Back in the castle; Hermosa was sitting in a room worried as Aurora was sitting next to her.
"I hope Roy came back with Mama safely." said Hermosa.
"Don't worry, Roy's very dedicated to keeping everyone happy." said Aurora.
Then the two heard a stomping and saw Roy entering before standing up straight.
"Presenting the Santiago family with the patriarch being a racial stereotype of a pissed off Latina woman." said Roy.
But then he was hit on the back of the head by a flip flop.
"OW!" yelled Roy.
He heard some Spanish being spoken angrily.
The speaking finished up and Roy pulled out a tiny book and skimmed through it before stopping at one page.
The meerkat spoke some Spanish. (Alright alright, I'll do it properly)
He put the book away.
"Ms Riggata Santiago and her second daughter, Bonita." said Roy.
The two Santiago women entered the room and the woman known as Riggata held her flip flop up angrily towards Roy.
"Pull a stunt like that again, another La Chancla." said Riggata.
Roy was shocked and held up his hand to reveal he was doing the Vulcan hand gesture.
Hermosa became shocked before smiling.
"Mama." Hermosa said before running to here mother and hugged her as her sister Bonita joined in the hug as well.
"Mija, it is so good to see you." said Riggata.
"Same here." said Hermosa.
Her sister smiled.
"I'm going to enjoy being here." said Bonita.
Aurora turned to Roy.
"You got everyone else's parents, right?" said Aurora.
"Sure did." said Roy.
In Gaston's room; the bandicoot servant was giving Gaston a back rub.
"You know, I could use some entertainment right now Zazu. Sing a song with a little bounce in it." said Gaston.
The bandicoot known as Zazu did some thinking before he began singing.
"It's a small world after all-"Zazu said before being interrupted by a pissed off Gaston.
"NO, NO, anything but that." said Gaston.
Zazu then began singing the Justin Bieber song Baby.
Back in reality; everyone was shocked by the second song choice.
In fact, Luz, Willow, and Gus were shocked that they each drew out their own pistols and started slowly raising them to their heads.
But Amity, Hunter, and Bria pushed the pistols down.
"Yeah, not the best idea" Said Roger.
Back to the story Gaston groaned.
"No not that one please, anything but that!" He said.
Zazu nodded and thought of something and smiled.
Zazu then started singing the We're Your Friends song from The Jungle Book.
"Huh, this is nice." said Gaston.
He joined in on the singing as a man who looked like Perry Porter entered the room and saw everything.
The man smirked as Zazu and Gaston finished singing.
"THAT'S WHAT FRIENNNNNNNNDS, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE, FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the man sang as Gaston and Zazu both turned in shock.
Gaston gasped and smiled.
"Dad." said Gaston.
Gaston's Dad smirked.
"Son." said Gaston's dad.
The two hugged each other.
Zazu chuckled.
"I love a good family reunion." said Zazu.
"I'm so glad you're okay, I was worried about you." said Gaston's Dad.
"Same here." said Gaston.
Zazu cleared his throat.
"Uh, excuse me, I know this might not be the time, but shouldn't you introduce us?" said Zazu.
Gaston chuckled.
"Right, right." said Gaston.
He turned to his dad.
"Dad, this is one of the servants who's been taking good care of me, Zazu." Gaston said before turning to Zazu, "Zazu, this is my father, Harry."
Harry smiled.
"This is Harry saying thank you!" He said.
Zazu is shocked by this.
"He's a news reporter and does this ALOT!" said Gaston.
"Where does he get pointers from, Wolf Blitzer?" said Zazu.
Then Beth appeared in the room.
"So how're things?" said Beth.
Harry turned around and screamed like a little girl in shock at the site of Beth.
But Gaston got in front of his father and pushed him back.
"Dad, Dad, it's okay, it's cool, she's one of the owners of this castle." said Gaston.
The father nodded and Morningstar came by and saw the news guy.
"Hey I know you, YOUR NEWS SEGMENTS SUCK!" shouted Morningstar, "I ALWAYS HOPED SOMEONE WOULD FIRE YOU!"
Outside the castle Morningstar is thrown out of Gaston's room.
At the bottom of the pit; the Tengu guard was talking to another delivery person who had a bunch of swords set up.
