"Last time on Total Drama World Tour," Chris recapped, "Egypt. Land of pyramids. Land of hot. Land of sweaty. Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun. And they still managed to find time to dust a dog, chat up a camel, feed the crocs, and whack a bird. Showing style on the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull out a win, Max found a way to lose...unlose...and lose again. And as the sun began to set on the sandy...sands of Egypt, we found out what happens when someone refuses to get along and sing the song. This week, who's gonna sing? Who's gonna dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at five...million...dollars? Welcome to Total...Drama...World Tour!"
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The plane wobbled as Team Chris and Team Victory sat in loser class. "No wonder Samey's so scared of flying," Sam gulped. "I hope we don't crash."
"Calm down," Greg told him. "Air travel is actually one of the safest ways to travel, unless the aircraft is shoddily built." A boarded up piece of the plane came loose, making air rush out of the plane. "Like this one!" Greg shouted. Everyone clung to their seats. "Help!" Ella cried out. Her grip slipped and she flew off, but Topher managed to catch her. "We can't lose such a pure soul!" he declared.
"We need to patch up that hole!" Phoebe told the others. "Hang on!" She tried to walk over but ended up losing her grip. "I save you!" Dakota, now as Dakotazoid, shouted as she grabbed her by the waist. She then covered herself over the hole, stopping the rush of air. "Wow," Jo commented, "Guess Miss Mutant is pretty useful after all."
"You better watch it!" Dakotazoid growed.
"You're a tota hero, Dakota!" Sam cheered, making her blush.
"Hooray," Phoebe moaned. "Oh..."
"Ella," Topher told her as she hugged him, "You can let go now."
"Oh, sorry," Ella apologized as she pulled away. "But thank you so much for rescuing me."
"Uh, guys?" Sam spoke up. "Mind getting something for the hole? Dakota can't stay there forever."
In first class, Courtney was sipping on her drink. "I happen to like winning and being in first class," she began, "Which happens to make me an ideal leader."
"If our team needed one," Gwen argued, "Which we don't because we're winning!"
"And I have plans to keep it that way, so think about me as leader."
"Save the campaign speech for when you run for office, Courtney," Samey told her. "Hey, anyone seen Echo?" The girls saw Echo rummaging through their luggage. "You're going through our stuff like a starving raccoon goes through a dumpster?!" Courtney scolded.
"Like you wouldn't do the same?" Echo shot back.
"Just get out of there," Gwen told her. "Some of that stuff's off-limits."
"Oh, really? Like what?" As Echo picked up another bag, a raccoon with foam around its mouth hissed at her, making her scream and run off. "There's a rabid pest on this plane!" she shouted. To her surprise, everyone else began to laugh. "What's so funny?" Echo demanded.
"Just who are you calling a pest?" Trent scolded after he changed back.
"How did you do that?"
"No sabes?" Lucas asked her as he carried a tray of drinks over. "Oh, that's right. You were in the doghouse when the news came out. Dude can change into any animal."
"What's with the foam?" Samey wondered.
"Just some whip cream stashed here," Trent replied. "Hey, thanks again, Lucas."
"No hay problema, mi hombre," Lucas told him. Echo just shoved him aside, knocking him over and making the tray and drinks crash onto the ground. "You okay?" Samey asked as he helped him to his feet.
"I am now," Lucas replied. The two smiled for a moment. "Blech!" Echo gagged as she covered her mouth. "Are there more barf bags around?"
"This is your captain speaking," Chris announced over the loudspeakers. "It's time for everyone to join me in the common area, and I mean everyone." Soon, the contestants were seated in the common area. "Welcome to today's challenge," Chris began. "It's-"
"Is it a reward or elimination challenge?" Greg wondered.
"Good question, Greg, and like I'm gonna tell ya!"
"Two people got booted out last time," Sam whispered to Dakota, who was back to normal. "So today has reward written all over it!"
"Maybe the reward is a shopping spree," Dakota thought, "Or massages. Wouldn't that be great, Sam?"
"Yeah!"
"And I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent," Chris continued.
"Hey!" Dakota scolded, feeling offended.
"Because we are about to land in...Japan!" Chef burst through the door with a katana in his teeth and an Asian fighting robe on his body. "Um, guys?" Greg pointed out. "That's a Chinese outfit, not Japanese."
