"Look, Dodoria, Zarbon! Look at the beautiful fireworks HAHAHAHAHAHA!" A familiar voice laughed maniacally as planet Vegeta exploded in a beautiful, yet horrifying display.
"You missed a spot Frieza…" I muttered with a small smirk, actually he missed multiple spots, me, my brother, my father, although it hasn't decided if it was cannon yet, turles, and a few others, he did not do a good job at all.
Yes, I died, unlike most I didn't die, from a truck or a car or a train, I died when I was skydiving, how? Let's just say that my parachute went wrong and let's leave it at that.
Unfortunately for me, the smirk as quickly as it came vanished, and a wormhole appeared before me.
"Space Anomaly detected." My ship responded, as a wormhole started to form around.
'Awe crap.' I thought, right before my ship and I fell through. Once we did though, the wormhole closed and vanished as if nothing ever happened.
...
Yes, I was Robbed.
I blame it all on him.
How else could I have explained the situation, nothing makes sense, how I ended up in the body of an infant Saiyan, almost a second after my head impacted the ground.
I could just say it's because of the Multiverse theory, The theory of infinite universe, but I think it'll be more satisfactory if I just blame Rob.
Hmm…the last thing I remember was…being a student, in the university of Maryland, studying Cyber security, before I woke up here, in the body of a baby in a spaceship.
It was confusing, why, for the simple reason being that I was reborn, but I have no clue how I died, as a matter of fact, all I remember was blacking out, I don't even remember any important stuff, only thing that was important was the fact that I was a nerd, not reallly a nerd, just watched anime, I was somewhat of a loner too, I remember not even getting my first kiss.
Other than that, everything was well,
Later that day, it was then I realized that I was a Saiyan called Kakorot, as I figured out my ships database, and was sent on the planet to kill all life.
Yeah…not doing that, but it brings me so much joy that I was Goku from dragon ball.
Eventually, I crash land into a planet called earth…
Earth….it was a beauty, although I've never seen it up close in the atmosphere, It was much different then the online pictures, you can rest assure on that.
The atmosphere was strong, and it was really hot, I traveled before I crash landed on a empty grassy field…
It was big feeling but it was more uncomfortable than painful.
"Oh my Gosh Ben look!"
There was I heard gasps and people talking, "May wait-!"
But apparently he went ignored..
'Wait…may?' Just when I was about to make connections to the impossible, something went up.
The hatchet opened up, and may gasped.
I cried out in surprise as well…this was freaking auntmay from the mcu, or so it's looked like at least…
My eyes were widen in shock, my mind was recalling all the buildings that I passed by, surprisingly without any crashes.
But that's not…how can this be…
"It's a baby…" may breathed, we both stareed at each other…
May eventually smiled.
I blinked as she picked me up.
Her hands were cold.
"Let's adopt him."
Ben hesitated., "May I don't think that's a good Idea…"
"Oh hush…" May said eyes never meeting mine, "he's alone..with no one to care for him…"
"We could always hand him over to the orphanage, possibly the government?" Ben muttered, not really sure about having an ALIEN, as a son, and wondered if this whole thing will come and bite him in the ass..
May shot him a look, Ben cringed, then sighed, as he looked at the baby once more… he noticed a… his eyes widened…
"A tail…"
"What's wrong Ben," May held too much amusement at his reaction, "it's not like he's going to turn into a giant monkey and start smashing everything in its path…
I almost snorted, 'please don't tempt murphy.'
Suddenly the image of Gigantic Monkeys the size of mountains, flashed in Ben's mind, he gulped…
"it's settled…" May said her tone leaving no room for argument and sounded very happy.
She happily hoisting me up in the air, "Andrew Parker…that's your name."
Ben sighed, having an alien as a son… he looked at the kid and saw that May was making faces and baby noises at the kid, causing the kid to start laughing.
He stared at the scene for a moment before warmth, filled his body, just maybe…maybe he could get used to this….
He smiled
Having an alien as a son…
What's the worst that could happen.