "None of us know how to weave a basket."
"You're wrong. Me and Luna know how to weave from different materials, from corn husks to the dough on top of an apple pie."
"Ooh!" Luna gushed as she grabbed a reed. "Cattails!" She noticed a crocodile walking up to shore and used the reed to tickle its nose. "Open wide!" she giggled. The crocodile opened its mouth, and Luna pounced at its teeth. Sol just moaned at the sight as he placed a hand on his forehead. "Just...just get some reeds," he told Greg and Sam. The two boys tossed some reeds to him.
"Lost in Egypt," Jo moaned as Team Victory sat in the sand, "Ain't that just great?!"
"From first place to last," Phoebe sighed as she held onto the stick. "Well, let's try looking on the bright side."
"What bright side?!" Helga snapped as she took the stick away. "I am hot, I am smelly, and I am angry!" She slammed the stick on the ground, breaking it. The girls noticed the stick was moving. "It's a divining rod!" Phoebe gasped as Helga picked it up.
"I don't wanna be zapped!" Dakota cried out.
"Not a lightning rod, Mutant Mouth!" Jo scolded. "A divining rod helps find water."
"Like magic?" Ella wondered.
"Chris said each reward had its advantages," Phoebe pointed out. "That stick will lead us straight to the Nile!"
"Follow Helga!" Helga exclaimed as she raised her arms up. "To victory!"
"And to get you a bath," Jo coughed out as everyone else covered their noses. "You really stink!"
Courtney, Echo and Gwen were still arguing over the direction the camel was going. "This may seem like a stupid idea," Samey spoke up, "But maybe we can ask the camel where the Nile is."
"You're right," Echo scolded, "That is a stupid idea."
"Well, we're already lost. What more do we have to lose? Trent, talk to the camel."
"Fine, I'll try," Trent gave in. "Just don't be surprised if it doesn't work." He made a few brays, and the camel brayed back. It turned and headed off in another direction. "Oh, please," Courtney scoffed. "It's just a coincidence that the camel changed directions."
"Probably looking for a place to die," Echo added.
"What's that?" Gwen asked. Everyone gasped as they saw the Nile River. "The finish line!" Echo and Courtney exclaimed.
"Can't believe that actually worked," Trent commented. "Good idea, Samey."
"Sammy," Samey corrected.
"Oh, sorry. Force of habit. Let's go!" They reached the Nile and saw Team Chris was almost done with their boat. "Basket weave a boat?" Echo scoffed. "Ugh!"
"It's not so hard," Sam pointed out.
"Easy for you to say," Greg muffled through the reeds wrapped around his head and body. "I'm not a quick learner like you are."
"Here," Topher offered as he undid the reeds on him, "Let me help." Samey slid off the camel and fell to the ground. "I think I must've died and went to heaven," Sol chuckled as he walked over to her, "Cause I see an angel right here." Samey just crossed her arms and turned her head. "Well, my team's almost done. Maybe Chris will swap me for a certain annoyance on your team." He pointed to Echo, who just scowled. "Trade a basket weaver for a basket case?" Greg scoffed. "Don't we already have one of those?"
"I'm sure he will," Courtney argued. "Sol, get over here. Echo, get lost." Sol started to work on Team Amazon's boat. "Where is Chris?" Echo complained. "He-"
"Excuse me," Chris interrupted as he and Chef drove over on a speedboat, "Did somebody-"
"Best day EVER!" Luna squealed as she hugged his legs. "I got on a team with Solstice, and it's all thanks to the best host in this universe! I know he'll keep things as is, because he's the bestest decision-making person, he is!"
"And that's why I won't allow it. Teams stay as they are...for now."
"Come ON!" Sol complained.
"Seeing you in pain warms my heart," Echo cackled.
"What heart?" Samey snapped back. Sol blew her a kiss, but Samey crushed the air kiss in her hand, to his dismay.
Confessional: Samey (Team Amazon)
"Fine. You wanna know what happened? Sol and I were planning a romantic dinner together. I had gone to the local market to pick up some veggies, but when I came back..." Tears dampened her eyes. "I saw him kissing Amy. And the worst part of it is that he knows how to tell us apart. So seeing him..." She began to cry. "I've never felt so betrayed!"
End Confessional
"Wow, he's quick," Gwen noted as she saw the finished boat.
"I don't get why we can't just swim across," Trent said.
"Because the Nile's so long and dangerous."