"Thank you, Greg," Chris blandly told him. "Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing-"
"You would think you'd work hard to get it correct."
"Greg! Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified."
"The cultural insensitivity you have is unbelievable! I mean, really?" Chris, now with an annoyed look, nodded to Chef, who sliced the door open with his katana. Everyone was sucked outside. "Or we could've just landed the plane," Chris suggested as he and Chef clung onto the cockpit doorway.
"Nah," Chef replied, "Too boring!" Everyone screamed as they fell from the sky. Ding-ding! "Seriously?!" Jo complained. "SERIOUSLY?!"
"Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks!" Chris shouted through a megaphone. "Maybe you'll try harder this time, 'kay?"
"We're singing as we're falling," Ella began.
"Well, some are cannonbaling," Echo pointed out as Luna squealed as she curled up into a ball.
"Our lives begin to flash before our eyes," Sol sang.
"We might just go kablooey," Trent and Topher added.
"Get smushed and become chewy," Sam and Greg gulped.
"'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!" everyone sang.
"Sports champ!" Jo shouted.
"Game designer!" Sam added.
"Go home and see my daddy," Phoebe weeped.
"Crush Sol!" Echo declared.
"Find my prince," Ella sang.
"Be a famous golfer's caddy," Topher added.
"Coporate lawyer," Courtney decided.
"Prom destroyer!" Gwen yelled.
"Make Sam and me movie stars!" Dakota exclaimed.
"Bear tamer!" Helga declared.
"New bug namer!" Luna squealed.
"Uh, um, I can't think that far," Samey admitted.
"But first we must cease dropping," Greg sang, "Our goal here would be stopping."
"Before we smash into the ground from the sky!" Luna squealed.
"Flat into little pieces," Sol pointed out.
"Heads merged with our feet-ses," Sam added.
"That would really suck, and here's why!" Dakota explained.
"We like to keep on living," Ella sang.
"So Chris," Topher added as he held her hand, "Please hope you're giving..."
"Some wings!" Dakota shouted.
"A jetpack!" Courtney decided.
"A rift in time!" Gwen yelled out.
"Parachute?!" Jo complained.
"Waterbed?" Sam recommended.
"Trampoline!" Topher realized.
"Springy shoes!" Ella hoped.
"Rocket boots!" Greg exclaimed.
"Flying squirrel!" Trent shouted.
"Bubble bath?" Samey squeaked.
"I change to bubbles, too!"
"Daddy!" Phoebe cried out.
"Pasta!" Sol exclaimed. "No! Some gumbo and rice will do!"
"'Cause there's still so much to do before we die!" everyone chorused as they formed a circle around Sol. "Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!"
"Yeah!" Sol finished. Soon, everyone landed in a humongus bowl of rice. "Japan!" Greg exclaimed as he popped up. "I know everything about this place!"
"What you knew just sent us free-falling out of a plane!" Jo complained.
"Don't be so hard on him, Jo," Phoebe told her as she stepped between the two. "But Greg, please be more careful with what you say, okay?"
"I guess I did get a bit...enthusiastic," Greg admitted. "It's just been a dream of mine to visit this majestic country! I even asked that intern Lara to teach me to speak Japanese. Watch." He cleared his throat. "Kyo no koun o inorimasu."
"What did that gibberish mean?" Jo scoffed.
"It meant 'I wish you the best of luck today' but considering your attitude, you're excluded from that."
"Okay," Chris announced after everyone was on safe ground again, "Your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!"
"I love Japanese game shows!" Sam exclaimed as he gave Greg a high-five. "My favorite has to be Human Itchy My Car Go-Go, where you have to throw a banana into a car window using..."
"A giant shrimp fork!" Greg finished. "Incredible!" The duo were cut off by a gong. "Oh, look," Chris said, "My own personal geek gong. Okay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board, scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and posts. Most points wins, and I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So, teams, select a ball guy or gal. Victory?"
"We choose Phoebe," Dakota told him.
"We do?" Phoebe wondered.
"Coolio," Chris replied as he held up a panda. "Here's your pinball buddy."
"A panda? No! Remember when I crumbled that mummy dog in Egypt?"
...
