Back in the ballroom; each couple was still dancing.
Hermosa and Aurora walked over to a fountain outside the castle and sat beside it.
"Wow, that was amazing." said Hermosa.
Aurora nodded.
"Yeah." said Aurora.
"This is actually very nice living here." said Hermosa.
"It takes some getting used to." said Aurora.
Hermosa nodded.
"I'm sure it does." said Hermosa.
The two sighed.
"You know, these several days have been amazing for me. I never thought I'd feel this much happiness since before being cursed all those years ago. Maybe it's because I love you." said Aurora.
She became shocked by what she said and turned away blushing like a tomato.
But Hermosa turned her around.
"I love you too." said Hermosa.
Aurora smiled and the two inched close to each other puckering up, but then Hermosa noticed that Aurora was started to sparkle.
"You're glowing." said Hermosa.
Aurora smiled.
"Thank you." said Aurora.
"No, you're literally glowing. Look at yourself." said Hermosa.
Aurora looked at herself to see she was indeed glowing and became shocked before floating into the air.
She then started to changed back to her true appearance before being cursed.
Aurora floated down to the ground and stopped glowing before looking at herself then at a shocked Hermosa.
"Hermosa, it's me." said Aurora.
Hermosa kept on looking at Aurora before becoming shocked.
"IMPOSTER!" yelled Hermosa.
She drew out a pistol and fired a shot at Aurora's head, killing her for good.
"Just kidding." said the narrator.
The scene rewound to when Hermosa was looking at Aurora who had changed back to normal.
Hermosa smiled and walked to Aurora before lifting her off the ground and twirled her around.
"SO PRETTY!" Hermosa said before setting Aurora on the ground as the cotton candy haired goddess blushed and giggled.
The two looked at each other.
"We should probably go back inside and show everyone." said Aurora.
"I agree." said Hermosa.
The two walked back into the castle.
They walked by Sabbath and Morningstar who became shocked.
"IMPOSTER!" yelled Morningstar.
"No, Aurora's curse was lifted." said Sabbath.
Morningstar became shocked.
"Huh?" said Morningstar.
"Yeah, Hermosa must have professed her love for Aurora that caused the spell to be broken." said Sabbath.
"Wow that's weird." said Morningstar.
"No weirder then Fred from Hamster and Gretel actually being the main character's cousin?" said Sabbath.
Morningstar shook his head.
Back in the ballroom; Hermosa and Aurora entered the room where the others stopped dancing upon seeing Aurora back to normal in shock.
"What the hell happened?" said Wendy.
"No idea, I just professed some love for Aurora, and this happened." said Hermosa.
"The curse is lifted." said Aurora.
"We could have just professed our love for these cursed people this whole time?" said Gaston.
In the real world; everyone whistled.
"Why didn't anyone think of that from the start?" said Willow.
"Because the feeling needs to be mutual." said Roger.
Luz nodded.
"Everyone knows that." said Luz.
"That's why in Shrek that if Fiona had kissed Lord Farquadd, the spell wouldn't have been broken since it wasn't mutual between the two." said Roger.
Everyone nodded.
Back in the story.
"If that were the case." said Gaston.
He turned to Beth.
"Beth, I love you." said Gaston.
Beth then glowed before turning back to normal as Gastina and her minions appeared and spied on the whole thing.
She looked at herself before smiling.
"It worked." Said Beth.
Gaston gasped in shock while blushing.
"She really is a purple haired beauty." Said Gaston.
Beth heard this and blushed.
"Oh Gaston." said Beth.
She grabbed Gaston and kissed him on the lips.
Henry became shocked and looked at Wendy before turning away blushing.
Wendy grabbed the bird beasts hand.
"I love you." said Wendy.
Henry turned around smiling.
"You do?" said Henry.
He started glowing before his beast body started changing.
"What do I get, what do I get?" said Wendy.
Henry's glow disappeared, revealing that he now looked like Emperor Belos complete with the green scar over his face.
A loud woman screaming in shock was heard.
Back in reality; Hunter glared at Roger angrily.
"You son of a bitch, I'll kill you." said Hunter.
