"What the fuck" I said while staring at the villain who suddenly stopped in his pursuit towards the frog based teen as he heard my voice. He cocked his head as if he found something familiar about me. Which he should.
So basically, after me and Kure was teleported to another location (alongside the rest of 1A who were also split up in groups) me and her immediately started to plan on a way to get through the mob of villains and towards the others.
When we accomplished our goal, meeting up with the rest of class 1A, we came to the scene of Aizawa pinned to the floor by a large ugly beast and 3 other students standing at the side, terrified. Them being Izuku, Tsuyu and Mineta. But at the center of everything is none other than the guy that me and Kure was just laughing at the day before.
But anyways back to the present.
My classmates only looked at me in confusion or annoyance, as if to say 'what the fuck are you doing'.
Kure however agreed with my statement and said "What the fuck indeed" which only gained Shigaraki's attention more. "You two..." he said, voice raspy and surprised as if he just realized something. Which makes sense.
"Don't tell me" I said breaking the few seconds of tense silence as my teacher stared at us in confusion and our classmates sent us questioning glances. "Allmight underscore hate page thirty-three!?" I said further confusing everyone, including the villains who stopped fighting to watch everything go down.
"Bat-Boy forty-four and invisi-bitch123!?" Shigaraki replied to my own comment as we both stared at each other in shock.
"Wait a damn minute, hand kink? That you?" Kure said pointing a finger at him while he only turned red and shouted "Don't call me hand kink you bitch"
"Yeah Kure, we don't kink shame here" I said jokingly, forgetting for a moment about the situation in hand. "You're right, sorry" Kure said with a guilty tone although you could tell she was smirking.
We heard a snort from behind us but it was ignored.
"I'm so confused, so you were serious about the whole 'I will destroy all might muahaha' stuff?" Kure said mimicking his voice and giving an over dramatic evil laugh. "I know right, thought he had a degrading kink from the amount of hate he gets, guess we were wrong" I whispered to Kure which didn't help stop everyone in the area from hearing me since everybody was unusually quiet, even Bakugou.
If possible Shigaraki turned even more red. "Why you brats-" before he could continue however, a loud noise and shout of "I AM HERE" echoed through the place as the entrance was struck down. Other pro heroes arriving on the scene and immediately took action.
The next events continued in a flash, with all of class 1A going back to safety, alongside an injured but still conscious Aizawa, and All Might facing off against the large beast.
When the fight finished and the villains were about retreat, Shigaraki cursed All Might and the heroes before calling out to both me and Kure.
"Bat-boy and Invisi-bitch! Fuck you and your wannabe hero asses!" which ticked Kure off, and although we knew he was a villain it didn't take away the way we all would act towards each other.
"Eat shit you cock sucker!" She shot back
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
I had to hold back Kure from running up to the man and decking him in the jaw.
"DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU END UP WITH AN ALL MIGHT DILDO AT YOUR DOORSTEP YOU COCKSUCKER" I couldn't help it and burst out laughing while switching to my tail to hold her back while I was on my knees, clutching my stomach.
She did not just say that in front of 1A, the pro-heroes and fucking all might. I'm going to die.
Shigaraki turned red and was about to retort but was dragged through the purple portal by his babysitter (his name was Kurogiri I believe) while shouting curse words left and right.
Everyone else just stared at us in disbelief after they left, all wondering the same question. 'How the fuck do they know that villain?'
Nobody noticed when All Might started choking on his own blood after Kure's comment as Izuku tried to frantically help him out before he killed himself.
Nobody also didn't notice that Denki was recording the whole thing. While holding in his laughs of course.
Aizawa just decided to close his eyes and think of unlimited cats and coffee.
Kure was still salty but once she came back to reality and processed everything she just said, she turned a bright shade of red and hid somewhere. I only managed to find her because of the fact that I heard her dramatically wailing in the corner as people walked by her confused.
Of course it was to be expected when everything was done and people were sent home, me and Kure were set aside to talk with the teachers and principle.
'God this will be awkward, how will I explain that we became friends with him because we found his 'I hate heroes and all might' talk funny'
Meanwhile Kure was beside me, squirming in her spot until she couldn't help it anymore and whispered to me "Do you think we'll be expelled?" She said while we stood in front of the UA staff members and principle.
"No, you will not be expelled" She jumped while I just sighed, giving her a 'you tried to whisper in front of fucking pro heroes as if they wouldn't hear you' look.
"Although we'd like to ask you two a few questions, which will asked by this man" he said gesturing towards the plain looking police officer on his right who bowed and introduced himself.
"I am Tsukauchi Naomasa and I will be asking you some simple questions, alright. You aren't in any trouble but we'd like to know more about your association with the villain" he said, plain eyes staring straight us. I couldn't help but avoid contact as my eyes glanced at the others in the room.
Everyone else were equally immersed in the two of us, looking as if they are calculating our each and every move. Aizawa-sensei wasn't any better, looking at us with eyes dangerously narrowed. It's understandable with him barely knowing us, since we haven't even been through half of the school year yet with him teaching us.
"Now now, lets not stare too hardly at them. They are children after all." Nedzu said, although you can tell he's warning everyone with his intimidating smile which worked calm everyone down despite his size.
Me and Kure just nodded towards Tsukauchi for him to continue with his questions.
"Alright, first things first, what is your affiliation with the villain who broke into UA?"