"The least we can do is let it rest with its owner," Phoebe sighed. "Come here." She went to grab the mummified dog when it cracked, making it and the pyramid explode.
...
"That didn't happen, Wonder Wuss!" Jo interrupted. "That dumb mummy dog didn't explode. It just crumbled to dust."
"But what about that poor seagull that fell from the sky?" Ella wondered with worry.
"My point exactly," Phoebe gulped. "I don't know what's up with me and animals."
"Isn't it obvious?" Echo pointed out with a sly grin. "That mummy dog cursed you."
"What? N-no, it can't be true!"
"I can't believe I'm saying this," Sol cut in, "But Echo's ri...ri...ri, ri, ri, blech, I can't even say it! Ri-"
"Let me help you, Jarhead," Jo cut in. She punched Sol in the back. "RIGHT!" he cried out as he fell over.
"Sol, are you okay?!" Ella gasped with concern.
"Phoebe," he moaned as he lifted a finger, "You've got some bad mojo around you right now."
"Really?" Phoebe thought. The panda grabbed onto her face and started punching her. "Aw, cute," Chris gushed. "Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot?"
"I'm allergic to panda dander," Sam gulped. "Get hives."
"What he said," Greg agreed.
"I'll do it," Topher volunteered. "I'm not scared of a panda."
"Wicked," Chris said. "Incoming!" He tossed a panda at Topher, but the boy caught it and cuddled it. "Hello, you gentle thing," Topher told it in a soothing voice. "Okay if I rub your tummy?"
"Aw..." Helga gushed.
"Aw..." Dakota and Ella added.
"Oh..." Phoebe moaned as her panda continued to punch her face.
"And Team Amazon?" Chris asked.
"Whose face needs the most remodeling?" Echo wondered aloud.
"Nice," Gwen scoffed. "I hate to tell you, but we're on the same team! So you might wanna flip the witch switch back to off."
"Would you girls like some leadership?" Courtney asked in an annoyed tone. "I'd be glad to choose."
"Stop fighting already!" Trent cut in. "Let's just settle this with a vote."
"Good idea," Samey agreed. "All those who wanna see Echo bopped around in a ball, raise your hand." Everyone but Echo raised their hands. "Guess that's decided," Samey said with a giggle. Echo just scowled. "You might want to bring some ointment, Echo," Chris told her, "Because the beast you'll be sharing your space is Sol."
"WHAT?!" Sol cried out.
"NO WAY!" Echo protested. "Not even for all the money in the world!"
"I'd rather die!"
"That can be arranged." Soon, the pinballs were prepped. "It's human pinball time!" Chris announced. Chef, in a traditional Japanese robe, launched the balls. "Ow!" Phoebe cried out as her panda clawed at her hair. The balls bounced around, scoring their respective teams points. "OW!" Phoebe screamed. "Sorry, panda! OW! Sorry again! Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda!" Team Amazon's ball fell into a hole and was launched into the air. Sol clutched onto Echo out of fright. "Get your paws off of me, you ogre!" Echo shot back. Team Chris's panda pointed ahead. "Thanks, Ting Ting," Topher told it. "Let's do it!" His ball bounced around, racking up more points. "Yay, Phoebe!" Ella cheered as the rest of Team Victory tried to move the paddle.
"Out of the way, princess!" Jo barked out. Team Victory's ball bounced off. "Sorry, panda!" Phoebe apologized. Team Chris and Team Victory's balls kept racking up points. Team Amazon's ball bounced a few times before rolling out of the pinball machine. The ball was still moving due to Echo and Sol fighting inside. The ball opened up, releasing a puff of steam. A bruised Sol plopped to the ground as an angry Echo stormed out. "If I had a point for every bruise that psychopath gave me," Sol coughed out, "I'd be a millionaire."
"Guy can't catch a break, huh?" Trent asked Samey, who only turned her head away.
Confessional: Trent (Team Amazon)
"Man, she's more upset with Sol than I thought. She didn't even defend him against Echo. That says something right there."
End Confessional
Team Victory's ball rolled out next. Phoebe, now covered in scratches, sniffled as she held her unconscious panda.
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
"I can't believe I hurt that poor little cuddly...my own tears are falling into my scratches."
