Back in the castle at the entrance; Tanya was talking to someone who looked like Knuckles.

"Okay, since this is your first day working nightshift, you need to keep a sharp eye out for anything suspicious outside. If someone tries to come in, keep saying that they can't come in unless they have a good reason." said Tanya.

The echidna nodded.

"Sure thing ma'am." said the echidna.

Tanya smiled.

"Good." said Tanya.

She walked off and the echidna stood in place.

A knocking sound was heard, confusing the echidna.

"Yes?" said the echidna.

"Pizza." said Sqaboo's voice.

"OOOOH!" said the echidan.

He pulled out some money and opened the front door only to be punched across the face by Buatt and fell to the floor passed out.

The others appeared.

"Whoa shit, can't believe how easy that was." said Buatt.

"You know what I can't believe? Those Pokemon game players who give their character names as My BF or My GF just so they can have dialog where NPC's refer to the main character as such for shipping reasons." said Sqaboo.

"That's actually a very interesting gimmick." said Buatt.

Back in the real world; everyone was confused.

"What idiot in their right mind would do such a thing?" said Luz.

Roger gave Luz his Nintendo Switch and reveal his copy of Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and the girl looked at the menu.

"You called your character My BF?" said Luz.

"I've got quite the harem now." said Roger.

He laughed and Luz shook her head.

Back in the story; Gastina and her minions were sneaking through the castle.

"As Gastina and her minions snuck through the castle trying not to get caught, Gastina accidentally ruined her perfectly new shoes by stepping into a huge ass pile of dinosaur shit." Roger narrated.

But then Gastina stopped in her tracks just before stepping into a huge pile of dinosaur shit and glared at the narrator.

"I did not." said Gastina.

"Oh yes you did." said Roger's voice.

"No I didn't." said Gastina.

"Yes you did." said Roger's voice.

"No I didn't." said Gastina.

But then a giant pencil appeared and knocked Gastina face first into the poop.

She looked up groaning in disgust.

"At least my shoes are okay." said Gastina.

But then a paint brush painted another pile of dinosaur poop which Gastina accidentally set foot on.

She noticed and groaned in disgust again.

"Aw man, my perfectly new shoes." said Gastina.

Her two minions started laughing.

Gastina glared at Buatt and Sqaboo.

"What a shit head." said Buatt.

The two kept on laughing.

"This must be what happens when you become shit faced." said Sqaboo.

The minions kept on laughing.

Gastina groaned in annoyance.

"Are you finished?" said Gastina.

The minions kept on laughing.

The three eyed girl groaned in annoyance again.

"Apparently not." said Gastina.

She walked off.

Her minions kept on laughing.

But they followed.

"Serves her right." said Buatt.

"Oh yeah." said Sqaboo.

"I wouldn't mind billing her." said Buatt.

The two resumed laughing.

"The two Minions are the smart ones and a plot is forming in their head." Said the Naroator

"So what's the plan?" said Buatt.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" said Sqaboo.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" said Buatt.

"I don't know-"Sqaboo said before becoming mad, "Hey, now don't start that again."

"Okay, I was wrong." said the narrator, "They're still a bunch of idiots."

The two minions looked at the Narrator.

"What do you want to do?" said Sqaboo.

"I want you two to get this story on the road already." said the narrator.

The two nodded and followed Gastina.

"Pain in the ass." said the narrator.

The minions caught up to Gastina.

Gastina saw them and smiled.

"It's about time." said Gastina.

"So what's the plan?" said Buatt.

"Kill the beasts, save any hostages, then return to the village as heroes." said Gastina.

Her minions became shocked.

"But you were arrested for attempted murder of rare and exotic animals several chapters ago." said Sqaboo.

"I don't care!" said Gastina. "Do it or else."

Buatt pulled out a pigeon and a piece of paper before writing something down on it and wrapped it around the pigeon's leg.

"Take this to my lawyer." said Buatt.

The pigeon flew off.

Gastina saw this and pulled a harpoon out and threw it and made the bird explode into feathers.

Buatt became shocked.

"What the hell, that was a revised will I wanted my lawyer to read to my wife if I die tonight." said Buatt.

"Aww who fucking-"Gastina said before becoming shocked, "Wait, you're married?"

Buatt nodded.

"Yeah I'm married, I've been married for 24 glorious years and have 9 kids, all in private school." said Buatt.

"I was the best man at the wedding." said Sqaboo.

