Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, or Youtube.

Authors note: Sorry for the delay. My file got deleted and I had to start over.

starting point: girls 1k subs (they already started their channel) boys 0 subs (channel name us da best)

Jason, Leo and Percy sat in a room, brainstorming about what video they should make.

"We could prank the girls," Jason suggested.

"Too hard," said Percy.

"We could show off our powers and stuff," said Jason.

Percy whacked him. "NO! It's not allowed!"

"Are you stupid?" Leo asked in a British accent.

"You come up with something, Leo," grumbled Jason.

"I dunno. We could do stuff." said Leo.

"What stuff?" asked Percy.

"Stuff stuff." said Leo. "By the way, did you know people eat silkworms?"

Jason snapped his fingers. "That's it! We could do that!"

"Do stuff stuff?" asked Percy.

"No!" said a very excited Jason.

"Then what?" asked Percy.

"We could go around the world eating weird things for our first video!"

the actual video:

Jason, Leo and Percy stood in the middle of a Korean street.

Percy introduced the channel and their subscribers battle with the girls. Then, he introduced the video.

"Jason will eat first," he continued.

"WHAT?!" Jason complained.

"Who nominates Jason?" asked Percy.

Percy and Leo raised their hands.

"Fine," Jason huffed.

"So, this is silkworm." Jason held up his silkworm skewer. "They eat it in Korea."

Jason saw a man walking by. "Hey, you!" Jason called.

"HUH?" asked the man.

"Do you like silkworms?" asked Jason.

"Me no understand English." said the man as he walked away.

"STOP DELAYING JASON!" yelled Percy.

"I'm not!" protested Jason.

"Then eat the silkworm!"

"Wait, let me tell you something," said Jason.

"Let ME tell you something." said Leo. "You suck at delaying things."

"I'm not!" said Jason, wounded.

Jason took a bite of the silkworm. He spat it back out.

"DISGUSTING!" he screamed.

"IT TASTES LIKE BRICKS!"

"Have you tasted bricks?" asked Percy.

"DON'T ASK! WHOSE TURN IS IT TO EAT"

"Geez, chill Jason." said Leo, slowly backing away.

"I AM VERY CHILL!" Jason insisted. "WHOSE TURN IS IT TO EAT!"

Leo ran away. "Don't kill me! he squealed.

"I guess it is my turn," said Percy.

Leo tiptoed back into the screen. "Is it safe now?" he asked in a baby voice.

"YES!" yelled Jason.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Leo ran away again.

Oblivious, Percy took a bite of his silkworms. He spat it back out, before asking, "What was that aaaaahhhh noise?"

"LEO GOT SCARED!" Jason said.

'Well, it's his turn to eat, so stop scaring him," said Percy.

Leo popped back into the screen, holding his silkworm. He ate it. 'Yum!" He exclaimed.

"WHAT?!"" yelled Jason.

Leo ran away again.

the screen changes to a garden. Jason, Percy and Leo are barbecuing kangarro meat.

"So," said Percy. "After we found Leo, we went home, but then we heard that Australians eat kangaroo. So, I ordered some kangaroo online, and we are making kangaroo burgers."

Leo sniffed the air and retched. "Did you fart?" he asked.

Percy looked offended. "I don't fart," he complained.

"Oh yes you do," Leo took his phone out.

"Fine, I fart! Don't show the viewers that fart though!" Percy desperately yelled.

Leo grinned like a madman. "Pay me 100 dollars while you're at it."

"Fine." Percy dug out a wad of cash from his pocket and gave it to Leo.

"THE BURGERS ARE BURNING!" Jason yelled.

"Wait," said Leo," The burgers are what smells like farts?"

"Yes." said Percy.

"I'm not eating them." said Leo. "What sort of meat is it?"

"Don't you ever listen to me?' asked Percy." I told you, it's kangaroo meat. Aussies eat them"

"Totally, mate," said Leo in an Australian accent.

"It's true!" protested Percy.

Meanwhile, Jason had put out the fire on the burgers. "Who wants to eat first?' he asked.

"I'll do it." Leo volunteered "I'm starving!" He picked up the kangaroo meat, two pieces of bread, and an entire jar of pickles, and made them into a hamburger, which he stuffed in his mouth whole. "Ffs goof," he said, while chewing. Translation: it's good

"Don't talk with your mouth full," complained Jason.

"Fill, fasof, fu souf likf fal," said Leo. translation: chill, Jason, you sound like Cal (calypso)

Next, Jason and Percy ate it without much trouble.

Meanwhile...

Annabeth sat in her living room. The doorbell rang. "Come in!" she called. Piper and Calypso stepped into her house.

"Why do you look worried?" asked Piper.

"Pranks aren't dong it," said Annabeth.

"What do you mean?" asked Piper.

"We won't get enough subs doing pranks." replied Annabeth.

"Well," said Calypso, "the boys' video is out."

"What is it about?" asked Annabeth.

"Eating crazy food." replied calypso.

Piper smiled a smile usually reserved for monsters. "We have to be even MORE crazy than they are, then," she grinned.

Annabeth smiled. "I like that idea."

the actual video

Annabeth stood in front of the camera. She explained about the battle against the boys, and she introduced the video.

"We bought five random items from a shop for toddlers in Tokyo. They specialize in making things that help the mother take care of the toddler. Let's see what we've got."

Calypso pulled out a gate.

"A gate?!" asked Piper.

"I think I know what that is," Annabeth declared knowingly. "It is supposed to keep toddlers out of certain rooms."

Calypso studied the gate. "Probably."

Annabeth thought for a while. "I could use one of those, to stop Percy raiding my kitchen."

Piper looked at the gate. "Percy could climb over it."

"Nah, he doesn't have the brains,' replied Annabeth.

Piper smirked.

"Onto item number 2," Annabeth announced, as Calypso hefted a giant cage onto the table. The cage was big enough to fit a baby inside. It reeked of air freshener.

"What is that?" asked Annabeth.

Calypso pretended to be surprised. "Annabeth doesn't know something!" she exclaimed.

"What is it then, Ms. Smarty-Pants?" asked Annabeth.

"I don't know." replied Calypso.

Piper grabbed a piece of paper inside the cage. She read it. She frowned.

"It says that you can put a baby inside, and the baby will smell fresh air. What a waste of money."

Annabeth studied the cage. "I bet you could fit a teenage boy in it. Or three teenage boys."

"Item number 3," Calypso reached into a box and pulled out a plastic bag. "What is this supposed to be?"

Annabeth looked at the box. "It is supposed to be a bag where a baby can vomit into. Could have used any plastic bag."

"Item number 4." This time Piper took out the object. It was a diaper with a hole in it.

"Apparently, this is supposed to be a diaper where you don't have to change the diaper because the baby can let out all the waster through the hole." said Piper.

Annabeth looked disgusted. "Number one, it's unsanitary to use the same diaper forever. Number two, what if the baby accidentally lets out the waste?"

"This shop is stupid," Calypso agreed.

"Item number 5," Piper pulled out a tiny computer. "This computer is a regular computer, but small enough for the baby to see it."

"But it is too small for a baby to see. It's tiny!" said Calypso.

"Exactly," said Piper.

"See you later, and remember to subscribe!" said Annabeth as the video ended.

Whew, that was hard work. Please review. Flames are allowed. Tell me which channel you want to win. This might influence the ending.