"It can't be that bad." Trent let out a whoop as he dove into the water. "Get out of there, man!" Greg warned him.
"Come on," Trent assured him, "The water's great!"
"Dude, start swimming to shore! The water's infested with crocodiles!"
"Crocodiles?" Trent got a frightened look as three crocodiles eyed him. He screamed as he swam to the shore and onto the sand. "Okay, bad idea," Trent admitted. He heard Gwen trying to hold in her laughter before she chuckled, making his cheeks turn pink with embarrassment.
Confessional: Trent (Team Amazon)
"Man, I've never felt so humiliated before in my life. I should've known there were gators in the water. Ugh!" He face-palmed.
Confessional: Gwen (Team Amazon)
"I didn't mean to laugh at Trent, but it did look kind of funny. I hope he doesn't feel too bad."
End Confessionals
"We're not too late!" Phoebe exclaimed as Team Victory reached the shore.
"WEAVE A BASKET BOAT OUT OF REEDS," Chris boredly told them through the huge megaphone, "ROW TO THE FINISH, YADDA YADDA."
"You heard him," Jo ordered, "Yadda yadda! Start weaving! Wait. Where's the Siberian Giant at?"
"CANNONBALL!" Helga shouted as she jumped up. The crocodiles grinned until they saw her doing a cannonball into the river. She made a huge SPLASH that knocked the crocodiles back and sent a wave of water that knocked over Gwen and Trent. "Now I understand how the Nile manages to flood each year," Gwen muttered.
"Hurry up!" Courtney told them. "Samey, get that camel into the boat!"
"Working on it," Samey strained as she tugged on the camel's neck. "Let's go, buddy. Get in the boat. Trent, help me!" Trent was getting up when a scorpion stung him on the tongue. "We have a problem with that," he muffled as his tongue swelled up a bit.
"Fine," Courtney decided, "We'll do it ourselves." She, Gwen, Echo and Samey tugged on the rope around the camel's neck. "Ha!" Max mocked. "We have the upper hand!"
"Who's happy to have just a stick now?" Jo taunted.
"Great weaving, Ella!" Phoebe complimented.
"To the water!" Topher told Team Chris as they pushed their finished boat into the river.
"It floats!" Greg cheered. Topher whistled and carried the goat in his hands. "No fair!" Echo complained. "If it wasn't for Solstice's crazy sister, I wouldn't be stuck on Team Loser!" Sol looked at Team Amazon with some concern. "Oh, Ella?" he asked her as Team Victory got into the water. "Mind talking to the camel, please?" Ella was about to when Jo covered her mouth. "Not a word, Cinderella," she ordered. "She's on our team, not yours."
"If we are to win," Phoebe argued, "We need to do it fairly. Ella, procceed."
"Okay!" Ella happily replied. She did a few brays, and the camel walked onto Team Amazon's boat. "Thank you, Ruby!" she told him.
"Hurry up and paddle!" Jo barked out.
"Well now," Chris told Chef, "Clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough, so..." Ding-ding! "Time for a musical reprise!" Ella clapped at this while everyone else moaned. "Hey," Chris told them, "If you finished the song the first time, you wouldn't be here now, Max!" Most of Team Victory glared at Max. "Start singing!" Chris told them. "And put your backs into it!"
"Wait," Trent muffled, "What about-?" A small vial of blue liquid hit him in the face. "Dab a bit of that on your tongue," Sol told him. "It'll get the swelling down." The music from the last song started to play as crocodiles popped up from the water. "Crocodile buddies," Topher began, "What'cha swarming for?"
"We don't mean to bug you," Courtney sang as two crocodiles chomped at the boat.
"Please let us reach the shore!" Gwen begged.
"Hey, it works," Trent noticed as his tongue healed up. "Whoa!"
"These crocs are getting kill-y," Dakota noticed.
"Just whack it on the nose!" Jo ordered.
"Can't we find a peaceful way?" Phoebe asked.
"I shall vanquish this foe!" Max declared as he held up the stick. A crocodile chomped it. "Ah!" Max screamed as he pulled his hand back.
"It's rowin' time," Greg sang.
"Vanquishin', vanquishin'," Team Amazon chorused.
"Crocodile season!" everyone else pitched in.
"It's rowin' time," Ella sang.
"Crocodiles, crocodiles," the rest of Team Victory chorused.
"I hope we aren't sinkin'!" Phoebe gulped.
"Yeah, it's rowin' time," Sam sang.
"Sinkin' in, sinkin' in," Team Amazon chorused.