"For the last time, we did not order a bed of swords." said the guard.
The delivery man became mad.
"You should have said something before I set it up." said the delivery man.
But then Morningstar crashed on the ground next to the bed, shocking the other two.
"He missed it that time?" said the guard.
In the real world everyone took a breath of relief and Roger smiled.
"Yeah yeah, like I'm going to kill off a hero." said Roger.
Everyone nodded at that.
Back in the story.
Wendy was relaxing on a massage table as Amanda was massaging the muscular girls back.
Wendy looked at Amanda.
"Boy, you're so good at this." said Wendy.
"Thanks, I've given dozens of massages to Roy." said Amanda, "He's cool with it."
Then two men who looked like Willow Park's fathers entered the room.
"Wow, this is better then what I'm used to for a home." said the glasses wearing man.
"You're telling me." said the dark skinned man.
Wendy turned around in shock and gasped before smiling.
"Dad's." Wendy said before running to her parents.
"Princess." said the dark skinned man.
The three then hugged each other.
Amanda shook her head as the three stopped hugging and turned to Amanda.
"Amanda, these are my fathers. They adopted me." said Wendy.
Amanda looked at Wendy then at both her fathers and back at Wendy before becoming confused.
"Are you sure? Because you seem to look very alike to one of your fathers." said Amanda.
Back in reality; Roger shook his head.
"Well I'm not wrong. Willow does look like her glasses wearing father almost. That's like saying that Hunter's voice is more annoying than Justin Bieber's voice." said Roger.
Hunter became mad.
"My voice isn't annoying." said Hunter.
"What about that singing carrier of yours?" said Roger.
Flashback
On the Boiling Isles; Hunter, Belos, and Kikimora were in a recording studio of sorts.
Hunter next to a microphone as well as Belos and Kikimora who were sitting in front of a control panel.
"Alright, let's take it from the top." said Belos.
Kikimora pressed a button and music started playing and Hunter sang an off key rendition of *NSYNC's Bye, Bye, Bye.
The two villains became shocked.
"HE'S SOUNDING WORSE THEN THE LAST TIME WE TRIED THIS!" yelled Belos.
Then Steve with blood coming from the ear parts of his helmet appeared in the room.
"SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!" yelled Steve.
Belos turned to Kikimora.
"TURN UP THE AUTO TUNE!" Belos yelled as Kikimora was trying to turn up the auto tune which stayed a fourth of the way up.
"IT CAN'T GO ANY HIGHER!" yelled Kikimora.
"BULLSHIT!" yelled Belos.
He wound up forcing the auto tune up all the way.
But then the auto tune exploded.
The two witches screamed in shock.
End Flashback
Everyone was confused.
"Why was Hunter being made to sing song?" said Willow.
"Belos needed the money." said Hunter.
"Oh man, that's just terrible." said Willow.
"Yeah, he could have gotten someone with a lot more talent. Perhaps Phil Collins." said Roger.
Hunter punched Roger.
Back in the story in a prison; Gastina was going through lots of manual labor.
"Meanwhile, Gastina was sentenced to hours of manual labor, listening to nothing but Justin Bieber music, had to wrestling a bear every night, and worst of all; she wasn't allowed any visitors." Roger narrated.
"That's what the readers think." said Gastina.
She pulled out a remote and pressed a button on it, causing an explosion to happen that knocked down a wall.
An alarm went off and Gastina broke her chains and ran off.
"PRISON ESCAPE!" yelled a voice.
Gunshots were heard, but every bullet missed Gastina.
"FREEDOM!" yelled Gastina, "Now to get Buatt and Sqaboo."
Later; the three eyed girl appeared at another prison and snuck in through the air vents and appeared in a room that Buatt and Sqaboo were in.
The two minions were watching some Gumby cartoons before Gastina came into the room.
"Alright, I'm here to free you, how's the punishment?" said Gastina.
The minions looked at Gastina.
"WE LOVE IT!" the two yelled.
Gastina became shocked.
"What?" said Gastina.
"Yeah, those Gumby cartoons are awesome." said Sqaboo.
"Especially that feature length film despite it not even making half it's budget back in theaters due to only being shown on 21 screens." said Buatt.