End Confessional
Team Chris's ball rolled out last. Topher walked out with his panda, making everyone on his team cheer. "With a score of 462,000," Chris announced, "Team I Am Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot takes the Super Human Mega Pinball Smash and wins a leg up in the next Japanese challenge."
"I wanna go home!" Phoebe cried out.
"Will we let her? Will Tsing Tsing the panda make a full recovery and give Phoebe an unplanned claw cut mohawk? Stay tuned. There's more wacky cappy macky teriyaki action after the break."
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"Welcome to Total...Drama...Action!" Chris announced in a Japanese promo for season two. "Where there will be crazy action and kooky filming and somber eating."
"Very nice food," a dubbing of Owen's voice said. "I like it."
"Hey, there, way oh-so-cute monster," a dubbing of Izzy's voice said.
"Total Drama Action," Chris announced. "Coming soon. Pears and apples of fun." The screen the teams were watching switched off. "What was that?" Trent spoke up.
"That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo," Chris explained. "Total Drama is HUGE here!"
"But that was in English," Greg pointed out, "So why were Owen and Izzy's voices dubbed?"
"Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry."
"No, you're not," Courtney argued.
"True. Ready for the next challenge? I hope you paid attention because you'll be writing, directing and producing your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand-new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails Challenge...of Celebration Fun!"
"You said you were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm," Chef grumbled.
"Oops," Chris insincerely replied. "I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area. Since Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first." Team Chris shared a high-five. "With Team Victory choosing second," Chris continued, "And Team Amazon's stuck with whatever drags are left."
Team Chris looked around. "I see a tiny Tokyo," Greg thought.
"Neat costume!" Sam exclaimed as he held up a spider costume.
"We can do a Godzilla-themed commercial!" Topher realized. "But who will be best to play our monster?"
"Topher then asks Luna is she'll volunteer," Luna narrated. The guys just had odd looks. "Uh, Luna?" Topher finally spoke up, "Will you-?"
"Yes, yes, YES!" Luna squealed as she hugged him. "I do, I do!" Team Chris walked off with their stuff as Team Victory approached them. "Good luck, ladies," Topher told them with a bow.
"Oh," Ella giggled as she curtsied, "Same with you!"
"Since I've had experience with TV, I'll head this challenge," Dakota decided. "How about for our idea, we can use different Japanese food like pad thai or-."
"Pad thai is Thai!" Jo scolded.
"I'm pretty sure it's not!"
"What about we have the candy skip down a yellow brick road?" Ella recommended.
"No!" Helga protested. "Fish candy fight other candy and come out on top!"
"Ladies, please!" Phoebe shouted over them. "I have an idea that'll give everyone a little bit of what they want." Later, Team Amazon was staring at the leftover stuff. "A pathetic pile of stuff nobody wants," Courtney complained. "Goodbye, first class." They heard a familiar laugh and saw a pair of dark eyes in the shadows. "Was that-?" Samey began to ask.
"Trent, could you check it out for us?" Gwen quietly asked him.
"S-sure thing," Trent stuttered. He changed into a cat and pounced where the shadow was. "El gato!" a Latino voice shouted. "Get off of me!"
"Lucas?" Samey wondered. Lucas managed to get to his feet. "Dude, a little warning next time," Trent told him after he changed back. "Why are you sneaking around here?"
"Um," Lucas stammered, his mask hiding his reddened face.
"Team Chris sent you here to spy on us, didn't they?!" Echo accused.
"No, I wasn't-" Echo growled at Lucas, making him scurry off. "Tramautize him much?" Samey scolded.
Confessional: Lucas
"Okay, I guess I was technically spying on Team Amazon. Mainly Sammy. There's something about her that just draws me near her, like her golden hair...or her swanlike voice...or her beautiful eyes that shine like saphires in the starry night...Gracias a dios por esta mascara."
End Confessional
Greg and Sam were trying to set up the tiny city while Luna stomped around in the spider costume. "Calm down," Sam told her. "Let us finish the tiny city first before you wreck it," Greg told her. "Why don't you go find out where your brother ran off to?"
"Good idea, teammate," Topher agreed. He tried a piece of Chef's candy but immediately spit it out in disgust.
Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"Like rotted fish intestines with a side order of fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment!" He puked.
