With Hermosa; she was escorted to a room by Vanessa.
"This is where you're to sleep for the next three weeks." said Vanessa.
Hermosa nodded.
"Okay." said Hermosa.
"Enjoy." said Vanessa.
She walked off as Hermosa walked into the bedroom.
She looked around and whistled.
"Sure beats my own bedroom back home." said Hermosa.
But then a servant who looked like Skara appeared and started taking some measurments of her arm, confusing her.
"Uh, what're you doing?" said Hermosa.
"Taking measurments, this way I can make sure the sewing experts can get perfect outfits for you in no time." said the Skara look a like.
Hermosa was more confused.
"Ok?" She said.
"Oh by the way my name is Tanya." said the Skara look alike, "And I hope we can become good friends here!"
Hermosa smiled.
"Names Hermosa and I hope so as well!" she said.
Tanya continued to measure all of Hermosa's body parts.
"Just out of curiosity, how good are the sewing experts?" said Hermosa.
"They can get any job done in less then 24 hours." said Tanya.
Hermosa nodded in shock.
"Wow okay." said Hermosa, "Just out of curiosity, what's the story with our hosts, why are they the way they are? Appearance wise."
Tanya sighed.
"It's something no one likes to talk about. Apparently they pissed off an enchantress some time ago, and now they've got the appearances that you saw." said Tanya.
She then wrote stuff down on a piece of paper.
Meanwhile with Gaston; he was put in another room by Morningstar.
"There's your room, your personal servant will be with you shortly." said Morningstar.
Gaston nodded.
"Okay." said Gaston.
Morningstar walked off as Gaston sat down on a chair and took off his shoes.
"Oh yeah, this'll be quite the time to relax." said Gaston.
But then a pair of hands started massaging his feet, shocking him.
He looked down to see that someone who looked like Crash Bandicoot was massaging his feet.
"Figured you could use one." said the bandicoot.
Gaston shook his head.
"At least I'm not all that worry some." said Gaston.
Back in reality; Amity became confused.
"I feel like that was directed towards me for some reason. I'm not all that worry some." said Amity.
But then Roger pulled out a poster of sorts before opening it up, revealing it was a Missing poster of Luz with contact info that said 'Any info on her current whereabouts, contact W1TCHCHICK128'.
"Oh so you didn't set up this missing poster of Luz with your Penstagram user name for contact info after she went away for only 15 minutes?" said Roger.
Amity blushed nervously before taking the poster away.
"Just continue with the story." said Amity.
Back in the story; Wendy was lead to a room by Roy.
"Here you go, your sleeping quarters. If you need anything, just hollar." said Roy.
Wendy nodded.
"Okay." said Wendy.
Roy walked off.
Wendy took off her boots before climbing into bed and lied down.
She then felt the bed and smiled.
"Very comfortable!" She said.
Then she saw a cup of tea placed on a nightstand and saw a servant that looked like Wendy Corduroy.
"Figured you'd like a hot cup of Chamomile tea before going to sleep." said the Wendy Corduroy look a like.
Wendy nodded.
"By the way names Ashley" the new girl known as Ashley said.
Back in reality; Roger had returned with a tray full of corn dogs and set it down on a coffee table.
"This story is getting really interesting, isn't it?" said Roger.
"Yeah, but nowhere near as interesting as Gus putting the Illusion Coven Head in an institution just by making him relive his worst nightmare." said Amity.
Roger became shocked.
"WHOA, WHAT!?" yelled Roger.
"It was crazy, didn't know what I was doing." said Gus.
"Stay away from me man, just say away from me." said Roger.
Gus sighed.
"Come on, I was under a lot of stress and-"Gus said before being interrupted by Roger holding a bible, a bottle of holy water, and a cross in front of him.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Roger said before splashing some holy water on Gus.
Gus groaned.
"Seriously Roger?" asked Gus.
"Better to be safe then sorry." Roger said before splashing more water on Gus, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Bria pulled out a bottle of hot sauce before splashing some onto Roger's eyes, making him groan in pain.
"The power of Satan burns you." said Bria.
Back in the story; Gastina had returned to the village and walked into a pub before roughing herself up.
"There was a monster in the woods. It was tough, but I made it out on top." said Gastina.
Everyone grumbled in annoyance.
"Bullshit, we're already seeing a flip book of the real thing." said one pub patron.
Gastina became confused and saw the Three Blurs showing the same flip book that they had drawn of Gastina being scared like a little bitch.
Gastina gulped.
"Why?" said Gastina.
"And that's the truth of what happened. Gastina mearly scared herself by stepping on twigs." said Medium Blur.
