All rights go to Disney, 20th Television Animation, and Seth MacFarlane. Warning: Very suggestive content (this is Family Guy, so that really shouldn't surprise you) and language. Enjoy.
It was a normal day for the Griffin household. Chris and Meg were in school, Lois was out of the house with Stewie, Peter was sleeping in, and Brian was sitting on the couch watching TV.
It had been 3 months since he shaved his fur in order to get Peter to stop harassing him with his nudity. Although Brian usually didn't wear clothes (mainly because he was a dog), he was not a fan of constantly seeing Peter's penis and when Peter refused to stop, he had to take drastic action. Now, his fur had completely regrown, and things were back to normal.
Meanwhile, Peter, who was able to get an off day from work, got out of bed and stretched his limbs. Since Lois was gone, Peter was able to spend the day in a way that he preferred best. In nothing but his underwear. He went downstairs and saw Brian watching TV and he could feel the guilt eating at him. Now usually, Peter was the type to not think about his actions. Whatever he did in the past, he forgot about it with a few beers. But he did feel guilty about what he did to Brian. It was one of the few times where he realized he went too far, and he never apologized to Brian for what he did.
And now was his chance to do so.
Brian heard Peter coming down the stairs (miraculously he didn't fall) and looked before noticing Peter's lack of clothes.
"Hey Peter…OH GOD. PETER, WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THAT?!" Brian yelled.
"Brian, Brian. I'm wearing underwear. I'm not nude, I swear." said Peter.
"Are you sure?" asked Brian.
Peter went up to Brian and showed that he wasn't completely nude.
"Okay. Thank God. Now I can handle that." said Brian.
Peter then sat down on the couch, right next to Brian. He debated on whether he was going to apologize now or later but he ultimately chose to do it right then and there.
"Brian, I know this is out of the blue but…I'm sorry for harassing you about nudity." said Peter.
"Wait, are you actually apologizing? Who are you and what did you do with Peter?" asked a confused Brian.
"I'm serious, Brian. I should've stopped but my dumb idiot self didn't want to listen. Hell, my dumb idiot self never listens to anything." said Peter.
"Peter, you cut off your penis and put it in a box for me to open just to shock me. You could've taken a picture and put in the box, and it would've had the same impact. So, yeah, you're definitely a dumb idiot." said Brian.
"Yeah, but at least my little buddy is working well again. Heh. Heh. But seriously, I'm sorry about what I did, and I won't do it again." said Peter.
"Are you serious about that?" asked Brian.
"Yes. And if I forget, you can remind me and if that doesn't work, you have my permission to kick my ass. No biting though." said Peter.
"I can accept that. Okay, I forgive you." said Brian.
"Thanks buddy." said Peter.
After a few more seconds of silence, Brian said, "Peter, I might as well say this but I'm sorry for biting you a while ago. I just don't like anyone touching or going near my ass." said Brian.
"I don't blame you, Brian. A lot of people don't like things going up their ass, unless it's for sex and only women and gay guys like that. I certainly didn't like it when Dr. Hartman raped me by shoving his fingers in my ass." said Peter.
"Peter, that was a colonoscopy." said Brian.
"It was still traumatizing. But I do forgive you for biting me. Just don't do it again." said Peter.
"I can't guarantee that, but I'll try to have some restraint." said Brian.
"I appreciate that. You're a good dog, Brian, even if you are a shitty writer and a terrible lover." said Peter.
"And you're a good friend, Peter, even if you're a terrible family man and a danger to society." said Brian.
"Yeah." Peter and Brain said simultaneously, as they continued to watch TV together.
Hope you enjoyed the story. The idea for this story came from the episode, "A Fistful of Meg", and the visual of Brian's nude self that is burned into my brain forever. I thought it would be nice for Peter to not be an idiot asshole for once and realize his poor choices. And I threw in Brian biting Peter from the episode, "Once Bitten", for the heck of it (Yes, I know that episode came out way after 'A Fistful of Meg' but continuity is more or less nonexistent in Family Guy, so it doesn't matter). Also, I'm working on a ton of stories (mostly new ones), so stay tuned for updates. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.