Confessional: Luna (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
She was happily eating Chef's candy. "Chef has a good thing going here. Wonder if there's more."
End Confessionals
"We have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank," Echo suggested, "Then it breaks out and plays basketball. Duh!"
"Too Dr. Seuss," Gwen told her. "Spinning masks. We toss candy into their mouths and-"
"Insane!" Courtney interrupted. "Flashing lights and fireworks! Chef wants to be dazzled."
"They all sound good..." Samey began.
"Overruled!" Echo cut in. "Fish tank!"
"Hello!" Gwen argued. "The only way we are winning is with spinning heads, and lots of them!"
"You people are impossible!" Courtney shouted. "I'm so out of here!" She stormed off. "Well, so am I!" Echo declared as she stormed off behind her.
"Fine!" Gwen shouted as she tossed the mask aside and stormed off behind them.
"Uh, we can't storm off together," Courtney pointed out. "Kind of defeats the purpose."
"You go back that way, then!" Echo ordered.
"No, you go back that way!"
"Well, I came this way first!" Gwen shouted.
"We are in some deep trouble," Samey sighed to Trent as she took off her mask.
"No kidding," Trent agreed. "Want me to go get them?"
"Not so much." Unknown to them, Sol was watching them from a nearby box. "Oh, she's such a doll," he sighed.
"No kidding," Lucas agreed, catching Sol off-guard. "She's such a kind person."
"Yeah, she is," Sol agreed.
"And she looks so pretty and has such a sweet voice."
"No doubt about that."
"Do you think I might have a chance with her?" Sol widened his eyes at this. "I don't see a problem," he spoke up. "Oh, wait, there is one problem. Oh, what was it? Oh, yes. How about the fact that she's taken?!"
"Last I checked," Lucas corrected, "Sammy's single, which means she's free."
"You're wrong, man. Sammy is taken!"
"No, she's free!"
"Taken!"
"Free!"
"Taken!"
"Free!"
"Froggie!" Luna suddenly cut in as she sat atop of a tall box.
"Que?" Lucas wondered, bewildered. "Froggie?" Sol just smirked and stepped away from him. A vial smashed at Lucas's feet, creating green smoke. Suddenly, he was turned into a blue frog. "Come on, Solstice!" Luna squealed as she hopped down. "Quit playing with your buddy and come on!" She dragged Sol off by the arm while Frog-Lucas hopped off.
"Could you get a little more rain, Helga?" Phoebe asked. "It needs to look dreary."
"Remind me again why I'm on a donkey," Jo grumbled as she wore a samurai attire and sat on a donkey.
"Someone has to be the samurai," Dakota informed her, "And you're the most...masculine of the girls."
"And you're basically the star of the commercial," Phoebe pointed out. "The, uh, head honcho, so to speak."
"I like the sound of that!" Jo boasted.
"I figured that. Dakota, with your movie experience, you'll be in charge of everyone's lines. Helga's got scenery, and Ella will do costumes."
"Here we are!" Ella exclaimed as she placed a sparkly hat on top of Phoebe's head. Phoebe and Dakota exchangled a glance. "Ella, this isn't exactly what we're going for," Phoebe carefully told her. "Could you go for something...simpler?"
"What about these?" Ella recommended as she held up some straw hats.
"Perfect! Helga, how's it coming?" The trio were startled when Helga dropped a bucket. "Set finished," Helga announced. "Start doing filming."
"Got it," Phoebe replied. "Everyone, get ready."
"Everyone?"
"Yes, everyone has to be in the commercial." Helga just had a blank stare.
Confessional: Helga (Team Victory)
"No one said anything about that. I am not best performer."
End Confessional
"I feel silly with this," Trent complained as he held a seagull, fireworks, lights and a donut.
"Do you want us to lose?" Samey asked as she held up a camcorder. "Just suck it up for a few minutes, okay?" She noticed Frog-Lucas croaking by her feet. "Weird color for a frog," Trent noted.
"We'll use it," Samey decided as she flung the frog, which landed on Trent's face. "We roll in three...two...one..."
Later, everyone was in the plane's first class as they were waiting for their commercial. "All right," Chris announed, "Now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off. Chef?"
"No budget, no ad agency ripoff cheese ball cheap show-" Chef grumbled.