Gastina is mad
"You dare make fun of me?" threatened Gastina. "My parents will hear of this!"
"As your parents hate you and disowned you!" said Big Blurr. "Also Yo Mama was so Ugly she gave birth to you to get rid of the ugly ness!"
Gastina scoffed.
"I was merely trying to give off a false pretense for if there was anything in the woods." said Gastina.
Short Blur did some sign language. (Lies, three eyes is just a scared little bitch.)
Everyone in the pub started laughing.
This made her so mad she stomped off.
"Oh I'll find a deadly beast, and prove that I'm better then those Blurs." said Gastina.
"No she won't." Roger narrated.
"OH SHUT UP YOU NARROATOR!" She shouted. "I WILL PROVE IM BETTER THEN THEM AND THOSE THREE MISSING PEOPLE WHO ARE POPULAR!"
With that she left.
She then sees a place called Henchmen Bar and grinned and walked into there.
"This'll be good." said Gastina.
She cleared her throat.
"MAY I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE!?" yelled Gastina.
Everyone glared at the three eyed girl.
"I will pay a bunch of money to whoever is willing to do a job for me. I need help finding three people from my village." said Gastina.
"Gastina gave a very convincing speech, but unfortunately she only succeeded to get the worst two henchmen in the pub since everyone else had better things to do then to take orders from a three eyed girl with a bad attitude and just takes credit for other people's work." Roger narrated.
The two worst Henchmen have the appearance of Squatt and Baboo.
Gastina became deadpanned.
"You've got to be shitting me." said Gastina.
The two henchmen smirked.
"Well boss we only joined ya because no henchmen likes ya, not even the evilest of henchmen!" said the Squat henchman.
"Plus we had nothing better to do." said the Baboo like henchman.
"Kill me now." said Gastina.
"That can be arranged." Roger narrated.
Then a huge pistol barrel was aimed at the three eyed girl.
"NOT LITERALY!" She shouted.
"Damm it!" said Roger.
The pistol then disappeared.
Back in reality; everyone was confused.
"Were you just trying to kill the main villain early in the story?" said Hunter.
Roger nodded.
"Yeah, I installed a bunch of fourth wall breaks just for a few laughs." said Roger.
"That-that sounds stupid. Even if it was done in the original Captain Underpants stories. Very stupid." said Hunter.
Roger became mad before drawing out the same pistol and fired it at Hunter.
Luckily; the bullet wound up hitting the strand of hair in front of his face, knocking off and shocking the Grimwalker.
Hunter gulped.
Roger chuckled before opening up his jacket and put the pistol in it.
"And I didn't get assaulted by a pissed off girlfriend that time." said Roger.
Back in the story.
"Names Buatt." the Squat look a like known as Buatt said.
"And I'm Sqaboo." the Baboo look a like known as Sqaboo said.
"What're your orders?" the two said.
"I need to find three people from my village who might be in trouble. And if anyone gets in the way, kill them." said Gastina.
The two henchmen became shocked.
"Wait, what? You want us to bump off a bunch of people for reasons that might be beyond their control?" said Sqaboo.
Gastina nodded.
"Hell yeah." said Gastina.
"That, that doesn't sound very practical. Plus cold blooded murder is illegal." said Buatt.
"Yeah, we would never sink that low. I was thinking you wanted us to commit armed robbery, or even kidnapping." said Sqaboo.
Gastina became deadpanned.
"Seriously, you're henchmen, you're supposed to be loyal." said Gastina.
"True, but there are things we'll never do." said Sqaboo.
Buatt pulled out a huge list and looked at it.
"No murder of any kind, no terrorism, no destroying of famous landmarks, no arson, no stampeding cattle." said Buatt.
Gastina became confused.
"Stampeding cattle, that doesn't sound evil." said Gastina.
"Through the Vatican." said Sqaboo.
Gastina nodded.
"Interesting." said Gastina, "Almost sounds like something from some god awful parody of Western films."
Everyone gasped.
"You shouldn't have said that." said Buatt.
Gastina became confused.
"Why?" said Gastina.
The two henchmen pointed to a sign that said 'No taking cheep shots at Western film parodies, especially the Mel Brooks film Blazing Saddles'.
In the real world; Roger laughed.
"I'm so proud of myself." said Roger.
"What, the fact that you took a shot at Christianity by way of Blazing Saddles reference?" said Willow.
"It was hard core Christian mothers who tried to keep their children from watching The Owl House and wanted it cancelled because they believed it supported Satanism." said Roger.
"Well those women sure got their wish." said Gus.
He did some thinking.
"After the three hour long specials anyways." said Gus.
"Good save Goober." said Roger.
Gus nodded.
"Oh yeah." said Gus.