Roger chuckled.
"Don't worry, I can do better." said Roger.
Back in the story; the scene rewound to Henry's glow disappearing, only for his face to be replaced by the face of Brainy from Hey Arnold, but in his Hey Arnold The Jungle Movie appearance.
A loud woman screaming in shock was heard.
"Roger." said Hunter's voice.
"Okay, okay." said Roger's voice.
The face then changed to Boscha's face.
A loud woman screaming in shock was heard.
"You've got five seconds to make it right." said Willow's voice.
The face changed back to Henry's true face.
"Score." said Wendy.
Gastina and her minions were shocked.
"I was close to killing humans this whole time?" said Gastina.
"Attractive ones for that matter." said Buatt.
Gastina glared at her minions.
"Well this puts a damper to my heroic deed." Gastina said before drawing out a blunderbuss, "I'm going to kill them anyways."
Her minions became shocked.
"What?" said Sqaboo.
"Turns out, I really enjoy killing." said Gastina.
Buatt pulled out a rooster and pulled it's tail feathers really hard, making it crow loudly.
Everyone turned to the three and became shocked and mad.
"I REMEMBER YOU, YOU'RE THE BITCH WHO TRIED TO KILL MY EMPLOYERS!" yelled Roy.
"And I'm about to do it again." said Gastina.
"But as she was about to, Gastina let out a huge fart that-"the narrator said before Gastina glared up at the narrator.
"You know what, I've had enough of you criticizing me and making me a laughing stock in this story, just let the villain win for a change." said Gastina.
"Forget it toots, I'm no Dana Terrace, I'm all for happy endings and not sad endings." said the narrator.
"Oh please Narrator, you Suck, Dana Terrace is a Bitch who is the best, Villains should win, All black people are fucking BEEEEEEEEP, YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKER WHO SHOULD DIE!" shouted Gastina, "Oh and FYE, Lumity & Huntlow sucks."
"Oh that is it bitch, you just crossed a line." said the narrator.
A cracking sound was heard and everyone looked up to see the roof being removed and a giant meerkat hand heading towards Gastina, shocking the group.
"Is that a giant hand?" said Vanessa.
The hand grabbed Gastina by the back of her shirt and lifted her up, making her scream in shock.
"PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN, I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, LET ME GO!" yelled Gastina.
"You had your chance, and you blew it." said the narrator.
Gastina kept on screaming before she and the hand disappeared.
Buatt and Sqaboo were both shocked before holding up white flags which they proceeded to wave nervously.
"We surrender!" They said.
"Good." said the narrator.
The roof was put back in place.
"Now what?" said Aurora.
"I say we invite the entire village for a huge ball to commemorate this." said Hermosa.
Gaston smiled at that.
"I like the sound of that." said Gaston.
Wendy had a deadpanned expression and was looking at Gaston.
"You're just agreeing to that so you can show off your new girl." said Wendy.
"So are you." said Gaston.
Wendy smiled.
"Touché." said Wendy.
Aurora turned to Hermosa and kissed her on the lips.
The Dominican/American girl became shocked before returning the kiss before the two pulled away.
"Whoa, crikey." said Hermosa.
She then gasped at what she said.
"Why did I say that?" said Hermosa.
Back in reality; Roger was showing footage of an episode of The Crocodile Hunter from his phone.
"Yeah, why did you Luz?" said Roger.
"That's just a theory." said Luz.
Amity smiled and giggles and kissed Luz on the lips.
"Dang good theory." said Amity.
"Crinky!" said Luz.
Roger shook his head.
Back in the story; everyone in the village was at the palace watching as Hermosa, Wendy, and Gaston were dancing with their respective partners.
"Well this was worth having to put off watching Hamster and Gretel." said Big Blur.
"Yeah, I'm still iffy on the whole Fred thing." said Medium Blur.
Short Blur did some sign language. (I actually saw that coming)
Big Blur saw this.
"You predicted that a character who looks like MTV cartoon character Daria would be the stars cousin?" said Big Blur.