"First up, Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot with 'Monster Rampage'." The screen showed Team Chris's commercial. Luna crushed the tiny city. "Monster noises!" she growled.
"Oh, no!" Topher gasped as he and the others stood in Luna's shadow. "The maniac monster!"
"We must run!" Greg shouted.
"Think of the children!" Sam advised.
"Crazy sister," Sol grumbled.
"Wait!" Topher realized as he pulled out Chef's candy. "We shall stop her with this!" He tossed the candy in Luna's mouth. "Yummy!" she exclaimed.
"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time...Candy Fish Tails! Better than fro-yo," the rest of Team Chris sang as Luna danced. "Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time...Taste so good! Wash your face!"
"Next up," Chris announced, "Team Victory with 'A Samurai's Lament'." The screen showed Team Victory's commercial. Jo was riding her donkey in the rain. "Great samirai," Ella said as she curtsied.
"Please," Dakota begged, "Do you have food?"
"Helga?" Phoebe whispered as she nudged Helga's arm. "Helga, your line." She sighed. "The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!" A beach ball bounced by and poked Jo's sword as she laid on the ground. "Duty," Jo spoke, "Honor. Total Drama Yum Yum...Happy Go Time...Candy Fish Tails. Eat them fast. Time is fleeting." She ate the candy but spit it back out. "Okay, I've had it!" Jo stormed off the set. "Um, enjoy!" Ella exclaimed as she held up the candy.
"Yeah, that was interesting," Chris commented.
"That pad thai idea sounded much better than Wonder Wuss's idea," Jo complained.
"I told you!" Dakota complained.
"I liked it," Ella defended. "The beautiful rain and the gentle words that-"
"Please don't praise it, Ella," Phoebe sighed in defeat. "It stank."
"Next up," Chris announced, "The Amazons." Echo, Gwen and Courtney just stood in place. "This is humiliating," Gwen quietly commented.
"What now?" Echo wondered.
"Chris," Courtney spoke up, "As the leader of Team Amazon, it falls to me to tell you that our team didn't-"
"Come up with an amazing title for our awesome commercial!" Samey interrupted.
"We have a commercial?" Gwen wondered.
"Uh, yeah," Trent admitted as he rubbed his arm. "Let's just call it 'Huh?'." The screen showed Team Amazon's commercial. "Yum!" Samey and Trent sang as a picture of Chef's candy popped up around some lights and hockey masks before some donuts blew up. "Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!"
"Eat them now!" Samey exclaimed through a megaphone. "Eat them good! Eat them anytime!" Frog-Lucas swam in the tank with Chef's candy. "Just eat them, YUM!"
"You eat it!" the seagull shouted after eating Chef's candy. Everyone stared at the commercial in utter shock. "Okay..." Chris spoke up. "Well, Chef?"
"Chris," Chef decided, "I think I gotta go with...Team Amazon." Team Amazon cheered at this. "I don't know. I just love exploding donuts."
"You two are amazing!" Gwen told Trent and Samey.
"Really?" Trent wondered.
"Come on!" Samey exclaimed. "Group hug!" She pulled everyone into a hug. "Ew!" Echo gagged as she pulled away. "I rather kiss a frog than hug you!"
"Care to put your money where your snake-breath mouth is?" Dakota wagered as she pointed to Frog-Lucas. Echo made a face as she picked up the frog. "This is gonna be FUN!" Luna squealed as she readied a camera.
"What's the matter?" Jo taunted. "Too chicken to do it?"
"Says you!" Echo shot back. She kissed the frog, turning it back into Lucas. The two widened their eyes in shock, and their screams echoed throughout the plane. "Okay, that was pretty funny to see," Samey admitted while Echo puked in a trash can. "But how did-" She noticed Sol creeping away from the scene. "Where do you think you're going?" Samey demanded, making Sol freeze in place.
"You think I-?" Sol stammered. "I didn't-" Luna snapped a picture while everyone else winced as they heard Sol let out a high-pitched scream. Samey growled as she stormed off. "That had to hurt, man," Trent told Sol.
"It does," Sol managed to squeak out as he laid on the ground. Luna shook the picture she took and passed it to Chris. "Oh, that one's a keeper!" he laughed as the picture showed Samey kicking Sol in the groin. "Congratulations, Team Amazon. But Chef, I also have to know: who bit the biggest?"
