Before I start I just want to say a part of this was inspired by a Redditors comment when I posted my idea the specific user was u/Dontdecahedron
Also all characters are ooc in this like very ooc
"Uuughhh my entire body..." A distinctly muffled and hungover tobirama Senju said. "If I could only cast the bringer of darkness on myself." he would have but the very thought of him using any chakra at that moment was too painful to bear. Tobirama then got up and threw his pillows to the side he would get them later after he ransacked his fridge for anything to help with this hangover, Just why did he get blackout drunk again?
He then found some eggs, ginger, and chicken breast "Not all breakfast but... good enough" Tobirama then started frying his chicken breast applying salt and pepper to taste whilst beating his eggs with some ginger powder and more salt then he cracked his eggs into a different pan, scrambled was what he was going for today. he then took out the chicken from his first pan and began to make a gravy. Letting all of the beautiful stuff on the bottom of the pan would be a tremendous waste after all.
He then saw his eggs were done and plated his food along with getting a glass of orange juice. No pulp. "You know what this is nice, maybe I should take a break and enjoy this peaceful time," tobirama thought. Maybe he could settle down as his brother did with mito and have a family after all its not like there would be a war anytime soon as his brother was the literal god of the shinobi world... although he was an idiot trying to give away the tailed beasts for free... luckily he managed to convince him to just sell them instead. He also had to help his brother in a lot of the political aspects of being Hokage in general
Tobirama then dug into his eggs first to hopefully ease his hangover a little bit... or at least tried to as he heard a knock at the door. He didn't want to be interrupted at the moment... as he was just about to enjoy his meal.
"Knock again and I will drown you in your sleep" tobirama meant every word of his threat too. He didn't want his god damn eggs to go cold. Tobirama like any sane person despised cold eggs.
The door opened it was his brother Hashirama Senju.
Looking solemn, mad, and disappointed the god of shinobi sighed and took a deep breath. "Brother what I am going to ask to know, no demand to know will sound REALLY dumb but I need you to be completely honest here okay." hashirama said closing the door
Tobirama gulped. He really hadn't found out that he kept a bunch of prisoners, didn't he? or that he drove all the casinos away from Konoha. He was sure his brother would kill him if he found out about that one. Little did he know that even he was in for a giant shock. "Okayyyy I will be honest," tobirama said preparing to take his breakfast to his lab using the hiraishin until hashirama calmed down.
"Okay good now Tobirama," Said person shivered. normally his brother called him tobi "After coming back from the office, from a long night of paperwork wanting to see mito and you. I come into the living room and find two statues very accurate-looking statues of Izuna Uchiha and itama. I wondered why you made them. It made no sense " hashirama started. He sounded pissed off. Tobirama grabbed an emergency kunai he had in his room
"After looking at the statues for a while they moved, FUCKING moved do you understand" hashirama's voice sounded like a disappointed father instead of his normal voice
Tobirama gulped again but nodded. He knew he really screwed up this time
"Okay good well now I need you to tell me did you learn how to revive the dead?" hashirama asked. He really hoped not
"Uhhhh... I don't know... I kind of got really drunk last night and I don't remember anything" tobirama said. And he didn't remember anything from the last 20 hours so he was telling the truth.
Hashirama sighed "Okay listen, I'm going to go see mito and when I come back you better go find whatever notes you have taken, I'm too tired for this right now I need a nap and to go see my wife. So just please fix this then throw whatever you have on this jutsu away.
"Alright... I will after I enjoy my breakfast" tobirama said grabbing his fork mouth-watering. He really was hungry
"Okay that's fair just please fix this" hashirama then tiredly walked out of tobirama's room breaking and replacing his door.
"Okay... now I need to quickly find all of my fuinjutsu notes... maybe go find an Uzumaki that isn't mito, " tobirama said
Before hearing a soft groan from his bed it sounded like a woman he looked to his bed and saw a very naked mito Uzumaki. Fear flooded his heart then. He screwed up even more
Tobirama sighed he really didn't want to deal with this. He would do that later for now he just had to escape before hashirama found out... apparently, he and mito got really drunk last night. That was a bad idea for sure
"Note to self never get drunk on a Friday night again and maybe find a counter to mokuton too!" tobirama then flashed away
End
So what do you think? I know it was kinda short. less than 1 k words but hey it's almost 2 am I need sleep and I didn't have many ideas for this so this is what you get until i revisit it one day (who knows)