[Amagi Confrence Rom]

[Amagi HQ]

[Tokyo-3, Dai Nippon Teikoku]

"Do you really expect me to believe that?"

The Headmaster of Hogwarts suppressed a dark snarl as he glared at the armored mechanical knight towering over him in this blasted muggle ball. It seemed that the manipulative elder had gotten himself in a bit of a pickle here. The mechanical soldiers that had surrounded him were one thing..how else do you think Woodrow Wilson and his copy cats in Mussolini and Hitler had gotten their head-start in being evil villains, but the monsters observing him with confused expressions on their hideous faces...not even the still hidden Order or his many friends within the European power structure could help him out with that.

Even if he were to go out, Elder wand blazing against all the opponents he had somehow managed to gather around him, he would only end up being the latest hot topic of the local news.

But Albus wasn't called the Butcher of India by the SPD in its glory days, when the black, red and white banner still reigned over Central Europe and was a terror to the schemes of Imperialists across Europe and bad historians who became power-mad fascist dictators were seen as exactly that, and not heroes who made the world 'safe for democracy' for no good reason. He'd been searching for James' and Lily's love child ever since that enrollment book turned up empty, and by the Gods he'd find that brat and drag him back by force if things came to shove that way.

He'd come too far, and brought down far too many, to back down at this inconvenience. So what if he was stuck in some sort of muggle ball in the Land of the Rising Sun with these newfangled versions of the Armored Brigades he and Gellert had created back in the days, when the Muggles' eyes were focused on the so-called threat of godless communism. Thanks to the spy network and collaborators within the American political system who longed for the return of the Stars and Bars he had built up ever since he'd started crafting his dream, he'd been able to cast the liberation of East Asia from Soviet aggression and Western colonialism as expansionist imperialism and take down a potential threat to his future reign.

The brat was somewhere in this room, Albus could sense it. Now, if he could only retrieve his weapon against Tom and return to Hogwarts..

GUN MODE

"Don't you try"

The mysterious man clad in black mechanical armor must have foreseen his intentions, because no sooner had the manipulative man drawn the Elder Wand, when the muzzle of a strange looking pistol was pointed at his face. "You looking to cause trouble, old man? Whatever game you're up to, I'm not in it," The command was barked in a rather low-class dialect of Japanese, but Dumbeldore could detect a fading Anglo influence.

The old man suppressed a curse under his breath. McGongall must have found out about his schemes! That was the only thing that could explain his current situation.

That disgraceful bitch must have leaked my location to the muggles who had then proceeded to capture me in a joint operation with those blasted Asians! As Dumbeldore raged mentally, he failed to realize that one of the humans present at the now interrupted ball had noticed him and was preparing to send a signal to he black armored knight.

But if that delusional idiot Tom or the ignorant rabble that were the non-magicals, thought they could get one up on the former lover and confidant of Gellert Grindelwald - the grey eminence behind Woodrow Wilson, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong and the scourge of the Kaisers, then they were dead wrong. Even if he were to pass from this Earth right now, his work would still be continued.

The dead-man switch in his back molar had already been triggered by the time the creature once known as Hachikuji Mayoi could warn 'his' rival about the true nature of the seemingly delusional old man the Amagi Corp strike team had captured.

[A Week Later]

[Guest Bedroom]

[Hyoudou Mansion]

Amagi "Konoha' Nadeko nearly had a heart attack when she saw who had been waiting in the room before her. Though the brunette pre-teen heiress was able to quickly calm down and plop her ass down on the large bed, she was still surprised at how quickly her childhood friend was able to locate her. It was almost like the stories Mama used to tell her about magic were actually real, and the lovable ruffian who'd saved her from a group of bullies was actually a magi who was not aware that he had magic. Pretty ridiculous, right?

To the rational or even mundane mind, it must have seemed that way, especially in the new age of enlightenment that had come upon the world post-Second Impact. She wouldn't have believed it herself, if she hadn't been rescued from an assassination attempt gone wrong by her seemingly scatter-brained but surprisingly blunt and straight forward cousin from Europe, Celia Claire and the black haired youth in front of her right now. While Claire had cut down the hit squad with what appeared to be a series of rapid fire spells and the now infamous Black Sweeper had torn through the leader and his strongest minions like a knive through butter, she'd been able to see the magic in their attacks.

It was kind of funny watching both their reactions when each discovered the other, but it still scared her that there was an entire world of people hidden from regular society, manipulating things from behind the scenes. She'd taken lessons from Maria-chan in order to protect herself...but she feared that if those 'Khaos Brigade' people came again then it would be all over for her and her family.

