Back in the story; Sabbath and Morningstar were working on something before finishing up.
"There, that should it." said Sabbath.
The two were looking at some type of toll gate that was labeled 'Castle Toll Gate'.
"Let's see each customer try to pay fifty dollars worth of dimes just to get by." said Morningstar.
Sabbath looked at his best friend.
"But they could just walk around the place." said Sabbath.
But Morningstar pulled out a remote and pressed a button on it before lots of electricity was surging next to the gate, revealing an invisible chain link fence.
"We'll have barbecued trespassers if someone tries to go around this toll gate." said Morningstar.
"This seems like a very cheesy Mel Brooks gag." said Sabbath.
"No, no, no, cheesy is the reoccurring gag from the eighties Nickelodeon show You Can't Do That on Television." said Morningstar.
Back in reality; Amity became confused.
"You Can't Do That on Television gag?" said Amity, "What exactly is that?"
"What do you think?" said Roger.
Amity did some thinking.
"I don't know." said Amity.
But then a cannon shot was heard before lots of green slime splattered all over Amity, shocking the witch and everyone just as Roger who had his phone out filming the whole thing bursted out laughing.
"You went and said the very quote to get slimed, and now you're covered in slime." said Roger, "Oh man, this video is going straight to YouTube, and I'll get a crap ton of views and likes."
He then posted the video online as Amity wiped some slime off her face in anger.
Roger laughed.
"Wow dude, you sure walked right into that one." said Roger.
The Abomination witch glared at Roger.
"Why I oughta." said Amity.
"You oughta what?" said Roger.
"I don't know." said Amity.
But then another cannon shot was heard and lots more green slime splattered all over Amity as Roger bursted out laughing again.
"Did it again." said Roger.
He continued bursting out laughing.
Back in the story; Sabbath and Morningstar had returned to the castle.
"You think anyone would dare try to walk around the toll gate?" said Sabbath.
"Yep, but they'll be in for a shocking surprise." said Morningstar.
Hus husband nodded.
"Indeed buddy." said Sabbath.
Back in the castle; everyone was getting ready for dinner.
In the kitchen lots of food is cooking.
"Oh boy, this is going to be quite the feast." said SpongeGus.
He then started cooking burgers, fries, Mac and cheese(for those who don't have lactose), pies, chicken and more.
"So much food." said SpongeGus.
He stirred the mac and cheese.
Hermosa's sister came in and saw this.
"Wow, some feast." said Bonita.
SpongeGus turned to Bonita.
"Yeah, that's the thing about the high life, you eat like kings." said SpongeGus.
Bonita nodded.
"Impressive." said Bonita.
"I've been learning to cook at a very young age." said SpongeGus.
Flashback
SpongeGus as a baby was sitting in a crib with a grill next to him and giggling happily.
He was cooking some patties.
The sponge managed to make a perfect cheese burger before laughing.
End Flashback
Bonita became confused.
"Okay are you making that up? Because there is no way someone who is very and and with very bad motor skills can pull off something that impressive so easily." said Bonita.
The chef laughed.
"Nope, one hundred percent true." said SpongeGus.
Hermosa's sister nodded.
"Okay." said Bonita.
A dinging sound was heard.
"Fries are done." said SpongeGus.
He pulled the French fries out of the deep fryer.
He smelled the fries.
"There, perfect." said SpongeGus.
He then took the foods out.
"Now to check on the rest." said SpongeGus.
He walked off.
Meanwhile with Gastina, Buatt, and Sqaboo; the two were heading towards the castle, but were stopped by the toll gate.
Gastina is shocked.
"What, a tole gate? Now what'll those assholes think of next?" said Gastina, "Alright, we're walking around it."
But Buatt and Sqaboo became shocked.
"Wait boss, everyone knows you don't just walk around a toll gate." said Sqaboo.
"Why not, there's nothing surrounding it." said Gastina.
"There could be." said Buatt.
Gastina groaned.
"Forget it, I'm not paying the toll just to get through this gate, and there's no way I'll be harmed by walking around the gate." said Gastina.
She started to walk around the gate, but was greatly electrocuted.
She was then flung into a tree and groaned in pain.
"Should we double on back and get a shitload of dimes?" said Sqaboo.
"We should get about 150 dollars worth of dimes." said Buatt.
Gastina scoffed.
"Please, we can only pay fifty dollars in dimes." said Gastina, "Enough for one person, but we can go by without being noticed."
But then a knife was lodged into her knee, making the three eyed girl scream in pain.
"Fifty dollars in dimes, per customer. No cheating out of full payments. I'll know." the toll gate said.
"SERIOUSLY, WHY NOT PAPER MONEY!" Gastina shouted.
"Because I hate you!" said the Toll Gate.
"We'll get the dimes." said Buatt.
"Right." said Sqaboo.
"You'd better, or else you'll end up deader than John Stamos." said Gastina.
"He's not dead yet." said Sqaboo.
"I meant Bob Saget!" said Gastina.
"Well start googling dead TV show celebrities you dusty bitch." said Buatt.
Gastina became mad.
"I ain't no dusty bitch." said Gastina.
"Said the Dusty Bitch." Roger narrated.
Gastina glared at the narrator.
"What did you call me!" She shouted.
"Don't argue with the narrator. He could give you a very deadly and incurable disease." said Sqaboo.
"FINE, I won't!" She said.
"Good choice." said Buatt.
"Now go back the way we came and bring back a shitload of dimes." said Gastina.
Her minions nodded before running off.
Gastina chuckled before pulling out a smartphone and started taking selfies of herself.
"Damn I'm so sexy." said Gastina.
But then some electricity zapped the phone, making it explode.
Gastina shrieked in shock and looked around angrily.
"Why must I lose my phone all the time?" said Gastina.
