Back in the castle; each of the three couples were ballroom dancing.
Roy was sitting at a piano as piano music was playing.
But he wasn't playing it as the piano plays music on it's own.
"Best investment on an auto playing Steinway piano." said Roy.
Morningstar nodded.
"I agree there." said Morningstar.
The two looked at the dancing couples.
"You know, it only seems like yesterday that Aurora was having a servant of her mother watch over the kid while she raked in a bunch of money to keep this place." said Roy.
"Yeah, and it felt like only yesterday I tossed her mother into a pool full of flesh eating piranha's just for being a bitch." said Morningstar, "Good thing I filmed the whole thing and posted it on YouTube."
He pulled out his phone and he and Roy started watching a video of Morningstar holding a woman who looked like Odalia Blight.
"Okay, let's get this over with." said Sabbath's voice on the video.
"Oh yeah." said Morningstar in the video.
"Wait, wait, don't do this to me, I'll give you the raise you asked of me last week." said the woman.
"To late bitch." said video Morningstar.
He then tossed the woman into a huge pool as she screamed.
She fell into a pool before a bunch of piranha's started eating her flesh and blood splattered all over the place.
The two people watching the video started laughing.
"Nice trajectory." said Roy.
"Damn right." said Morningstar.
The mother of Hermosa heard this.
"Huh?" said Hermosa's mother.
"But the moment goes by so fast." said Roy.
"Not in slow motion." said Morningstar.
He rewound the vid to when the woman was tossed into the pool and played it in slow motion as Hermosa's mother was watching.
Back in reality; Amity was confused.
"You offed my mother's character by way of getting her flesh eaten?" said Amity.
"Hell yeah." said Roger.
Amity looked stunned before smiling.
"EXCELLENT!" Amity yelled before doing some air guitaring as electric guitar music played out.
"Somehow I get the feeling that Luz is actually dating Keanu Reeves." said Roger.
"Why would I want to date John Wick?" said Luz.
"Because any girl would get the hots for a guy who can kill another man with a pencil." said Roger.
"Not me, Amity is the only one for me." said Luz.
Back in the story; Hermosa's mother shook her head.
"Why would you watch a video about killing someone's mother?" said Hermosa's mother.
Roy and Morningstar turned to the Dominican Republic mother.
"Well, Aurora's mother was the worst woman in existence." said Roy.
"Couldn't have been that bad." said Hermosa's mother.
"She forced her daughter to hang with only the elite." said Morningstar.
"Not bad." said Hermosa's mother.
"Forced everyone to eat nothing but healthy foods and no junk food." said Roy.
"Any mother would do that." said Hermosa's mother.
"Denied vacation requests." said Morningstar.
"All hands on deck." said Hermosa's mother.
"Also, she hogged all the coffee for herself." said Roy.
Hermosa's mother became mad.
"THAT BITCH!" yelled Hermosa's mother.
She became so mad she grabbed Morningstar and threw him out the window.
Roy looked at Hermosa's mother.
"Don't you think that was a little harsh? He wasn't the one who was always hogging all the coffee." said Roy.
"I know, I just hate that Airplane 2 film." said Hermosa's mother.
On the bottom; the guard saw a giant cake.
"Ah I see you bright my giant cake." He said.
But then Morningstar landed on the cake, making it splatter all over the place.
The guard became shocked.
"My cake." said the guard.
Morningstar popped out of the cake and looked at himself before licking his arm.
The guard started to cry.
"Thousands of dollars on a cake, and it ends up splattered all over the castle grounds." said the guard.
Morningstar turned to the guard.
"At least you're taking it well." said Morningstar.
"True, good thing it was buy one get one free." Said the Guard.
Morningstar became deadpanned.
"Well there goes a punchline, wasted." said Morningstar.
He walked back into the castle.
Back in the castle.
"They grow up so fast." said Roy.
He pulled out a violin and started playing it.
Hermosa looked at Aurora.
"Why do you keep that meerkat around?" said Hermosa.
"He's awesome." said Aurora.
"Really?" said Hermosa.
"Yeah, he's helped me through when I've felt down. He did say that I might meet the girl of my dreams." said Aurora.
Hermosa became confused.
"He knew my sexuality from the start." said Aurora.
Hermosa smiled.
"Have you met the right one yet?" Said Hermosa.
Aurora blushed.
"Maybe." said Aurora.
Morningstar heard this and shook his head.
"It's stupid if you ask me." He said.
Hermosa grabbed Morningstar and threw him out the castle.
"YAAAAAAA!" screamed Morning star and he fell and not near the guard this time, he was falling to a moat.