She couldn't die yet...not without becoming Issei-onii-chan's loving wife and doing her duty of bearing his children. It seemed that Jin-san was truly a untrained magnus, as he simply huffed and sat on the office chair near where he'd been standing. "It seems that your dream of becoming a housewife hasn't changed one bit since we met all these years ago," He gave her a knowing smirk. "And here I was, thinking that my goal of finally bringing change to this rotten ass city was a delusional fantasy. Speaking of fantasy, that old geezer who'd gone all crazy and decided to end his life with a bang instead of in a old age home, looked and acted like one of those evil wizards in a shonen manga or anime. Ranting and rambling about the 'Greater Good' and all of that.

I'm glad Haytani-san, or should I say Hachikuji-san seeing as how the eggheads at Amagi Corp were able to give her a proper body now, was able to do something good for once in her life and save some lives. Though I'm still peeved that she's able to do all of these cool things and we can't," He scratched his head before bursting out in an insane cackle. "Plus she thinks I'm some English guy named Henry Porter or some other BS like that.

Supposedly killed a fake Dark Lord or whatever lame name the spell-wielders give their villains these days, when I was only a toddler. When I was recovering from my injuries in the ward and she was there, waiting on me, she spouted some gibberish about the wanna-be Gandalf being some sort of big shot in the other world, supposedly the UN General Secretary of their realm or some other BS like that. Couldn't understand a word of what she was saying since I really don't care 'bout these type of things...but from the way she was talking you could tell she had it out for the piece of shit,"

Nadeko nodded dumbly in agreement, finding what he was saying to be extremely true. When the pompous jackass whom she was beginning to suspect was a key player in the genesis of many of the House of Gremory-Weasely's many misfortunes over the years had somehow apparated into the Amagi Conference Room when Jin-san and Hachikuji-san were preparing to do battle, he hadn't even bothered to give the usual courtesies that were common in situations like these.

Instead he'd barreled past the remaining guests, marched right up to Jin-san [who was still preparing for battle] and demanded that the former street waif come with him to where the shy and reclusive heiress suspected was Hogwarts Private Academy. The fact that normal human beings were in the building, or that they were being menanced by what the young girl now knew to be Players meant nothing to the self-righteous prick who, according to the former ghost turned vengeful Player during one of their chats in the hospital, had bankrupted the British magical community and turned the non-magical world to woe and ruin with his various schemes.

The formerly snake-possessed girl wondered if she should tell her best friend about the Order Mayori-chan had whispered to her about before going to check on Jin, the secret society this Albus character had created in his early days to further his twisted ambitions of world domination. How this group had been interwoven with those NERV guys that had attempted to overthrow the imperial government back when the Angel attacks were still a thing, and had probably exploited the chaos of Second Impact to achieve their twisted goals.

With their leader dead and the Kōanchōsa-Chō working full time with a 'reconstructed' Amagi Corp under the leadership of Jin's public persona to hunt down any NERV remnants after the Keibi Kyoku had ID'd the suicide bomber as a major funder of the rouge NGO's operations, the cult would be out for vengeance and the young man would be their first target. She'd warded the mansion as best as she could, but she had no idea how good Dumble's men were...

A bored huff interrupted her pessimistic train of thought.

"You know GinGin, or should I say Nade-chan or Konoha-kun since we're now in the land of the Rising Sun, it's really, really, not a good idea to try hiding things, especially from someone who's essentially your sister at this point in time. Do you know how hard it was, trying to find you after we got the news?" Nadeko froze before trying to hide in her corner, while the grandson of Kanzaki Gorou just sighed. "Almost every Floo stop to Japan was crowded by muggles searching for Fleas-Death and his gang of pansies after he made his big debut in the terror leagues! I always felt bad for you, seeing that Aunty Molly chose to remain in the muggle world and disassociate herself from magic, but it seems like she made the right choice this time around!"

Thankfully the two were able to recover and focus their attention on this unwanted intruder in their private time. The rather eccentric character striking a pose at the doorway of the spare bedroom while struggling to hide a pout on her cute face, drew a look of puzzled concern on Jin's face. Although he'd been rather close with Konoha since their reunion and was forced to attend every social event or ball that came up by Celia and Mitsugai in order to prepare for his role as CEO of the company, he'd never seen this particular girl before. Even though she and the screw-loose Frenchwoman who loved teasing her shy cousin about her relationship with her brother (whom to be fair, Jin had never seen) both had long, wavy silver-white hair and short statues, Celia seemed to be more on the 'mature young woman' side while this girl seemed to be on the earlier end of her teens, like Nadeko.

Plus, this girl seemed to have a rather large chest that was poorly hidden by her chest bindings, to Jin's eyes anyways. And those pale crimson orbs observing him with a combination of bored interest and annoyance...they were the most beautiful and unnerving thing he had ever seen in a long time.

"L...Luna..." The albino girl's cute pout turned into a menacing grin. "I mean Sagiri-kun, how did you get here? Aren't you supposed to be back in England?

The now named Luna let out a short huff, before giving the Black Sweeper another creepy glare and then turning to face her best friend fully.