"Those guys with that sad donkey thing," Chef decided as he pointed to Team Victory. "You lose! You're sending someone home tonight!"
"I put a panda in intensive care," Phoebe sniffled, "Then I completely wrecked our act, and we lose again?!"
"Wait," Dakota thought, "It's not a reward?"
"Well, I'm sure enjoying it," Chris said. Later, Ella was sitting on a seat in loser class when she saw Topher walking over. "It could just as easily have been me," he assured her. "Honestly, I liked the commercial as much as you did. You must've put in a lot of work."
"It was Phoebe's idea, actually," Ella spoke up. "She's such a great leader."
"She is, isn't she? It would be a shame if she was kicked off so soon. Oh, if only there was a way someone could help her." Topher left, leaving Ella to think.
"It's vote time!" Chris announced to Team Victory as they sat in the common area. "Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it, Ella?"
"I do, Chris," Ella replied.
Confessional: Ella (Team Victory)
She picked up Phoebe's passport. "Aw, what a cute picture of her. If only I can help her..." She gasped. "I know!" She dropped the passport and skipped out.
Confessional: Helga (Team Victory)
She stamped Phoebe's passport.
Confessional: Dakota (Team Victory)
She looked between Phoebe's passport and Jo's passport.
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
She looked at her own passport before stamping it and breaking down to cry.
Confessional: Jo (Team Victory)
"Bye-bye, Wonder Wuss!" She stamped Phoebe's passport.
Confessional: Panda
It angrily stamped Phoebe's passport.
End Confessionals
"Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks," Chris began as he held up the votes, Chef held a tray with four peanut bags and Lucas held a parachute, "And if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame. The following players are safe. Dakota." Chef tossed a bag of peanuts at her head. "Easy!" she warned him.
"Helga," Chris continued. Helga rubbed her arm after a bag of peanuts was tossed at her. "Jo." Jo winced as a bag of peanuts was tossed at her stomach. "And the final bag goes to..." Ella looked concerned while Phoebe smiled. "..."
"..."
"...El-"
"Wait!" Ella cut in. "I wish to make an announcement! I forfeit the competition!" The girls gasped in shock as she walked over to Lucas and put on the parachute. "B-b-but you can't just quit!" Phoebe argued.
"Why not?" Helga wondered. "Did you not do that last time?"
"Don't worry, Phoebe," Ella assured her. "I know you'll do just great."
"My man Shane would love you," Lucas commented. "I have to introduce you to him soon." Ella smiled before jumping out of the plane. "FAREWELL!" she shouted as she fell.
"Sayonara from Japan," Chris narrated. "Where will our travels take us next? Will Team Amazon be able to keep their fragile peace? What other weird products does Chef want to sell? All these questions and many more probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total...Drama...World Tour!"
Bonus clip:
"Leaving the game isn't so bad," Ella admitted as she floated down with her parachute. "I didn't have a plan for the money anyway. I really hope sweet Phoebe wins it. She really deserves to win. Huh. I wonder what's down here." Her strap came loose, and she plummeted to the ground. "Hang on!" a voice shouted as a man caught her. Ella looked up to see a dark-skinned boy with short black hair, a red mask, a white hooded vest with the Canadian leaf and a double 'S' logo, white pants, red boots, red gloves and belt looking at her. "You okay, ma'am?" he asked.
"I didn't mean to fall on you," Ella apologized. "I'm sorry, Mister...?"
"Shane," the boy apologized. "I was just sightseeing around here when you dropped by. You wanna go watch a sumo match they're setting up nearby? Then we could try the local cuisine and look around some shops. My treat."
"Thank you so much for your generosity, Mister Shane." The two walked off while holding hands, with Ella's parachute dangling from a cherry blossom tree.
Here's episode 3! Sadly, Ella was planned to be an early cut and left in a way similar to Harold in canon. But it looks like she may have met her special someone in the bonus clip.
The intern Lucas and the man Ella met, Shane, are both OCs created by LaCuevademisgustos.
The next episode will have the teens shivering as they skip over ice floes and doing a human dog race. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying tanoshinde, yoiichinichiwo. (Japanese for enjoy and have a good day.)