The rabbit fell in the moat as a splashing sound was heard.
He surfaced before letting out a huge fart.
Then a bunch of dead gators floated up with their bellies up.
The rabbit saw the dead gators and chuckled.
"I'm awesome." said Morningstar.
Back in the castle.
Everyone saw what happened from the moat.
"Aw dammit, now we need to get some new alligators." said Henry.
"We could go for crocodiles." said Morningstar's husband.
"I'll call the crocodile salesman in the morning." said Roy.
"Good call." said Beth.
With Gastina, Buatt, and Sqaboo; the three were badly injured and had finally appeared at the castle.
Gastina groaned in pain.
"Fuck, those were some insane death traps." said Gastina.
"Says the ugly 3 eyed Bitch." said the Narrator.
Gastina groaned in annoyance.
"When I get my hands on that disembodied voice, I'll tear him limb from limb." said Gastina.
Her minions became confused.
"Does that even make any sense?" said Buatt.
"No it doesn't. How do you kill a disembodied voice if you can't see who's talking?" said Sqaboo.
"Said the Minions who make more sense." said the Narrator.
Gastina became shocked.
"How come that narrator is talking good stuff about you two and not me?" said Gastina.
"Because you're a bitch." said the narrator.
Gastina groaned.
"Well I don't have to put up with this. I could just go home, become a famous grugby player with adoring fans, and you can't do anything abo-"Gastina said without noticing that a giant pencil was erasing her from the feet up before being fully erased as the pencil disappeared.
Her minions became shocked.
"Uh boss, you still there?" said Buatt.
"Okay, return me back to where I am." said Gastina's voice.
A paintbrush appeared and painted Gastina, but for some odd reason she had the body of Odalia Blight and was wearing big bulky glasses.
The three eyed girl became confused.
"Somehow I don't feel like myself." said Gastina.
"As a matter of fact-"Buatt said before pulling out a mirror and held it towards Gastina, revealing her reflection, "You aren't yourself."
Gastina saw her reflection and became shocked before screaming.
"I'm-I'm hideous." said Gastina.
"Come on, it ain't that bad." said Sqaboo.
Gastina glared at her minions.
"Ain't that bad? I look like a very curvious yet ugly woman who has a lesbian daughter who dyed her hair cotton candy colored." said Gastina.
In the real world; everyone's laughing.
"Okay, I'll be honest, I'm very proud of that part." said Roger, "Odalia might be ugly, but she's still very curvious. I'm surprised by the attractive people in The Owl House."
Willow shook her head.
"There aren't any attractive people in our show." said Willow.
But Roger held up a poster that said 'Hot and Sexy Owl House characters'.
He started flipping through posters, revealing posters of Odalia, Belos without his green scar, Raine, Alador, Principal Bump, Steve, Eda, Lillith, Willow's glasses wearing Dad, and Katya.
Willow is shocked.
"You actually had one of my Dad's in that slide show?" said Willow.
"Don't judge me, I saw a Facebook post that had something like that with some of the same characters in it as sexy characters a while back. In fact, I even read an M rated fanfiction where before the Day of Unity between the events of O Titan, Where Art Thou and Clouds on the Horizon, Steve and Katya make sweet sweet love to each other." said Roger.
Everyone became disgusted as Bria quickly covered up Gus's ears.
Gus blushed.
"This is to explicit for Gus's ears." said Bria.
"He's already seen Deadpool." said Roger.
Gus nodded.
"Only because I love Ryan Reynolds." He said.
Back in the story; Gastina had her body back to normal.
She huffed.
"That's better." She said.
"Does this mean you won't be insulting the narrator anymore?" said Buatt.
"Hell no." said Gastina.
"Oh that is it." said the narrator.
A giant pencil erased Gastina before a paintbrush appeared and painted her with the Odalia Blight body again.
"OK I WONT INSULT YOU AGAIN!" Gastina shouted.
The pencil returned and erased Gastina before a paintbrush appeared and painted her back the way she was.
Gastina looked at herself and nodded.
"Perfect, and with no issues whatsoever." said Gastina.
She walked off, but her two minions looked at her back and became shocked.
There was a sign on her back that said 'Kick me, I'm a three eyed bitch who ships Willow/Boscha.'
In the real world everyone was shocked.
"You actually went that far?" said Willow.
"Hey, it's one of the Owl House's popular ships, blame whoever came up with such a ridiculous idea." said Roger.
"What's the number one ship in the show?" said Bria.
Roger became deadpanned and motioned to Luz and Amity.
"That speaks for itself." said Roger.
Lumity nodded.