"Crocodile season!" everyone else pitched in.
"It's rowin' time," Sol sang.
"Rowin' time, rowin' time," Team Amazon chorused as they passed Team Chris and reached the finish line.
"Till the Amazons..." Samey sang as the other teams reached the finish.
"WIN!" Team Amazon finished. "Yeah!"
"Congrats," Chris announced. "You're alive. And as long as you all brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight." Everyone cheered at this. "Where's the stick?" Ella wondered.
"Who cares about some stupid stick?" Max grumbled.
"You lost the stick?!" Jo scolded.
"That scaled beast was going to devour my hand if-"
"Max!" the rest of Team Victory complained.
"Wow," Chris chuckled, "Sucks to be you." Later, the plane was flying in the air. Team Victory was sitting in the elimination area. Ella, Jo and Phoebe were in the back row while Max, Helga and Dakota were in the front row. Duncan was standing by the doorway. "Team Victory," Chris began, "You came in last and lost your reward on the way, Max. So, it's vote time! Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find six passports."
"Unless Small Man feed it to crocodiles," Helga scolded.
"But it was an accident," Ella defended.
"Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home," Chris explained. "Got it, Ella?"
"Yes, Chris."
Confessional: Ella (Team Victory)
She proceeded to stamp every passport. "One for you, and one for you, and-"
Confessional: Max (Team Victory)
He stamped Phoebe's passport.
Confessional: Jo (Team Victory)
She held up Max's passport and stamped it.
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
"It was an accident..."
"Time's ticking," Chris told her as he popped in. She stamped Jo's passport.
Confessional: Helga (Team Victory)
She angrily stamped Max's passport.
Confessional: Dakota (Team Victory)
She was putting on a bit of lipstick and fixing her hair. She noticed the passports and quickly stamped Max's.
End Confessionals
"I've got the results of your vote right here," Chris began as he held up the passports. "Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks." He held up a bag of peanuts. "Mmm, barfy. The following players are safe: Helga, Ella, Dakota, Jo, and the last bag of peanuts goes to..." Max got a cocky look while Phoebe looked on with worry. "..."
"..."
"..."
"...Phoebe." Phoebe sighed as she caught the last bag of peanuts. "What?!" Max protested.
"You've got five seconds to strap this on," Chris told him as he passed him a parachute, "Or the Drop of Shame will become the Drop of Pain."
"This is preposterous! Some team you are! You are all-" Chef kicked Max out of the plane. "I knew that would be satisfying!" Chris exclaimed. Unknown to everyone, Max was clinging onto one of the plane's wings. "I'm not leaving so soon!" he declared. "This game shall be MINE! MINE!"
"Sucks to be Max," Duncan whistled.
"Last stop for non-competitors," Chris announced as he passed Duncan a parachute.
"Yeah, right. You're supposed to give me a ride home!"
"Yeah, but we're going the other way, so...see ya!" Chris shoved Duncan out of the plane. "Happy landings!" he shouted. Duncan screamed as he fell through the air.
Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"I'm glad that the team switch didn't happen. I'd rather have my friends close...and my enemies closer."
End Confessional
"Oh, finally!" Chris, in an aviator's outfit, commented in the cockpit. "A real competitor! Where will our next destination take us, and will Samey get over her fear of flying?" Samey's panicked screams could be heard. "Find out next time on an all-new episode of Total...Drama...World Tour!"
Bonus clip:
"Stupid old Chris and his stupid old...ARGH!" Duncan shouted as he fell through the air. "He's so dead when I see him next! Downside of quitting, no more million and no more lady action. On the upside, I'm off that armpit and I got out with my dignity intact!" His parachute deployed, but he crashed into a tree and dangled from a branch as scarabs swarmed at the base.
So, here's episode 2. I know you saw Max getting eliminated, but it doesn't seem like he's finished just yet. And I promise I won't go as far as they did in canon. I may not like him, but even I wouldn't be that cruel. There are limits.
Speaking of which, it seems like a certain superhero has a bit of trouble on her plate. I have a plan for Phoebe, which is based a little bit from my Spanish-speaking fanfic writing friend's own hero OC. (I really recommend reading his stories, trust me.)
The next episode will feature pandas, pinball and Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tales. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying astamtie wastamie biawm jayid. (That's Arabic for enjoy and have a good day. Since this is a World Tour rewrite, I thought I would get into the spirit and look up different translations for my usual sign-off. The beauty of an online translator, huh?)