Author Notes: Sometimes story ideas can come from parody/troll fiction... This is what came to my mind.
Author Notes: I was homeless for about 5 years but since I have an apartment as of the last few months I think it's time to start on a new Fanfiction!?
Father Knows Best
Chapter 1
"Come on Kate! We've been dating for two months already!"
He looked so mad... Was this all he cared about?
'How can I approach this the right way"
Kate looked at Buster and tried her best to sound kind.
"Buster... I know that you want to make love with me, and I'm okay with that, but we need to use protection."
Buster thrust his head up and groaned loudly.
"You know I can't use condoms! The aliens plan is to take all the ejaculate and insinuate all of their children to grow again the human race until they can someday take over our world!"
He was always so insensible. She hated when he was like that.
"Buster... That isn't true..."
He started to look angry.
"Kate! Either we have sex tonight or... or..."
He started to look uncertain.
"...or we break up right here and now!"
Hurt...
... She felt so hurt by his words.
Couldn't Buster just understand and be reasonable.
She stepped forward and put her hand on his shoulder.
"Listen Buster... Some day I really do want children... and some day we will make love together... But for right now it's not the right time... You know my family is struggling and I have an interview for a job tomorrow... Can't you just wait a little longer?"
*Slap* He didn't slap her face but he might as well have... Her arm felt a bit hurt from Buster knocking her hand off of him. He probably didn't mean to be so rough though right?
"Buster..."
"NO Kate!!!"
Buster stepped forward with a face of rage and Kate stepped back out of shock.
"No Kate!!! I'm DONE waiting! WE ARE OVER!"
There were more words coming from his mouth but Kate couldn't listen. She was lost in thoughts.
'We are over? Why? Why couldn't he listen to her?'... Suddenly she could hear again.
"... And you know how many times Arthur says he F$#$ Francine? TEN time a day!!!"
Arthur? Kate frowned. Jow could he be talking about Arthur now after what he did? Kate started feeling a new emotion now: Anger.
She stepped forward and frowned and finally let it out!
" FINE!"
"You want us to be over Buster? YOU got IT!"
She turned around completely missing Buster's shocked face and quickly walked to the door, inlocked it, opened it and slammed it behind her!
It wasn't until she got to the sidewalk that the emotions started to turn from anger to sadness, and she couldn't stop the tears as she walked home.
Because she didn't have a car yet, and because she felt taht it was fitting, she wasn't angry as it started to rain on her.