Short Blur did more sign language. (I'm calling it right now, she's going to be a lesbian)
Back in reality; everyone was confused.
"There's no way that'll happen, especially since the Disney CEO is under fire for backing Florida's Don't Say Gay bill." said Luz.
"Oh I'm sure of it. I have a feeling because we've already got a pink haired lesbian disaster named Amity Blight." said Roger.
Amity smiled without realizing what Roger said.
"Amen to that." said Amity.
She then realized what he said.
"HEY!" said Amity.
"Oh come on, it took dying your hair cotton candy colored to make your feelings known. Just seeing a deadpanned teenage chick with pink glasses makes me think she'll have the hots for girls." said Roger, "Believe me, I'd know an LGBT person when I see one, need I remind you of the relationship I had with Olivia that ended mutually just because we both agreed it'd be hard explaining non binary people to my parents. Just like Demi Levato."
"Demi Levato isn't non binary." said Willow.
"Yes they are, and they had their start on Barney and Friends." said Roger.
Everyone became shocked.
"What, that's even worse then a pop star being non binary." said Gus.
"Well they did just recently go back to using she/her pronouns." said Roger.
"What a wack job." said Bria.
Back in the story; the ballroom dancing celebration continued on.
"Hermosa, Wendy, and Gaston each married their own significant others and lived happily ever after. But they're not the only one's who got happy endings." said the narrator.
We see Buatt and Sqaboo opening up a business saying Buatt and Sqaboo, Attorney's at Law.
"Buatt and Sqaboo went to law school and opened up a law firm that specializes in helping henchmen who were treated poorly by their bosses." said the narrator.
We then see SpongeGus opening up a restaurant of his own.
"SpongeGus has opened up his own restaurant!" said the Narrator.
We then see Sabbath and Morningstar.
"Sabbath and Morningstar moved to America and joined the American army where their antics caused a whole lot of issues with the people they were enlisted with, even going so far as to getting horses that each died from Chicken Pox." said the narrator.
Back in the real world; Hunter scoffed.
"That's stupid, so's F Troop." said Hunter.
Everyone gasped in shock before looking at Hunter.
"Hunter, how could you, even in front of the co author who enjoys the show for all it's slapstick humor, watchtower being knocked down all the time, even the very peaceful Hakawi." said Willow.
Hunter looked at Willow.
"I've never even seen F Troop." said Hunter.
"Then how do you know you don't like it?" said Gus.
Hunter did some thinking.
"I don't know." said Hunter.
Back in the story; we see Roy and Wanda on a carriage.
"Roy and Wanda eventually fell in love and started traveling the world to many exotic places and brought back many rare treasures, but dared never to go to the tomb of the corrupt high priest Imhotep due to the Medjai being very good at their jobs." said the narrator.
We then see Gastina trapped in a glass jar struggling to get out.
"And as for Gastina, she's been trapped in a jar just for badmouthing the entire story throughout. And everyone else lived happily ever after." said the narrator.
Back in the story; Roger closed the book.
"The End." said Roger.
Luz sniffled.
"That was so beautiful, I don't know what else we can do afterwards." said Luz.
Roger did some thinking.
Later; the group was watching the pilot episode of F Troop.
Hunter became confused.
"So wait, this Captain Parliament person only got his job for having a sneezing fit while fetching his superior officer's laundry which turned the tides of battle?" said Hunter.
"Yeah." said Luz.
"He got two medals, one for helping win a battle unwittingly, the other just for getting the first medal?" said Hunter.
"Uh huh." said Gus.
"And was sent to run a fort that's handled by a sergeant and his corporal who do a bunch of shady business with some local over the top peaceful Indians?" said Hunter.
Luz nodded.
"That's basically the plot." said Luz.
Hunter nodded.
"Neat. But how old was Wrangler Jane in this, twenty, twenty five?" said Hunter.
"Sixteen." said Roger.
A record scratching sound was heard as Hunter became shocked.
"You've got to be kidding me." said Hunter.
"She was fifteen when she got the gig. By season 2, she was seventeen which was the age of consent at the time." said Roger.
"Turn on That's My Boy instead please." said Hunter.