"Everything's gone bonkers in Merry Old England. Our esteemed headmaster turned out to have been some sort of crazy cult leader in his spare time, and now the other side is in complete chaos as his minions battle

the followers of Flees Death for control. And to make matters, our beloved brother is now a married man. Well, they haven't set the date for the big day, but it seems like the lucky women will be Aunty Rias and Hanekawa-baka, sorry Sona-san,"

Jin later swore that no sprinter was as fast as Konoha rising from the bed that day. He suppressed a chuckle at his childhood friend's rather naïve dream of being a loving housewife, thanking whatever deity was up in heaven for his early life on the streets.

"Y..you can't be serious...right?" Nadeko's eyes were alit with the flame of madness. "I know that Rias-baka is currently engaged and all, but wasn't her fiancée that idiot playboy from the Phenix clan? And Souna becoming the other wife...that's completely crazy!"

But Luna/Sagiri's attention was somewhere else, primarily upon the boy known as the Black Sweeper to the people of Tokyo. The silver-haired oppai-loli wasn't called Eromanga-sensei in the light novel world for no reason, after all. Though she wished Issei would notice who exactly had been helping him out with those perverted novels of his...

"Can I ask you something Ginny?" She was truly curious about this henceforth unknown friend that her sister by another mother had somehow acquired during the latter's transformation into a Japanese citizen. She didn't really care about the fact that the so-called Weasley had been hiding it from her for so long, as magicians were some of the most cut throat entities in existence. What really concerned the supposedly delusional Lovegood-Einzenbern was the striking similarities this boy shared with the supposedly deceased 'Boy who Lived'.

Nadeko, realizing that attempting to cover up the situation was a literal impossibility at this point in time, decided to just come clean. "Yes, Sagiri-chan? If it's about my supposed secret boyfriend who Gorou-san doesn't know about, I'm sorry for keeping him a secret from you guys. It's just that...how do I explain this now? Think Ginny, think! You didn't reach the top of your elementary school class due to a fluke!" Nadeko scratched her head for a moment before sighing again and giving a deadpan look to a now confused Jin.

"I'm really sorry that I forgot to inform you about this and the employees at Amagi HQ forgot to tell you, but since it's now out in the open there's no point in hiding it from you, though you'd have found out anyways considering you'll be staying with us from now on," Sagiri's eyebrows twitched at this. "You know that the Amagi Zaibatsu really doesn't have a good reputation, right?" The black haired faux grandson of Kanzaki Gorou shrugged his shoulders and finally exhaled, "You're really telling me that?"

But Nadeko remained unperturbed, and continued with her explanation. "Worker exploitation, major supporter of the international arms trade and of course Jiji's private dealings...even the most retarded mental patient knows of these things by now. It's one of the main reasons why no one really cared when Mayori-chan and her gang of thugs decided to launch their assault on Amagi Corp HQ. Most people thought that our family had it coming, especially with how Percy handled things when he was in charge. But if you think that was bad enough, you haven't seen anything yet,"

Jin frowned and leaned back on his chair, trying to understand what his best friend was saying. "You know that kaa-chan inherited the Amagi Zaibatsu from her previous marriage, right? And that due to the influence of the other world, which I'm sure you've been quite diligent in investigating considering what happened last week, our family name is actually Hyoudou-Weasley since we can't use the Gremory name for whatever reason. Plus, due to tou-san's constant business trips and playboy nature, he's also gotten other women apart from Mom..." Jin's frown changed to a sympathetic pout at this. "and since polygamy has been legal in Japan since the imperial revival caused by the after-effects of Second Impact, you can figure out what happened after that,"

Sagiri huffed in a arrogant tone before turning her head away from Jin. "This is my older sister by a few minutes and two seconds, Luna Schnee, or if you want to be more specific since we're in Japan, Masamune Izumi Sagiri. Her real name is Iilya von Hyoudou-Einzenbern, but since the name's a mouthful and you had overzealous cops and intelligence agencies staking out the hospital, we just decided to stick with Luna, or Sagiri. Sagiri-chan, I'm truly sorry for keeping this from you all this time, but considering what was going on in Japan at the time, I couldn't tell you or anybody in my family about what was going on.

You know how messed up and delusional the magical world can be already. Iilya, meet Kanzaki Jin, the first friend I ever made and the CEO of Amagi Corp after a certain incident involving Percy's schemes and delusions of being some sort of top dog in the underworld cost the fool his life. He's also the one who helped Celia out with her 'problem' after she carelessly revealed it during the celebration party in Malaysia,"

Sagiri's entire mood immediately changed upon hearing the final sentence.

"He did WHAT again? Could you please repeat what you just said, I need to do something really important,"

Let it not be forgotten that despite their various spats and general disagreements, Sagiri and Nadeko were still madly in love with their older brother and would do anything to further their shared goal of having his children. Of course this would prove rather problematic in the future, considering how popular Hyoudou Issei was with the ladies at the current moment; but who said they couldn't share?