"There were so many references in that film." said Sqaboo.
"I even enjoyed how Gumby managed to get a girlfriend by the end of the film and danced with her in the music video scene." said Buatt, "Isn't that romantic?"
Gastina shook her head.
"You call that romantic? That Tara bitch was stalking Gumby throughout the first half of the film. That's the worst possible way to get a boyfriend or a girlfriend." said Gastina.
Everyone gasped, birds who were flying gasped and fell, a dog who was peeing gasped, Hunter who came by gasped.
The earth stopped moving.
Roger became confused.
"Wait a minute, how'd we cut back to reality in a story?" said Roger.
"I don't know. But despite shipping a couple that only officially happened in a horrible film, stalking is the worst way to get a relationship." said Gus.
"Tell that to this buffoon." Roger said while pointing to Amity.
Amity is mad and punched Roger.
Back in the story; Gastina groaned.
"You know what, just let me bust you out of prison and we can get back to what we were doing." said Gastina.
"No, no, we're good with this." said Sqaboo.
Buatt laughed.
"Yeah, who'd have thought that stop motion cartoons could be so surreal?" said Buatt.
"I'm still paying you." said Gastina.
"Wait until after we watch the film for the 8th time." said Buatt.
Gastina groaned.
"Aw shit." said Gastina.
"Aw shit was right. Gastina had to wait until her goons were-"Roger narrated before being interrupted by an annoyed Gastina.
"Hey, how's about you say something to help me out instead of just sitting on the side lines telling the story?" said Gastina.
"Because I don't like yo bitchy ass bitch." Roger narrated.
"Well I hate you you fucking little-"Gastina said before being struck by lightning, shocking her two minions.
"Having fun now, are we?" Roger narrated.
"Boss, were you just arguing with the narrator?" said Sqaboo.
"He started it." said Gastina.
"No I didn't." Roger narrated.
"Did to." said Gastina.
"Did not." said Roger.
"Did to." said Gastina.
"Did not." said Roger.
"You did to you ugly vermin." said Gastina.
She waited for a comeback, but none came.
The three eyed girl nodded before walking off.
"But then as soon as Gastina stepped out the room, she set foot on a jellyfish that stung her foot really bad." Roger narrated.
Gastina screamed in pain really bad and held her foot up, revealing multiple jellyfish stings.
Her minions noticed it.
"Dude, why would you argue with the narrator?" said Buatt.
"Yeah, he could remove you from the story if pushed so hard." said Sqaboo.
"Well what am I going to do with this sting?" said Gastina.
"I saw this documentary on the Discovery Channel once several years back on jellyfish. You're going to have to pee on your foot." said Sqaboo.
Everyone looked at him.
"What I can't be a nature lover?" He asked.
"Gross, I'm not going to pee on my foot." said Gastina, "One of you idiots is going to have to do it."
"Not me, I can't even go right now." said Sqaboo.
"And I've got a bad case of constipation that affects my bladder." said Buatt.
Everyone looked at him confused.
"It could happen." said Buatt.
"WILL SOMEONE JUST PISS ON MY FOOT LIKE R KELLY ALREADY!?" yelled Gastina.
But the scene quickly changed back to reality.
"I'm choosing not to read that part. I don't know why I wrote down that someone actually does urinate on Gastina's foot, but I'm starting to regret it." said Roger.
Everyone nodded.
"Smart move." said Amity.
Roger looked at the page and became shocked.
"Oh wait, my bad, I actually wrote that the Three Blurs appeared and dumped a huge Gatorade cooler full of piss all over Gastina." said Roger.
"That's disgusting. Even I wouldn't have done that to a bully in retaliation." said Willow, "Even to Boscha of all people."
Roger nodded.
"Amen." said Roger.
"Would it be wrong to do that to Belos?" said Hunter.
Roger looked at Hunter.
"What're you crazy? Place him in a locked cooler and force that witch hunter to swim in all that piss." said Roger.
Hunter smirked and went and did that.
"Oh if only Belos knew how times have changed in the last 300 years." said Luz.
"Yep, equal rights among African Americans and women, same sex marriages, LGBT people, America now being it's own country, all those witch based TV shows." said Roger.