The Brief History of Everything - OR - Recipe for Plastic Spoon
Chapter 9
Octoberary 20st, 1999
By: Wuckfad
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Chapter 9 - Stoned
"Wow, that was some damn fine hash."
-Wuckfad (Looking at preceding chapter.)
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Just a xrygg full of bartock
makes the medicine go down
makes the medicine go down
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"BARTOCKS! DID YOU EAT MY HAT AGAiN!" Said the wall.
"No I didn't eat hat. But I did smoke some textbook last year?"
"Oh okay. As long as you didn't eat my hat."
"Do you have any BLATZ? Because he only drinks BLATZ?"
"I think I said I had some think sauce in my hard hat. Lemme go check"
"Okay Butdon'tbetoolongaboutit. My foot is waiting outside."
"Just a second. My ear is ringing... Hello? Oh hI BOB!"
"Who is it?" I buzt crack
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"Careful. The Boogomatic Adjustable bed hasn't been insured yet..."
"Don't worry, I've done this billions of times."
"Well. I'd just like to be safe then sorry." I don't like this whole stuffed moose idea."
"Oh come on. You have nothing to worry about. We just put the moose in the bed and when she wakes up she will have a fit."
Insert Strobe Light and Gogo Dancers
10 minutes later.
"Fart?"
"Yes? What is it?"
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"Whey?!?"
"Yes Please."
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"YES! YOU TOO CAN OWN THE THE INCREDIBLE BARTLEFLOX 3000! THE LATEST IN ADJUSTABLE FURGLENATZ! IT SLICES, IT DICES, IT EXORCIZES! WITH JUST A BOOT IN THE HEAD AND 17 DOZEN EAR CANNONS MAKE YOUR DEAD FLY! A SUPERB AMOUNT OF CHEEZE FLAVORED SAUCE! not to be taken internally.
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Hello. I am typing a bunch of ztrat jklasadt. See how the munchkin waiter bag deer eats house ninja star what? No I would not like any refridgerator and no bartzkelahgasst16u17adf jolas. Who put the dog in the toiletries. It's belongs over here with all the other action heros. IT'S AN ACTION HERO FOR YOUR BREAH! ear hoat brig nob sart jup gringo. HEY YOU SIN OF A BOTCH! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND BUTTRAM AN CAT? HEY! I need some beer. I'ttaa aaaamazing how one haliutyly smouuke can blow yerrrooyyentirrrrrrreee amont. I have a good vocabulraty. Don't you thinkg bbarrrrrtyoxaajt
? Ddon't you eaaat that'; cat! Th;pat's my rwetrirement cat! I needita for retirement! NO! EIDOS MAJKES GOOD CHEEZED!.\ Alf is good. So you see. The particle theory of evolution is related to the theta I over theta R and if the angle of incidence is too great. The sin of the product goes over 1, producing Total Internal Reflection, but of course if you understand the concept of rectalinear fubturbaaaaasete. Then you you would already know atart a; . RIP FARTS, NOT WAR!@ YOU SENSYSED MY SPIDER SENSe iS TYNUHHLUIOS .SJOT :S.wa78p94. So you see, The rectalinear propagation is the key to finding the sin of the angle of incidence. Going from a medium with a high index to a low index has the tendancy to bleef grugs, and end up going into the shithole with all the other bilbo nuts in this world, so here is my message to you CUPS out there. GHARBLE MERUGHA:LKXJITYPWITYY WJSGERBUKE. BUTTRAM A CAT. THIS IS MY BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TELEVISION IS DROOLING?"
"JOXER! GET YER ASS IN HEAR! THE ERTLE ADJUSTOMATIC BED \ IS DROOLING?
"WHYT?" SAID ONE.
"NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERANATNATNATNATNATN....................WHAT? SPIDERS! AHH! CALL MONA DA HOOKER!"
(SUNG TO THE MONA THE VAMPIRE SONG)
OH! YOUR ASS IS THE SIZE OF A BEACH BALL!
JUST A BILBO NUTS!
MUNCH A CATS RUG?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BEWIP BWUP BLEEP!
BEWIP BWUP BLEEP!
BOOTJS TRYJAS SKEEBOY! YES! IT'S THE MONA THE HOOKER SHOWOW OW!
MONA SHOW US YOUR ASS!
(END!)
MONA: Hey you fuckers? Why did you call me here?
EVE: TO eat your bush.
MOna: OH yeah you might just be acc aay jkla;asr=-25960 t
Yeah so is your momma EVE
YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN FRIED PUSSY?
SHIT NO! i JUST HAD TIMBITS!
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Questions? Comments?
Wuckfad
wuckfad@hotmail.com
-or-
wuckfad@bolt.com
Rip Farts, Not War.
Just Speef it.
Reefers for the legalization of Marijuana.
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