"Whoa, shit, congratulations." said Gastina.

The will survived and Gastina pulled a Crow out and wrapped it around the Crow's Leg.

"Take this to Buatt's Lawyer!" She said.

The crow nodded and flew off.

She then looked at Sqaboo.

"How about you?" said Gastina.

"Oh no, I'm divorced. The wife is trying to bleed me dry of alimony. Fortunately I've got the best plan to get back at her." said Sqaboo.

"Which is?" said Gastina.

"A life insurance scam. If I die, then my kids will get a hefty amount of money for life while my ex gets nothing." said Sqaboo.

Gastina smiled.

"That's good, your wife doesn't deserve a cent." She said.

"Eh I'll just fake my death, change my name, and move to Florida. That state has the perfect retirement community." said Sqaboo.

"You've had this whole thing planned out, didn't you?" said Buatt.

"You have no idea." said Sqaboo.

He groaned.

"The bitch'll have it coming." said Sqaboo.

"Glad I never have to put up with that during my marriage." said Buatt.

They continued to walk off.

The group heard some footsteps and hid down another hallway.

The person who was walking by Deadpool.

He laughed.

"Yes, I hijacked another story." said Deadpool.

"What the, I don't remember putting you in this tale." said the narrator.

Deadpool scoffed.

"You can't keep me from infiltrating the tale as old as time." said Deadpool.

Back in reality; Roger who was annoyed shook his head.

"Oh to hell with this." said Roger.

He pulled out the Infinity Gauntlet which had all the stones in it, confusing everyone.

"Is that the Infinity Gauntlet?" said Luz.

Roger then snapped his fingers.

Back in the story; Deadpool started turning to dust and he noticed it in shock.

"Oh no, Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." said Deadpool.

He then faded away to dust.

Back in reality; Roger took off the gauntlet and sighed happily.

"Ohhh, finally." said Roger.

But then Deadpool appeared in the room cheering, shocking Roger.

"PARTY TIME!" yelled Deadpool.

"Oh fuck me." said Roger.

"Sorry, I'm not gay." said Deadpool.

"No, but the lead male actor of the Brady Bunch was." said Roger.

Luz became shocked.

"Wait, that guy was gay in real life?" said Luz.

Roger nodded.

"Yeah, but keep in mind that the Brady Bunch was made in the sixties, around that time, people didn't like the idea of homosexuality. Everyone of his co stars knew about it. If word had gotten out that Mike Brady was a hotdog lover in real life, it would have ruined his chances of acting ever again." said Roger.

Everyone nodded.

"I hear that." said Luz.

"How bad are we talking?" said Bria.

"Peter Pan's original voice actor bad." said Roger.

Bria is shocked.

"How's that bad?" She asked.

"You remember that Sweet Pete flashback scene in that Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers film? That whole thing was basically the story of Peter Pan's voice actor and how Disney fired him after Peter Pan was completed simply because he was getting acne." said Roger.

Bria cringed.

"You're kidding right?" said Bria.

Roger held his phone towards Bria and she was reading an online page.

"You're not kidding." said Bria.

Interview Gag

"I know my stuff. Apparently after that Peter Pan voice actor's stint with Disney, he was thrown out onto the curb where he wound up turning to drugs due to his life going downhill, and eventually he was found dead and abandoned in an abandoned building." said Roger.

End Interview Gag

"Fired just for growing old? That's like firing someone just because they have different political views as you." said Gus.

Cutaway Gag

In an office of sorts; two caucasian males; one dressed like a manager and with brown hair was looking at a resume and talking to the other one who was dressed in a blue turtle neck sweater, brown pants, and black shoes as a female secretary was sitting by.

"And I'm an expert on all kinds of dish soaps." said the turtle neck person.

"Well, I'm impressed, well everything looks good." said the manager.

He gave the form to the secretary who looked at it.

"He's liberal." said the secretary.

The manager became mad.

"WHAT!? GET YOUR NON CONSERVATIVE ASS OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!" yelled the manager.

End Cutaway Gag

Roger chuckled.

"Boy, next thing you know, people will get fired just for a childish reason such as your family having a problem with each other many generations ago. But I'm not going to do such a cutaway gag because we still got a chapter or two of this story to go." said Roger.

"I want to see some killing." said Deadpool.

Roger became deadpanned before holding up a giant pencil and erased Deadpool.

Back to the story; Gastina looked around.

"Clear." said Gastina.

The group continued walking around.